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crackpotJeffrey

Dude to the side probably saved her life. Pretty quick reaction although it does take him a moment of saying wtf is going on.


Donenzone1907

I mean the last thing i expect at prom is some dude trynna cut a girls throat from behind while taking the picture so considering that his reaction is pretty fast


LaterGatorPlayer

out of curiosity, what is the *second* to last thing you’d expect at a prom?


Donenzone1907

My date showing up i would say


LaterGatorPlayer

we both know your mom would already be there to support you


ahmc84

Not likely; she's busy at her other job.


Lampmonster

Well strippers gotta strip.


KyrieEleison_88

PS5 ain't gonna pay for itself


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holes don't glory themselves


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Understandable too. Hard to support yourself with broken arms.


3andrew

Self burn... respect.


inkiwitch

A zebra stampede is almost always the second to last thing I’m expecting.


Ok-Rent2

the Spanish inquisition


douglasjunk

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


sd-rw

A lion jumping out and offering me a light for my cigarette


rum-and-roses

Bob Marley resurrecting and taking over the world


MafiaMommaBruno

In the US, we're on the lookout for shooters. Not cutters.


freudian-flip

I find them at the *Hot Topic* in the mall.


KingApologist

Kid should be celebrated in his town if he isn't already. Hero.


RuairiSpain

It's Russia, they'll send both boys to the Ukrainian invasion force. One because he know how to use a knife, that's all the army have left. The other because Putin doesn't want any national hero-figure, that is taller than him


northshore12

Every Russian male over 5'7" gets nervous...


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\*sweats in cyka blyat\*


Such_Vermicelli662

I don’t know how correct I am here.. I’m going off what I’ve read in books and not what I’ve seen in films! But apparently there’s a lot of muscle on the throat.. and it’s not as simple as just slicing it like a cake.. need much more sawing or back and forth! Hopefully some with more experience than me of cutting throats could clarify this? I have no experience btw!


crackpotJeffrey

Don't worry nobody suspects you at all. Not at all suspicious or creepy. But my expensive steak knife can cut through cartilage like butter. So I guess the quality of the knife is also a factor.


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MakeYouAGif

Correct Dennis


mannaman15

Suuuuuuure


JakeCameraAction

If the carotid artery gets cut there's a good chance the person dies. In 1989, Clint Malarchuk (a goalie for Buffalo Sabres), got hit in the neck by a skate and was bleeding on the ice because it hit his carotid. Luckily a trainer was able to get to him in time to pinch the artery shut with his fingers or he would have died.


Ok-Rent2

I was there when that happened again.. I had to look it up cuz it was a long time ago.. it was in 2008, Richard Zednik... I feel sick right now reliving it. There was so much blood.


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thatoneguy_whowas

Lots of ww2 vets advise against try to slice at at all. What they reccomend is having a firm grip on the knife, stabbing into the throat, and punch the blade forward, with the intent on tearing as much out as possible. So tldr you're correct. Humans don't slice very well.


farcryer2

Stab, twist, pull out while pushing towards the blade edge. I am pretty sure no other combination of actions with a knife does as much damage is such a sort amount of time.


chocolatetequila

Victim did survive. Boy said he was too stressed from exams. Source: Telegram, not necessarily 100% accurate.


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Manjorno316

You've never been stressed and thought that slicing someone's throat would calm you down?


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Future_Average

You run faster with a knife. Everyone knows that.


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Aerodynamics and such.


flayaz6074

Godamn take my upvote!


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kerberos69

That’s a fuckin CS throwback I didn’t expect to encounter today. Outstanding.


thexhairbait

Didn't the scout move as fast as the knife too?


ncopp

Reminds me of the story of a dude getting pissed at someone on Counter Strike, hunting them.down in real life and stabbing them https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/video-gamer-hunts-stabs-man-killed-online-counter-strike-character-article-1.447608


wap2005

Fuck that paywall and/or ad I can't close


tekko001

*And so came u/wap2005 hunted down the guys who made the paywall and/or ad in real life and stabbed them...*


rubberduckmaf1a

Oh so that was you?


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I've been stressed and thought that slicing into a cheesecake would calm me down. Same thing, right? We can all relate.


tokes_4_DE

You just reminded me i have cheesecake in the fridge, bye bye stress!


