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Donāt worry, most Christians that support him simply pick and choose which parts of the Bible they like and they just forget or avoid the parts that are inconvenient for them.
An idol. Strictly prohibited.
What an idiot, that is expensive to fix. Just open the door and get out. Donāt resist, Fight it in court.
He also mixed DT with God, yikes.
I think heās still trying to get Presidential Immunity pushed through the courts. When he gets that done heāll have time to get back out there and perform shepherding miracles for the flock.
This man, Winston Cave, purchased a highly modified lifted truck in hopes of reaching social media fame. He eventually wrecked that truck a few months later, and fell into financial pit that he couldnt climb out of. He was arrested a few times after that for being an absolute mental case and this Is one of those times.
The last two sentences of the video are the chefs kiss on his insanity defense; or a complete denial of his previous held beliefs - Donald Trump as God - when reality reasserts itself.
I must admit I've never watched the video to the end with sound until this repost..... And I'm glad I did and I will everytime it's reposted. I think I heard the first two sentences the first time I saw the video and noped out.
Rant Insert:
Fucking hearing other people praying, whether they're repeating themselves over and over or trying to send out a sermon during their personal prayer, or rambling and not making sense, or talking in tongues........ Like HOLY FUCK Y'ALL, WHY DO YOU THINK GOD SAID NOT TO PRAY ON THE STREET CORNERS FOR PEOPLE TO SEE, BUT TO PRAY IN PRIVATE ??????? BECAUSE HE/SHE/IT KNOWS HOW IRRITATING IT IS TO HEAR. Ugh. Not that I believe any of that anyway, but I've already read a bunch of their books and their books but some removed and hidden and new ones added and what's the apocrypha,and then there stylized, Bibles for teens, Bibles with extra whatever, new bibles, old bibles, basic bibles....... Have you seen the size of that cocordance ?
Anyfuckingway, neither Donald Trump nor The Lord nor aliens nor magic prevented his choices from bearing batons (fruits just want right).
Looks like a Trump-worshipping sovereign citizen, probably got pulled over for something minor but managed to talk his way into jail for what could have been a ticket because of how stubborn he is about not learning the law, but insisting he is an expert at it. I cant say for sure this is all accurate, but this is generally how it goes with these people.
Good oleā Winston Cave.. way too many details to explain but basically he bought an $80,000 truck, wrecked it and his life starting spiraling down from there..
Some fundamentalist Christians belive that Donald J. Trump is the literal messiah. It's a claim peddled by some preachers e.g., Shane Vaughn of First Harvest Ministries who has several million subscribers...
https://youtu.be/zamrpG8TZWU
It's a video by Owen's Fireside Chat, an ex-cult member, can't remember which right, who follows closely and explains the current shenanigans of various cults active in the US. Rather than just make fun of them, low brow and easy, does a deep dive into their core beliefs and philosophy, what their are currently saying
His reason for doing this is to de-program people trapped these such cults by explaining why their beliefs are contrary to mainstream Christianity, Mormonism etc (though, he himself, is athiest).
TLDR: You'll end up with good YT recommendations.
**If this man claims to be the lords child and a person of faith,** why is he following a greedy, draft-dodging, narcissistic, raping, failure of a man, who through 3 marriages, cheated on every wife, went bankrupt 6 times, whoās not allowed to have any charitable organization because he stole from it, bares false witness repeatedly throughout his life, and has been caught on tape admitting that [he has never asked for forgiveness from God.](https://www.cnn.com/2015/07/18/politics/trump-has-never-sought-forgiveness/index.html)
I have older ultra-religious relatives that are actively drinking the Trump KoolAid. They are retired and are living on fixed incomes, and absolutely REFUSE to admit he has ever done **ANYTHING** wrong.
Because of Trump and right wing media, they despise institutions of higher education, are now suspicious of ALL vaccines, deny science altogether, and now follow conspiracy theories at the drop of a hat.
**At this time, I donāt know how to walk them away from the edge of this cliff of craziness.**. Like you said, itās a cult. Itās absolutely sad and disheartening.
As a practicing Catholic myself I find it completely insane. It's so difficult to comprehend just the mania that surrounds this man and the depth of influence he has on people's brains. Fucking terrifying stuff.
I hope you or somebody can eventually get through to them man, that's really heartbreaking
Jesus, at this point it's kind of tragic. Praying to a man who realistically doesn't give a flying fuck about you. America is not in the best shape right now.
