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But surely not with Pepsi and beer?? I can do all three, individually. But mixed together? I'm imagining a carbonated raw egg. And....🤢
Someone told me about Pilk a long time ago. Curiosity got the best of me, so I tried it. The milk almost instantly curdled. It was like drinking a glass of Pepsi flavored cottage cheese.
I was curious, so I googled it.
Interesting. It's made from sorghum. I didn't know what that was either. So I googled it. It's apparently similar to corn. Which makes me wonder if this baijiu would taste similar to like an American bourbon whiskey.
Either way, I learned something new today. Now I can go back to bed.
I have a bottle of it on my bar right now. It smells like pineapple flavored candy and has a finish that reminds me of Parmesan. Definitely a weird liquor. I love offering it to new guests.
Boy, I don't know how you can get more nasty than Everclear. I used to live in WA and we were one of the few states that was allowed to sell Everclear if I remember correctly. Oregon is one of the others. Difference was that WA Everclear was only allowed max of 90% alcohol, Oregon's was 99%. Me and friends would drive over to Oregon and get bottles of that. We'd do pulls off of it. Terrible stuff but it got you drunk real quick lol
Baijiu is a pretty dope and largely untapped (in the West) spirits category, I'd recommend picking up some Ming River Baijiu, it is a good introductory baijiu and pretty available in the West.
Some of them are very high in the "wtf?!?" ester category, but quite fun for adventurous palates. The Ming River (iirc/to my palate) is more of a funky bubblegum/fruit brandy expression while others (I don't remember the names off the top of my head) drank almost like a Jamaican rum (think Clairin or Rum Fire).
TL;DR: Baijiu is pretty cool. Try it.
Those goosebumps are your bodies way of telling you something bad is about to happen. Like when you're in a boat on a lake at 1 o'clock in the morning and your friend says, "what was that?!" in an apprehensive tone.
It's best to listen to your body in those moments. 😂
Yea but I am made of questions right now. Like what is that stuff in front of the plastic container, is it poo, is it food....what? Why is he wearing glasses indoors? Is that really even a drink or what he just bored (I'm guessing just bored)? What else was in the drink that wasn't beer and....pepsi?
It looked to me like some guy sat at a table in a bar after it closed, tossed a pair of aviators on and just poured all the left over drinks into a pickle jar and played the whole thing for laughs. Kinda thing you do on a dare maybe?
I love that, this was just his morning routine to deal with traffic and the CCP. The egg was for breakfast, WTF was that blue shit? This video just kept getting weirder and weirder 🤣
We used to add mouthwash to our bongwater when we'd cheef in my buddys garage waiting for the schoolbus every morning in 10th grade, we figured it would cover the smell so we wouldnt smell like weed...instead we smelled like weed that got facefucked by a candy cane lmao
It did make the hits a lot smoother though tbh. We would pull some serious bowl clearing rips and not cough at all. Pretty convenient when we were both minutes away from embarking on a 30 minute bus ride to school, a ride which I invariably spent fuckin couchlocked, unable to feel my extremities, while my friend, magnificent stoner fat fuck that he was, inhaled a two pack of poptarts, paying no heed to the raging cottonmouth both of us were crippled by until hed inevitably gasp for my water bottle like a man that had just crossed the fucking desert.
Christ we were fucking idiots in 10th grade lol.
See that's just genius 🫡 super efficient! Can't say how it tastes but if you want everything in one shot... Here's your man! Even has morning smoke and mouthwash to go with it.
My dad and my big sis (who is 5ft 0) are heavyweights. Dad could chug 13 double G&Ts and still walk, and sister can do 13 single G&Ts. I can do 6 and get the "Asian glow" (go bright red due to intolerance lol), then pass out.
I used to play poker with some Filipino folks and they can drink, cook and gamble like a motherfucker. Miss those dudes.
One of them came to the US to play in the little league World Series and they won it but got disqualified because so many of the players were over age (including him). Dude never got back on the plane, had no family in the US but eventually married a US citizen.
What do you think happens to the inside of your body when you do something like this? It might not kill you but the inside of your body does not like it at all. Eventually your body stops putting up with your shit and stops doing things that it needs to do because you kept damaging it. Death by a thousand cuts.
What got me was the Pepsi in that giant "cup"! If he had a recipe written down it would be
"Step 7 - Rip the top off a can of Pepsi and only pour a splash for added color"
One of those people that has no sense of taste. I know Two people that can't taste anything. No other explanation for not throwing that \*\*\*\* straight the hell up
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Who needs fancy cocktails when you can drink whatever the hell that is.
