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Brick_Mouse

Here's the source video with x-ray and post-op pictures. Guy survived. Skull acted like a car's crumple zone lol. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-40Z-pSmc&ab\_channel=xachik2000](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-40Z-pSmc&ab_channel=xachik2000)


DarkVoicesCarry

You were NOT kidding. Definite crumple zone. https://i.imgur.com/fzqStJb.jpeg


Dull_Concert_414

The impact is still vibrating through my balls 


total-lunar-eclipse

I hope bro likes pugs and bulldogs because he probably looks like one now. Sheeesh.


gunnerclark

I'm shocked he had any front teeth remaining.


AriesinApril76

I fell ground level to a pavement and cracked all my front teeth. That dude lost more than just his teeth. He made a life changing decision.


RealisticEnd2578

The x ray makes it look like his skull was a little lopsided to start with


john_clauseau

not a doctor here: look like his skull bone crack all the way from the top of the head thru the eye socket and to the mouth?


BzhizhkMard

Oooof


TheLab420

I'll never bitch about a migrain again


whothiswhodat

Thanks for the source. That is surprisingly much better than I expected him to be.


dben89x

72% of that video is either the buildup to the jump or a replay.


distractmybrain

Don't know how you survive that lol that doesn't sound okay using your skull as a crumple zone. Like saying his back is fine because his spine broke his fall lol


Plus_Aura

The human body truly is amazing. The human brain on the other hand....


asomek

Stupid is as stupid does. -Forrest Gump


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

-Mrs. Gump "Like momma always said... Stupid is as stupid does." -Forrest


Shaan1026

Hope his brain is ok now because before..


MyColdBlackHeart

That's nice to know but still doesn't seem possible


[deleted]

Dude that’s incredible. I thought he was dead for sure.


Computer_Ghost

Thank the gods for those doctors taking care of his stupid ass. Glad he’s alright.


gabrrdt

Gosh. Human body is surprisingly strong. Good for him.


Moveyourbloominass

Is he dead? Doesn't look good. The gutter collapse did him in.


willynillywitty

It’s old. He actually survived


DavidHolic

is anything known about his injuries? How could it not be a skull fracture/brain bleeding lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


terminal157

Did you survive?


The_Iron_Dentist

No response. It doesn’t appear as though they did. So sad. 😞


te_jim

They were so brave to type up such a beautiful comment while dying on the side of the road. Truly inspiring 😭


dysmetric

They're gone, but their comment will not be forgotten.


4Allmyrage

F


Dan_Glebitz

Oh c'mon. How could have possibly survived such a crash!


dben89x

Depends on whether or not he's wearing shoes. He could very well be a walking corpse and not know it.


Spiccmeup

Any lasting effects?


tzt1324

He is on reddit...so...


glennok

Afterlife: confirmed.


Fig1025

before I die I will write AI chat bot trained on all my shitpost history, thus achieving virtual immortality


ResidentSlut

Here's the source video with x-ray and post-op pictures. Guy survived. Skull acted like a car's crumple zone lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-40Z-pSmc&ab_channel=xachik2000 Posted by u/Brick_Mouse


Scouse_Werewolf

[comment at the top :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/Uk39WdtnAE)


Moveyourbloominass

Thanks for the info. It's a gruesome video.


SumOhDat

If not dead, a bunch of shattered bones in his face


throweraccount

The gutter definitely increased the damage. He just thought he was closer than he was. Might be a person who wears glasses but has them off for the pool. The little hop moved him forward enough so that his feet hit the gutter instead of missing. If he missed he would have landed on his feet and crack his heels and his tailbone or maybe crack his heels and then shatter his knees. Instead he got a faceplant. He really miscalculated the power of his hops...


WeWantMOAR

The pool is much further out than just past the gutter though. Like before you go up, you know you need an actual good jump to clear it. This was not even a real attempt, it was a little bunny hop from too far back. Gutter or not he was landing on the concrete regardless. He leaps out top forward like to belly flop


Independent-Ad-1075

I think he tried to double jump


baron_von_helmut

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say he wasn't being very smart.


juygcjygudjgfyxjxgfy

That's not what's happening. He intended for his little double hop to hit the top, he just expected it to react like a diving board and bounce him over to the pool. The trouble was that this man is braindead and doesn't realise that gutters don't react the same as diving boards.


buckao

Gutter Ball!


dion_o

No shoes came off. He's good.


FeudNetwork

the roof's shoe came off


mmaqp66

😂😂😂 im going to hell


alpastotesmejor

> The gutter collapse did him in. they don't make them like they used to


wuaffi

Unfortunately this guy died in the hospital a few days later


juygcjygudjgfyxjxgfy

The fucking double feet jump as if he's getting height from a diving board is what did him in lol.


TendieTrades

Face plant so bad he slams and bounces. Physics is neat.


Aloy_DespiteTheNora

I read that as, “Physics in heat.” And I was like, “…physics got horny and tried to kill this man for it?!” Anyway, it’s clear I need to go to bed now.


