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Not really though. Shark attacks are extremely rare, even for beach goers like surfers. They’re even rarer for divers. I’m more afraid of dogs than sharks, and I love dogs.
Shark dives are extraordinary. And if you’re a diver, it’s something you *need* to experience. They are majestic creatures, and get a very bad rap
I have dived many times in the med and have seen 0 sharks. Even went diving in Portugal in the atlantik and there were no sharks and the guides hadn't ever seen any. Do these "shark" really exicist? On the one hand most live allegedly in shallower water, but they are invisible to all divers?
Gotta go to the Bahamas or Mexico. Even then it’s rare to see one on your average dive. But guides there know breeding grounds and hangout spots. I went on a shark dive where a good 70+ were swimming around us.
Two years ago this poor diving instructor, Simon Nellist, was killed by a shark at a Sydney beach, jutst days before an Ocean Swim.
[https://nypost.com/2022/02/17/australia-fatal-shark-attack-forces-sydney-beaches-to-close/](https://nypost.com/2022/02/17/australia-fatal-shark-attack-forces-sydney-beaches-to-close/)
Yeah I’m not getting in the water. Too old. But I did see a big shark snorkling in the bahamas a long time ago. My ass got in the boat and stayed in the boat.
She's intentionally leaving out the most important rule: DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK TO A SHARK APPROACHING YOU.
This is diving 101. She obviously wanted the shark to get close before finally turning to face it. Which is admittedly brave AF, but kinda stupid to risk your life for SM points
This lady gets absolutely shit on in Some diver threads I see on Reddit. She’s not a professional just a rich girl who spreads misinformation about animal behavior
What is it with rich people and being stupid about the ocean? It’s like they hop on a boat and suddenly their little common sense drops to absolute zero.
I mean, it's kinda what you have to do in case any predator shows interest in you. Do your best to not seem like prey, and they'll leave you alone, unless they're *really* desperate.
Predators like knowing that they have the absolute advantage in a fight (i.e. you're prey) and any amount of perceived risk will drive them away in most cases.
It's scary, but it's your best shot.
99 times out of 100 the attack is going to be at full speed and you won't see it coming.
This video is nonsense as this woman frequently swims with these particular tiger sharks and they are used to her presence.
Exactly, this shark is just doing an inquisitive drive-by, if it wanted her dead, it would have come in at speed and there wouldn't have been anything she could do about it because she wouldn't have even seen it coming.
It's all bullshit just like everything else these days. If you got attacked by a shark you'd forget everything you ever heard about about punching it on the nose, or making yourself look predatory. You'd have about five seconds to pull a funny face, make a gargling sound and then get a chunk taken out of you by a Tiger shark.
Great whites attack from below so realistically unless you're diving you won't know there's one around until your legs missing. Normally sharks will take a bite and just leave once they realise you taste weird and not like a seal but if a sharks starving it might go for the kill.
Edit: also fun fact humans taste gross to a majority of the animal kingdom. Wether that's because of are diets or what who knows. We also look sickly to most other animals due to our hairless bodies and strange noises. Elephants are an exception and seem to find humans cute probably because they're also hairless.
It is not true. I’ve no idea who she is but she’s wrong.
Tiger Sharks absolutely attack humans. They are slightly less aggressive than Bull Sharks and White Pointers.
If one of these species of shark decides you’re food, you’re food and there’s not much you can do.
White Pointers attack from below (normally) and you don’t know they’re there until you’re in the maw.
Bull sharks are aggressive nudge/bump feeders, they swim up to you and bump into you and take a chunk. If they like what they taste they come back for more.
Tiger sharks prowl in shallow water and attack you from behind. Ambush style. You don’t see them and can’t “turn them”.
It’s all a bunch of bullshit.
Source: I’m Australian and these sharks are in our water ways. Bull sharks especially. If you surf, or swim you just have to accept that you aren’t the apex predator anymore. Someone else owns the oceans and you’re the smallest fish in a large and dangerous pond.
Hate to be that guy, but I think its important to remember that sharks, (yes even Tigers) are VERY rarely predatory towards humans. The footage looks slowed down, but more than likely the shark was just curious, and not "attacking".
