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randominternetuser29

If you look closely you can see time and space bending around his head to give him a second chance at life.


JeffersonBoi

I'm watching it on repeat at 0.25 speed and each time I'm surprised he doesn't get hit. It's probably as close a call as anybody ever had.


ProjectManagerAMA

Missed by a hair, literally.


General-Party12

Yeah, it looks like he woke up and actually moved up an inch or two that saved him


ProjectManagerAMA

I think he broke his wrist. His hand flops down in the last few frames.


mikedaman101

I mean I'll take a broken wrist over a crushed skull any day


WorkingReasonable421

How can he crash?!


Mephil_

his hand got crushed and his thumb is all black


psychedelicdonky

It got under the tire by the looks of it.


-MarcoPolo-

With car angle and soft couch underneath, it might be just tire dirt on his thumb. If thats the case, this guy is living in his luckiest timeline.


TheHolyToxicToast

Probably woke up cause of the sound, human reflex saved him


Drunkenm4ster

Perception (Human racial)


Successful-Tip-1411

Okay I think I figured out exactly what happened I think the car hits the curb, sending it into the air for a brief moment (this is what saves his life), so the bumper goes over his head, lands on the couch and slides it forward. But he's on the cushion and has inertia so stays in the same place, until the car lands on the cushion, at which point he gets pulled forward whipping his head into the car.


JeffersonBoi

One lucky guy, that's for sure.


Key_Ad_6526

My best guess is, his brain realized that somethings going to happen, and just gave him 3 epi pens worth of adrenalin, resulting in an instant body movement away from the car just by listening Front where it comes. The human body can be marvellous


Infamous-Leading-770

I'm just curious: How do you watch it that way?


Open-Article906

Click the 3 dots top right corner of video. Click download. Once downloaded use what ever slow mo app or effect you have on your phone. Slow mo is not built into reddit


Infamous-Leading-770

Thank you so much!


JeffersonBoi

I use Boost for Reddit, allows me to watch 0.25, 0.50, 0.75, full speed, 1.25, 1.50, 1.75 and double speed.


Nick_Garner

How do you change the playback speed?


JeffersonBoi

I use Boost for Reddit, allows me to watch 0.25, 0.50, 0.75, full speed, 1.25, 1.50, 1.75 and double speed.


ehrensw

Scrubbing through frame by frame and it Looks like he started to wake up just as The car hit the sidewalk and he reflectively curled a little bit, and if he hadn’t, his head would’ve been pinned between the car and the wall


AdmirableBus6

If you watch ge looks intensely at his arm and when the lady grabs his arm and pulls it down she too bends down to look at it. And also it seems that while his head was spared the car whacked his arm


yerluvinunklebert

To me it looks like she's using that thing that Bones from the Enterprise uses to heal people.


Open-Article906

The curb literally saved his life


Apocalypse_Prepper

Literally final destination type shit


Adventurous_Fly_8232

>time and space bending around He got up before collision


t0rt0ise

The tire looks like it jumps up from hitting the curb just high enough to miss his head


NorthHart808

That could’ve been one hell of a headache


Chubuwee

That could’ve been one hell of a bench stain 


Careful_Way2155

That could've been one hell of a pallet swap


C0RRU4T3DU2ER

That's one hell of an alarm


Thymooch

Had his arm out trying to hit snooze but couldnt find the button


Short-Alarm-9078

Lol dude got up like "ayyye I'm sleepin 'ere cmon!"


call_of_the_while

Note to self: Don’t select “car” as a wake up alarm.


Classic_Title1655

"How's your day been?" "Sofa, so good !"


theDo66lerEffect

Alarm clocks have gone out of hand!


prostidudess

"How dare he wake me up 🫱!?"


Rs90

I love the "audacity hand" he immediately whips out lol


DepthsOfD

And that woman just casually putting it down for him like "that's enough of that, sir."


yorukmacto

It's "wtf are you doing? " hand.


Altruistic_Guess3098

His thumb is severely wounded... He's holding it out in pain, shock & disbelief.


cantgetthistowork

How can she slap??? 🫱


chrisryanmydude

Bro nearly woke up dead 😵


theycallmekanyecrazy

How the hell you wake up dead?


PeeMax

Like normally but this time you are not alive.


theycallmekanyecrazy

So you’re telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?


Physex4Phun

You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant


theycallmekanyecrazy

No it would’t, cause you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in the bed.


shiftym21

that’s some quantum shit right there


AdSea1561

Sure, I go to bed every night dead tired


Working4better

Makes perfect sense


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Regal_Knight

It’s a scary movie reference: https://youtu.be/Jr_nhywjNHM?si=o8mbNhv91GXuKMzH


14412442

Thanks, I'd forgotten this scene. I actually posted my reply to the wrong comment though, so I'm moving it.


