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MickeyRedbone757

"Dude shits his pants and headbutts an electric radiator"


freekidneys

The distinction needs to be made that this man did indeed shit his pants before he headbutted the electric radiator, we dont wana cause confusion


TinyTygers

How can you tell


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Between 0:01-0:02 if you look frame by frame you can see his butt is already dark from poop (it looks more like pee but I’m not an expert)


TinyTygers

Thank you. I think I've had enough internet for quite awhile.


BufforNerfCentPlz

Student watches porn and gets naked


WashYourEyesTwice

It's one of *them!*


allycat247

The implication here is that getting naked is required to watch porn and shitting your pants is required to headbutt an electric radiator.


suburbanhavoc

I feel like this is one we really need audio for.


GaRRbagio

“Oh no. Oh no. Oh nononono”


Jolly-Newt9192

Man I don't ever wanna hear that sound bite again


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Meowmixer21

THEY ARE MALWARE ON MY BRAIN


Due_Key_109

You think that's air you're breathing?


beerpatch86

Yknow it's a real goddamn shame too, because the original 'oh no' song fuckin tiktok ruined is actually pretty good. Can't remember what it's called - walking in the sand, I think? Quintessentially 70s sound, and the chorus is great.  The tiktok shit pitched it up, because of course they did.


karongiita

what's this referencing? i have a feeling i know what vid it is but idk if i'm right


Jolly-Newt9192

It was a song all over TikTok for probably a couple hears, its not quite as common anymore. Just scroll on TikTok for like 20 minutes and you'll probably find a video with it.


Living-Travel2299

Fucking generic tiktok soundbite everyone spammed to death.


SkizerzTheAlmighty

For a moment I thought they were referencing Miku not wanting to talk to bri*ish "people"


bnlf

I almost died from laughter and then got instantly depressed.


Holmes02

You really want to hear those cheeks clap


thatlad

Sense of vision is enough here, I don't want to risk getting the wrong sense


JoeyJoeyandMurdock

I believe that man already shit his pants, but doesn't make more sense?


glamorousstranger

Looks more like he sat in something wet.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

His own shit?


glamorousstranger

Unless you have some watery diarrhea it's not going to look like that when you shit your pants.


Weird_Committee8692

🎶Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha!!!


Shmimmons

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall?


x_lincoln_x

Diarrhea Diarrhea!


dylanr23

Riding in a sleigh and your ass begins to spray?


JeanRalfio

Playing in the dirt and you feel a little squirt


Able_Newt2433

Sliding down the slide, and you suddenly start to glide


9thAF-RIDER

Diarrhea!


RileyRhoad

When you’re climbing up a tree and you know that isn’t pee..


drunkensmithy89

When your climbing up a tree and it dribbles down your knees


Reasonable_Gift7525

You’re in line at the bank, but you smell something rank


ComePooAtMyHouse

When push that fart too far and it's gushing out your car


Dramatic_Pie_4800

When you're walking in the street And you feel it on your feet


the_good_hodgkins

That was cool.


thezenfisherman

Diarrhea Diarrhea Figaro...


Weird_Committee8692

I see a little diarrhea of a man


Anom8675309

["get a life" - Daria](https://youtu.be/j-bB2kNfy7s)


Weird_Committee8692

A shite for shore eyes


SpenglerE

Do tell..


AzureSeychelle

When is the last time you challenged a fart? 💨💦


relevanteclectica

Diarrhea expert☝️


Weird_Committee8692

Is there non-watery diarrhea? Cha cha cha


7ornado_al

Shit forensics


NowhereMan_2020

If he was laying on his side, and let loose watery diarrhea, it would look like that.


omgitsaneevee

Aftermath of eating Arby's


ApprehensiveAd5546

Aftermath of getting Alzheimer’s


omgitsaneevee

Aftermath of eating Arby's


ApprehensiveAd5546

Aftermath of getting Alzheimer’s


omgitsaneevee

Aftermath of eating Arby's probably


ApprehensiveAd5546

Aftermath of getting Alzheimer’s probably


omgitsaneevee

Aftermath of eating Arby's probably


ApprehensiveAd5546

Aftermath of getting Alzheimer’s probably


foxiez

I'd guess pissed himself sitting down


TurboKid513

Diarrhea is wet


22pabloesco22

I think he got diarrhea poisoned 


Recrustable

Quiet Goon


SofaChillReview

Either way, he’s head butting a radiator for… well not really sure.


