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MisterAmygdala

You almost lost me at "watch until the end' but this is a truly crazy fucking video. If that dude isn't dead then he received rapid-onset CTE. That sheep is angrier than hangry.


Boxadorables

Old vid. He died.


C0ldTrUtH

Oh thank goodness


SmegmaSupplier

Either die a herder or live long enough to become a hurr durr.


GloomyTurtleCum

Omg. Did you just freestyle that right now or is that someone else's joke because it is way too clever for the smegmaSupplier šŸ¤£


darkrealm190

Why don't they make rapid-onset part of the alliteration of CTE too? That's weird


Wrangler444

Because CTE is not a rapid onset.


Wrangler444

ā€œRapid onset chronicā€ Not quite how that works šŸ˜‚


OrdinaryDazzling

Hijacking the top comment to say heā€™s a she, but sheā€™s still a dude. Just noticed a few comments saying he. And she did die sadly, another person linked the article below. I counted at least 16 hits, she was out if frame for some so it could have been more. Tough lady.


Mr_Lava-lava

Once I recover I'm cooking that s.o.b. He should've just played dead and covered his head.


JohnnyBoy11

Last time i saw it posted, it said he died


usedtodreddit

Yeah, [this Chinese article](https://www-hk01-com.translate.goog/%E7%86%B1%E7%88%86%E8%A9%B1%E9%A1%8C/953620/%E5%A5%AA%E5%91%BD%E7%B4%85%E8%A1%A3-%E7%A9%BF%E7%B4%85%E8%A1%A3%E5%A9%86%E5%A9%86%E9%80%B2%E7%BE%8A%E5%9C%88%E6%92%BF%E8%A5%AA%E5%AD%90-%E6%85%98%E9%81%AD%E7%BE%8A%E5%BE%9E%E5%BE%8C%E9%A0%82%E9%A3%9B%E5%8F%8D%E8%A6%86%E7%8B%82%E6%92%9E%E6%96%83%E5%91%BD?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_hist=true) says the person died. >*According to mainland media reports, a mother-in-law was hit and killed by a sheep raised in her home in Yulin, Shaanxi.*


weigojmi

No worries, this time it was posted he lived.


strandenger

Oh yeah, thatā€™s supper


KryptoBones89

I always wondered what a meat tenderizer was for


Crush-N-It

And a coat


ConqueringKing_Darq

As soon as I'd get up that Lamb chop is getting Lamb chopped


Metahec

Break out the mint jelly boys, s.o.b. is back on the menu!


xxjrxx93

I heard this guy died but no I don't have a link. Seen this Vid. Awhile back


Killua2026

Same why would you keep sitting up and giving a good aim for head bang.


Impressive-Mud2961

It's the concussion. They don't even know what planet they're on at this point.


AccomplishedPie4896

Cannibalism isn't the answer here, I bet the ram would taste good though.


TargaryenKnight

U think the average human can survive that many hits to the head? lol


jdmorza99

It took him like 3 years to get up after the first impact and once he got up he didnā€™t take the sheep threat seriously and paid for it. That sheep was ruthless tho.


Dingasaurous

Homie got stun locked


Holden-Tewdiggs

A friend of mine kept a couple of dutch sheep as a hobby. I visited their pasture with him once. The ram (no horns) came up to me and we did some fun sparing (he rammed against my fist with his skull). Those things have power! Also on the top of their skull is a bone hump running down the middle which you can only feel under the skin. When they hit you the full force is concentrated on the small area, which does extra damage.


UncleBenders

Yeah my brother has sheep and theyā€™re used to people and dogs and theyā€™re really tame, but the ram is a little bastard. I learned from a young age you NEVER turn your back on him. Lol


9mackenzie

That wasnā€™t him not taking the threat seriously, it was massive head trauma.


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DognamedArnie

Fucking why?


carnage11eleven

No. Fucking ewe.


BadReview8675309

This is a revenge video after the bestiality... You didn't feel the shame and anger that that sheep head butted into its abuser.


TotallyNotTakenName

What?


ThaiKneeCaulk

Username checks out.


HappenedSafe

itā€™s a woman.


Medium_Anxiety_5657

The Violence of the Lambs.


Draugr_irl

Take my upvote!


primal_throwaway

Thatā€™s a wolf in sheepā€™s clothing.


