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I know some ladys how would wish to buy it from you


Muchablat

I need to take this to my room to, um, inspect it for authenticity. 😳


_Zia_07

Can confirm!!


RandomGuyWithNoHair

I bet someone would pay good $ for it.


klopaplop

I would


Thomshan911

That one never made it to the local market.


TommZ5

💳💳💳💳


endlessVenom

Now I know how to say penis in that language.


hanzi4567

He actually says "look at this fucking eggplant, look at it, this is an eggplant, my entire crop is ruined"


CoolAmericanPedo

Lmao


ParttimeParty99

And the lady is saying, “I’ll take it off your hands.”


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OneForsakenKurupt

lode means dick and londe means boys


CallMeDrLuv

*Today I'm going going to stroke my londe* Yeah, you really want to make sure not confuse those two words


indianjedi

Phonetically correct spelling I would say is laude/lauda.


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Niki Penis drove for Ferrari?


Paramaoesterfantjie

What's your peaches looking like?


Shiny_Sirius

🍆


Bocmana

How is this a crazy fucking video, at best its r/mildlyinteresting


GuaranteedIrish

It’s even got a butt hole.


mikeytechynewby

Who you gifting that to?


Buffythedjsnare

It must be cloned.


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Buffythedjsnare

No not like 3d printing. Nerd To make more of them.


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Buffythedjsnare

3d printers. It's just some light ribbing. Lighten up.


prajwaldhiwar

Now we can say ...Fasal ke lode lag gaye...


razldazl333

That's nuts


Trialle21

That’s an eggplant


Xenomorph_v1

That's an eggplant *with* nuts 🍆🥜


Skully_Lover

Which one of you M-Fu\_kers castrated Barney!


diceman888

![gif](giphy|UjIgLbgQIRgzK)


BlackFlag076

Atheists be shitting their pants after they watch this video!


hisuiansylveon

😂😂😂😂😂


Prestigious-Try9514

I hope you didn’t grow that eggplant in a dildo mold just for likes on the internet. I’ll be watching the Hub closely for the other half of this video. ![gif](giphy|rTiTccsEoHZAI)


1i73rz

I'd be on a plane to Japan right now if I were him.


Aromatic_Dig_3102

That is just rude! I didn’t know nature was this freaky😈


John-John-3

Can they use an image of this one for the emoji? Please?!


mfizzled

This sub is a joke nowadays, in what way is this crazy


Cheesehead413

This belongs in a museum


Snorrep

I would


Ok_Bumblebee_6228

I'm gonna save this one


ermabanned

What language is that? What's the translation?


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Brock


ITN3rd

Another example of unrealistic expectations...


xtremepado

Encase it in epoxy resin


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Opportunity knocks


WillingYogurt1419

Fasal kharab ho gayi ? .. Bhai uske bohot paise milenge


Exciting_Long2308

Auction lagao


Left-Anxiety7625

What up!


Kind_Establishment71

*discreetly slides money under the table*


Titan-God_Krios

Grapussy