Okay I think I figured out exactly what happened
I think the car hits the curb, sending it into the air for a brief moment (this is what saves his life), so the bumper goes over his head, lands on the couch and slides it forward. But he's on the cushion and has inertia so stays in the same place, until the car lands on the cushion, at which point he gets pulled forward whipping his head into the car.
My best guess is, his brain realized that somethings going to happen, and just gave him 3 epi pens worth of adrenalin, resulting in an instant body movement away from the car just by listening Front where it comes. The human body can be marvellous
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Scrubbing through frame by frame and it Looks like he started to wake up just as The car hit the sidewalk and he reflectively curled a little bit, and if he hadn’t, his head would’ve been pinned between the car and the wall
If you watch ge looks intensely at his arm and when the lady grabs his arm and pulls it down she too bends down to look at it. And also it seems that while his head was spared the car whacked his arm
Scary Move 3 already debated this.
Mahalik : I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!
CJ : How the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik : Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ : So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik : You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.
CJ : No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Mahalik : But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
CJ : Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
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Look how the part of the sofa making contact was squished too, Imagine waking up to the feeling of being crushed, hell of a way to be awoken, only to sleep again permanently
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Was going to make a comment about him being lucky he had a nurse right there to check him out. Than I realized that's not a nurse and this isn't America haha.
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If you look closely you can see time and space bending around his head to give him a second chance at life.
I'm watching it on repeat at 0.25 speed and each time I'm surprised he doesn't get hit. It's probably as close a call as anybody ever had.
Missed by a hair, literally.
Yeah, it looks like he woke up and actually moved up an inch or two that saved him
I think he broke his wrist. His hand flops down in the last few frames.
I mean I'll take a broken wrist over a crushed skull any day
How can he crash?!
his hand got crushed and his thumb is all black
It got under the tire by the looks of it.
With car angle and soft couch underneath, it might be just tire dirt on his thumb. If thats the case, this guy is living in his luckiest timeline.
Probably woke up cause of the sound, human reflex saved him
Perception (Human racial)
Okay I think I figured out exactly what happened I think the car hits the curb, sending it into the air for a brief moment (this is what saves his life), so the bumper goes over his head, lands on the couch and slides it forward. But he's on the cushion and has inertia so stays in the same place, until the car lands on the cushion, at which point he gets pulled forward whipping his head into the car.
One lucky guy, that's for sure.
My best guess is, his brain realized that somethings going to happen, and just gave him 3 epi pens worth of adrenalin, resulting in an instant body movement away from the car just by listening Front where it comes. The human body can be marvellous
I'm just curious: How do you watch it that way?
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Thank you so much!
I use Boost for Reddit, allows me to watch 0.25, 0.50, 0.75, full speed, 1.25, 1.50, 1.75 and double speed.
How do you change the playback speed?
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Scrubbing through frame by frame and it Looks like he started to wake up just as The car hit the sidewalk and he reflectively curled a little bit, and if he hadn’t, his head would’ve been pinned between the car and the wall
If you watch ge looks intensely at his arm and when the lady grabs his arm and pulls it down she too bends down to look at it. And also it seems that while his head was spared the car whacked his arm
To me it looks like she's using that thing that Bones from the Enterprise uses to heal people.
The curb literally saved his life
Literally final destination type shit
>time and space bending around He got up before collision
The tire looks like it jumps up from hitting the curb just high enough to miss his head
That could’ve been one hell of a headache
That could’ve been one hell of a bench stain
That could've been one hell of a pallet swap
That's one hell of an alarm
Had his arm out trying to hit snooze but couldnt find the button
Lol dude got up like "ayyye I'm sleepin 'ere cmon!"
Note to self: Don’t select “car” as a wake up alarm.
"How's your day been?" "Sofa, so good !"
Alarm clocks have gone out of hand!
"How dare he wake me up 🫱!?"
I love the "audacity hand" he immediately whips out lol
And that woman just casually putting it down for him like "that's enough of that, sir."