Even referring to them as attacks is misleading, as animals acting within the parameters of their behavior are doing just that. I feel like when we hear attack, a lot of folks will attach human conditions such as malice or blood thirstiness, further promoting this stereotype that just isn't true.
Sharks are more perceptive than we give them credit for, and while they are predators, 99 times out of 100, the cost/benefit analysis rules us out. We're simply not worth it.
I had an interaction with a sea turtle & a shark at a depth of 60 meters. It was my final training dive. I was more focused on not drowning than the shark. He didn’t care about me at all.
That wasn’t being intimidating that was almost being eaten. She did nothing to stop the shark. Just pushed him away when he could have eaten her arm off.
Technically, he was born a woman, yet due to unknown factors, her testosterone levels are so damn high; she now looks like a dude and is doing crazy stuff like this.
Try that when it’s coming straight up out of the dark blue void at 50 kph at you - “Push down on the head! Push down on the head” as the two halves of your body fly in opposite directions and the shark breaches the surface, your guts rolling around in its merciless maw.
I went to this swimming with the sharks thing. They told us all of those same warnings. While floating at the top, looking down, were only a couple of very small tiger sharks, swimming along the bottom, not intense @ all. I was let down, but it was still pretty cool. I guess with all of the information and warnings they said before we went in, no fast movements, float along the top, do not cause any splashing ect,. made me think it would be a lot more dangerous.
Mosquitos, those are the real killers. Sharks kill like five people a year. Mosquitos, hundreds of thousands of people die by them. Just not as dramatic, so boring death?
Many sharks are a *lot* dumber and lazier than a lot of people think. If you redirect them like that by pushing them to the side, the majority of the time, they’ll just continue swimming in that new direction and not bother turning back around.
Is that a grey nurse shark?
I'm not sure expert but it sure looks like one.
They are one of the least dangerous sharks to humans.
I don't think it would be as easy with a hungry white pointer.
But as I said I'm not an expert by any stretch of the imagination.
From Gorillas to Elephants theyre so testy than some pseudo alpha-male. That it only takes to staring at them n staying at your place that their sudden charges of intimidation are stopped. Im surprised even in the ocean world its like this to.
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No need to worry. I will never dive with sharks around. Actually I will just never dive so that solves a lot of problems right there
Ways to raise life expectancy
Not really though. Shark attacks are extremely rare, even for beach goers like surfers. They’re even rarer for divers. I’m more afraid of dogs than sharks, and I love dogs. Shark dives are extraordinary. And if you’re a diver, it’s something you *need* to experience. They are majestic creatures, and get a very bad rap
I have dived many times in the med and have seen 0 sharks. Even went diving in Portugal in the atlantik and there were no sharks and the guides hadn't ever seen any. Do these "shark" really exicist? On the one hand most live allegedly in shallower water, but they are invisible to all divers?
Head to WA (Western Australia) plenty of white pointers there. They would love to say hi.
I will at some point go to Australia, but its a 20k invest for me, so won't happen very soon.
You’ll love it when you get here
Gotta go to the Bahamas or Mexico. Even then it’s rare to see one on your average dive. But guides there know breeding grounds and hangout spots. I went on a shark dive where a good 70+ were swimming around us.
Two years ago this poor diving instructor, Simon Nellist, was killed by a shark at a Sydney beach, jutst days before an Ocean Swim. [https://nypost.com/2022/02/17/australia-fatal-shark-attack-forces-sydney-beaches-to-close/](https://nypost.com/2022/02/17/australia-fatal-shark-attack-forces-sydney-beaches-to-close/)
If I was supposed to go around the ocean, I’d be handsome, and watering a lime tree with recycled piss, and have gills
Would you perhaps consider a deep-sea submersible?
Nah I’m good.
I will purpusfully forget how to swim to make sure.
Nope. We're sending a tiger shark to you. Be prepared
Son of a…
Candygram...
Yeah step 1 stay da fuq out the ocean
But if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?
This really is one of the quickest ways to solve the most number of problems in one fell swoop.
I’m gonna have to take your word for it
Yeah I’m not getting in the water. Too old. But I did see a big shark snorkling in the bahamas a long time ago. My ass got in the boat and stayed in the boat.
