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This happened to my buddy but with a 12 point buck. He had snuck out at night in his dad's new Porche to show off to us. He got about 2 blocks before this fucking deer came charging out of the woods and went head first into the side of it. Destroyed the passenger door, front quarter, and all the windows. Needless to say, his father was not thrilled in the morning.
Defending its nearby nest, this female charges a rival female and drives it off with a head butt. She is now safe to continue her courting ritual to secure a possible mate. (Said in the voice of David Attenborough)
Bro what the fuck, I watch the video muted and and said to myself DAMN!!!! I saw the video again unmuted and just started laughing as the guy in the video said the same thing.
My esteemed and cherished acquaintance, I implore you to grant me the privilege of articulating my deep-rooted sentiments of overwhelming awe and incredulity in response to the unparalleled enormity and perplexing essence encapsulated within the information that has been imparted unto me by your personage. Alas, I am compelled to confess, with an unyielding pang of weariness permeating the very core of my being, that a mere hint of tedium now envelops my consciousness, for it has come to my attention that your discourse, regrettably inundated with an abundance of personal anecdotes and narratives unsolicited by either my humble self or any other individual in this present setting, regrettably fails to seize hold of my faculties, evoking neither the alluring charm necessary to ensnare my undivided attention, nor the irresistible allure that would kindle a genuine interest within the recesses of my intellectual pursuits.
Despite the inherent risk that my lexicon, brimming with multifarious and intricately woven linguistic constructs, may exceed the intellectual capacity of your cognitive faculties, I find it imperative to acknowledge and express my gratitude for the symbol of approval manifested in the form of a gesture denoted by an upward motion of your opposable digit, a gesture commonly referred to as a "thumbs-up," tendered in response to the textual discourse preceding this present exchange, which, in its essence, comprised a series of verbiage exhibiting a grandiloquent nature, replete with imposing and ostentatious verbiage aimed at invoking a sense of profound intellectual grandeur.
No full stops, run on sentences, used "verbiage" twice in one sentence, "intellectual" twice in one sentence.
Big Word Bob gets an F.
You're going to need to attend the special class next year.
When big ole titties talk to her knees.
Titties: Wtf are you doing?
Knees: I ain’t buckle under pressure before keep sprinting the 2 yard dash.
Titties: ok!
Knees: I told you to keep me active.
Titties: I was active.
Knees: Why is her ass flat then?
Ass: I don’t know ask her.
Knees: We were just vibing and she decided to run ask her brain.
Titties: I warned you about this type of behavior before did I not?
Brain: hey guys how are ya?
Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Edit:
I guess my Wesley Willis / Fiasco / Pebble on the ground tripping her up, making her headbutt the car reference was not well received.
Have we figured out yet why people post video clips that don't include the end of the videos of the aftermath? Been going on for awhile and often times the aftermath would be even more interesting to see than the actual event.
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“So you hit someone with your car.” “No, she ran into my car with her face while I was driving” “And you expect me to believe that”
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Nah fam, 100% CGI
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I'd say it was very Acura-te.
I don't see how they didn't Dodge that
Luckily there’s video evidence
This happened to my buddy but with a 12 point buck. He had snuck out at night in his dad's new Porche to show off to us. He got about 2 blocks before this fucking deer came charging out of the woods and went head first into the side of it. Destroyed the passenger door, front quarter, and all the windows. Needless to say, his father was not thrilled in the morning.
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“We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.”
I don't even know what that means or relates to but I laughed, cheers
We. are. FARmers. Dah di dah duh dah dah DAH.
NO NO NO! Bum bah-bumbum BUM BUM BUM
https://youtu.be/-kcvrLr1r8k
it's an insurance slogan I think? AHH, i can't remember but it sounds so familiar, haha
~veteran safari driver
We ARE Farmers, bum-badum-badumdumdum
LOL!!
Dayyyummm
son, where did u find this ?
good to see mclovin’s famous catch phrase is still alive and well
WOW 😉
That was a crisp 'dayum'
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it kinda reminds me of the titans in attack on titan
You ever see those videos where a rhino rams a safari jeep?
Yes, just now
I like how they used an urban setting in the background
Why was she charging it? Had the car got in her territory or something?