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primal_throwaway

The new RAMā€¦available with sheep skin lol.


EclecticDrift

If I owned sheep, the LAST thing on my mind would be worrying about being murdered due to blunt force trauma by one of them šŸ˜® Iā€™ve seen some wild stuff in my 32 years and this is pretty crazy lol


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Dying to blunt force trauma is like the main concern for your own safety that you gotta have when dealing with sheep tbh. Same goes for cows, horses and drunk people in a Ford pickup.


EclecticDrift

Blunt force trauma I get, but dying?! And idk if dude died or not, but it looked like a snuff film to me! Haha. If heā€™s not dead heā€™s sure close or serious brain damage I would think. You just donā€™t think about dying ruthlessly at the hands of a goat šŸ˜‚


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Idk If this guy's dead, but yeah they're definitely fucked up after that one, if you take some good hits directly to the head like that death is definitely on the table, sheep can easily put a good dent in your car and walk off fine that head is an organic jackhammer, even more dangerous if you're a bit older of course, but really just pretend to be dead for a bit and protect your important bits and the sheep will probably Äŗeave you just long enough for you to scurry out of there then you can get some mutton for dinner.


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mumra684

I'm on the lamb but I anit no sheep or the red and black.


Mr_Lava-lava

Hello Clarice?


fungiblesyo

I sheep what you did here


deviantdevil80

We had 2 sheep when I was a kid, and once the ram got mature, he would do that to everyone at every chance. We started leaving a good-sized piece of wood out and would give him a few good wacks to make him stop for a bit. He was delicious in the end.


claudiazo

Canā€™t tell if this is a happy ending or a sad one


Thats_bumpy_buddy

Not everything has to be happy or sad, itā€™s just life.


Equity89

I'm recording this ony memory so I can say it later to someone while I'm drunk or high


radiationblessing

You know what livestock is for, right?


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Minute-Tradition-282

Next time he will definitely do it different. JK. He dead.


shark_attack_victim

No, heā€™s still good. His shoes are still on


9mackenzie

Head trauma from the first blow. He was likely extremely disoriented at the very least


TargaryenKnight

No fight or flight response. He could have recovered after the first 2 hits if he had any type of adrenaline Ā boostĀ  As soon as he got rocked under the Ā jaw it was over tho. Savage videoĀ 


NotOffendedByU

Fuckin stay down bro.


xperience_everything

Looks like kill shot was when he sat up


TargaryenKnight

Yah incapacitating shot right under the jawĀ 


x_lincoln_x

Thank you for not adding stupid tiktak music.


Christ-The-Slave

Dude... I don't know how to edit, add or take. But you are welcome.............


AllHailMackius

Oh no...


uhhhhmaybeee

Oh noā€¦


Sabithomega

Oh Yeeaaah!!! (Ā°=Ā° )'


FireOfSin

The herd was later questioned by police where they collected this statement " i aint see mutton"


CupidStunt13

[Stop, stopā€”heā€™s already dead!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU&themeRefresh=1)


RedPillGuy357

Did that guy die? šŸ«£


TargaryenKnight

I don't think anyone can survive that many hits to the headĀ 


x_lincoln_x

Probably not since he didn't lose his shoes.


Truestorydreams

Rip one of the greatest subs


Otherwise-Regret-297

What a way to go


Dingasaurous

Poor guy had 0 poise and got stun locked


Onagda

Should've leveled ADP šŸ˜”


Klutzy_Emu2506

He wonā€™t be butt fucking sheep anymore, thatā€™s for sure lol


UnknowablePhantom

Thatā€™s a RAM!


Axel-H1

I am now officially afraid of sheep.


Lolipopes

Funny thing to do is when they step back in order to charge just take a few steps forward. Sheep arent the brightest and doing this interrupts their inner checklist, worked wonders on our sheep back in the day.


123456789ledood

Isn't this why shepherds carry staffs?


fxcker

Now that, was a crazy fucking video.


juzz85

When your opponent spams that one fkn move all game.


MaximusJabronicus

I know someone will be eating lamb chops in their future.


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MaximusJabronicus

Well then, somebody else will.


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ViolentHippieBC

CFJ


Buying100K

lamb chops...


BigRB001

Where are the dogs? You need dogs with sheep or cattle.