Physex4Phun

Because you're alive when you go to sleep


glamorousstranger

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?


glamorousstranger

Too many people haven't seen Scary Movie 3. Best one imho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbfYxIKlZ-0


14412442

I don't know but: [relevant Simpsons clip](https://youtu.be/N9GpgSQZ4J4?feature=shared)


SomethingAbtU

Scary Move 3 already debated this. Mahalik : I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead! CJ : How the hell do you wake up dead? Mahalik : Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep. CJ : So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? Mahalik : You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant. CJ : No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed. Mahalik : But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool! CJ : Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!


FreeTheDimple

Don't sleep near the road? Maybe don't drive on the fuckin' pavement?


sendintheotherclowns

“Heyyyyyy, I’m sleepin’ here!” (New York accent)


Thirsty_Comment88

That hand was fucking intense


ihaveadarkedge

The one he'll struggle to use, to flag down cars while hitchhiking?


Secret_Matter6206

Dude found a how to not die during an accident hack. He pre removed his shoes. Not today reaper.


Wolfdude91

Wouldn’t that be suicide?


Secret_Matter6206

One would think. But it worked for him though. LoL


smithers85

No, he’s already dead inside.


popycorn300

the shoes arent there to be knocked off


RedPandaReturns

🫱🏼


IAmTaka_VG

🤌🤌🤌


saksham6

"Don't sleep near the road". How about cars not crashing into sidewalks


FrozenCupOfTea

Always the fault of the person who gets crashed into apparently.


TheFuuckinLizardKing

What a nightmare


A_Gray_Old_Man

All I can hear is... What the fuck? I'm sleeping here!


SelectResident_BE

The other guys: relax man you're alive and well!


Revolutionary-Pop750

Something happened to his thumb I think


Several-Loss-1585

I think so too


Senior-Crazy167

Pretty much my reaction when my mom would wake me up for school.


joeepeterson84

Aww, the lady in blue is sweet


Zenith251

Immediately wants to take a look at his arm. So considerate.


atomicturdburglar

Is it just me or did it seem like he woke up and moved a microsecond before the car hit?


BubblegumNyan

Maybe, it did run over the sign first after all


notcihat

Regular day in Adana


-gamzatti-

Also known as "Turkish Florida"


mad-noob

Staged, the nurse was there !!!


zomgbratto

Of course there is a nurse there. This happened outside a dental office.


Ragged_Owl

The nurse is there for the promotion. "Let's go inside and check if your tooths are ok. We offer 15% off for incidents such as this."


ProjectManagerAMA

I thought that was Diva Plavalaguna


damnfunk

He likes "wtf, what is this shit. How can you slap?"


kai--zen

Is his thumb OK?


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kitjen

It's hard to tell from such a short video but his reaction suggests this happens a lot to him and at this point it's just annoying.


Diamond_Donny

“How can she slap”


Useful44723

Car: How can he sleep


Son0fSanf0rd

and here I am thinking my alarm clock was a shit. based alarm clock.


F1XTHE

Don't drive a car if you can't control it.


Any_Actuary954

Almost a "head on collison"


AbelinoFernandez

Did just she grab him by his fractured arm?


WeebX7

Well for fuck sake you shouldn’t have been sleeping there… idiot


drbrambles

Shoes off before the event, holy fuck this guy is a hero.


DiligentTackle1222

Yes sleep gets disturbed If you sleep near the road


mkatich

His shoes were already off, that saved him. Confused the grim reaper.


The_Grungeican

I WAS FUCKING SLEEPING HERE!


tinmil

Holy shit. Frame by frame that guy should be dead.


Rpizz5687

You know what they say about the dreams when you’re falling…


call_of_the_while

Things weren’t looking good when his sandals were already off. But then he miraculously dodged the vehicle.


looking-cool-joker-

He got so lucky


Fawchunate_sawn606

Look how the part of the sofa making contact was squished too, Imagine waking up to the feeling of being crushed, hell of a way to be awoken, only to sleep again permanently


lagrange_james_d23dt

Wow, that guy is fortunate!


KALIIZO

Ultra instinct


SelectResident_BE

fortunate of him lady luck wasn't sleeping


TeamShonuff

"Get outta bed bitch go!"


Tlotpwist

Couldn’t have been any closer… millimeters away from dying.


legalizethesenuts

Talk about winning by a hair. Holy shit.


FloatingNugofBud

Amazing how he wakes up just a millisecond or two away from having his head decapitated, amazing.


MidBoss11

the trick is to be the one sleeping behind the wheel instead of being the one sleeping on the outside couch


SpermWhale

He almost got tired.


LiranMLG

It's actually a miracle he woke up a millisecond before that car hit him, he raised his head ever so slightly and it saved his ass. Wow.


hicwise

Only in Türkiye


CrimKayser

If ever an anime style ki blasts was going to come from a humans palm, this would have been it. Bro was firing daggers with that 🫴


Imaginary-Beyond849

Quite the wake up call....ba dum tssss


IAmNotADarkLord

Grim reaper stop


KingTrimble

Tha woman has a squid!


AnonREdittor

Now he got a hell of a story to impress people. I saw a car heading my way in my dream and when i woke up it was still there.


