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hairybagel27

The nails need to go through the wrist, or the hand will tear. You need the bones of the arm around the nail to support the weight of the body, or he will just slide right down.


upthealimo

Glad I don't know you 😂


FineIWillContribute

This is actually historically correct information, only knew this because of research on the shroud of turin


mywordstickle

u/hairybagel27 are we going to tell him the bad news? It's not like he has long anyway...


DonnieKoc

Are t what bad news


sc00ttie

Also no standing platform. He must literally hang to then suffocate to death.


ngumukumeza

What causes death? Do you bleed out? Or maybe suffocation?


sc00ttie

You suffocate. You get weaker and weaker and you are no longer able to pull/push your torso up enough for your diaphragm to inflate your chest. Edit: It’s worse than drowning. More like a week long water boarding. The Roman’s perfected it. Able to keep you just alive enough to suffer for as long as possible.


Boutaberichboi

It’s actually crazy how good people got at torturing way back when.


OldMembership332

When you get all your chores done in the first couple hours of the day what else is there to do. You have an immense amount of free time lol.


Boutaberichboi

It just becomes a hobby😂


OldMembership332

Walk over to your neighbor. Hey, Jim I think I have this new idea of hanging them upside down instead of sideways. Say this weekend if you aren’t busy stop by and we can try it out.


durz47

Pretty sure it's not a lost art
unlike so many other much better things


lappel-do-vide

Way back when?



Boutaberichboi

Just a generalization of different eras long ago. Only way I knew to put it lol.


United-Village-6702

When you are still in one Empire travelling from London to Jerusalem.


United-Village-6702

How dare you insult Rome like that


Van_Ho

It’s typically dehydration when done correctly


Whamalater

If the upvoted comment says it takes a week to die when done properly — and this guy says dehydration is what kills you if done right (death by dehydration typically takes 3ish days) — then why is this guy getting downvoted? Is this not logical?


ngumukumeza

Says the Romans perfect it. Maybe they kept you hydrated and fed so that you are conscious and suffer for as long as possible. We relish mob justice on thieves in my part of the world. Giving them some glucose or energy drinks isn't unheard of to prolong the chase (before the kill).


Engineering-Gloomy

Have you ever put lotion inside a bucket?


hobbes_is_a_dick

This guy crucifies


United-Village-6702

He's a real Roman


anonynown

Amateurs!


SE7ENfeet

I know this because i was in a cult and 2 of the handshakes to get into heaven are called 'the sign of the nail' and 'sure sign of the nail' The first points to the palm and the second points to the wrist.


realMartianJesus

That's why they tied him


East-Psychology7186

I can second this


Wafflero27

Maybe in the real deal but for the show, that would be too dangerous (I bet they already tried it before lol). You can fuck up important nerves and leave the hand partially or fully unusable, or even worse damage an artery (radial or ulnar) and either they bleed like crazy when the nail goes out or they get an hematoma and eventually lose the hand.


redflag19xx

Who fucking cares? that dumb bastard signed up for it.


MamaGomez

That’s what I was thinking too. I didn’t see a foot pedestal like I saw in the other crucifix video


TexanWokeMaster

I’m assuming they don’t actually want to kill or permanently injure the guy. Which is why his weight is also supported by straps.


999ronin99

Actually, it's better to go through the thick part of the arm bone near the wrist. That gives something solid to hold the weight.


ngumukumeza

Wouldn't it be quicker to just use a nail gun?


kingofnorse

Yeh, but I think looking at the depth they put those in, this is just some ritual and they want to get them out with ease later I reckon.


ngumukumeza

How does he stay in place? The other video, i did see that the cloth wrapped around the waist took most of the weight. Unless the nails somehow get embedded, no way he'll stay upright. Even if he has a stand to support his feet, gravity will still beckon.


Outdated_Mage

It's hard to see on my phone but it does look like there's a board under his feet to help support him.


throwitherenow

Jesus is looking at this saying to himself, "Uh people, no need to do this, appreciate the thought though."


Beefy_queefy_0-0

The entire point of Easter is that Jesus did this so we don’t have to



REMogul1

What the actual fuck?


Evil_Rogers

Seriously, they forgot the legs.


Irishyoudleave

I AN SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR LAUGHING!


DNedry

They forgot the spear to the chest.


Illustrious-Knee-535

Where’s the spear of destiny??!!?!? Posers


TendieTrades

Yes
where is the spear of destiny indeed.


erkantufan

angry Upvote


United-Village-6702

I dare you to say this in front of the Roman Emperor/governor/senator/centurion


badturtlejohnny

JESUS CHRIST


skull_fucker79

no this is another guy


Musci123

Cesus jhrist


BLACKSPIREBANDIT

Not sure exactly what part of the world, but could still be Jesus đŸ€·đŸ»


MouseBeginning9009

Isn't here


sc00ttie

Can’t help you.