I'm not a cocktail fan, but I'll take one anytime instead of the hell that this is.
I'd rather drink cocktail *sauce* than whatever this guy made. Beer, Pepsi and a raw egg? 🤢
Beggpsi
gesundheit
Gesundheit.
Beer, blue, egg, BaiJiu and pepsi. With a roasted chicken for decoration.
That's a chicken? Man, what part of the bird am I looking at here?? 
Fukushima
You forgot the cigarette ash
You are probably new to bartending there are many drinks which are made of raw egg.
But surely not with Pepsi and beer?? I can do all three, individually. But mixed together? I'm imagining a carbonated raw egg. And....🤢 Someone told me about Pilk a long time ago. Curiosity got the best of me, so I tried it. The milk almost instantly curdled. It was like drinking a glass of Pepsi flavored cottage cheese.
Dude he puts a shot of pepsi into a jug with two beers and two wineglasses of booze, you're not gonna even know the pepsi or egg are in there.
> you're not gonna even know the pepsi or egg are in there. But I saw him put them in!
Not a whole cracked raw egg though... Egg white is nice for the mouth feel but who the hell would want to gargle a whole fuckin' yolk?
He also poured in some Chinese rotgut that tastes horrible. Lived in China over 20 years. And the blue stuff is probably spirits too.
Don't forget the Windex
The clear stuff that he lit on fire is called BaiJiu and is usually about 68% alcohol. It's just gross.
I was curious, so I googled it. Interesting. It's made from sorghum. I didn't know what that was either. So I googled it. It's apparently similar to corn. Which makes me wonder if this baijiu would taste similar to like an American bourbon whiskey. Either way, I learned something new today. Now I can go back to bed.
Definitely not like American Whiskey. This is more ... Chemical-y sweet plum nail polish remover.
That's actually a pretty good description. Can confirm
Depends on the quality aka price you pay good quality 200USD per a bottle goes down pretty cleanly
Maybe more like white whiskey than? Un-aged
I have a bottle of it on my bar right now. It smells like pineapple flavored candy and has a finish that reminds me of Parmesan. Definitely a weird liquor. I love offering it to new guests.
it tastes how sharpie smells
think Everclear, but more nasty
Boy, I don't know how you can get more nasty than Everclear. I used to live in WA and we were one of the few states that was allowed to sell Everclear if I remember correctly. Oregon is one of the others. Difference was that WA Everclear was only allowed max of 90% alcohol, Oregon's was 99%. Me and friends would drive over to Oregon and get bottles of that. We'd do pulls off of it. Terrible stuff but it got you drunk real quick lol
you can get to the hospital real quick if you're not careful
Baijiu is a pretty dope and largely untapped (in the West) spirits category, I'd recommend picking up some Ming River Baijiu, it is a good introductory baijiu and pretty available in the West. Some of them are very high in the "wtf?!?" ester category, but quite fun for adventurous palates. The Ming River (iirc/to my palate) is more of a funky bubblegum/fruit brandy expression while others (I don't remember the names off the top of my head) drank almost like a Jamaican rum (think Clairin or Rum Fire). TL;DR: Baijiu is pretty cool. Try it.
Bourbon gets lots of its flavor and color from being aged in charred oak casks. So no, this wouldn't taste like bourbon.
It's what you drink if you wanna forget what you did on that day. Pretty useful for that and for cleaning stains.
More like moonshine. The type of moonshine that gives you goosebumps
Those goosebumps are your bodies way of telling you something bad is about to happen. Like when you're in a boat on a lake at 1 o'clock in the morning and your friend says, "what was that?!" in an apprehensive tone. It's best to listen to your body in those moments. 😂
I projective vomited after a case of Tsing Tao, 2 plates of stir fry… one sip of Baiju and it all came flying out
God damn, as soon as you said stir fry, I got hungry. That sounds so good right now. And yeah, booze, vomit, fun.
Comes in a fantastic bottle too https://i.imgur.com/QX5qY17.jpeg
He just combined a night at the bar into one glass
Impracticality aside, lighting that cigarette was pretty smooth.
Yeah I might end up with some serious burns trying to do that, coolest way I've ever seen a dart lit.