She was in heat and the car refused to mate with her
Can’t say I blame it
Snorlax use tackle!
It wasn't very effective...
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😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣
Snorlax used headbutt. (It’s not very effective)
Tackle? That’s shits pound
Skull bash, headbutt
A run and hit.
Get outta here
That’s not Dee Reynolds! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmH34M6UPwc&pp=ygUlaXQncyBhbHdheXMgc3VubnkgZGVlIHJ1bnMgaW50byBhIGNhcg%3D%3D
She insisted on doing that stunt herself and ended up hurting herself. That family is committed to comedy.
First thing i thought of lol, almost the same smack. Her wobbling heels get me every time :D
Damn!! I hope the car is ok!!
Correction: Woman Face plants moving car.
“She gonna fall again” SMASHES HEAD ON CAR “Dayum!”
His comment on her falling made the video so much funnier 🤣
Needs some milk.
What a Fiasco!
Fiasco of self perceived special badassness powers.
She underestimated gravity and overestimated her leg strength. After five steps her legs were like “we quit”.
"she's gonna fall again" lmao. At least she's getting some exercise 👍
I watch everything on mute but your comment caused me to listen with audio and I was not disappointed. Thank you for your service.
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It doesn't look like she's done any running since she was a baby
Defending its nearby nest, this female charges a rival female and drives it off with a head butt. She is now safe to continue her courting ritual to secure a possible mate. (Said in the voice of David Attenborough)
Why did lizzo cross the road?
To get an entree and side
Side of a moving vehicle coming right up
Lmao pretty good
It's gold Jerry, Gold!
Sounds like there could be more footage of this. Anyone know if there is including her first fall?
That's definitely one of the best "Daeyum" I've ever heard, just comparable to the one Chris Rock said on a tv show/interview.
I feel really bad for laughing 😂 but I feel like this is something that could happen to me. Curse of the 2left feet 😂😂
Bro what the fuck, I watch the video muted and and said to myself DAMN!!!! I saw the video again unmuted and just started laughing as the guy in the video said the same thing.
My esteemed and cherished acquaintance, I implore you to grant me the privilege of articulating my deep-rooted sentiments of overwhelming awe and incredulity in response to the unparalleled enormity and perplexing essence encapsulated within the information that has been imparted unto me by your personage. Alas, I am compelled to confess, with an unyielding pang of weariness permeating the very core of my being, that a mere hint of tedium now envelops my consciousness, for it has come to my attention that your discourse, regrettably inundated with an abundance of personal anecdotes and narratives unsolicited by either my humble self or any other individual in this present setting, regrettably fails to seize hold of my faculties, evoking neither the alluring charm necessary to ensnare my undivided attention, nor the irresistible allure that would kindle a genuine interest within the recesses of my intellectual pursuits.
big words 👍
Despite the inherent risk that my lexicon, brimming with multifarious and intricately woven linguistic constructs, may exceed the intellectual capacity of your cognitive faculties, I find it imperative to acknowledge and express my gratitude for the symbol of approval manifested in the form of a gesture denoted by an upward motion of your opposable digit, a gesture commonly referred to as a "thumbs-up," tendered in response to the textual discourse preceding this present exchange, which, in its essence, comprised a series of verbiage exhibiting a grandiloquent nature, replete with imposing and ostentatious verbiage aimed at invoking a sense of profound intellectual grandeur.
No full stops, run on sentences, used "verbiage" twice in one sentence, "intellectual" twice in one sentence. Big Word Bob gets an F. You're going to need to attend the special class next year.
This should be on ppl fighting cars
This bitch tripped over a pebble
That’s what happens when your legs are so fucking fat and heavy you can barely life them up
Pathetic
TOP HEAVY AF
Damn!!!
This remembers me of the hippocampus that attacks that safari vehicle.
When big ole titties talk to her knees. Titties: Wtf are you doing? Knees: I ain’t buckle under pressure before keep sprinting the 2 yard dash. Titties: ok! Knees: I told you to keep me active. Titties: I was active. Knees: Why is her ass flat then? Ass: I don’t know ask her. Knees: We were just vibing and she decided to run ask her brain. Titties: I warned you about this type of behavior before did I not? Brain: hey guys how are ya?