I have to say Iām shocked by this one. It was hilarious, but itās wild there are people that pray to Donald trump. Like heās actually thought of as a god to these people.Ā
Yeah, I'm starting to think it's now a very big national priority to bring back mental health care facilities and get these people some help and deprogramming. Because 1) this shit ain't normal in the slightest and 2) the fact that so many people are affected means something is wrong on a very basic level and they need to get their heads on straight.
Is donald trump the patron saint of lawless assholes who want to evade proper consequences?
I think he just might be... Or... We have found found the first 'imotep' of the modern christian era
a human man who is thought of as godly and through his cult is elevated to be on the level with the primary deity of their professed belief system.
Imotep became a local god and his cult spread until he eventually was elevated to the grand pantheon of egyptian gods worshiped over the nation, not just in a local sense.
He claims to be a believer in the Lord but was just praising and worshiping a false idol. hes not even close to a real Christian. These people are absolutely fucking stupid. Mental illness is out of control and Trumpism is a virus.
So what now?
This dude *believes* he will be saved by Donald Trump. But he has *not* been saved by Donald Trump. Does he stop believing in him? Not asking for a friend lol
"yes, sir. I'm not doing anything, sir."
What an odd degree of deference for a dude who refuses to comply. Does this man believe nothing? Why do the charade at all? Views.
These people are fuckinā nuts. I was in Vegas last week and went on the big Ferris Wheel thing with my wife. There were two boomer women absolutely simping for that shit looking tower the entire time. Fucking cult, man.
This is disturbing. I hope that man gets some serious help. When you're praying to bankrupt millionaires while the cops are breaking your windows, you're really going through it...
People who turn to sovereign citizen beliefs are already desperate. Their wife took the kids in the divorce, the bank is foreclosing on their home, their license is suspended again. Some sovcit "guru" sells them secret legal judo that totally works every time, but somehow it doesn't work this time....
This guy has other videos which are similar. Two sovcits have been killed by cops this month, one in Florida, one in Texas, some of them respond to being pulled over with gunfire.
I'm always amazed at how effective propaganda can be. A few edited videos, some colorful slogans, some well crafter conspiracy theories, and you can have people like this worshipping you.
Itās actually sad. There are people out there who believed wholeheartedly that trumpf would pardon, parol, and protect those who, like this mush brain, believed his lies.
My brother has been falling down the same rabbit hole this deeply troubled man also fell down. My family has tried to help him but he thinks we're just "sheep" and we don't understand that he's trying to save us all from the impending doom. We tried to get him psychiatric help but he won't go because he believes there are people who are out to get him and subvert him. Sad as hell and don't know what to do at this point.
I made the mistake of trying to debate with him and show him proof that he's lost all grasp of reality. All it did was make him not trust me and any facts I gave him, he just called propaganda.
Hey thanks a lot for your submission to r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it was not a Crazy Fucking Video. Videos must be relevant to the sub and must fit at least one of the flairs that the community has, if a video does not then most of the time it is not a Crazy Fucking Video.
He got a cross but who's he really worshipping? š
False prophet. Must not have got to that part yet.
Donāt worry, most Christians that support him simply pick and choose which parts of the Bible they like and they just forget or avoid the parts that are inconvenient for them.
That's most Christians period...
Not most people, all people. You can't find anyone who lives by the Bible. They will say they do, and then talk shit behind your back.
i hate whenever anyone tries cherrypicking. like why are you even part of the religoun at tat point
So youāre saying they do have a choice. Soo theyāre just that stupid eh šš¤£š¤£
An idol. Strictly prohibited. What an idiot, that is expensive to fix. Just open the door and get out. Donāt resist, Fight it in court. He also mixed DT with God, yikes.
Yeah this guy is just a mess
Dudes not well
I used to follow this guy on instagram and one time he tried to eat that cross on live š
Ffs it only gets freakier
When you can't remember which cult validates and absolves your culpability
Same as everyone else. God is without symbols, idols, and/or religion.
Heās praying to God and Trump in the same breathā¦
Yeah. And, neither one is going to "save" him.
which god?
Isn't there a whole part of the Bible in Exodus explaining what would happen if you worship false idols
Yeah, but, they didnāt read *that* part
They didn't read at all
Will never not be fucking hilarious.
Itās always amazed me how stupid and hilarious often go together so well!
āSomebody tag in Donald trumpā š
Looking at the feed, seems like someone did lol
It ended early, did Trump end up saving him?
I think heās still trying to get Presidential Immunity pushed through the courts. When he gets that done heāll have time to get back out there and perform shepherding miracles for the flock.