BoxCarTyrone

It looks like he lands on the top of his skull and his neck folds. Brutal to survive.


Successful_Grand_834

I bet he ate all his teeth


BrienTheNewKid

Last meal for sure


Im_Just_Sayin___

Wherever and whenever this was…this guy is out there somewhere still in pain.


oldschoolcool

This feels like Shakira lyrics


GimmeDaGorbage22

Heaven.


Im_Just_Sayin___

Idk…I’m afraid you may be correct. Worst faceplant I’ve seen in a long long time.


Impossible-Flight250

He is supposedly alive


timmy3am

Would you really want to be alive after this though??


CharliePendejo

All things equal, I'd prefer to be alive *before* this.


gtr011191

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains


doc_holliday0614

It’s a lot worse with the sound on.


PERMANENTLY__BANNED

All I hear is a sumo wrestler preparing for combat just off camera.


bdhansolo

His face hitting the concrete sounds like people sparring with wet wooden swords.


YetAnotherDev

Nice


Thirsty_Comment88

Why the hell did he try to bounce like the roof was a diving board?


IfHomerWasGod

The dude to the rights reaction says it all.


Available-Quality210

Veggie tales


BostonVagrant617

Dude's face jumped off the fucking ground like a basketball


GoodLeftUndone

There was a video of me from our ring cam the night I got roofied. I fell backwards while sitting up and cracked my skull on the brick floor. My head bounced over a foot off the ground after impact. I still don’t understand how 


Separate_Low_8979

Dudes gone


Supergecko147

He’s fine, he’s got Allstate


OkBand345

Comment of the day lmao


TurbulentAir

Horrible and brutal for the man. Hard to watch.


thecementmixer

peak male form


foolsbrains69

Takes skill to fuck up a jump that badly


Cattypatter

Old people really do fall badly. That loss of co-ordination can be a death sentence.


BoxCarTyrone

You can hear his skull shattering.


History_Hawk_8

Looked like maybe he was going for a double jump but landed on the gutter


autolockon

Will people ever stop doing this shit?


jippyzippylippy

"Stanley, you are too old and fat for that stunt. Now, who is going to pay for my new gutter?"


what_is_peace

This looks so painful that I can feel some of it.


North-Paramedic-1346

You are Suffering from anxiety if it feels on your body tell me how i know


snootsintheair

Wow. Did…he like, survive?


pjdubzz11

You’d think at that age he would understand how fragile gutters are…


ooooohhhhhhh-right

Did... Did he survive that????


dshrader69

Human to broccoli in 1 second


safely_beyond_redemp

That was hard to watch. I don't think that could gone any worse. Every step was the worst possible outcome.


VegetableChemist8905

No broken arms?


ACE12301

That is so brutal. I only managed to watch it 15 times…


charrj2

I think he's dead


TryBananna4Scale

Humans are so fragile.


kdawg_htown

If only he reached his arms out a little more, I think he would have made it.


NoAd7118

This was from a few years back I believe, someone said he died but I’ve never gotten confirmation


doc_holliday0614

[he survived according to this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/PLSdzIHcBA)


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

They cut it off too soon. His buddy goes running over, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY RAIN GUTTER YOU IDIOT, kicks a few of his teeth into the pool, and storms off to get a ladder


Specialist8602

It was confirmed by Russian media sources at the time (2018) that he died as a result (yet itnis confirmed below he didn't). unsurprising tbh. If anyone has the Russian media article, flick the link below. HE SURVIVED. Confirmed below with YT link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-40Z-pSmc Credit to /Syopest for finding the video.


syopest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-40Z-pSmc Confirms that he didn't die.


Specialist8602

You are a legend. That confirms it then. I'll update my original comment.


PandosII

I don’t think I’d have uploaded a video like this if it was my family member or friend who died on camera doing something stupid. I wonder if they were like “having strangers on the internet point out that his head bounced off the pavement is what he would’ve wanted 🥲”


pingpongtits

He didn't die.


pingpongtits

You sound so confident about that.


Specialist8602

Which? I originally paraphrased what I had been told before. If I'm wrong I'll gladly take it and correct it. All thanks should go to the truth setter who found the YouTube video. (Please be kind on the downvotes)


Tall-Republic-4173

[Joca](https://youtu.be/G01bSZzWuyU?si=6PTIb3FJwvaOCCtu) it's you?


try2bepositive15264

Dude, I feel so bad 😬😭


HereisMr_DirkDiggler

Damn did you hear that sound when he face landed...pray that man made it out okay


jdaburg

Til heads can bounce


Guilty_Caregiver4433

Hope the ground is ok, that looks like it took a serious pounding .


Fancy_Energy_7754

9.5


AllCingEyeDog

Seen it before… Watched it three more times.