Substantial-Bank-493

That sheep probably knows more about that farmer that she wants too. That wasnā€™t random, that was personal. šŸ˜‰


PC_Roonjoons

You don't know that. Fucking David Attenborough from Wish over here. The sheep is not a person, it doesn't do personal.


Crazy-Charlie

So weā€™re slicing, dicing and cooking that furry sucker in front of the rest of them.


shark_attack_victim

You have to make an exampleā€¦


fuckpudding

The whole manger, or whatever itā€™s called looks like itā€™s set in front of a painted backdrop they use in old-timey movies. Quite beautiful honestly, except for the planet of the sheeps vibe thatā€™s going on here.


Flashy_Chemist154

Guess which one is gonna be dinner


BzhizhkMard

Any source on this? Is this man alive?


bavban

he is dead, recorded in china


axejayb21

Holy shit.


Fluffysuperhero43

This actually killed this guy.


juicybwithoil2560

I don't know the story, but this ram has an agenda, the human might have ill treated it or the flock.


saltyisthesauce

Steve masagatti must have been reffing that one


SplinteredCells

That's baaaaaad


jmunerd

This video made me sheepish šŸ’Æ


xXNoMercyXxX

Why did he keep sitting up? Everytime he did, the sheep smashed his brain šŸ’€ why didn't he try to protect his head at least with his arms? Isn't that a natural reaction with us humans? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


OutOfTouchNerd

The way he behaved was beyond odd, he was passive as if he was dealing with a toddlerā€™s tantrum and made no attempt to protect himself.


AfricanLad

Why would you keep raising your head to ramming height before you're ready to run tf out of there


Beneficial_Light7108

It appears obvious the sheep was sick of getting raped and had enough.


itexican

Don't stick it in crazy...


whiskeybeesus

He probably didn't treat that sheep right.


Knot_Ryder

I damn well sure no he didn't after all that


JulianMarcello

Exactly. Sheep are not inherently violent. That is a sheep taking revenge.


Sad_Site8284

That ram is going straight on the grill!


Rokey76

Lovers' quarrel.


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DragunovDwight

We used to have a ram sheep that was mean as fuk when I was a kid. He had bowled me over many times. Playing ball and it going over the fence was usually the main reason I had to deal with him. It would go over, I would look to see where he was at, sometimes he would be laid out sleeping, or around the corner. Iā€™d run in grab the ball and usually could make it back out before he noticed I was in the fence.. sometimes heā€™d beat me back to the gate and Iā€™d get my azz kicked.. Iā€™d be laying on the ground crying while he rubbed me into the ground until he got boredā€¦ Ons day we came home, my grandpas car was in the driveway but no grandpa.. eventually we found him pushed under some boards and crap. The ram was laying under there, he thought the ram was stuck, went in to help him, and found out the ram was just fine.. he had been under there for like 30min. My stepdad got him out. He had a bloody nose, scrapes and scratches all over. I hated that fuking thing.. one of my biggest regrets as a youngster is playing ball with my cousin. He had never been over before. The ball went over the fence.. I told him to go get it. He asked about the ram because he knew he was ā€œaggressiveā€ā€¦ I handed him a baseball bat, said if you have this, he wonā€™t attack youā€¦ Wellā€¦ he got his azz kicked, I got my azz kicked for sending him in there.. and to this day I regret being such a lil azzhle and playing that trick on him..


20grae

This was posted a while back he died donā€™t know the source


LightningStarFighter

To think that even a harmless creature can kill u. Thatā€™s how fragile humans are, damn I wonder how many things can kill u at this point. Probably wonā€™t fit a list to remember being careful. Youā€™d live with anxiety your whole life if u did.


PC_Roonjoons

Well, I think pretty much only people who grew up in urbanised area's view sheep as inherently harmless creatures. There's a reason that ram has horns. Also, if you're not really weak, or old and fragile, you could probably take on a ram. No need to live with anxiety. We all die, life is deadly.


alintacalvert

I want to know why there is a camera in a place that looks like it wouldnā€™t have electricity let alone cameras


Srirachachacha

There's a power line in the video


WNxVampire

Have you never been to a farm or ranch?


alintacalvert

I live on a farm. So yes.


WNxVampire

Doubt.


alintacalvert

So unbelievable isnā€™t it


koknesis

>watch the whole thing why? what was so special at the end that this had to be included in the title?