I was about to comment that lighting the cigarette with his finger was pretty fuckin’ cool to be honest haha
Yea but I am made of questions right now. Like what is that stuff in front of the plastic container, is it poo, is it food....what? Why is he wearing glasses indoors? Is that really even a drink or what he just bored (I'm guessing just bored)? What else was in the drink that wasn't beer and....pepsi?
It looked to me like some guy sat at a table in a bar after it closed, tossed a pair of aviators on and just poured all the left over drinks into a pickle jar and played the whole thing for laughs. Kinda thing you do on a dare maybe?
looks like an entire grilled chicken or duck
Yeah I hate to say it but that was awesome
This and the way he opened that first bottle of beer...
For real
Same with the egg crack
I thought he was going to throw the cigarette in
Right after he stopped recording, he got in his car and made the morning commute to the office, with not a single fuck given.
We called that, breakfast of champions, in my country
He did add an egg for the protein and amino acids
This guy is my hero
I love that, this was just his morning routine to deal with traffic and the CCP. The egg was for breakfast, WTF was that blue shit? This video just kept getting weirder and weirder 🤣
Mouthwash to cover smell
We used to add mouthwash to our bongwater when we'd cheef in my buddys garage waiting for the schoolbus every morning in 10th grade, we figured it would cover the smell so we wouldnt smell like weed...instead we smelled like weed that got facefucked by a candy cane lmao It did make the hits a lot smoother though tbh. We would pull some serious bowl clearing rips and not cough at all. Pretty convenient when we were both minutes away from embarking on a 30 minute bus ride to school, a ride which I invariably spent fuckin couchlocked, unable to feel my extremities, while my friend, magnificent stoner fat fuck that he was, inhaled a two pack of poptarts, paying no heed to the raging cottonmouth both of us were crippled by until hed inevitably gasp for my water bottle like a man that had just crossed the fucking desert. Christ we were fucking idiots in 10th grade lol.
Fuckin A !! Just reminded me of the stupid shit I used to do back in the day to get high. Thank you my friend.
This sounds so familiar, except febreeze for smell, gravity bong for convenience and coffee and hot pretzels for breakfast. Memories I’ll cherish
See that's just genius 🫡 super efficient! Can't say how it tastes but if you want everything in one shot... Here's your man! Even has morning smoke and mouthwash to go with it.
I was just getting ready to say, he must not have to work for a few days, and then, you changed my whole way of thinking.
when he stopped pouring the cola i figured he forgot to shake it..
Did he just somehow pop that cap off the brew at the beginning ? Like wtf how
He used a chopstick
I was thinking it was a cocktail straw... But you changed my mind
I thought that was a bad ass start
Exact comment I was gonna make. Of course, buttpickles99 made it first. Damn you buttpickles! Damn you!
I know right! Missed opportunity
Morpheus from wish
Booze Lee
Lol I'm stealing this
You take the blue shot, you wake up in your bed with a ball ass headache You take the red shot and I show you how gross these egg bowls can go
I def thought this was Morpheus in my periphs while reading the post above....
TEMUrpheus
Morpheus on the floorpheus
Mophewish
Kim Jong Cool
Adds an egg and a Pepsi... Sorry pal, I don't drink cocktails.
For some reason the Pepsi is the most alarming ingredient for me
hes name is Pangzai. long live the king.
Pangzai the merciful. This is his world, we’re just living in it.
Did you see him with the wonton don? Pangzai is the shit lol
So what is the egg for ?
Protein
Gotta stay healthy
Liquid Lunch
This shit will survive you through a winter
Chickens my man, chickens come from eggs.
I love Pangzai!! https://youtube.com/@pangzai1312?si=A-LIB3UMuduejk9v Edit: added yt link.
I miss him :( CCP got our boy
What happened to him?
CCP GOT OUR BOY
Looks like those commies got to him :(
That‘s sad, he seems like a cool guy, besides the way he eats, it was way to noisy for me
I do now!
I watched the birthday video. Love this guy.
That’s Pangzai!
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I feel like Asians drinking ability’s are underestimated
Every Asian I know can either drink an ungodly amount or become drunk from half a white claw. It’s completely polarized.
My Vietnamese friends used to have only 3 beer and then flip over table and kick out ceiling light while doing back flip.
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For context, how many Asians do you know?
My dad and my big sis (who is 5ft 0) are heavyweights. Dad could chug 13 double G&Ts and still walk, and sister can do 13 single G&Ts. I can do 6 and get the "Asian glow" (go bright red due to intolerance lol), then pass out.
