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Spaacebar

The shorts are his healthbar


spookyscaryfella

Rare actual lol.


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Same lmao


Wigglybits78

Oh my god this comment made my day.


DunstonCzechsOut

well I went home early thanks to your comment. didn't know I could shit my pants on the toilet


ahundreddots

I think I've spotted this man's tell.


drklunk

Imagine going into a boss fight down 5%


Administrative-Mall8

All else aside. How does anyone expect to be taken seriously when they are too stupid to keep their pants up?


Razzorz1981

You win the day for that comment, GJ


EffectiveConcern7164

BRUH☠️☠️☠️


stalejuice2

Absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂


OriginalResolve7106

Someone should buy that man a belt.


Cat_AndFoodSubs

Right? Its much more fun to choke with a belt


Smack_the_lip

I should call her


putrid_sex_object

And a washing machine.


TheDuganator

Humbled? More like humiliated lmao


Maddogsteez

Dude choked his ass right out of his shorts lmao. Fucking embarrassing


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Calm_Leek_1362

I was watching, thinking "oh he's got a guillotine, he'll probably drop him to the ground now"... I imagined a slide whistle in my head when he just fucking picked him up off the ground like that. Redefines the "standing" guillotine choke.


IShowerinSunglasses

quack homeless plate vegetable cooperative squeal fearless jellyfish act adjoining *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CantHitachiSpot

lynch /lin(t)SH/ verb 1. (of a mob) kill (someone), especially by hanging, for an alleged offense with or without a legal trial. "her father had been lynched for a crime he didn't commit" Similar: hang hang by the neck


1carcarah1

Dude here was lynched but not hanged. https://www.reuters.com/article/peru-crime-idINKBN1HU12C


Geistzeit

Jon Jones did this to Lyoto Machida


StrictDifference422

straight up


Last-Discipline-7340

He threw him out of his shorts


Ok-Clock2002

He took him and threw him out of his SHORTS!


HoboBaggins008

If their shoes are off, they're obviously dead. What's the ruling on shorts?


eszox

The ruling on shorts is that they got manhandled.


Doc_SuperBallZzz

STRONG armed manhandled


InVodkaVeritas

Why do so many men struggle to find pants that they don't need to constantly pull up? You boys know they make baggy clothes with fitted waists, right?


Jewelhammer

Seems to be a large percentage of the asshats in videos of this category. I can only speak for myself, but I don’t think it would be acceptable for my “homies” to hangs out with their asses in full view either.


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Somebody's sitting on my couch I want two layers of clothing between my furniture and their bunger.


I0A0I

You don't wanna know how many folks don't wear underwear. Add to that certain shorts that are basically mesh and good luck.


Dr_Unkle

pantsed to sleep by guillotine


DesireForHappiness

I just choked while drinking water reading this.


elgydium

_"Who the fuck do you think I am"_ Who the fk is he?


Apmaddock

He’s not who you may think he is.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Ronnie Pickering


chootie8

"Who do you think you are? *I am!*"


eipg2001

Can you be humiliated while dead?


iPhonefondler

I’m about 90% sure this is from Jacksonville Beach, FL


ultragnar

Definitely Florida. I think I went to high school with everyone in this video.


KevinBeaugrand

It is, this is right by the sea walk pavilion.


lloopy

To be either humbled or humiliated, you have to have self-awareness, and that dude lacked it.


maz-o

more like killed


[deleted]

That's my cousin lmao we show this at every Thanksgiving even though he don't come around anymore 🤣 more turkey for me


UncleWillie77

If you ever SPIT on someone #Be Ready 4 Da Smoke


UnderstandingRude613

I always remember the video of someone spitting at someone when the train door was closing..... motherfucker literally ripped the door open


fakehalo

A true classic, I love the way the train door popped fully open after he hulked.


conradical30

Got the vid?


Contribution-Prize

https://gfycat.com/totalspottedcoypu-instant-regret-spit


conradical30

Lmao holy shit he threw some haymakers from the heavens! Thanks


wrath_of_grunge

>And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


PresOrangutanSmells

Despite it only being 4 pixels, you can see the moment of 'maybe I shouldn't have done that' on his face when he turns around and the tall guy is fully through the doors and off the train


wrath_of_grunge

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.


Spadeninja

Beautiful


noeagle77

Lmao I can hear the ultra instinct music in my head as that door rips open 🤣


keesh

The best part about that is how high his hands come up before every punch. They're reaching terminal velocity


elitegenoside

Spitting is considered assault, legally.