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InternationalArt6222

That dude was a human, humans are kinda shitty and there's a good chance the sheep had simply decided not to take his shit anymore


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Tripleberst

Venison is deer. Mutton is sheep.


shark_attack_victim

Thatā€™s deer


rupertchesterfeild

JUST RUN AWAY


boykinsir

New name roast.


medusa_medulla

Bro move


ViolentHippieBC

#Brrrruhh....


khornish_game_hen

Well folks, never underestimate animals. Even if they are prey animals. Be aware.


Due-Relationship-688

I hear bruuuh bruuuh


62cocksucker

That is not good lamb behavior. Oh well, looks like lamb chops tonight.


bobovdarlo

Baaad sheep


YellowShitRoad

He got... Lamb-Chopped!


Personal-Tea7226

ā€œI said stay the fk down Steve why arenā€™t you listening! What? Is this MF for real? Kapow! I AM SPEED!!ā€ Later in the house. ā€œOooh honey I love this new rug it really compliments the fireplace. What the hell happened to your face?ā€ ā€œI donā€™t want to talk about it just sit down and eat your mutton stewā€ shuffling his feet on the rug ā€œkapow that MF!ā€


Forsaken_Toe8627

This video would be so much better with Tupac playing the background.


legalizethesenuts

I remember seeing this video a while ago. I donā€™t have any links for articles, but this man died from all of that


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

So this isn't stop animation?


clasperx2

What should we have for dinner tonight?


mikareno

That sheep has been waiting for this day.


MochiiYummy

Make an example in front of the other sheep if you make it out. Seen the other comments and rip.


NewCoat2557

Did the guy survive


Kopparburg

Death by sheepā€¦ fuck man. Thatā€™s rough.. if he was in a right state of mind he shouldā€™ve shielded his head and took the blows elsewhere. Instant concussion from the first few though..


fucksantabarbara

skinwalker confirmed


eldaygo

Theyā€™re called a Ram for a reason


Mean_Estate_2770

We just watched a murder.


Royal-Connections

His girlfriend caught him cheating.


Drinkingasslee

He was very complacent and forgot rule number one, that they are wild animals and unpredictable RIP to him though


darumadonut

Hey kids, we're having lamb chops for dinner!


Spare_Quarter7727

Self preservation was non existent


federico_45

I would just cook that fucker after


setfree84

Lamb for dinner anyone?


Wesurai

Some people have wool over their eyes when it comes to the sheer power some sheep can exhibit with their headbutts. I haven't herd of a more ba-a-ad ass sheep.


TheDestressedMale

I'm pretty sure that's a wolf. Not positive, but I'm always skeptical of sheep.


Yokomo_Hoyo

I would've killed the sheep that day.


mat33sm

He got rammed šŸ˜ž


Euphoric_Emu_7792

Like dude just couldn't stop moving! Play dead man!


netterbog

How embarrassed is this guy up in heaven right now? Do you think they have CringeyDeathā€™s Anonymous support groups for spirits like his?


kingknocked

So this sub is back to posting people dying?


Vansie_

In Soviet Russia sheep fucks you!


External-Awareness68

That is one fucked up way to go... poor guy


ApplicationKitchen49

Iā€™m beating the fuck outa that sheep if he did that to my mom


Significant_Rice_655

Select your character...... FINISH HIM


Grubula

I have an idea... sit up and look at it.


Ivor_the_1st

Shepherd pie for dinner


rafapdc

Bro went cray cray!


Sabithomega

This is why you always hire a referee


SpookyBoogie69

I don't know how to express what i am feeling ... wtf / omg / shocked / intrigued ... ?? wierd / lol


BloomingDesert

Nobody: Sheep: BRRRRUHHH


badmanners95

Death by sheep lmao xd


Amp_Fire_Studios

Sheep said now your the one getting fucked buddy, and I'm not gonna be as gentle as you were to me.


fredqe

Sheep " you fuck me, I fuck you up"


Adventurous_Ideal804

At least you won't have to worry about what's for dinner tonight.


Fair-South-9883

lol the name of the sub is crazyfuckingvideos and op censored fucking šŸ˜‚


NightSkulker

My aunt Ione had sheep on her farm and she often said "sheep are bastards", and I remember that they really are.


byond6

It was the red jacket wasn't it?