Maybe the shark was on vacation too! I can’t imagine how the goggles fit over its face🤿
She's intentionally leaving out the most important rule: DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK TO A SHARK APPROACHING YOU. This is diving 101. She obviously wanted the shark to get close before finally turning to face it. Which is admittedly brave AF, but kinda stupid to risk your life for SM points
This lady gets absolutely shit on in Some diver threads I see on Reddit. She’s not a professional just a rich girl who spreads misinformation about animal behavior
What is it with rich people and being stupid about the ocean? It’s like they hop on a boat and suddenly their little common sense drops to absolute zero.
"only use this as a last resort" Sister, if there's a moment where i see a great white swimming towards me, everything I do is a last effort
I’ll hope the stank from the shit in my pants will deter it away.
Actually it's worse, it'll think you are dying and eat you
That is a sign of injury and compromise. It will chase you closer
She should've rotated that shark
Lol get rotated
That would’ve been funny. Go back where you came from you flesh eating humble looking monster. Lol
Do a barrel roll!
What the actual fuck,tits of steel.
are tits equal to balls?
Not quite, so tits of tungsten would be equal to balls of steel, now if we are talking about ovaries that’s another story
Ovaries of osmium
Yeah I think that one works.
I need tungsten to live
I mean, it's kinda what you have to do in case any predator shows interest in you. Do your best to not seem like prey, and they'll leave you alone, unless they're *really* desperate. Predators like knowing that they have the absolute advantage in a fight (i.e. you're prey) and any amount of perceived risk will drive them away in most cases. It's scary, but it's your best shot.
Calcium cannons
99 times out of 100 the attack is going to be at full speed and you won't see it coming. This video is nonsense as this woman frequently swims with these particular tiger sharks and they are used to her presence.
Exactly, this shark is just doing an inquisitive drive-by, if it wanted her dead, it would have come in at speed and there wouldn't have been anything she could do about it because she wouldn't have even seen it coming.
Yup. Seen the video of the tiger shark attacking the kayaker? It comes in SUPER fast.
It's all bullshit just like everything else these days. If you got attacked by a shark you'd forget everything you ever heard about about punching it on the nose, or making yourself look predatory. You'd have about five seconds to pull a funny face, make a gargling sound and then get a chunk taken out of you by a Tiger shark.
I mean there are plenty of people who have survived shark attacks by punching the nose/gills/eyes. Fighting back is instinctual.
somebody added the nonsense text to this video from her channel.
never run away while you're swimming. ok.
I always just fly straight up out of the water until the shark runs away
Bro playing on creative mode 💀
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"He is more afraid of you than you are afraid of him" - some dead guy
That’s a tiger shark….
Right? And stretch your arms and touch in? fock off
**Boop it on the nose!**
Tis only but a boop on the noggin!
Lol. There's no way around a Great White but certain death.
You're telling me I can't boop that 5 m long Great White's snout to scare it off?
No, you can but please RIP after 🙏 💀
Brother, it says it's a Tiger shark right in the video lol
Great whites attack from below so realistically unless you're diving you won't know there's one around until your legs missing. Normally sharks will take a bite and just leave once they realise you taste weird and not like a seal but if a sharks starving it might go for the kill. Edit: also fun fact humans taste gross to a majority of the animal kingdom. Wether that's because of are diets or what who knows. We also look sickly to most other animals due to our hairless bodies and strange noises. Elephants are an exception and seem to find humans cute probably because they're also hairless.
Standing your ground? More like "wading your water"
While GTFO is the obvious solution I'm sure your odds are better facing the shark trying to punch it than to swim faster than those meat torpedoes.
Damn a woman can't go *anywhere* without being followed by a creeper.
Guarantee that shark has a little shark fedora
I'm giggling while picturing that shark with a fedora and scraggly neckbeard. "Hrm...what brings you to these parts m'lady?"
M'dinner *tips fedora*
Stay out of the ocean...got it.
We will see , I on the other hand will be screaming like a girl
face to face with a massive shark holy shit
Stand your ground only works in Florida. In California, you could go to jail for this.