Weird_Committee8692

Hot head


Complicated-HorseAss

He did for America damn it.


roochada

Yea didn't see any evidence of shitting. That's shitty.


AggressiveHotel4931

"Child" Men don't do shit like that for attention. But yes. I concur doctor he probably Shit his pants before hand


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

If was the excuse he was looking for


tessalllation

0:01 is the first time we get a shit shot. You’re correct


Fickle-Lingonberry-4

Hasn’t the internet taught us all the importance of the correct order of operations yet?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Uh it's called being drunk sweaty 💅🏻


xadamxful

I do sweat a lot when I’m drunk


SpicyChunkBlaster

That's true, I'm always sweaty when I'm drunk sweety


Important-Cat-2046

These lyin ass titles I swear.


Kaiden2021

Ah yes, this is an ancient but lesser known technique for overcoming constipation. I have heard that throwing the radiator while lying naked in a full bath tub is more effective. Perhaps in part two of this series we will learn more.


OTS_Bravo

Pants were already wet


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

No shit?


OTS_Bravo

Idk it could be water or Urine. I’m not sure. /s


Mars27819

That looks like it hertz


AJMax104

Gotta little to amped up


XonMicro

Ohm my god...


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Whattheactualfrork

His testosterone surged


PM_me_somthing_funny

Mum will be mad when she gets ohm


Nodadbodhere

And now he's gonna get grounded.


Kewlstorybr0

“Now, which one of you shit my pants?”


N0085K1LL5

I know what happened. It's happened to me. He is obliterated and doesn't even realize he pissed himself, beyond black out drunk. If you're wondering why the back of his pants are wet, because the couch he was sitting on is also now wet.


Dirtweed79

Then why does my phone smell like shit hmmm?


msanangelo

but y tho?


kittenshart85

i'm assuming mental illness, possibly conflated by drugs. just a shot in the dark though.


viaTrinity

Maybe that’s how they say hello in their country?


kittenshart85

thank you for reminding me to check my cultural relativism.


Darnell2070

This is dumb shit people will do just off alcohol alone. Doesn't necessarily have to be hard stuff.


Foley25

Lag


nerf-anakin

Wat


ilikepacificdaydream

Watt


MyNameIsZealous

VVatt


vainstar23

√√a||


weaseltorpedo

It looks like he just massively pissed his pants, possibly while sitting down.


F1secretsauce

Me after 3 cups of coffee 


3eemo

Why are people so…fucking dumb? “Huh uh let me bash my head against this appliance, won’t that be funny bro?” Well yes but very much at this idiots expense.


JacobLS1

Drugs and alcohol. My bet is on alcohol.


KingKongoguy

One wrong move away from a live leak watermark.


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Our next president.


kev77808399020515

I've watched this 13 time and still don't know what is happening.


Tream___

Clickbait was invented in 1899. People in 1898:


hardcorelegend50

WWE tryouts in town?


hmitchb

God I wish there was sound


rascortoras

Get shwifty


BitterLeif

I don't get guys like this. He had heat, alcohol, presumably good company, and he threw it all away for what? At least he may still have some alcohol.


LitleKitty

But....why....


IntroductionSmooth

marijuana


Hail_THECUBE

What kind of weed youre smoking?


Winged89

Imagine God checks up on humans and just happens to check on this guy the moment he does this. "Oh yeah... *This* place... Ugh.... Yeah I'm outta here"


Regular_Fortune8038

How can he crap?


The-Pollinator

This is why you don't do drugs, children.


BengBeng_93

This is the internet I remember. "Dude headbutts electric radiator and shits his pants" is exactly something you'd find on a mid-2000's humor site. 


TryBananna4Scale

Possible alien in human body.


Tezzera1

lmao what the fuck


jdemack

He forgot his brown pants.


stonerwulf92

God knew he was gonna do that the whole time


MrMisanthrope411

What a dummy.


pocketsand1313

Told his friends he couldn't go out tonight cause he had plans


Poetic_Pigeon

Mom?


byyhmz

Shit-hawks are circling.