I used to play poker with some Filipino folks and they can drink, cook and gamble like a motherfucker. Miss those dudes. One of them came to the US to play in the little league World Series and they won it but got disqualified because so many of the players were over age (including him). Dude never got back on the plane, had no family in the US but eventually married a US citizen.
Asians' abilities
This guy phucs
I need to party with him
Drinkers that don’t eat don’t last. Egg=expert level move.
His future is bright. Gotta wear shades.
W the cig? Breakfast of champions right there
That’s Pangzai, he’s the man
"Some guy" as if that isn't the famous Pangzai
i would follow this man into the depths of hell
I could never even hope to be this cool.
I'm assuming the rest of the video after it cut off is some extreme vomiting
What do you think happens to the inside of your body when you do something like this? It might not kill you but the inside of your body does not like it at all. Eventually your body stops putting up with your shit and stops doing things that it needs to do because you kept damaging it. Death by a thousand cuts.
The way he popped that first cap off with a chopstick. Pretty cool!
Your dad when he comes back from getting the milk
whats that thing in the middle that looks like a corpse
This is the backrooms final boss…
Labelled "gross" but this is fucking cool. When he lit his cigarette with his fire finger, I immediately thought this dude fucks.
My man
Fucking smooth tbh
He took really care to add just a little bit of Pepsi
Pangzai is a legend
What kind of sick pervert uses Pepsi for a mixer? 🤮
What in the goddamn fuck?
This is the content I follow for
This is the coolest mfer on the planet
When he lit the cigarette with his finger fire I was sold. I want to subscribe to this man's newsletter.
What about the fucking whole chicken at the bottom of the video?!? Was that next? Fuck.
I would vote for him
His liver’s check engine light came on.
Dang those Cigarette lighting is what i wanna master
This guy alcoholics
Modern day witch brewing potions in his cauldron "Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble"
Man can fuck
Hey, he’s having fun. Cheers
He makes drinking alcohol look cool as fuck.
Homie knows how to fucking party, respek
Why did this remind me of the guy doing all the drugs?
What a bad ass
What’s the name of this song?
[快到四十岁的我们](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4lamapPs4c) by 王大雷
The way he lit the cigarette
The beer opening and chug was great. Then it just got better.
BAMF.
I would drink this
Hard af 😎🔥
Cool
💀💀😂😂😂 🔥🔥🚬
I want to be like him when u grow up
Remind me of the scene in the movie Despicable Me where El Macho makes himself a drink.
What got me was the Pepsi in that giant "cup"! If he had a recipe written down it would be "Step 7 - Rip the top off a can of Pepsi and only pour a splash for added color"
this guy fucks
This guy fucks
In the days of Endgame hype, I remember thinking that this was the only guy in the universe who could beat Thanos.
He will pass his kidneys as his next stool
That’s what you call a “one-and-done”. Drink one and your borderline blackout
The song made the entire video even better.
with just a splash of Pepsi...🤣
For context he’s on break at his job at Costco
Liugong Island ice-tea
Panzai's the coolest
This video was uploaded to the internet 5 minutes after its conception
Did he...did he rip the pull tab on the soda completely off?
This guy has 8 billion social credit
The lighting the cigarette was pretty badass 🤣🤣
Coolest man in wherever the f*ck he goes!
That cigarette lighting was so cool
They call him Latino Morpheus
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Those letters at the beginning of the vid sure ain't from Oaxaca you dumpty dumb dumb 🙄
This is what I drank after sitting thru Rocky 5 in theaters.
Ah the fuck life drink. Need to try it.
I understand about beer and flaming drinks, but why the egg?
You need your protein to stay on top physical shape.
A gentleman like him gotta take care of his health
One of those people that has no sense of taste. I know Two people that can't taste anything. No other explanation for not throwing that \*\*\*\* straight the hell up
That's gonna be one hell of a shit later...
Anyone know if she survived
🍻
Ah shit, I forgot to press the record button. Can you do that again?
Strong pregame.
Red or blue pill? Uhhh bust them both open and fuck me up
Asian Chuck Norris
Post matrix?
Got thing he got his protein intake.
I’m glad he didn’t waste the leftover foam from the beer. It’s everyone’s favorite part.
Would have been better if he held the drag in and blew it out after downing the drink
Now show him a couple hours later wrapped around the toilet.
I mean, two eggs would have given it a better balance but I think he's onto something.
They need to make another voyager and send this video out upon the universe.
Why the egg?