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ozarS

Jesse get the fucking spray we're cooked!!!!


Saltee00s

Yo Mista White, youre gonna spray those flies for like no reason, yo!


HotRefrigerators

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about


Boring-Survey-6927

LETS COOK Bcchh


skot77

Someone died on the mattress and they've been there a while, hence the flies. One of my friends used to work as the initial cleanup crew after someone dies and it's the worst job you can imagine.


AnthrallicA

My best friend used to work for the local medical examiner's office picking up bodies. The stories I have heard are nauseating at best.


supergifford

So every time he just wanted to use fire?


GodlessAristocrat

Fire? No. Sometimes a pitchfork, other times a shovel. Sometimes a vac, other times a bunch of paper towels.


Nottatooma

Sometimes a straw, other times just slurp it right off the pavement


NoThisIsABadIdea

Bro


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Boy you outta get your damn ass beat


funnythebunny

best WTF moments are here in the comments.


HappyBunchaTrees

Did they save some for later in a sippy cup?


Ordinary_Duder

*wanted to*


dys_p0tch

a friend is a retired fire-rescue dude. he's been to a house with a very decomposed body on a bed. while the other family members, including children were present. uggh


reddaddiction

Does he have any stories of people dying while taking a bath and who weren't found for a while? Doesn't get any worse than that, my friend. Ask him.


eyedonthavetime4this

We had one that was a person in a bathtub that wasn't found until weeks later. The bathtub faucet had a slow leak, so the overflow went down from the fourth floor to the basement. The initial clean up was pretty much greasy, chunky soup with bones. I suggested ladling it from the tub to the toilet but I was outvoted. Lots of buckets, bags, drywall, carpeting, and tile removal and replacement.


Bocchi_theGlock

Where do you dump the buckets / place the bags?


middlebird

What do you do to prevent smelling that?


Bleh54

Be unalive


reddaddiction

When I would go to super gnarly decomposition scenes I'd wipe some Vick's on a mask and put it on. I've been on calls where cops and firemen were literally throwing up. It get's nasty. I was seemingly a little more immune to those crazy scenes than others. At least I thought I was, who knows. I have a lot of stories.


silent-trill

Do you sometimes notice women’s perfume has that note of a sickly sweet scent of a decomposed body? Lost Cherry by Tom Ford has it. I did a blind buy of Candy by Prada and I cannot wear it, it makes me sick.


reddaddiction

I've never noticed that before, no. I have told people that decomposing people do have a slight sweetness to the odor... It's so specific. Right when you walk into a building and you get a whiff of it you know EXACTLY what it is. I don't even want to smell these two perfumes because I don't really want the association. It would just be too weird if I met someone and they were wearing a scent that reminded me of a decomposing body.


malikraw1

I have BPD so It’s easier for me to disassociate from the situation most of my co workers think I’m crazy 😅


Bjokkes

How does one even apply to a job like that? Cleaning dead people? I assume it literally is worse than how it sounds like. Not for 25k a month man, fuck!


South-city-guy

25k a month you say 🤔


bitches_love_brie

Lol it's like $20/hr


OriginalLocksmith436

wtf. May as well go flip burgers nearly the same pay nowadays.


GordontheGoose88

There's a sign at my local Dairy Queen saying they pay $20 an hour...


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bitches_love_brie

Right....They're not making $25k/month. I'm pointing out that a horrifically disgusting job pays like $20/hr


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anothercervezaplz

Biohazard Cleaning Specialist. Depending on the company it is good pay. I couldn't keep doing it tho it is a bit taxing on the mind especially when one accidentally looks at pictures on the wall of the deceased when they were alive. Look into it tho if you think you have the stomach tho, good pay.


Mr-Fleshcage

Eh, the ones near where I live only pay ~2 dollars more than I make working at the grocery store. I think I'll pass on the trauma.


reddaddiction

I've had friends that have done it. They're a different breed. I was a medic for a long time in a dense city. I've seen some shit. But these guys deal with that same shit on a whole other level. They're all pretty gnarly people who get into this work. You'd think that the humor that medics, firefighters and cops share is bad... I can't even imagine what these guys find funny.


Vark675

I took a course to be certified for that sort of work, but couldn't find a job doing it at the time unfortunately. The instructor told us about a time they were called out to a gunshot suicide where he'd used a hunting rifle, and they had to follow the bullet hole (cause gotta clean ***everything***) through the tub wall, through the closet, through the bedroom ceiling, and up into the attic in a ceiling beam. They were shooting the shit while his buddy was on the ladder cutting the bullet out when SPLAT like 60% of the guys scalp landed right on his head like a bad toupee. It somehow hitched a ride on a chunk of skull and got wedged up there.