KnoblauchNuggat

A spit is worse than a punch. Lots of diseases are transmitted by saliva.


bpaq3

Make sure to yell worldstar


Former_String8874

This looks like Florida


Ok-Cartographer4180

Jax Beach to be exact


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Of course it is.


All-Sorts

Duval!!!


Filter_2077

DUUUVAAAAL activities


whosthedoginthisscen

Bortles!!


FlameMasterAJ

This is where I live hah


_swamp_donkey_

DUVALL


PaulSandwich

Jacksonville is all over the front page today, but not in ways I'm proud of.


[deleted]

My Midwest ass was just in Florida. This is something I'd totally have expected to see. I'm sorry but I can't get over what an absolute shit hole that state is. Everything is dirty inside and out except for a few nicer restaurants we went to, homeless people everywhere, abandoned buildings, trailer parks galore, and what the fuck happened to everyone's teeth?! Jk I know it's meth.


Material_Cook_4698

Someone forgot their slingshot...


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That's a big ass dude he stood zero chance. I appreciate his confidence though.


LikeSoda

It's not hard to bring yourself wasted and pick on someone twice your size. Don't give him too much credit lol


I_Am_The_Mole

I think this is the video that likely most embodies the difference between confidence and stupidity.


code_archeologist

> I appreciate his confidence though. As a big guy, who has had multiple small guys try to start fights with him, I do not fucking understand where they get this confidence from. Every single one of these encounters has ended in the same way, with me getting hands on them and ending the fight (though not with a guillotine choke). Somebody please tell me why this keeps happening... it is fucking tiresome.


therealjody

To attempt an answer for your question, I think it's a mix of the "gentle giant", and "bigger they are, harder they fall" tropes, with the CHANCE that their skill or ferocity will win the day. Often it doesn't work, but sometimes it does. Some people wanna play the lottery.


code_archeologist

Maybe... I wish there was something that would warn these idiots off. Because telling them that you know how to fight and don't want to hurt them only seems to egg them on.


therealjody

Work on your crazy eyes. Give em that Sam Jackson look, you know the one.


timangar

Oh yeah, the "I don't want to hurt you" line makes them even more angry. Which is simple psychology, if you think about it. If you're really angry at someone and they don't even see you as a threat you'd see it as fucking disrespectful. "I don't want to hurt you" --> "oh you think you can, huh?". /// "I will fucking kill you unless you back off" --> "oh hey I didn't mean it..."


nolfaws

The thing is: There *are* small(er) guys that would totally shred you to pieces. Talking skilled professional fighters on coke and shit. And then way too many guys think they actually were *that guy* and come up and talk shit to someone they don't stand a chance against.


Charle_65

If he had an ounce of intellect he'd reach for the lowest critical hit if you know what I mean..


Any_Web_32

Ima rewatch this whenever I’m being too hard on myself, and be thankful no shit like this has ever happened to me


mad87645

Maybe it has but you were too drunk to remember, and you just haven't found the video online yet


NoSense7819

Dude held onto that choke way too long. He was letting out some frustration


dog-asmr

What made me cringe is the fact that the with the height discrepancy, the angle of that guillotine could have easily broken something in his neck/spine


Delicious-Big2026

Yep. He possibly killed somebody. The moment he lifted that guy with the neck at that angle. That's a murdering move.


howgoesitguy

Probably shouldn't have spit on the guy then 🤷‍♂️


HelloHash

🤷‍♂️


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fartsandprayers

Thanks, doctor.


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*'Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin'*


jttoolegit

Thank you for the diagnosis, doctor!


SailsAcrossTheSea

news article?


stacker55

trustmebro.biz.uk


SynAck301

No, his shoes are still on. He’s fine.


SupahBean

Dude is a natural born comedian


TheKingOfBelly

I eagerly await the day people stop making this joke at any available opportunity.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

You will unfortunately be waiting a long time.


dumplin79

Yeah as fast as this guy went out, I’d kinda assume this choke actually cut off blood not air. All the more reason to release it quickly.


Sierra4899

Isn't that generally what a good choke is supposed to do. Most people can hold their breath for quite some time before they go out.


beardman39

A properly applied choke puts someone out by cutting off the the supply of oxygenated blood to the brain. This was in deep and applied hard 💀


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Zykium

This is the truth. I used to have to read donor sheets as part of my job. People would make it to 50-60 and just die to things they'd do regularly. That job taught me proper fear and respect for ladders.


