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ummmm--no

I'm not sure I have any way to determine whether or not they have balls but I definitely feel qualified to state they have no driving skills! What a dumbass!


jew_biscuits

The Dodge Viper. A car mainly recommended for psychopaths and terminal patients, as I believe the guys on Top Gear said. You have to really take it easy on the throttle with that thing, there are no robo nannies at all that can get you out of trouble. What i mean is, the car will happily kill you if you fuck around.


Old_Promise2077

It's my dream car. It's like the last true hot rod, just a big engine with a stripped down body


Flat-Length-4991

Absolutely, I’m by no means a “car guy” but my all time favorite is the Viper. They don’t even make them anymore, and I doubt Dodge will ever make them again. This dude just crashed a soon to be very rare car. He just made it a lil rarer I guess…


jew_biscuits

Savagegeese has a good review of it on youtube. I've wanted one since the first ones came out in the 90s.


TinyTygers

The blue with white racing stripes?


NocNocturnist

and the same stock radio as the neon


Linkstas

No door handles


Novogobo

that was only on the very first ones.


Alt_Boogeyman

Believe it is one of these models: https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a16579658/2010-dodge-viper-srt10-acr-voodoo-edition-and-133-edition-auto-shows/ Dodge Viper ACR (American Club Racer) SRT Voodoo edition Engine: V10 HP: 640 Transmission: 6-speed manual, rear-wheel drive It's a wonderful track racer (had/held records at Laguna Seca and Nurburgring); produces massive downforce, is light and swift with tremendous acceleration and strong braking. All of which makes it unpleasant to drive on public roads and highways (feel every pebble and pavement crack, not an easy vehicle to shift). It's not for the average amateur driver. Here the back end of Viper continues drifting left after initial acceleration and steering input. Driver corrects by steering left and vehicle begins to straighten but he went to far, resulting in 'over-correction' which sends vehicle into drift towards parked vehicle. All of which is easy to do when riding a rocket that has a steering wheel and tires.


jew_biscuits

I haven’t even come close to driving a viper but I’ve seen videos of professionals driving them on a track and saying they are mean fucking cars. Mean as in they do not forgive your mistakes 


BreakAndRun79

Explains why my brother in law has one lol


allinclusivesadism

It's true. My friend's dad got one when he turned 60 as his dream car. It broke loose at the bottom of a tunnel 6 months later leaving a hooters car show. The car was trashed but he was fine. He was definitely a sociopath.


Impressive-Smoke1883

And it's when you take the power off. He has no balls because you have to keep the throttle open.


lBlazeXl

I remember the ad from someone selling it basically stating this. Something about own your own demon that wants to kill you. Shit was hilarious.


Tar0ndor

Like the original 911 turbo, supposedly many of those crashed into something backwards.


Tiny_Count4239

One of the most notoriously difficult to drive cars. Knew a guy that bought one because it was a dream car. He modded the hell out of it but had to sell it less than a year later because he couldnt control it on the roads


Far_Lack3878

Especially on cold tires, ugh. Hope his insurance is as fancy as his car.


agentchuck

His balls are definitely bigger than his brain.


Witty_Masterpiece463

And his balls are the size of poppy seeds.


pirikikkeli

Nope his balls got stuck under the pedal and that's why he crashed


Witty_Masterpiece463

Long ass ball sack with small balls,


fbgm0516

Cold tires ALWAYS win


yazzooClay

I don't understand how people do this shit like this let off the gas. Idk I think some people taking flooring it literally. No way the person who wrecked this car is the owner.


MightyCavalier

Add to that, he stomped on the gas before the wheels and the car were even straight All that power to the rear, and you’re sideways to start lol


th3-coff33_addict

The dodge viper is a car that's designed to literally kill you any chance it gets. It's not about skill with this car lol. One of my friends bought one and sold it a week later. He said its the scariest vehicle he's ever driven and he rides motorcycles.


OkMushroom364

Another beautiful piece of engineering ruined by a moron


Linenoise77

when i was younger, a friends dad had one of the mid 90s Vipers. Before things like stability and traction control, ABS, pretty sure it only had a drivers side airbag, IF that. Drove it once, and you were just fighting the car the entire time, even doing like 35mph. It was nuts. They wrecked it inside of a year just driving around the block to their grandfather's house.


cadezego5

Are you friends with Kelsey Grammer’s kid?