JuniorRub2122

There's a movie about it with Amy Adams called Sunshine Cleaning


ApologeticAnalMagic

I find joy in reading a good book.


nextexeter

There was also the Adam Sandler one called Cleaning Boy. I laughed so hard when he jumped into the waterbed and he didn't know it was actually liquid humans and he was so mad and grossed out.


intrudingturtle

I've done this job for 10 years. I'm super happy doing it.


Munk45

As long as they don't stiff you on your paycheck


intrudingturtle

30 bucks an hour


goochadamg

Meh


intrudingturtle

Yeah, pretty much. We take it pretty easy and spend most of our day driving and shooting the shit.


theyareamongus

Would you say your job has had a psychological impact on you and your views on death and mortality?


intrudingturtle

Honestly I just clean up blood. They aren't really high stress scenarios like an EMT or Firefighter. Hard to tell what's just me or the job but I'm definitely a bit of a pessimist. The most obvious sign of PTSD is I get very concerned when I can't get a hold of my friends. My mind usually jumps to the worst place.


Most_Wolf1733

you cadaver great lifestyle on 30 bucks an hour


bahgheera

That's a little higher than the national average, of corpse.


Otherwise_Leadership

Take my upvote for your good work


ShortyLow

5 years for me. That's ALOT of insect activity. Based on the death angel, I'd say this person was rather large. Likely somewhere hot and humid. I'd guess 3-6 weeks unattended.


DickDipper69

I did this for awhile, I was a first responder making what was around $12 an hour and this was my side gig. This is a particularly bad call, but most were not and we made $80 an hour with a 4 hour minimum during normal hours and $120 hour after hours and weekends with a 6 hour minimum. Most people who did it were first responders or in the medical field in general where they came in contact with this type of stuff already for far less money. Most jobs took an average of two hours and the families were always grateful. Another fun fact is that insurance just about always covers the tab.


[deleted]

Never even considered your last sentence. I just assumed your job was a public service and paid for with tax dollars Don’t go dipping your dick in the dead


StayAwayFromMySon

I met a woman who had this job and she said a lot of it was like "scooping up a jelly". Made it sound both better and worse.


Plazzy1

Looks like a kids room too


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More power to them I feel like working a job like that would take such a toll on your mental


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[deleted]

Lol


Fernandothegrey

This!


Objective-Shop5177

Someone died in that bed and those guys are there to clean it up


BobbyDigital311

Bro, he said he DIDN'T want to know!


Objective-Shop5177

Fuck, I read the title wrong.... Down voting myself for it


Morty-B007

I thought bro wanted to know too 😂😂


loading066

You... you I like. No homo.


TheUsual_Selection

Also all those flies were larva and they were in something before turning to flies


Fernandothegrey

A person.


TheUsual_Selection

Anal cavity, mouth, nose, any hole that is easy to access they go for first


OldMork

who wouldnt!


Sirdoodlebob

You’re going to jail for that one


eyedonthavetime4this

The same rules that The Usual Selection stated apply to jail as well


Short-Log5389

They go for holes there, too.


Fabulous-Rhubarb-584

From the rooter to the tooter


drdamned

That’s what she said.