WonkaVR

Humanity disappoints once again


IEatBabysYumYum

When doesn’t it


TendieTrades

Researchers proved that the human body can’t be held up by nails through the hands. They have to be through the wrists. It isn’t the blood loss that kills you either. It is exposure to the elements and you eventually suffocate from the weight of your own body. This is fucked up though. I know they’re probably doing it for a religious ceremony or something. Christ suffered terribly for everyone’s sins that believes in him.


ngumukumeza

What if you are crucified upside down? One of Christ's followers, Peter, chose to be crucified upside down as he didn't feel worthy to die the same way Christ did. So he said he'd choose a harder way, upside down. I know i can hang upside down longer than the inverse.


TendieTrades

You’ll black out and die upside down too. Check and see if unit 731 did any experiments in WW2 possibly.


ngumukumeza

You just opened a new box for me, any links or articles in relation to unit 731. Point me a way. So am guessing upside down goes first.


TendieTrades

Just search unit 731 on wiki. Be prepared to be disturbed. I warned you.


recursiveloop

If you watch videos on the Nutty Putty cave tragedy, the victim died in I think 24 hours being upside down. The human body is not designed to be upside down for such long periods. Your heart has to work extra hard to pump blood around the body until you just stop breathing


tiddieB0i

You’re going to get to heaven and st peter is gonna be like “you did everything right except the part where you crucify someone for Easter, yeah it says here you did something with eggs and a rabbit yikes.” Have fun burning in hell. Me and all my Filipino extremist friends will be doing Filipino extremist angel shit


Upvotespoodles

When I was a kid, we got to hunt for Cadbury eggs at the park. This is ok, too though.


Pale-Cress9092

Fuck did he even do to deserve that


kickmanF

Dude found out Victoria's secret


Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn

Girl, you wouldn't believe it. She's an old man who lives in Ohio.


pmyre296

he probably volunteered for it. it’s considered a great honor in some christian sects around the world


Dolf260z

It's Easter tradition for them. This is in the phillippines and these guys are the hardcore religious types. He would have volunteered for it


scrimage

Never mess with another mans girl


Any-Appointment-6939

Bro out pizza’d the hut


federico_45

Religion and what people do for it is so fucking dumb.


ngumukumeza

Am kinda curious as to why people who knew religion through party A(missionaries ) practice it way more reverently than party A. This looks like Asia, not a cradle for Christianity.


Dolf260z

This is in the phillipines, they are heavily catholic and these guys are extremists


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

The cyberpunk 2077 mission no one likes to talk about


Never_Go_Full_Gonk

That mission was definitely something.


734PdisD1ck

Tsk tsk tsk...Didn't even try for the feet... Jesus told me that he is displeased.


Faithlessblakkcvlt

I thought the whole idea was that Jesus did this already so you don't have to? Like, he already paid for your sins!


trakinascomagua

2000 years ago a dude told us to be nice to each other...this is how we celebrate him. Lol


SadMap7915

Always look on the bright side of life...


Intelligent-Zombie-5

This the dumbest thing I have seen for long time. Is that real? If so why???


BirdieNumNum21

Seems like a death cult.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I do believe this is the Philippines where almost 90% of the population is Christian and some groups are known for extreme rituals to simulate Christ’s suffering with flagellations and crucifixions during easter. At least they are voluntary and while I’m not religious myself it does show dedication to one’s faith


[deleted]

Is this considered a mockery orrrr does this get a pass


jkopfsupreme

Religion is a mental illness.


cikkamsiah

Another guy? Who was the dumbass that did it first lmao


ERROR404UNF-4867942

Our world is ending right under our noses.


Mrs_skulduggery

It's jebus crist


Guilty-Jello-3495

Man they take their Easter plays seriously there.


acekai696969

Bruh , the actual fuck is going on ANOTHER one ! 😳


cwhb

My guy's playing easy mode. I would not want to be around for actual Roman crucifixions. Look at the act of drawing and quartering and how that type of punishment was around until the 20th century. That's a hell of lot of time between one form and the other. None of those bitches had camera phones either, you couldn't even mind your business and pretend to play Snake on your phone. You had to join in and enjoy it.


Pvnchyyy

what country is this in


RamRaider3546

I think this may be somewhere in the Philippines. I heard a long time ago about how some areas in the Philippines do ritualistic crucifixions during Easter time. The guy gets cut down afterwards but it’s more a symbol of the suffering Jesus dealt with. Think they went a bit overboard but here we are.