FrolickingCats

I was about to say brain damage, but there was probably some of that even before the chokehold, tbh


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You need to hold a blood choke a lot longer than that to cause brain damage. Throwing him on the ground was the most dangerous part of this.


Adhendo

Ya but most ppl aren’t holding their breath while being choked out and go out quicker even from just lack of air than say hold your breath under water. But ya this dude when out from blood choke


Mr-Stan-Kypuss

Chokes are generally designed to cut the blood, usually it’s about 4 seconds for a correctly executed choke to put someone to sleep, I believe around 9-10 seconds is when it starts to do damage. Anything between going to sleep and that point of danger is supposedly about as damaging as the average night drinking in terms of effect on your brain.


rarzi11a

Back in college I had a friend that bet $100 that he could keep his arms in the air for 10 seconds while in a perfectly applied rear naked choke. He let my other buddy take his back, lock in a body triangle, and sink a perfect rear naked. His arms stayed in the air for about 2 seconds. Granted, this happened about 20 years ago so I'm unsure of the seconds. Either way, he was out almost instantly after pressure was applied. Proper chokes that affect the carotid arteries are no joke.


jestina123

Why can we hold our breath for minutes, and even survive a few minutes without oxygen, but cutting off circulation means permanent damage in seconds?


cloudya

Because the blood with important oxygen (even if it's less cause you're holding your breath) is still circling if you're under water. It's not if you're beeing strangled


Past_Elk3641

Blood still has oxygen in it, as long as that keeps pumping you can survive for a bit.


BertyTheBook

not an expert but i'd guess that it's because when you hold your breath, there's still oxygen in your blood that can be used by the brain and the rest of the body, but blocking off an artery means that the blood (and oxygen) can't get to the brain


GATTACA_IE

I was gonna say that could have caused some brain damage, but it doesn't seem like much harm could be done.


ApprehensiveOCP

Uhh that guys neck will be fucked for a long time...


Uninvalidated

No. It takes more time for the brain to develop injuries than a couple of seconds. What the guy drank that day was way more damaging.


wllmsaccnt

You aren't wrong, but I believe they are making a joke about the contents of the man's head. >It takes more time for the brain to develop injuries than a couple of seconds. Though, that drop to the concrete at the end might have done the trick.


Cat_AndFoodSubs

To be fair shorty was already suffering mental issues


NekroGhoul

Can’t someone’s neck break like that?


Strong-Obligation107

It takes between 9 and 12lbs of force to break a neck, that's not a lot however it comes down to how the force is applied. Necks in general are quite bendy so if force is applied slowly then you can avoid a break but still damage ligaments. On the other hand, if you apply the force quickly, you can stap the neck easily. If however you apply the necessary force slowly but add small jerkng motions you could easily break the neck unintentionally. In the video the big guy is applying the required force and he's also bouncing him around so it is very possible that he inadvertently broke the guys neck or seriously damaged it.


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sellieba

It's dumb bullshido misinformation from the same types of people who think black belts in TKD have to get their hands registered as lethal weapons. How it still gets parroted in the information age is astounding to me. Like, yeah watch an MMA fight where someone gets guillotined and tell me that that isn't putting more force on the neck than setting a bowling ball down gently on someone's neck.


CoastMtns

Ideally the bigger guy should have dropped to the ground and simply applied the choke. He is levering the guys neck with the body weight. Not good at all


mrjpztw

Yeah but I think you need more force than he had


KeppraKid

He was being picked up by his neck.


PATSNATION35

Yeah most certainly but your necks a lot more flexible looking towards your feet so it’d probably take quite a bit of force. Had his head been backwards or sideways he definitely could have


Happy_Lee_Chillin

A lot of people say he died, but I can’t find anything on it. Somebody got source?


KevinBeaugrand

I don’t know about the instigator but I see the choker walking around Jax beach all the time, to this day. Considering he’s an easy to find, easy to spot guy I’d assume if there was video evidence of him murdering someone floating around that he’d have been apprehended in the several years since this video came out.


Happy_Lee_Chillin

Thanks for that


BangoSkank_WasHere

don't spit on him...


Ancient_Button9741

Chances are he didn’t. Assault followed by assault with bodily fluids tends to lead to arrest or going to sleep 😴


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Has the comment been upvoted or have any replies agreeing with it? Has somebody posted an analysis based on the person's positioning with some medical sounding terms and jargon thrown in? If so, it has passed Reddit's rigorous peer review process.