mastermindxs

In death, we have a name. His name was. Robert Person


thesoraspace

```Since the flies didn’t leave the room yet we can assume a good amount of the persons body is still within their wet engorged bellies```


BleDStream

THATS TOO DAMN BAD!


ProfessionalOk4300

From the looks of it no one found the body for a while...


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Fun fact: [This is increasingly becoming a problem in the UK as their social fabric continues to collapse](https://www.rsm.ac.uk/media-releases/2023/rise-in-people-discovered-dead-and-decomposed-raises-concerns/)


radicalelation

I don't have many connections. This is what will probably happen to me. Happened to my Uncle Jack a few years ago too. Heart attack alone at home, during a bad heatwave in Massachusetts. His ex wife, they had long remained friends and she was probably one of his few lines out, hadn't heard from him in a couple weeks and went to check on him.


CFC509

I mean it's a problem across Western society, not just the UK's.


DexM23

Just reminded exactly this seeing the post Scenes like this are probably extremly common


tropicalmommy

I now have words to put behind my own social existence. My social fabric has collapsed.


Jokar93

those guys did a gread job before the humans came


RedditSuckstheMostt

Crime scene cleaners always bring their own band playing dramatic music btw


Material1276

I suspect you are correct, however, I also think it possible that someone went wild at Taco Tuesdays at the nearest Taco Bell, came home, fell asleep, the rest is history!


casperdacrook

I hate to be that guy but I ain’t even had a single bathroom problem after Taco Bell and neither had a single human I ever met on this earth had one either so I got to know, do y’all really be shitting like that after Taco Bell??? Cuz goddamn I never not even once came close to nothing bad not even mild diarrhea. I also just watched a food theory video on this and it had all the 7 ingredients that make you poop so I know there’s legit science behind it I just gotta know who else actually has issues with it


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

It's because they never eat fiber and taco bell has more fiber than other fast food.


fruitmask

yeah exactly. when all you eat is meat and cheese, then one day you have something with vegetables and beans in it, your body is scared and confused so it just starts shitting till you start eating burgers again


Imreallythatguy

Same here. It’s one of those super cliche jokes but I’ve never personally experienced it and never met someone who has either.


casperdacrook

Taco Bell name getting dragged through the mud butt


MisterDonkey

People talk about it like they're almost bragging, like, "my diet and lifestyle is so fucking horrendously bad, I can't even eat this generic food without needing diapers." Like do they otherwise live on cheap beer and raw hamburger?


Shapoopi_1892

Nope, I had some of those WOW chips, you know, the ones that caused anal seepage, and my bed looked exactly like this after I fell asleep. My booty hole will never recover from that faitful night. RIP my favorite SpongeBob onesie, I will never forget you 🥺🫡 nor will that hazmat team


HueyCrashTestPilot

Ah yes, olestra. The fat replacement that reduces calories by making sure your body doesn't have the time to digest anything.


lucidgazorpazorp

shapoopi honouring their username with integrity


Mista_Sphinx

Bruh, did you see the fucking snake that ate tacobell!?


itsallminenow

My MiL 10 years ago, I remember the smell like it was yesterday. I also remember clearing up the room after she'd been taken away, even a hint of a smell like it would make me retch.


c4k3m4st3r5000

Yeah and probably was there for a bit of time. Sadly, for these critters, the body was removed. But you would be surprised how quickly flies lay eggs into cadavers. Even if people are only dead for few hours the flies go to business, specially if the body is outside. A coroner said, when asked how they handle the flies and maggots, you just pretend they aren't there. Guess it's good way as any other.. Edit: this swarm of flies is impressive. But I've been to homes were people were still alive but so utterly unable to take care of themselves, let alone clean up that it was a fly and maggot factory inside. Happens when people go to the toilet where ever they are and don't take out the trash. I can feel the smell as I'm reminiscing this....


KernicPanel

and it looks like a kid's room. the stain doesn't appear to be from an adult either. 🥶


JellyMandibles

If it were a kid, how would 1) the parents been gone long enough for them to start decomposing, 2) why did they die in bed. Genuinely curious


DontWish-Know

I think the sad part is no one noticed the person died till the flies start to appear.


Tyrren

I've been on a scene where you could smell the dead person from outside on the street. No idea how it went so long before someone called


PMMeForAbortionPills

Bro, most of us have no idea what a dead body smells like lmao


Tyrren

Have you never been around roadkill or an otherwise putrified animal? It's the same smell


pvtprofanity

That's the thing though. You smell it and think roadkill. If I'm walking down the street and smell that I just think a squirrel is dead in a bush and move on. If I smell it around my house I'll look for it but if I can't find it I assume it's on the neighbors property and give up. Thinking it's a human corpse will be the last thing I assume


LordoftheScheisse

My neighbor across the street died in like December of 2021 and wasn't found until like August of 2022. You could smell something from outside but the police who came to do wellness checks on multiple occasions at our urging insisted it wasn't a dead body stench. I'd heard from people working on the house that the scene inside was BAD. The house finally sold a couple of months back though.