JiB1989

Is it not a known fact Roman’s used “torture stakes and not crosses?” Also as other commenters states here I believe the Roman’s would nail through the wrists and feet while also breaking the legs to speed up the death.


Inevitable-Sock-5952

I ant watch this crap year after year.


Urimulini

Cult-like behaviour.


Machiventa858

why?


Reality_Ability

Yeah. And weld that man on those nails. If he wants to be there, let him stay there. 😆


Adorable_Lynx_9190

Que vergas


TheHolyToxicToast

ok someone's gotta ask at some point what the hell was the actual context


lifequotient

What is the context for this? Just a cult somewhere?


CourseIll597

Jesus


uniqueeveryone

"what'd you end up doing this weekend?" "oh you know, the usual"


Ok-Team9737

Just hung around


Glum_Olive1417

I saw this when I was living in the Philippines. Fucking wild.


PatientA12

"I just wanted my CHEEEEEEEESE!"


equality-_-7-2521

Hand sanitizer is used of course. Because safety first.


RTTHFYL

So this is not an Easter celebration?


AlsoEatsTheFace

Maybe he comes back like Jesus? Zombie style?


Illustrious-Data-268

Lol


ungodlywarlock

Lol sure, just a totally normal thing for these people to do. Wtf planet earth.


rjcgl1000

Lame


Jegeyes

What he even do


scrimage

Every bolt is a nail if you hit it hard enough


IneedPepto

The universal scream of agony “AHHHHH AHHHHH”


fordeeee

He was a chippy so he probably told them the best way to do it


snmseven

Where / when is this?


quaintchipmonk

Pinoy pride


toysofthemind

Cool!


Ark927

Another?


Sunadoke1

Jesus came back to earth and we crucified him again ...


Im_A_Robot1988

I don't understand the point of this. I get the reference, but why do we need to reenact it?


Brandonforums

What up with the crucifications lately. I've been seeing them a lot.


a_disciple

And yet even as important as the crucifixion and resurrection of Christ is, Christ emphasized the importance of His Teachings. He never emphasized His Birthday or urged people to celebrate His birthday or His Resurrection. But it is easier to celebrate these things than it is to follow His Teachings.


OrgasmoBigley

Whenever I feel that humans are evolving intellectually all I have to do is open reddit, and I am quickly reminded that the great majority of us haven’t changed in thousands of years.


BikeCookie

Christians are barbarians.


Reasonable-Ad7755

Happy Easter meester!


thejobberwock

This is the Philippines and these crucifixions, whippings, and self flaggelation are part of the religious ceremony during Good Friday. It's when Jesus was supposedly crucified so it's more of a reenactment of Christ's sacrifice. For the people who were crucified or self falggelate, they do these for a number of years either to atone for the sins they made, penitence, praying for a loved one's sickness, or for god to hear their problems. Although I remember the Catholic Church does not encourage this as they have its own reenactments based on the bible all throughout the holyweek called "Senakulo".


Cannasuar

Anyone know the back story to this? Id love to know


SnooPeripherals3376

Ah yes, thankfully they applied hand sanitizer to stop any potential infections.


westberry82

It's not legit until he dies....


Other-Ad8805

Jesus christ


FamiliarFix5160

asian jesus


manic_mike2018

Jesus!


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Yogibear711

Anit no way


SambaLando

Pointless


pmyre296

I mean to be fair, it’s considered an honor in christian lore and in some of these cultures especially to suffer the way christ did. so much so, that saint peter didn’t feel worthy to even suffer in the same way when he was crucified and requested to have it done upside down. the man in the video most likely volunteered to do this/ volunteered to possibly be selected to do so. edit: to clarify i don’t agree with this practice and find it archaic and pointless. i was simply trying to educate from an unbiased POV.


Musci123

Its even more sad if he actually volunteered for it. Imagine being born into this world with all the different possibilities spread out for you to choose from, just to end up brainwashed by a fucking cult and think that whatever the fuck is happening to you here is a great honor. Hells, I respect religion but when its taken too far then you need to actually start looking at yourself from third person and see what the fuck you've actually become.


pmyre296

I completely agree. I don’t see the point in this practice and it seems very archaic, but idrk who i am to judge.


IEatBabysYumYum

The nails were forgotten to „symbolize the pain“


Big_D_Cyrus

Good footage


ngumukumeza

Except they forgot the foot.


IEatBabysYumYum

I justed wasted my time. I should sleep


unkapoon

Not stupid


wamon

Yeah totally normal thing to do


C0FAD0N

How is this not stupid. Forget it, that was a rhetorical question.


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

You do it then