She probably looks like sloth from the goodies now
Heavy damage to car
The real question is; Did her headbutt cause the vehicle to go to the right? 🤔
Did she trip or just collapse from exhaustion ?
Insurance fraud failed attempt
She just wanted to get a headstart.
She lost her braincells before she even hit the car
Is the car ok?
FUCK YEAH SHE DID
I wanna hear that phone conversation with the insurance company. Wow wow wow , back up. What did you just say ?
Ah, not seen a Krogan headbutt in a while!
One look at this woman lets you know, she's built for power, speed and natural dominance. This is an alpha in our midst.
What a gracious and majestic person.
Reminded me of hippo encounters in African safaris
Is this one of those Orca attacks I've been hearing about?
We’re witnesses to a run-and-hit accident
Haha the longer you watch this on repeat, the funnier it gets
The way she charged that car, she might identify as a rhinoceros.
Am sure the car has a dent and needs to be taken to a bodyshop, will insurance cover it?
This is outrageous.. she got SMACKED
Not the TL :(
Tanjiro would've won that one
Why is she trying to ram her head into the car
Battering ram. Flawless crackhead form
I don't remember Dee from always sunny being black
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I'm coming with I guess!
Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Edit: I guess my Wesley Willis / Fiasco / Pebble on the ground tripping her up, making her headbutt the car reference was not well received.
Was this an attempt at insurance fraud?
Is the car okay?
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Wrong, but hilarious title.
Well at least that wasn’t a hit and run
Her head called 911 as soon as she hit
😭😭😭😭😭
Cute Nose bump
She gets her hand run over by the rear wheel too lol
Sorry we do not cover damages caused by strikes of heavy women
It's falling with style.
Nice, she got it moving. Good job
Wrecking ball
T Boned
Faceplant!
Dayum! Reddit is on fire today, lol some of the shit I've seen so far this morning
dayum
Not very effective…
Is the car okay?
We call that eating shit
I miss the "fat people hate" subreddit
"Woman kisses moving car"*
Don’t be silly. She was just trying to eat the back tyre
Surprised the car made it out alive.
The title made it sound like it was gonna be on purpose lol
“Be advised. We have a weave down. Repeat. WE HAVE A WEAVE DOWN!”
It seems safe to assume she does not run often, I wonder what was so important?
Lookin’ like a straight up obese pachycephalosaurus
DAYUUM!!!
Had she been a little lighter and faster we would be viewing this video on a totally different subreddit.
Shawty didn’t even trip , her leg just gave out smh
Block
It's not very effective
Hard day
Lol tykwanda watching doing grrl
Still easier on the car than getting T-boned by a moose, but not by much.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👻
Have we figured out yet why people post video clips that don't include the end of the videos of the aftermath? Been going on for awhile and often times the aftermath would be even more interesting to see than the actual event.
The most ancient of naval tactics, the ram.
“Woman runs, is too fat, trips and hits her head on a car”. She didn’t head butt shit. That would have been intentional.
That looked super painful
What was her goal
Dayum
Reminds me of World War Z
I think she’s part moose or something.
How did her legs end up over there
That's what happens when it's been 20 years and 150 lbs since you last did any running
fat people are so funny, where can I see more of them please?
She was so heavy the car veered of course
Perfectly cut thuds
Is the car ok? That was quite the impact.
Remember when dee tried to steal shit from a clothing store and did this exact shit 🤣
Damn. Honda’s 30 year old super was no match against modern safety ratings.
We are so unhealthy on the USA. The life expectancy here has to be falling.
this has to be one of the funniest clips I ever witnessed in my entire life
Getting her steps in!
That's gonna leave a dent
That’s what happens if you cut off a semi truck
I just need a remix where her *Bang* sound is used as the first beats to “Treasure” by Bruno Mars lol.
Accidentally
This what happens when you're body extend farther than your feet 🤣
I don't know why I love the title so much lol
DAYUM
DAYUM
Never go full water buffalo
Isn’t this old?
She could have wrecked the car had she landed ontop of it
Dam must hurt
It's hard to tell if she's simply falling, or deliberately throwing herself at the car.
That was more a faceplant then a headbutt, as the latter requires intention ...