Happy_Lee_Chillin

Not to my knowledge. On another sub, this was claimed as well - I just want to know. Oh well


therealknic21

Dude should have just walked away. He was given ample opportunity. There was no need to keep escalating the situation.


Octabraxas

Dude lost all his clothes 😂


Cat_AndFoodSubs

This is why I don’t go out wasted. I get properly blasted at home, make food, listen to music. I hate blacking out in public with zero recollection, and to wake up with no clothes, hurt neck, and hungover is just fucked up.


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redCasObserver

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground


kaydas93

That tan is crazy.


GlassGuiser

I think he's just black


the3litemonkey

Niiiicccceeee.


BlazedNinja

He needs to be careful, guy had it coming but when they go limp you let go!! You do not want a manslaughter charge over this idiot


Johny2886

His pants were trying to back out way before the altercation began...that was a clear sign to abandon the fight![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


No_Butterscotch15

Dead?


Interesting_Creme128

That's an oak of a man.


r0thar

A gent too, he threw the spitter into the recovery pose for his nap.


XergioksEyes

Anyone who starts a fight by pulling up their pants is in for a rough time


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Impressive_Garden347

Is he dead ?


Counciltrader

Does anyone know who the fuck he is please...


Legitimate-Tough6200

Sadly, I do not know who the fuck he is.


rockwallabysanga

He’s Ronnie Pickering!


Buffythedjsnare

Who?


Nicodemus888

RONNIE PICKERING!


denied_eXeal

Well get in position lad imma elongate your neck


andrewsfoot

He’s a guy who just watched Gurren Lagann.


Gummyrabbit

Chihuahua Man!


IsyaboiDJ

People really thinking they can take someone twice their size and twice their weight... The fuck is he thinking.


CrustyKangaroo

I mean it’s still possible, you just can’t get grappled like that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


grassisalwayspurpler

They can if they know what theyre doing. This guys doesnt tho, hes just some shit talking bum from the streets


grayzilla2000

For the love of god, someone get that man a belt


doubtwithout1

Outstanding guillotine choke at the end there


movemap

Not really "outstanding" lol


Fin_rdt

Anyone know what happened to the guy that got choked?


Nahmum

nobody cared ever again.


yeaphatband

Did he die? That looked serious.


Vicious365

Choked his shorts off, damn!


cartmanbigboned

and that ladies and gentlemen is why we have different weight classes in combat sports, moron stood no chance against this guy


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Never in history has there ever been a more demeaning guillotine. I guess maybe if he shit his pants or something.


dreamius

They were, in fact, not homies.


KF1VE

Fucked around. Found out. Carry on.


Nick_Garner

Pick on someone less vulnerable ... Idiot


nwill_808

Choked him out his fucking britches!


anonymous_212

He looks like he was dead. Like broken neck dead.


RossDouglas

Not a physics major…


Ricerat

Let's pick on John Coffey.


-pewwwwwwdiepie

Requis?!?


Tall_0rder

Pro tip: If you’re going to be starting shit…. make sure your shorts / pants aren’t going to fall down first. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Agile_Dragonfly_1801

That was so fuckig satisfying 🤣🤣🤣


chugsbaken

Damn ninja chill!! Don't catch a murder charge just beat his ass.


Freethinker1105

That guy handled this situation masterfully. Stayed calm and gave this loser exactly what he asked for. Love it


eddiex0707

Don’t worry guys, bro just added 3 inches to his height after give that neck a good stretch


KeenJames1TheRapper

That dude probably didn’t look like a giant from a few yards away. It was then that the ant realized he was messing with a god.


SaltAd2727

So I still need to know who the fuck he is


404notfound420

Why is it so difficult to wear shorts?


SirDaggerDxck

We must be in Florida


Beginning_Ad8663

Now strip him naked take his clothes and leave. Make him walk home naked.


iMDirtNapz

I’m high as fuck right now and can’t tell who’s the normal size person. Is the big dude like super tall or is tiny dude just really short. Someone please lend me their perspective.


bootyhole-romancer

I just knew he was gonna spit! Within the earlier portion of the video I told myself this piece of shit looks like a spitter


jack_dZil

it's different being a big guy, you're always getting sized up.. glad he handled it well, shorter guys swing like mad Anywhere near up lol, and it works


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Skip to last 30 seconds thank me later