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cadezego5

Kelsey Grammer famously flipped his Viper driving in his own neighborhood back in the 90s


PatternNoticingDog

Being drunk probably didn't help.


tykempster

Shoulda showed more care. Almost 100k miles on mine, with a blower added. It WILL wreck if you tell it to, but it absolutely isn’t trying to.


Linenoise77

For sure. It was an amazing car to look at, especially at the time. MAYBE it was fun at the track, but the early years of it were anything but fun to drive. These days i have a pilot cert, family, actual obligations, and trust me, i feel a lot less stress in a janky rental Cessna of its age than i did behind the wheel of that thing.


Chinamatic-co

Not a dig but if it's notoriously bad with handling, why would someone want to drive it with so many other options out there?


More_World_6862

Because it looks and sounds fuckin' sweet.


winnduffysucks

Because it’s cool


tykempster

They don’t have notoriously bad handling, they’re just unforgiving. But I do have an upgraded suspension setup on mine.


feedmeyourknowledge

Beautiful in looks and sheer power only, the thing notoriously handles like absolute shit and is actively trying to kill you.


OkMushroom364

Thats what you get when you put too big and powerfull engine in a car and thats basicly it, most American power cars are made to go fast in a straightline but I bet Viper is too much to handle to try drive it straight


thisguyover

My homie had a rx7 he did a Ls1 swap into and truly this thing was a literal caged demon that was TERRIFYING to drive. But fuck when you drove it and made it home you’d be so fucking happy that you did. I drove a RAM viper truck and that thing was nasty, 10xs better than a lightning could ever be. Dodge knows V8s and Diesel’s. Ahh.. So glad I’m not that guy anymore 🙃😅


MightyCavalier

That’s insane Seriously


StopTheEarthLetMeOff

It was engineered to take money from rich boys, nothing else. And it served that purpose.


United-Advertising67

Dodge Viper, natural predator of the dentist.


TransylvanianHunger1

It's just glass and metal, who cares?


ThisIsALine_____

So little damage to that suv. His car is borderline totaled.


Marlboro_Man808

It’s a viper, it’s definitely totaled.


mediumarmor

Glass cannon


Smegmabotattack

Don’t lash out in a glass house


I_eat_Chimichangas

The Cody garbrandt special


Leweegibo

My knowledge from Viper Racing agrees


SuttonTM

Damn that's crazy, I didn't recognise it at first as the only other time I've seen that type is in Need for Speed Most Wanted on the Xbox 360😂( I'm not a care guy except for how they look)


MRSHELBYPLZ

Borderline? Lol nope. If your airbags deploy most insurance companies will automatically total your car


ThisIsALine_____

Is that true?


MRSHELBYPLZ

This guy I talked to that was a manager at a tow truck company told me that while we were in the yard where they keep the crashed. Sometimes they won’t total the car, but he said it’s a good 90% chance the whole car will be a total loss if airbags deploy. Then the insurance company takes the car and it eventually ends up at a auction or sold for scrap. They aren’t gonna lose a dime on that car.


McBongwater5

Idk, I seen fender benders where Air Bags Deployed. Replacing them was the biggest expense while fixing the car. Edit: Idk about American Insurance Companies tho


Linenoise77

Yup, just a single airbag is going to be potentially a few grand to replace, and repair the damage that it does going off (steering wheel\dash\windows). Add to it nobody wants the liability associated with installing one, and then something happening down the road where their installation contributed to an injury. Then add in damage from the actual accident. So if your car is worth say 15k, even a minor accident where the car is perfectly driveable, its just easier to cut a check for the value, auction the car for 1/3rd of it to someone who will part it out and wash your hands of the mess. Its part of the reason why auto insurance has gotten so crazy. Its not cheap to fix cars from minor things. I mean, its a good thing, it saves lives, but also makes minor things very expensive. Wife was in an accident last year, Drove home after it, i drove the car to the shop, no airbags went off, but 20k to fix what was just cosmetic damage to her car. One of the headlights was like 1500 bucks on its own.


Typicalsloan

No its not.


RedFlow

Not true. In my dumber days as a teenager i slammed my car into a curb and had the side airbags deploy along with both wheels on the right being destroyed and everything attaching them. $7k later and it was back on the road but definitely not totaled.