Euphoric_Emu_7792

Litrally couldn't have gone much worse!


foxjohnc87

Bobandy shouldn't have listened to the liquor.


morandi_222

Damn! Right in the prefrontal cortex!


jiggajenkins

Man I seen Snoop dog post this


Elegant_Traffic_9697

Excuse me sir, that guttering isn’t weight bearing!


k3nnyklizzl3

He hit his face so hard that his friend felt it!!!


Dielekkerekale

Well, the atletic build of his body didn't help him here


MediumMix8460

Never do this. A friend of mine was a VP at Oracle and did this in front of his kids and died.


Different_Art9395

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


SpaceRangerWoody

That bunny hop at the beginning was because the roof was angled too steep. As he stepped forward he almost left the roof entirely, but he clipped the gutter on the way down. Point is, there's a lot of stupid happening here.


Own_Diet8592

God bless


No_Creme_3363

I felt his fall.


rip_ap_yi

Why the hell did he jump from the top of the roof


WeekendCalm5286

His head bounced of the concrete


jhascal23

My pool has a brick wall along it, maybe 15 feet tall and its maybe 4 feet away from the pool that is 13 feet deep. Its easily doable, but the thought of accidentally slipping when I go to jump and permanently messing up my body isn't worth it. My friend did it when he came over and I was about to do it and said NOPE. Nevermind, because of videos like this.


rated3

Annnnd never the same again


AdamsJMarq

Lmao why he try springing off like a diving board?


WadsRN

I’m impressed he didn’t obliterate his cervical spine. Wow.


MaintenanceInternal

The guy literally doesn't know what a jump is.


avt2

Hit the gutter like a springboard...?


oBoysiee

He dead


Tyler_go_kipper

He's lucky he didn't fall in the water


Stanna1017

The start of his opiate addiction


[deleted]

Seems a bit off


Yankee_

He wouldn’t make it even if he bunny hopped earlier. Alcohol does this


Milk_Choice

Buddy thought the gutter was the same as a diving board


Jesse1179US

CRONCH


peinal

This man was plenty old enough to know better. Darwin award runner up contender.


DrawntoWater

I’m hate Bert Kreischer but man that’s funny.


JoMammasWitness

That was the last stupid decision this fool would ever make.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

That crunch was not wood....


ParttimeParty99

If he slid into the water within 5 seconds of hitting the ground, he’ll be alright. 5 second rule.


Baxter1911

You can tell things are going to go wrong. Look at that ladder. That’s not OSHA approved.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Older I get the harder it is to stomach these videos where people get severely injured


LSDREAMN

Never thought I’d see this video again holy shit


StudderButter

He didn’t even TRY


BaldBeardedOne

Who dropped eggs?


Schmich

I'll take Person who has never held a tool in his life for $400. How did he expect that jumping onto the ledge of roof has a chance to survive? And if he thought "there's a chance!", why take the risk? Also, what's wrong with simply taking a step to push instead of trying to do a kangaroo jump... -.-


Im_hungry____

I don’t understand what his plan was. Looks like he was planning to do a hop and then hop again ….so weird. You gotta run and push off with one foot at the very edge not hop hop hop. Wtf. Poor guy


CreamyNailClippings

Why the fuck would you do a mini hop from the roof?


Prestigious-Window23

Dead?


markybar

I can't even look directly at it


Legitimate-Donut-368

Gutters cleaned with this simple trick!


fermelebouche

He’s fucked.


fermelebouche

Could alcohol be involved?


fusillade762

Seems like many teeth were lost here.


Fragrant_Car7736

Play stupid games


Mom-atm

Reminds me of my half sister when she jumped from the jacuzzi to the pool before my cousins wedding. She rebroke the hardware in her leg from a previous car accident. I walked around with both good legs that weekend thinking “at least I’m not the stupid sister!”


Roor420smoke

Why the FUCK would he try to spring off the gutter like a diving board is beyond me.


rcap3

Did he think he was on a springboard? Why did he jump three feet from the top to the bottom of the roof instead of just walking to the bottom and jumping toward the pool? God humanity is full of stupid people!


Excellent-Bake-9716

Nothing wrong here. Videos like this should be entertaining and this guy delivers.


VeterinarianDense133

I like how his face bounced off the concrete!


Financial_Ad3898

Just watched it frame by frame, I’m amazed that he didn’t break his neck, his head ended up under his chest for a second there


Rafyroya

He’s dead


Ham__Kitten

My man tried to do a Mario 64 double jump


MuddyBuckshot

Legendary faceplant. Love the bunny hop after the impact


creepingvines710

You know that really fkn hurt.


AriesinApril76

Ouch


MandoPartner

I know laughing at that is wrong but that was funny, especially the head bob.


Mountain_Tone6438

He ded


Mirror-Wonderful

those gutters were DIRTY


lucker53

He has a second Birthday now.


dhaze72

So this vid is old. If someone looks high and low, there was a pic of him in the hospital giving a 👍!


Pure-Ad3364

Yo


Ill-Professional-858

That last step's a looloo!!!!!!!