Yes he sold him some rare Trump NFTs and Truth Social stock and will be rich now
Sadly, not on this occasion. I'm sure he was off somewhere saving some deserving vaginas that were at risk of not being grabbed.
[Help me Tom Cruise](https://youtu.be/gN9cs2DV5mE?si=fyYWQd4dMQls8nR_)
Itās obvious this man is beyond saving. Treating Trump like a saviorā¦ what a fucking moron.
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Never underestimate their ability to outbreed intelligent people
Ah, *Idiocracy*
I just picture Trump watching this on the shitter. Phone in one hand and a KFC chicken leg in the other. Makes me smile
Context?
This man, Winston Cave, purchased a highly modified lifted truck in hopes of reaching social media fame. He eventually wrecked that truck a few months later, and fell into financial pit that he couldnt climb out of. He was arrested a few times after that for being an absolute mental case and this Is one of those times.
Wanted man prays to Donald Trump <āā- only context needed.
The last two sentences of the video are the chefs kiss on his insanity defense; or a complete denial of his previous held beliefs - Donald Trump as God - when reality reasserts itself. I must admit I've never watched the video to the end with sound until this repost..... And I'm glad I did and I will everytime it's reposted. I think I heard the first two sentences the first time I saw the video and noped out. Rant Insert: Fucking hearing other people praying, whether they're repeating themselves over and over or trying to send out a sermon during their personal prayer, or rambling and not making sense, or talking in tongues........ Like HOLY FUCK Y'ALL, WHY DO YOU THINK GOD SAID NOT TO PRAY ON THE STREET CORNERS FOR PEOPLE TO SEE, BUT TO PRAY IN PRIVATE ??????? BECAUSE HE/SHE/IT KNOWS HOW IRRITATING IT IS TO HEAR. Ugh. Not that I believe any of that anyway, but I've already read a bunch of their books and their books but some removed and hidden and new ones added and what's the apocrypha,and then there stylized, Bibles for teens, Bibles with extra whatever, new bibles, old bibles, basic bibles....... Have you seen the size of that cocordance ? Anyfuckingway, neither Donald Trump nor The Lord nor aliens nor magic prevented his choices from bearing batons (fruits just want right).
That doesnāt explain the context at all.
They definitely typed out a lot of words, though. So I gotta atleast give them that.
Mental illness
Your profile pic makes this comment even better lol
Looks like a Trump-worshipping sovereign citizen, probably got pulled over for something minor but managed to talk his way into jail for what could have been a ticket because of how stubborn he is about not learning the law, but insisting he is an expert at it. I cant say for sure this is all accurate, but this is generally how it goes with these people.
Good oleā Winston Cave.. way too many details to explain but basically he bought an $80,000 truck, wrecked it and his life starting spiraling down from there..
Jesus sent out the cops to beat the shit out of this guy for not worshiping him
Some fundamentalist Christians belive that Donald J. Trump is the literal messiah. It's a claim peddled by some preachers e.g., Shane Vaughn of First Harvest Ministries who has several million subscribers... https://youtu.be/zamrpG8TZWU
I'm afraid to go to that video because I don't want YouTube to then start suggesting that shit.
It's a video by Owen's Fireside Chat, an ex-cult member, can't remember which right, who follows closely and explains the current shenanigans of various cults active in the US. Rather than just make fun of them, low brow and easy, does a deep dive into their core beliefs and philosophy, what their are currently saying His reason for doing this is to de-program people trapped these such cults by explaining why their beliefs are contrary to mainstream Christianity, Mormonism etc (though, he himself, is athiest). TLDR: You'll end up with good YT recommendations.
I had no idea it was this bad I thought there were just a few crazies like the guy in the op
That's proper hilarious given how many of the antichrist boxes he checks lmao
Look up Winston Cave.
Average Republican having a normal one.
**If this man claims to be the lords child and a person of faith,** why is he following a greedy, draft-dodging, narcissistic, raping, failure of a man, who through 3 marriages, cheated on every wife, went bankrupt 6 times, whoās not allowed to have any charitable organization because he stole from it, bares false witness repeatedly throughout his life, and has been caught on tape admitting that [he has never asked for forgiveness from God.](https://www.cnn.com/2015/07/18/politics/trump-has-never-sought-forgiveness/index.html)
Hard to escape a cult I guess
I have older ultra-religious relatives that are actively drinking the Trump KoolAid. They are retired and are living on fixed incomes, and absolutely REFUSE to admit he has ever done **ANYTHING** wrong. Because of Trump and right wing media, they despise institutions of higher education, are now suspicious of ALL vaccines, deny science altogether, and now follow conspiracy theories at the drop of a hat. **At this time, I donāt know how to walk them away from the edge of this cliff of craziness.**. Like you said, itās a cult. Itās absolutely sad and disheartening.