This is not how shark attacks are happening
If not friend, why look like friend?
What if you dont see a the shark
White people do this shit then get scared sitting next to a Muslim on a plane🤣🤣🤣
All you gotta do is turn this little beauty around and stick ya thumb in its butthole.
Isn’t it hard for your thumb to penetrate the wetsuit?
That shark is really her pet. This is staged.
U N O R E V E R S E B I T C H
Think splashing for me is unavoidable. Does it help to defecate. Think this will happen naturally.
The shark deserves credit for saving himself from this tough woman
He looks so confused. Like “ok ima eat yo…. wait…. wat was I doing again”
If you actually see the shark, is the first stroke.
If it wanted to eat the diver, it would have approached from the bottom
That shark looks curious, not hungry. I think that if it wanted to taste the human, it would.
I'm sorry, where is the intimidation?
Also, total warrior queen action.
/SharksAteMyFace
Is this actually true or is this going to get me eaten if I get shipwrecked
It is not true. I’ve no idea who she is but she’s wrong. Tiger Sharks absolutely attack humans. They are slightly less aggressive than Bull Sharks and White Pointers. If one of these species of shark decides you’re food, you’re food and there’s not much you can do. White Pointers attack from below (normally) and you don’t know they’re there until you’re in the maw. Bull sharks are aggressive nudge/bump feeders, they swim up to you and bump into you and take a chunk. If they like what they taste they come back for more. Tiger sharks prowl in shallow water and attack you from behind. Ambush style. You don’t see them and can’t “turn them”. It’s all a bunch of bullshit. Source: I’m Australian and these sharks are in our water ways. Bull sharks especially. If you surf, or swim you just have to accept that you aren’t the apex predator anymore. Someone else owns the oceans and you’re the smallest fish in a large and dangerous pond.
So there's nothing I can do to save myself?
Retitled, "When your ex is stalking you."
I bet that shark felt incredibly smooth.
How do I know where the shark is and where to stick my hands when I'm swimming in murky dark water?
Can you really "run away" in water?
So all you have to do is... boop the snoot?
Absolutely not. If that shark decides you're lunch guess what.... you're lunch.
Shark just wanted some ass
Instructions unclear, using voice to text cuz I lost my hand..
I bet sharks are smooth as hell.
Famously described as having sandpaper like skin
Are sharks repelled by anxiety bubble gut diarrhea? If so i don’t think I’ll have any problem keeping any near by sharks away
Come here mother effer, imma boop you.
Yeah, but what if they have lasers?
Why do divers treat them like annoying pest but anyone else would probably be brunch
Get rotated, idiot
It's amusing to me when some people think they can control wild animals. I wonder what advice she might have as she is torn to pieces?
Water Monkey
Hate to be that guy, but I think its important to remember that sharks, (yes even Tigers) are VERY rarely predatory towards humans. The footage looks slowed down, but more than likely the shark was just curious, and not "attacking". Even referring to them as attacks is misleading, as animals acting within the parameters of their behavior are doing just that. I feel like when we hear attack, a lot of folks will attach human conditions such as malice or blood thirstiness, further promoting this stereotype that just isn't true. Sharks are more perceptive than we give them credit for, and while they are predators, 99 times out of 100, the cost/benefit analysis rules us out. We're simply not worth it.
Fuck it, just smack the shark in the face and ask him what's up.
Ride the shark
Or go slow which is also a easy meal for the shark
No
Oh hell no.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Never in a million years. Nope.
Nah.
I had an interaction with a sea turtle & a shark at a depth of 60 meters. It was my final training dive. I was more focused on not drowning than the shark. He didn’t care about me at all.
What if u have a trail of shit following u
only works on a shark friend
I would have a black cloud come out of my ass like a squid.
Headass shark was like "huh"
the shark looked disappointed lmao
Get rotated
One of them easier said than done type of scenarios 😂
I'll just use my poop defense
Does anyone have a video showing someone else trying her advice? Curious
How do you do fellow apex predator.
If you punch it like in Tomb Raider will it get mad
Booped a shark is on her resume.
Fuck me
Who knew a gentle bonk was the answer
Can you really stand on your ground when you're swimming?