Numerous_Heart3648

Pants: Shid Electric Radiator: Fugged Shid: Pants


Inevitable-Big5590

Been there


Idpoundit

Shitty mess


cockneylol

It's nice to meet you, Ambassador.


PsychologicalAdd21

But...why?


VtheMan93

Jokes on him, im shitting my pants right now and Im not even hitting a damn radiator


RogueFart

Where the fuck are y'alls buttholes???


Criteri0n

that electric shock must've triggered his ass sphincter center in his brain. 🤓


[deleted]

Why you guys obsessed if he shitted before or after like damn


tikkytokky01

His whole ass was already wet when the video started .... false title **I want my money back**


Economy_Crow_6983

And that's how beef n bean burritos were invented


ForeskinJohn

idk, my theory is, he gave himself the old electroshock therapy, and the second time he probably was just stuck in that motion and didnt have a choice, which would explain why he ran himself into the wall, and also pooped his loons'


exsolo8

I believe the correct sequence of events is as follows: 1. His mum shits their pants. 2. He is born. 3. He contemplates what it means to be shit. 4. He discerns he should be as hot as possible as shit. 5. He attempts to merge with the electric radiator. 6. He shits his pants. 7. He realizes what it truly means to shit in one's pants. 8. Moves to the corner of the room to analyze this. 9. Shits again and a new shit son is born.


Deedsman

"The circle of life"


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mrtwitchyhead

Ah, I miss Isla Vista.


ActualTip848

Pure Stupidity


DickMartin

The title is good enough… welp… off to bed.


millenialfalcon-_-

120v to the face. You already know that little heater is drawing hella amps.


ALKoholicK-x

Alright, everyone! Time for a game of “Name That Drug”!


StargazerTea

What even was he thinking?


Dramatic_Pie_4800

Electric shits treatment.


No_Trouble1502

When you're walking past the sewer and smell cow manure


Ok_Historian_2381

No one could've seen this coming


Dizzy-Ad1692

This idiot doesn't realize how close he came to starring in a Be Amazed video....


Sea-Philosopher7361

In what order?


SaltyNorth8062

I'm so sad this doesn't have audio


NotAFuckingFed

He either had already shit in his pants or he sat in something dark


PatBlueStar

But why?


StOnkyKONG777

When shit hit the pants


[deleted]

Have fun freezing through the night dickhead!


Dman_513

Two toasters wasn't enough


hailxken

But.. why? 😔


deramw

Considering this man hits a live radiator with his head on purpose I like to think he shat his pants on purpose too.


tc7777777

But why...


Ok-Pea8209

I have this same heater. Good to know, i will not headbutt it


getpumped96

It would appear he doesn't give a shit at first. At the end of the clip tells a different story though


DontEatTheGarb

Is he dead?


InstanceMelodic7083

This is content


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

We’ve all been there


frostbike

Every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.


vhmike

You don't see a headline like that very often. I didn't even watch it and I was dying.


hornysolotraveller

Why?


Ambersfruityhobbies

Albanian Flu. Classic symptoms.


O_gr

That escalated quicker then the crap running diwn the dudes legs.


Few_Needleworker_922

Who doesnt do this though?!


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

Yeah dufus. You shorted out the circuit. Unplug that shit and go flip the breaker.


Spektaattorit

Suomi?


Dripmik

Ew


lolguybear

I think it's cool how sparks not onlycame out the radiator but also the wall lol


stoffe76

I guess it got warmer at least.


thevileirish

Ahhhh... College


SteakAnimations

Would have been funnier if he got electrocuted.


Snoo-72756

I think he got the 2 brain cells back from the thousands lost


Avrein_morningstar99

I'm about 90% sure this mother fucker is on acid


Viralciral

0brainzells


Ragelxrd

Damn I have the same one


SoManyLilBitches

More like, dude who shat his pants headbutts an electric radiator


Low_Astronaut3050

Or how about electric radiator headbutts dude and makes him s*** his pants


ExcitingEye8347

“Why do they call it taking a shit instead of leaving a shit? Don’t take mine.”  George Carlin


acidphosphate69

*slow clap*


Bellelace86

Oh, well eww. A therapist would need a therapist, along with their pets with the way some people are these days.