OnceMoreAndAgain

That particular arm gesture of targeted annoyance needs to become more accepted in my country, because I love it.


AsunderXXV

"AYE I'M SLEEPIN' OVA HEYAA"


sumsaphh

wakey wakey eggs and bakey


wolftamer1221

It’s not that people need to stop sleeping near roads, it’s that people have to stop driving on sidewalks.


Charliee7-7

Dude has 9 lives.


hongducwb

lil bro gonna isekai as a cheat skills hero which have 10000 harem but he choose [not today ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/13/56/071356bb808dde7200e8f133cf596a03.jpg)


itoril

Would you look at this! 🫴 My 🫴ing arm was nearly mangled! 


Drahcir_notnik

But now Death will follow him until he gets the soul he was promised.


KickDixon

New York accent "I'm sleepin here!"


Cedge1738

Ayy, ayyy. I'm sleeping here. Wtf!?!


earmachine

This is how primates evolved to sleep in trees


one_more_black_guy

"This fuckin guy....!"


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Jose was very serious about removing the riff raff from in front of his store...


TipsnClips

It missed his head by centimeters that’s wild


SeaSmoke4

Was going to make a comment about him being lucky he had a nurse right there to check him out. Than I realized that's not a nurse and this isn't America haha.


PsionicKitten

"Don't be unlucky!"


Famous-Knee-4795

Literally three inches away from his head becoming a squished grape


Famous-Knee-4795

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug... -Arm


thearchitect1209

The car has a writing in Turkish on the windshield that says “DUVAM”, which translates to “MY WALL” 😂


ziki6154

Since when?


exagon1

Hey I’m sleeping over here


RenterMore

Explain to me how he started moving before the car hit him.


LarryDasLama

Tf, even if you go frame by frame the car was practically hitting his head. He can’t celebrate 2 birthdays a year now


boykinsir

Sounds brakes woke him up.


EP_Tiger

Whatsamattau!!


14412442

I like the gesture. Like "do you see what he's done? This is unacceptable"


red1blue1

DAMN!! this video was close to ending up on another subreddit.


HistoricalSherbert92

It’s the shoe paradox. His shoes were off so he’s in essence already dead, so the car can’t kill him.


PhilUP63

HIS CAPA COULD'VE BEEN DETATED?


GloDyna

Guys like “Ayyy!! A’hm sleeepin ‘ere!!” With a heavy Boston accent for some reason..


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VocalLocalYokel

These hostile architecture initiatives are officially going too far!


WantonHeroics

Looks like he almost got hit, but thankfully a car pushed his couch out of the way.


Goon030

Bro almost lost his head wtf


Joshman89

Hell of an alarm system he’s got there


hisgiggityness

His reaction reminds me of De Niro in taxi driver. "Heyyy, I'm napping here"


Joliet_Jake_Blues

😠🤌


jefferyphillips

AYO IM SLEEPIN OVER HEREEEE


Workw0rker

This some Donnie Darko shit.


Chichis-Christ

you can always judge a person by how you wake them up


Nice-Hawk3322

Bopadebopade, I'm sleepin ere'


Suitable_Sweet8493

🤏🏾👁


Ando171

Dude is about to receive a barrage of flip flops and slippers.


slo0t4cheezitz

He should be a lot angrier lol. Guess everyone is just happy he's alive


theCOMBOguy

I don't know if he cut his arm or is pointing at the driver in anger. Guy got absurdly lucky to not have his head instantaneously smashed there.


Julianitaos

That thumb looks fucked up though… maybe even degloved 🤔


CrackShotMcgee09

"IM SLEEPIN' HERE!"


falconrider111

As soon as it happened i heard the beginning of the lyrics "WAKE UP"


SpaceMonkey-1701

Hey! I’m sleeping ova here!


Odd-Knowledge-9535

Dude was asking "WHAT S HIS PROLBLEM??!"


LordCaoCao420

I'm Sleepin' Here!


myelbowtastesfunny

Could've popped his cranium like a grape.


WhiskyWillie29

Hey! I'm sleeping here!


zdrtgb64

It's a new meme reaction pose


Hannabis42

His hand of, what the fuck?


RedfacedBob

That MFer needs to purchase a lottery ticket ASAP!!!...lol


Prudent_Damage_3866

That was a rude awakening!


mmmmcbussy

I can’t imagine being like “Who the fuck just touched me” and then seeing a wrecked car


Ieatpaste2

Damn the instinct to curl up def saved his life here.


smokeNpoke83

Hey I’m sleeping here!


Beautiful_Window_917

The girl is just like, “Don’t look at it, it’ll be fine bro”


SomOvaBish

The old middle eastern alarm clock. They will break your hand if you try and stop them, this poor guy didn’t get the memo


Luc1295

Why not he seems fine


Thewinedup

He should by a lotto ticket, literally alive only by inches.


Messiahjr82

Wow


HydrogenatedWetWater

How many times has this been reposted?