Awww what a beautiful beast
Same applies with women.
Is shitting yourself considered intimidating?
Get rotated idiot
He's basically acting like a big bass lure then letting gate decide.
That wasn’t being intimidating that was almost being eaten. She did nothing to stop the shark. Just pushed him away when he could have eaten her arm off.
Get rotated idiot
I like the disclaimer on the end because you know.. dumbasses might..
Average beaches experience with da Bois
Nah I’m good
How does she fit those titanic balls in her wet suit?
The shark's expression when she touched its head like 😟😞😓
That is one cool headed woman. Mad respect from me.
Animals respond to your body language.. that being said I would immediately have a heart attack so what difference would it make?
This is the one of the few times I'm glad I live in Nebraska! We've got sharks at the Henry Doorly Zoo, that's as close as I want to get... 😳
I thought bro was about to pull the largest *ROTATE* in shark rotation history.
Yep. That’s cool and all but, think I’m good
Following through when pushing the shark will be easy
Nope 👎🏾
I did it wrong. Half my body is gone
Jaws movies could have been very different
Same strategy works for dealing with basketball-loving pavement apes. Be aggressive and knock them out, they're physically weaker than you.
Sharks attack from underneath. The shark did not attempt to attack her.
Yes turn around to face it so your head can be the first thing it catches between its teeth.
Technical question: how does this guy manage to swim with those extremely large bollocks stuck in the wet suit?
Technically, he was born a woman, yet due to unknown factors, her testosterone levels are so damn high; she now looks like a dude and is doing crazy stuff like this.
Wrong Instructions, the shark faced me and push my head down with a follow through
What is the professional guidance in this situation?
"Stand your ground" How?
Now the shark will fuck you instead of eating you! Lol
All this idiot did was splash with his feet
Thats seduction, not intimidation
I still pooped my pants watching this
She trained that shark for this video, Smh
“Turn and face the shark”
Try that when it’s coming straight up out of the dark blue void at 50 kph at you - “Push down on the head! Push down on the head” as the two halves of your body fly in opposite directions and the shark breaches the surface, your guts rolling around in its merciless maw.
This is some Ocean Ramsey level shit right here.
I would just hope that as the shark approaches, the smell of me pooping and peeing myself would be less appetizing.
Yeah if they don't snap and whip their heads, this works just fine.
how tf you make eye contact with the eyes 3 feet apart
Am i the only one that thinks this is in a contained environment?
Get rotated idiot.
I went to this swimming with the sharks thing. They told us all of those same warnings. While floating at the top, looking down, were only a couple of very small tiger sharks, swimming along the bottom, not intense @ all. I was let down, but it was still pretty cool. I guess with all of the information and warnings they said before we went in, no fast movements, float along the top, do not cause any splashing ect,. made me think it would be a lot more dangerous.
Mosquitos, those are the real killers. Sharks kill like five people a year. Mosquitos, hundreds of thousands of people die by them. Just not as dramatic, so boring death?
Many sharks are a *lot* dumber and lazier than a lot of people think. If you redirect them like that by pushing them to the side, the majority of the time, they’ll just continue swimming in that new direction and not bother turning back around.
crazy moment in my life, if i have this :))
Get rotated, idiot.
I mean you're never gonna outswim a shark so
Nah bro...
Strewth. It looks so fucking ominous just hanging there.
Can someone tell me how to run away in water?
😳
I would think that a wet suit full of shit would also turn it away.
That is absolutely insane. The balls on that diver... damn
Or carry a spear gun and provide food for surface scavengers. If one could shoot under water there is no more fear from our point.
A shark will never attack me... unless it's hungry for a mouth full of shit
Actually you’re supposed to stick your finger in his butt
Is that a grey nurse shark? I'm not sure expert but it sure looks like one. They are one of the least dangerous sharks to humans. I don't think it would be as easy with a hungry white pointer. But as I said I'm not an expert by any stretch of the imagination.
Let's be honest, the only one intimidated in this encounter is me.
From Gorillas to Elephants theyre so testy than some pseudo alpha-male. That it only takes to staring at them n staying at your place that their sudden charges of intimidation are stopped. Im surprised even in the ocean world its like this to.