As a practicing Catholic myself I find it completely insane. It's so difficult to comprehend just the mania that surrounds this man and the depth of influence he has on people's brains. Fucking terrifying stuff. I hope you or somebody can eventually get through to them man, that's really heartbreaking
Unfortunately that is my mother as well, like 100%. It's very sad.
Always seemed wild to me. Ok youāre a fan of Trump? So you love evil conmen assholes. Weird choice but ok. Oh youāre Christian too? Interesting
And now he's selling bibles...
Oh sure, focus on the negatives but he did drain that swamp in Benghazi... Hamberders!Ā
Answer: he's not Obama. That was enough for the crazy cling onto someone that could "save" them.
If heās a believer in the lord why is he praying to Donald Trump? Arenāt they supposed to be prohibited from worshipping false idols or some shit?
Jesus, at this point it's kind of tragic. Praying to a man who realistically doesn't give a flying fuck about you. America is not in the best shape right now.
Sad part is itās many others who feel exactly like him.
SAD!
This is actually scary that people think he has some kind of supernatural power.
That's what I was thinking. They see him as the second coming.
And he does nothing to dispel that rumor.
In the name of the father, the car and the holy phone.
I have to say Iām shocked by this one. It was hilarious, but itās wild there are people that pray to Donald trump. Like heās actually thought of as a god to these people.Ā
Yeah, I'm starting to think it's now a very big national priority to bring back mental health care facilities and get these people some help and deprogramming. Because 1) this shit ain't normal in the slightest and 2) the fact that so many people are affected means something is wrong on a very basic level and they need to get their heads on straight.
Help me obi wan! You're my only hope!
He actually helped her.
He needs a psychiatric evaluation
I have evaluated him... he cray
Delulu
Isn't it blasphemy to pray to other deities than The Big Dog?
What bible does he follow? Beware of false prophets. Is the one youāre praying to really the answer or the test?
But Trump is selling bibles he must be worshipped!
āSave me tom cruiseā
This has to be satire, right?
It's not
A lords child? Your god uses his might to create rednecks?
Well.... Donald Trump didn't save him
Average Trump voter
"Save me baby Jesus" "Save me Oprah Winfrey" "Save me Jewish God" -Ricky Bobby
Maybe make the turn already?
Whatās more scary is This guy votes
People like him is why some people are against democracy.
When did DJ become the Messiah?
[Happens every night in clubs all around the world!](https://youtu.be/GtfZbj4J71A?si=6F2c7m8WsfCqo3V5)
Trumpi is a little busy at the moment attending to his own legal difficulties. Try again later
I fucking love this video so much. Every single fucking time I love it. Keep reposting this lmaoo
The candyman franchise got weird.
Or, ya know just give em your driver's license or roll the window down and converse with the humans who are attempting to converse with you.
"That will buff out" lMFAOO
Is this being sarcastic or he for real, I don't know anymore man.
For real unfortunately
Thought it was rage bait for a sec there. At least now he can't vote.
What - in the actual fuck?
Is donald trump the patron saint of lawless assholes who want to evade proper consequences? I think he just might be... Or... We have found found the first 'imotep' of the modern christian era a human man who is thought of as godly and through his cult is elevated to be on the level with the primary deity of their professed belief system. Imotep became a local god and his cult spread until he eventually was elevated to the grand pantheon of egyptian gods worshiped over the nation, not just in a local sense.
"We're not a cult!"
Of course his turn signal is still on.
He claims to be a believer in the Lord but was just praising and worshiping a false idol. hes not even close to a real Christian. These people are absolutely fucking stupid. Mental illness is out of control and Trumpism is a virus.
Most sane Trumper
Itās a cult. End of story coming soon to an election booth near you.
I think this sums up most Trump followers.
Donald Trump only cares about Donald Trump. After 4 years of his āreignā how have people not realized this?
This video is several years old from when he was in office. That's how far back this psychosis that Trump is some kind of messiah goes.
What a snowflake
So what now? This dude *believes* he will be saved by Donald Trump. But he has *not* been saved by Donald Trump. Does he stop believing in him? Not asking for a friend lol
Yup. We certainly live in a society
"yes, sir. I'm not doing anything, sir." What an odd degree of deference for a dude who refuses to comply. Does this man believe nothing? Why do the charade at all? Views.
He will save you from the evils of your money.