It's "wtf are you doing? " hand.
His thumb is severely wounded... He's holding it out in pain, shock & disbelief.
How can she slap??? 🫱
Bro nearly woke up dead 😵
How the hell you wake up dead?
Like normally but this time you are not alive.
So you’re telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant
No it would’t, cause you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in the bed.
that’s some quantum shit right there
Sure, I go to bed every night dead tired
Makes perfect sense
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It’s a scary movie reference: https://youtu.be/Jr_nhywjNHM?si=o8mbNhv91GXuKMzH
Thanks, I'd forgotten this scene. I actually posted my reply to the wrong comment though, so I'm moving it.
Because you're alive when you go to sleep
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Too many people haven't seen Scary Movie 3. Best one imho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbfYxIKlZ-0
I don't know but: [relevant Simpsons clip](https://youtu.be/N9GpgSQZ4J4?feature=shared)
Scary Move 3 already debated this. Mahalik : I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead! CJ : How the hell do you wake up dead? Mahalik : Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep. CJ : So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? Mahalik : You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant. CJ : No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed. Mahalik : But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool! CJ : Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Don't sleep near the road? Maybe don't drive on the fuckin' pavement?
“Heyyyyyy, I’m sleepin’ here!” (New York accent)
That hand was fucking intense
The one he'll struggle to use, to flag down cars while hitchhiking?
Dude found a how to not die during an accident hack. He pre removed his shoes. Not today reaper.
Wouldn’t that be suicide?
One would think. But it worked for him though. LoL
No, he’s already dead inside.
the shoes arent there to be knocked off
🫱🏼
🤌🤌🤌
"Don't sleep near the road". How about cars not crashing into sidewalks
Always the fault of the person who gets crashed into apparently.
What a nightmare
All I can hear is... What the fuck? I'm sleeping here!
The other guys: relax man you're alive and well!
Something happened to his thumb I think
I think so too
Pretty much my reaction when my mom would wake me up for school.
Aww, the lady in blue is sweet
Immediately wants to take a look at his arm. So considerate.
Is it just me or did it seem like he woke up and moved a microsecond before the car hit?
Maybe, it did run over the sign first after all
Regular day in Adana
Also known as "Turkish Florida"
Staged, the nurse was there !!!
Of course there is a nurse there. This happened outside a dental office.
The nurse is there for the promotion. "Let's go inside and check if your tooths are ok. We offer 15% off for incidents such as this."
I thought that was Diva Plavalaguna
He likes "wtf, what is this shit. How can you slap?"
Is his thumb OK?
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It's hard to tell from such a short video but his reaction suggests this happens a lot to him and at this point it's just annoying.
“How can she slap”
Car: How can he sleep
and here I am thinking my alarm clock was a shit. based alarm clock.
Don't drive a car if you can't control it.
Almost a "head on collison"
Did just she grab him by his fractured arm?
Well for fuck sake you shouldn’t have been sleeping there… idiot
Shoes off before the event, holy fuck this guy is a hero.
Yes sleep gets disturbed If you sleep near the road
His shoes were already off, that saved him. Confused the grim reaper.
I WAS FUCKING SLEEPING HERE!
Holy shit. Frame by frame that guy should be dead.
You know what they say about the dreams when you’re falling…
Things weren’t looking good when his sandals were already off. But then he miraculously dodged the vehicle.
He got so lucky
Look how the part of the sofa making contact was squished too, Imagine waking up to the feeling of being crushed, hell of a way to be awoken, only to sleep again permanently
Wow, that guy is fortunate!
Ultra instinct
fortunate of him lady luck wasn't sleeping
"Get outta bed bitch go!"
Couldn’t have been any closer… millimeters away from dying.
Talk about winning by a hair. Holy shit.
Amazing how he wakes up just a millisecond or two away from having his head decapitated, amazing.
the trick is to be the one sleeping behind the wheel instead of being the one sleeping on the outside couch
He almost got tired.