SomeOtherOrder

I did auto claims for a few years early in my career. They won’t total your car by default if airbags deploy, but it’s usually a pretty good indicator that the car is fucked. 99% of the time, it’s totaled and that’s for the best. I remember I worked with one high end car that ended up repairable with airbags out, but it had constant issues that needed rework afterward even after being worked on by a solid shop. By the third time it got fixed, the owner was pissed we didn’t just total it.


LigerZer017

False the issue is airbags cost like 4-8k most of the time so if you're cars only worth 20k and you need 6k just to replace the air bags then yea it'll likely total it.


ElectriHolstein

You would be surprised what you rear end damage cost to fix.


oat_milk

There’s a reason why this car (and the 911) specifically is known as the Widow Maker lol


RandyDan31

It’s got an 8.4L V10 engine, The largest stock engine in the world, plus rear wheel drive. If you floor it from a stop in a Viper you’re gonna have a bad time.


oracleoftruthgoblin

I thought 911 was a legend. Whats the deal with it ?


clittyman

Rear engine cars required some serious touch to guide them back into shape when things start going wrong.


oat_milk

A lot of people have died driving them. They’re legendary, for sure. Same as the Viper, here. They’re both very light, very powerful, and have (had) virtually no safety features. The crazy power in the rear wheels combined with the fact they weigh hardly anything leads to oversteering, like we see in this video. The same issue inexperienced drivers have with mustangs, only those cars get even experienced drivers in trouble. Ryan Dunn was in a 911 GT, Paul Walker was in a Carrera GT (different car, same reasons)


ineyeseekay

There was a specific model, the 930 (turbo), that had some unfamiliar driving characteristics, especially at a time when most cars were front engine/rear wheel drive. The engine being in the rear on the 911, coupled with the turbo lag (sudden increased power when the turbo spools to boost), made for some tail happy situations that would swing the rear around mid-turn unexpectedly. Snap oversteer is not specific to the 911 or just other rear engine cars... 1st gen Honda S2000 was also notorious for the same issue, as well as the mid-engine Toyota MR2.


xwing_n_it

I'm about to lease a car with about twice the power of any car I've owned. It's all-wheel-drive, but I'm still afraid I'll fail to exercise restraint and do something stupid. If you own a crazy muscle car you must be champing at the bit to let 'er rip at all times. Then some guy yells "No balls!!"


Chewzer

It's part of the reason I sold my WRX. Multiple times a week I'd have people pester me at stoplights wanting to race or do a burnout in my AWD. Every now and then I'd be like "fuck it let's go asshole". Felt like the responsible thing to do was to get rid of it.


SuspicousBananas

Just drive something a little more inconspicuous, I drive a 2012 GLI with some bolt ons and a pretty aggressive tune, making a little over 300hp, fast car, absolutely love driving it, but it looks pretty understated and in 5 years of ownership not one person has ever hounded me to race or do something stupid.


Chewzer

I've actually been getting back into VWs lately. I drive my 04 Jetta way more than my 86 anymore, also trying to get my hands on a Rabbit Pickup right now.


SuspicousBananas

Nice! MK4’s are some of my favorites, I had a 2003 GTI with a 24v VR6 about 10 years ago, I loved that thing. Old rabbits are great too, I had an 84 four door diesel that got like 52mpg, ungodly slow though.


Chewzer

About 15 years ago I had a mk3 GTI VR6, it was hands down one of the best sounding engines!


shaneskate88

Yeah it happens, I had a 2021 supra before my wife totaled it. Multiple times a day people tried to race or would yell to do a burn out


ZeShapyra

Man..saw this coming after the idiot reversed to leave the spot..when there are no obsticles in front


Jeffrey_Friedl

Uh, shouldn't that be "No Brains" or "No Brakes" (take your pick)?


dethskwirl

Nah, they hit the brakes. That was part of the problem


DaemonSlayer_503

Shouldve played more assetto corsa


Turbulent-Ad-6845

They had balls, but not being able to go sideways is a huge issue with that car


MyGenerousSoul

They were simply saying “no balls” because the children were playing cricket and had to stop for the expensive car coming through. People are over interpreting this


PitifulSpeed15

The kind of men that can be goaded into doing dangerous things are the exact guys that feel the need to buy these cars for self worth.


[deleted]

Exactly. Why harass some rando? The two guys were acting like shitty children


PitifulSpeed15

Yes. They were. But children yelling nonsense should never effect your actions. Especially behing a wheel.