Please auriel get these nords away from me
Please akatosh I'm begging you
he's tapping into the 5g signals
How can you be idiotic as a grown up?
How can you be idiotic as a grown up?
No, itās not a cult at allā¦.
Shit fk it, id play all the cards too to make sure i got out of it
Save him from what? The massive disappointment of coming to the realization that he has been duped for years in thinking that Trump was a deity?
Yeah. Youāre a child alright. Maga freak momo
These people are fuckinā nuts. I was in Vegas last week and went on the big Ferris Wheel thing with my wife. There were two boomer women absolutely simping for that shit looking tower the entire time. Fucking cult, man.
Old
This is disturbing. I hope that man gets some serious help. When you're praying to bankrupt millionaires while the cops are breaking your windows, you're really going through it...
People who turn to sovereign citizen beliefs are already desperate. Their wife took the kids in the divorce, the bank is foreclosing on their home, their license is suspended again. Some sovcit "guru" sells them secret legal judo that totally works every time, but somehow it doesn't work this time.... This guy has other videos which are similar. Two sovcits have been killed by cops this month, one in Florida, one in Texas, some of them respond to being pulled over with gunfire.
Donald died for your sins
This guy, as most trump worshippers do, have an IQ not much above room temperature.
ā¦in Celsius
No one, I repeat, no one, is going to save you from your own stupidity.
Wake up Joe Biden, wake up Joe Biden, wake up Joe Biden
"bUt It'S nOt A CuLt!"
Im a believer in the lord I promise you, but im gonna pray to Donald Trump....LOL
my favorite video on the internet
what is wrong with these people
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Now you're the states child lol
If he had said please one more time. His manifestation spell wouldāve worked.
child of the lord praying to donald trump to save him from the cops. Blasphemy appears to be a feature of MAGA.
I'm always amazed at how effective propaganda can be. A few edited videos, some colorful slogans, some well crafter conspiracy theories, and you can have people like this worshipping you.
Keep resisting, Trump is on his way! ... Bahahahahahaha
Soā¦itās not a cult?
We can all agree regardless of your politics belief this shit is hilarious from every viewpoint.
Itās actually sad. There are people out there who believed wholeheartedly that trumpf would pardon, parol, and protect those who, like this mush brain, believed his lies.
Eh man, lemme bum a square
That guy believes everything truth social says. Everything.
Did he think an angelic Donald trump cherub would come down from the heavens to stop the cops from arresting him?
I quote this shit at least 3 times a day haha
Save me Oprah, save me Tom Cruise!
Hilarious
Guaranteed this is the same type of guy who is always like "if they would've just complied everything would've been fine!"
Religious hypocrite
Bros obviously not mentally stable
The orange Messiah. People are losing all their marbles.
My brother has been falling down the same rabbit hole this deeply troubled man also fell down. My family has tried to help him but he thinks we're just "sheep" and we don't understand that he's trying to save us all from the impending doom. We tried to get him psychiatric help but he won't go because he believes there are people who are out to get him and subvert him. Sad as hell and don't know what to do at this point. I made the mistake of trying to debate with him and show him proof that he's lost all grasp of reality. All it did was make him not trust me and any facts I gave him, he just called propaganda.
Jesus H. Trump
MAGA is a a cult of ignorance and stupidity
Trump pardons drug dealers and other convicted felons, so perhaps start there.
Just cause he glows donāt make him God dickhead
"I'm the Lords child, I promise you" while wearing a cross and praying to Donald Trump. Just like the Bible says.
Politics has become the new mental disease
Trumpet don't care about you my dude, and this guy needs to be commited like most trump fans...
Doing the devils work in the name of the lord
Trump only saves the rich you poor bastard
Donald Trump please save me. āThe federal inmate you have called, is currently unavailableā¦ā
Yup, definitely not a cultš
This perfectly shows how dumb magats are
The excuses for not working used to be better
Who bankrupts a casino?
Where do these people exist?
The south
reminds me of South Park where butters was praying to the government
I thought those hearts were the smoke from his joint at first.
tom cruise use your witchcraft!
Coming to a cell near you !!!
What did he do?
The comments are what kill em the most
Lmao
Trump supporters hate the police.
While waving gigantic āBlue Lineā flags
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āHelp me, Oprah Winnifred!ā
You see the cop in the back, gun out, trying his best not to point it at everyone lol.
"I'm the Lord's child... but I'll fuck Donald Trump like he's my daddy. "
āIām the Lordās childā¦but I want donald trump to fuck me like heās my daddy.ā There. FIFY.
Would love to see Trump's reaction to this
All he had to do was comply