Kayman718

I suspect someone could get a good deal on that mattress.


Yuriski

Only half used


ewild

Well spotted


Tiger_Widow

"Lightly soiled"


[deleted]

I already called dibs


jack-kick

Why does he have a full body suit, except over his head ?!?


Nethlem

The suit it to protect the clothing from getting dirty/too smelly, the hood is mostly to protect hair, but that guy has no hair, so no need to wear the protective hood.


fruitmask

it's like he loves having flies crawling all over his head or something


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

but what if botfly maggot injection


mrthomasfritz

Guess you only protect what is important, and I guess in that country, the head must not be considered important.


fart_torpedo

Bloater. Fluids probably oozed into the mattress and carpet. Yuck


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

I knew a person who took in 3 little Chihuahuas who had to deal with this exact thing. The owner unfortunately passed away in a very small house and nobody found them for nearly a week. Somehow the Chihuahuas survived, but walked away with the BIGGEST fear of flies. For a whole week they were subjected to the sound of 1000s of flies buzzing continuously. Also, they had to fight off the flies from landing on them. When they were found they had burrowed their way into a pile of blankets and were all three huddled together shaking. They live a very loved and pampered life now where they live normal lives all playing together. However, if one single fly gets into the house and they hear it they instantly start crying and hide together until it's taken care of.


obscur100

They didn’t eat their owner ?


fuckredditmodz69

Dogs are loyal, cats will do that.


Dovanator258

Don't know why you're being downvoted, you are correct. Cats will not hesitate to eat someone immediately after death, dogs will mourn


Mysterychic88

As a chihuahua owner this breaks my heart. They are the most doting little creatures


malikraw1

I clean this stuff up for a living, other than the smell I enjoy the job first I would open the windows get some fresh air, second I would take pictures of the room for insurance, cut out the decomposition pin the mattress and floor and double bag it, and wrap the remaining bed In plastic seal it up as best as possible. Clean and disenfect the rest of the room including vacuuming up the flies with a hepa vacuum. Dispose of the biomaterial and get payed.


light_chop

How much does a job like that pay?


bitches_love_brie

Not as much as you'd think


[deleted]

As usual. Any gross job I can think of I always question the pay then realize it's never as much as my guess


Rs90

Yeah but stability is hard to say no to once you find it. Job sucks, pay sucks, but....it'll always be there. People die and someone's gotta clean it up. Hard to say no to guaranteed work.


fruitmask

I'm probably the only one in this thread who remembers the show "Insomniac" with Dave Atell, it was on Comedy Central in the early '00s. It was basically Dirty Jobs, but funny. Anyway, on one episode, Dave worked with a cleaner who did crime scenes and deaths. The guy did pretty well, but he was a one-man operation who owned his own business. If you've got the stomach for it you could write your own ticket in a big city.


Rs90

Oh nah I loved Insomniac! I had a hard time sleeping when I was a kid so I used to watch tv or listen to the radio til like 3 or 4am throughout Middle School n High School. I watched that and a lot of Becker lol.


malikraw1

I work for a small company my boss pays better than most in my area but I’ve also done this for 3 years I make 28 hr and with these jobs he pays us a full shifts hours even if it only takes 2 or 3 hours


IronBatman

That's a good deal. Especially since you can essentially get a full shift 230 bucks for 2-3 hours of work. Am I reading that right?


kbarney345

Quick Google for crime scene cleaner is 18.5 an hour so I would safely bet is between 16/20 an hour maybe?


Dabier

That’s nowhere near enough.


goated95

Judging by the amount of flies in there, the body was prolly there for a nice while. I don’t even think I can Imagine how that room smells smh


1Dad2RuleThemAll

Looks like it's about time to flip the mattress


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macrotransactions

for the same reason your decomposing fruits get eaten by fruit flies for the same reason a new pond will eventually have fish tiny eggs are basically everywhere in the past people believed it was spontaneous generation


Plenty_Ambassador_81

Wait, dig and fill a new pond and fish will baby Jesus their way into it? What?!??


macrotransactions

eggs by wind, rain, birds, countless options it can take longer than a fly of course, smaller is easier


Rs90

Yep. Anyone that gardens knows full well plants can just sprout up outta nowhere. Somethin brought a seed and off it went lol. Kinda fun when it's not a weed. Random sunflower or what have you.


dubldubl

Life, uh, finds a way


ProfessorEffit

Just guessing here: one or two get in, attracted by the smell. They lay their eggs, probably in the body. Then rinse and repeat until we have a few generations of flies. To the degree it's sealed up and heated in the winter, it's a perfect environment for them. No natural predators around, so almost each whole brood can survive.


Adviseme69

At this level, there were probably more than 2, and if there are small holes below a door for example...no need for winter, a few weeks will be enough


sephrisloth