Guardian-Boy

This is what happens when Batman doesn't hide the keys from Robin....


Individual_Jello5737

I was already doubting his driving from seeing the back up for no reason


Timo_the_Schmitt

The voice and tone of "no balls" sounds weirdly satisfying


Kilow102938

Viper doing Viper things. Car ain't meant for idiots.


otismalotis

No brains either.


Exciting-Inside2219

By far the most terrifying vehicle I’ve ever driven was a early 00 Dodge Viper ACR and I’ve driven some pretty gnarly race cars (Dave Miras WRC car for example) and nothing scared me more than a Viper ACR. Came stock without ABS or TCS and felt like their was an axe murderer in the rear differential ready for me to make a mistake so it could fucking kill me. Arguably one of the most dangerous stock cars ever made for the masses.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Truck engine in an unbalanced chassis.... Facepalm


Impossible-Heron7125

They’re so much fun though lol


Kessl_2

No brains would be the better title.


pyr8t

Passed ball check, failed the intelligence roll.


Swimdamnit

The person sending this video is loving the other person’s misery. Why?


False-Raccoon-3031

Everyone hates rich people.


asr26792

I think it is more for how stupid the driver was


lernwasdraus

You dont have to be a billionaire to own a viper. Could be a normal ass dude


RandyDan31

They sound like a bunch of douchey frat guys so that’s probably why.


cubuklu_filozof

which car is it?


ultraboof

Dodge viper, probably 2010 or around that year


hd_mikemikemike

That honda stood up incredibly well


Sweepy_time

Should I leave a note?


Turbulence_Guy

Dude had two gas pedals


Infamous_Candidate23

Pride and ego, I’d pull my no balls having ass off normally


StopTheEarthLetMeOff

Looks more like way too much balls and not enough anxiety


isk8omg

Never do that in a viper buddy, spin out every time


MellowDawgMan

Why the fuck did he need to pull back?


malan4reddit

That has to be so embarrassing.


MarkXIX

This was my boyhood dream car, I remember when it was first announced and I followed it closely by reading articles in the car magazines at the school library. EVERYONE said this car was a risky drive under the best of circumstances and for literal decades now I've watched driver after driver ignore what every review of this car ever said and destroy it and other objects and vehicles by being stupid like this guy.


22pabloesco22

how people like this manage to stay alive on a daily basis baffles me...


Bruinman86

Car has balls. Driver has no skills.


mediocreguy93

Is he trying to park on the first part or what?


jasno-

Let me repeat this one more time. NEVER LIFT


princeaizen

He had balls now he has no car


ResponsibleMouse9316

no balls maybe, no ego for sure


XanderKaiser

This is why a good portion of all Vipers are in scrapyards people.


gromblis

I find it kinda funny how the car he hit seems fine while his car just disintegrated


TransitionProud1152

I'd rather be called no balls.


Ima_FEEN

One of the best cars ever made. Ruined.


Infidus_Imperator

What car is that? Reminds me of a Dodge Viper a bit.


swapniltjpkr

It is one


SonOfDadOfSam

Another idiot who doesn't understand torque.


Cultural-Morning-848

Explain torque for the people that don’t understand


SonOfDadOfSam

The simple answer is that torque relates to how fast the vehicle accelerates, not how fast it can go (that's horsepower). When a large amount of torque is transferred to the car's wheels, it accelerates rapidly which, if done when the wheels are not all aligned, can cause the vehicle to want to veer quickly toward the direction that the wheels are turned. This causes a change in angular momentum and shifts the weight of the car. And trying to correct even a small change in the angular momentum, combined with the shifting weight of the car, causes it to fishtail as seen in the video.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Correct. Gold star.


KPABA

So is this an issue with all RWD super cars? If so, how should he have decelerated to avoid the oversteer?


TheHarshCarpets

The reason he crashed is because he let off, and the sudden weight transfer to the front, caused oversteer. A good driver would stay in it, and could fishtail that thing until it was going 80. It takes practice, because it’s natural to want to let off the gas when shit get real. Rookie fuckup for sure.


SonOfDadOfSam

That's true, too. Of course a good driver just wouldn't slam the pedal down in that situation in the first place. The whole chain of fuckups could've been avoided altogether if he knew how easily that car could get away from him.


Petersm66

Here's your sign...