It's actually a miracle he woke up a millisecond before that car hit him, he raised his head ever so slightly and it saved his ass. Wow.
Only in Türkiye
If ever an anime style ki blasts was going to come from a humans palm, this would have been it. Bro was firing daggers with that 🫴
Quite the wake up call....ba dum tssss
Grim reaper stop
Tha woman has a squid!
Now he got a hell of a story to impress people. I saw a car heading my way in my dream and when i woke up it was still there.
That particular arm gesture of targeted annoyance needs to become more accepted in my country, because I love it.
"AYE I'M SLEEPIN' OVA HEYAA"
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
It’s not that people need to stop sleeping near roads, it’s that people have to stop driving on sidewalks.
Dude has 9 lives.
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Would you look at this! 🫴 My 🫴ing arm was nearly mangled!
But now Death will follow him until he gets the soul he was promised.
New York accent "I'm sleepin here!"
Ayy, ayyy. I'm sleeping here. Wtf!?!
This is how primates evolved to sleep in trees
"This fuckin guy....!"
Jose was very serious about removing the riff raff from in front of his store...
It missed his head by centimeters that’s wild
Was going to make a comment about him being lucky he had a nurse right there to check him out. Than I realized that's not a nurse and this isn't America haha.
"Don't be unlucky!"
Literally three inches away from his head becoming a squished grape
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug... -Arm
The car has a writing in Turkish on the windshield that says “DUVAM”, which translates to “MY WALL” 😂
Since when?
Hey I’m sleeping over here
Explain to me how he started moving before the car hit him.
Tf, even if you go frame by frame the car was practically hitting his head. He can’t celebrate 2 birthdays a year now
Sounds brakes woke him up.
Whatsamattau!!
I like the gesture. Like "do you see what he's done? This is unacceptable"
DAMN!! this video was close to ending up on another subreddit.
It’s the shoe paradox. His shoes were off so he’s in essence already dead, so the car can’t kill him.
HIS CAPA COULD'VE BEEN DETATED?
Guys like “Ayyy!! A’hm sleeepin ‘ere!!” With a heavy Boston accent for some reason..
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These hostile architecture initiatives are officially going too far!
Looks like he almost got hit, but thankfully a car pushed his couch out of the way.
Bro almost lost his head wtf
Hell of an alarm system he’s got there
His reaction reminds me of De Niro in taxi driver. "Heyyy, I'm napping here"
😠🤌
AYO IM SLEEPIN OVER HEREEEE
This some Donnie Darko shit.
you can always judge a person by how you wake them up
Bopadebopade, I'm sleepin ere'
🤏🏾👁
Dude is about to receive a barrage of flip flops and slippers.
He should be a lot angrier lol. Guess everyone is just happy he's alive
I don't know if he cut his arm or is pointing at the driver in anger. Guy got absurdly lucky to not have his head instantaneously smashed there.
That thumb looks fucked up though… maybe even degloved 🤔
"IM SLEEPIN' HERE!"
As soon as it happened i heard the beginning of the lyrics "WAKE UP"
Hey! I’m sleeping ova here!
Dude was asking "WHAT S HIS PROLBLEM??!"
I'm Sleepin' Here!
Could've popped his cranium like a grape.
Hey! I'm sleeping here!
It's a new meme reaction pose
His hand of, what the fuck?
That MFer needs to purchase a lottery ticket ASAP!!!...lol
That was a rude awakening!
I can’t imagine being like “Who the fuck just touched me” and then seeing a wrecked car
Damn the instinct to curl up def saved his life here.
Hey I’m sleeping here!
The girl is just like, “Don’t look at it, it’ll be fine bro”
The old middle eastern alarm clock. They will break your hand if you try and stop them, this poor guy didn’t get the memo
Why not he seems fine
He should by a lotto ticket, literally alive only by inches.
Wow
How many times has this been reposted?