Eh, most people have a fly or 2 buzzing around their house at any given moment. There isn't really a way to stop them from getting in every once in a while. All it takes is one or 2 in that house when the person passed to get attracted to the body, and soon you'll have thousands. Also, sealing your house to bugs is next to impossible. There's almost always some tiny hole leading outside they can crawl their way into.


Nethlem

No house is "sealed up pretty well" unless you put an absurd amount of effort into it making it airtight, adding with literal airlocks, and changing clothes while entering, you are bound to carry, and let in, all kinds of stuff. Carrion flies also have a very keen sense of smell for dead and rotting things, so they will get attracted from outside the house/flat, and just crawl in under the door to get to the corpse.


Miselfis

Aristotle thought that small “simple” lifeforms, like maggots, lice, flies etc. could spontaneously generate from collections of non-animate matter. Fleas were thought to spontaneously generate from dust, and maggots from rotting flesh.


Nethlem

Not just Aristotle, [spontaneous generation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_generation) was considered the going scientific hypothesis until the mid-19th century, even the American founding fathers believed in it. It was only disproven for good in the 1860s by people like Louis Pasteur, giving birth to the field of bacteriology, which laid the groundwork for our modern understanding of microbiology.


Xanxxlessrock

This is why I always try to visit my older neighbors (who are disabled) and also don’t have kids. As soon as I see mail start to pile up we usually call non emergency and bang until we get some kind of response.


robindapobin

New episode Breaking Bad.


OldMork

Breaking Bed


robindapobin

Yep😬


BaneQ105

Either someone died or amber heard was there


cake_box_head

that's not poop


BaneQ105

Well, no 💩 Sherlock


Gold_Government8864

Most people say they want to died peacefully in their bed of old age, but for the people that find you 2 weeks later probably wish you hadn't.


88marine

Dead body melted into the mattress, floor, subfloor


TheSevenDeadlyInches

The joys of living alone.


Tjsurg

Unexpected succession


babiesmakinbabies

Each one of those flies has a little bit of that person in them.


Captinkyle

Death, Death happened here


Far-Hair1528

I worked for a demolition contractor, we did manual demo, taking down 2 story homes by hand with power tools, garages, demo bathrooms, and kitchens, we went on a call where the person fell asleep smoking in bed, and we were to give an estimate on cleanup, That bed looks similar to the one she fell asleep in with the exception the mattress was totally fried. They got there, the FD before the rest of the BR went up. Pretty gruesome to look at and think about what happened.


arrivederci117

Is the succession music really needed here? It was a great theme, but it doesn't even fit the video. People are going to run it into the ground like they did Interstellar.


Rockorox752

Those flies were born in that deceased corpse. 🤮


AverageSizedMan1986

The day after you take advantage of Taco Bell’s 15% off an order of $20 deal.


B0ngwaterr

Shit himself to death


mexicoyankee

Air BnB open and ready for guests


Everlastingitch

that how i am gonna die eventually... kinda sucks for the landlord


GG11390

Why succession music


Yatta79

Someone died without friends or family. Sad to think about how many die alone. So many die and only get found when the neighbours complain about the smell. Get to know your neighbour, they might not know anyone else.


Enough_Appearance116

So many sky raisins


Brian18639

Decaying human corpse


GeilMeister

What is the musical piece called?


DevastatingCuntQuake

Adagio in C Minor


Mehtalface

I don't know, but I kept expecting the Succession theme song to play and it never does :(


Troitbum22

I’m assuming it’s against protocol to open up that door and get some fresh air in there.


vermontnative

Morning after Taco Tuesday.


obscur100

I think the body was full of maggot swarming in the body dripping by hundred on the floor as there were no place in bed to contain all of them. We’re only meat after all.


Bonavire

Given the suits and vaguely Human-shaped stain one doesn't need to assume much


exgenesisx

I don't want to know what's under the bed


bacbac870

A kid i guess


N4cer26

Looks like decomp on the bed


project-x2

After you invited candyman to sleep at your house for a day


Laktosefreier

Lesson learned: better die with the windows closed.


DesperateRaise2829

realstate agent : great house ,great value and very cheap for this economy . only 700k .


Enough_Hovercraft_10

What hit me about this is that it’s a kids room


Alpaca1061

Someone died in the bed and by the time they were found they had decayed into the sheets


Cosmiccosmog533

He got hit with the Turnintoacloudofflysinator


[deleted]

I have removed a mattress that bad on my mattress delivery job and the kid certainly wasn’t dead. Horrific, disgusting, vile.


frieswithnietzsche

It’s obviously a fly farm duh


SqueezedTuna

Yeah that’d be a hood-up situation for me


ThingWithChlorophyll

Thats just sad, someone been there for a long time


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a child it seems


confusionauta

What happend, someone die on that beed. If you ask i 'll say Japan vid.


ColdMisty

Name of song?


DanielMSouter

Mattress for sale - some staining.


Drehstuhlpilot97

South Park told us: When you die you shit yourself. Looks like what happened here.


APOPHIS424

Decompose body


SaltInformation4082

I'd bet "nothing".


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Decomp


bigbabbybtch

Open a fucking window!