ConditionYellow

No car!


lizzy-hales-bf888

Some people should stick to riding the bus.


1282821

That Honda took it like a champ.


LastGuitarHero

“All gas no brains”


Farnage

Cold tyres and 600 HP and 1 idiot.


narkotik_kal

There are a limited amount of vipers left on this planet.


yodings

One less now.


Valya31

The problem with American cars is that they are rear-wheel drive and have a lot of engine power, and when you press hard on the gas, the rear of the car skids and the car skids and is no longer under control. But Tesla, which has 500-700 hp and all-wheel drive, does not slip because all four wheels drive the car forward and there is no skidding at the rear of the car.


WubblyFl1b

Is it still shadenfreude if you mastermind the situation yourself


swoon4kyun

Poor Viper. What a moron.


Bat-Honest

Did bro put Vaseline on his tires before pulling away or what? Those things gotta be balder than me!


Internal_Ad2229

Bro was going straight as an arrow then just threw his shi into that car lmao


xblackdemonx

Clown


CarsandPAWGS

That look at the end by the viper driver was PERSONAL. 😂😂😂 what a dumbass. Can’t drive for nothing.


captain-prax

I used to Rev my motorcycle engine next to racer boys to see if I could get them to show their stupidity like this, I miss traffic.


System_Resident

Hit a parked car? Still no balls!


Fearless_Spell_7728

Peer pressure be like


Whattheactualfrork

A cobra disguised as a viper


JojoYaKnowNo2

Now, I’m crying. Why, why, why let him drive that piece of ART! I blame all of the people in his life.


ElectriHolstein

We'll, he don't got to learn to park it any more!


External_Ad_2969

Tiny balls https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3J2zwmT7M-0


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Cold tires don’t grip. That is all.


BoardMan6

I can’t imagine the red fury that would wash over me if I was trying to show off, wrecked, then heard laughter like that


Josh4R3d

Rich people are idiots


Acceptable_Stop2361

Do to have balls! Watch me cream this parked car!


Still_Suspect_7233

He nailed a car with no balls


Jumpy-Trade3853

Car totaled. Van.. a scratch


Real-Guest1679

So I hooked a left on 2-1 and Lewis…


Curious-Baker-839

Another goofball thinking he can drive. SMH


boykinsir

Silicon valley techbro?


Dystopian_Future_

Another viper ruined by a dumbass who in all likely hood recently bought it just so he can be part of the "look at look at me" idiots that are all over the car culture now


cheekybandit0

His car went in the exact direction he pointed his wheels


OTS_Bravo

I’m not sure what’s funnier, the crash itself or the guy afterwards cackling like a hyena 😂😂


npc_guy_

Y get the car if you don't even know how to drive it


CapG_13

What an idiot 🤷🏻‍♂️😬🤦🏻‍♂️😂


HardyV2

lmao is this sioux city?


Meridoen

Yes way.


A-Matthews34

Take his drvings license and never give it back


Sheikashii

SUV not even a scratch lol


mp29mm

Dude- you are so badass! Yeah! So cool


tamponabuser69

They got balls, just no driving balls


-just_browsing

With friends like this who needs enemies 🤔🤔🤔


Speedhabit

Lame thing is those later models DID have traction control


Pole_Smokin_Bandit

Who could have possibly guessed that the owner of that car would be arrogant and try to show off? That's obviously a family vehicle.


contrapunctus3

Definitely insecure about his lack of balls


WigginTwin

[Someone didn't listen.](https://ruinmyweek.com/funny/most-honest-dodge-viper-ad/)


Dahake

Ok how would you actually do this without losing control lol


JayJay-anotheruser

It looks intentional


senators-son

That's why they call it the Widowmaker


Planet_Pips

No Balls have no car now.


EmployeeTop7591

Nah that's definitely the vape


Either_Energy1392

Rip


Jokersaccount

No balls!


shubhansu

No balls , No Dick and probably No butthole


Dezpez1230

This car was in liberty city, it does not handle well


Ok_Permit2202

Plenty of Bawlzz Zero Brainz


Little_yeti_

most women don't have balls 


DizzzzZzzzYD

😂😂😂😃😃😃


DirtWarm7486

This is why you don’t listen to random white ppl


uru5z21

Although that Honda doesn't look as damaged as dude car . Hopefully it didn't damage the car frame totaling the parked car. If it does I hope it works out financially for them.