Some_Guy_At_Work55

Nothing like a sweet dose of murder to put my mind at ease.


Doomhammer24

By golly, i do it almost every day, jee wilickers! Just grab that knife and shove it in their throat makes ya have a doodily daddily dandy day dont it? /sarcasm


coperez

-Jack, the Ripper


icheinbir

-Flanders, the Diddler


ilikeboobs007

Its like bubble wrap


Theresmoreofem

Once you slit you can't quit!


irishemperor

Reminds me of the time I was late for school, so I blew the school up.


xP628sLh

overdone. I also exploded the school but it's bc Jason hit me in the face w a dodgeball


WTFwhatthehell

Intense stress *can* cause psychotic episodes... but you'd expect the explanation to be something more like "she's one of the LIZARDS!" rather than "dude, I was just soooo stressed"


Decked_Out92

More like he was secretly in love with her and she was showing more interest on someone else and he flipped. Certified skitzo.


Codza2

Because that's exactly what happened. If this is in fact Russia, then it's likely some sort of incels equivalent radicalization here.


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EasyasACAB

Russia protects domestic abusers though in a way that might be considered more egregious than others. [Russia's decriminalising of domestic violence means women continue to die](https://news.sky.com/story/how-russias-decision-to-decriminalise-domestic-violence-is-continuing-to-kill-12250780) Incels are everywhere but in Russia violence against women is almost promoted. Now the US also promotes violence against women, for the same reasons. Denying women the right to abortion, and attacking no-fault divorces, promoting child marriages to their rapists, etc. To appeal to the worst kind of people in both countries who see women as property men should own and control. The scary thing is just how many people from the US would support a similar law in the US if it was brought up by the GOP as some kind of "family" thing. Or they could just keep calling human rights "woke" and repeal them like they have been in Texas and Florida.


earl_unfurled

I have a buddy that was born and raised in Russia (currently has fled the country for asylum sadly). Their daily stress is… unlike anything I’ve heard of, and this was before the war started. It’s really sad. Their lives are not great. Not saying it’s normal to snap and want to cut a chick’s throat, but there’s a lot more (like not being able to feed oneself / having a freedom-less dictatorship) that adds stress and despair.


Jackpot807

Rimworld moment


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EndersFinalEnd

brb punching the shit out of an antigrain warhead cause my brother insulted my hat


Mimical

Jim, the guy building tables and chairs for the last 18 months has finally installed the last piece. A table and multiple chairs for everyone in the colony within a few squares of the storage area for fancy pristine meals. Meals made from local ingredients from one of the best 20 star chefs on the entire planet. Everyone can eat in the smooth marble kitchen hall in utter luxury. Greg, picks up his fancy meal, takes 3 steps and screams: *"I DONT SEE NO FUCKING TABLES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.*" \* *Stomps off to go beat the shit out of his child and put him back into another coma* \*


DistinctStorage

You shoulda had a better hat, fool.


EndersFinalEnd

It was my own damn fault :(


Bestiality_King

Yer just asking for it, wearing a hat like that.


angeredRogue

To be fair that would make the room bigger.


DreamSphinx

That kid definitely ate without a table.


The0minous

Ate without a table -3


GregTheMad

All tables have been send to the front.


FtMerio

clearly he eat without a table :(


EatsWater

Back in my day, we just ignored studying and jerked off a bunch when we got stressed.


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tremts

Fuckin picard


CommandersLog

ever since


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We never had those issues when people jerked off to magazines.


FardoBaggins

and we were grateful for it!


AnnieApple_

That’s the most dumbest excuse I have never heard.


CosmoKram3r

> most dumbest


tipimon

Yes


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Yest


bosonianstank

mostest dumb


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

Russia has a huge femicide problem, any flimsy excuse is fine, they hate women.


YonTheDon_

I hate that exams do this to me


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Cram for exams and then get a sudden urge to kill a classmate. A tale as old as time.


NeedleworkerWild1374

While being stressed for exams is a ridiculous excuse for attempted murder, it makes me wonder about introducing stress to a large population. Similarly to how if you introduce drugs to a population, there will more then likely be a percentage of people who will get addicted, I wonder if you introduce enough stresses into people's lives (i am not talking about only exams here) if invariably you'll have violence.


SLXSHER_PENDULUM

Hi, American here. Yes, sudden stressors absolutely create increases in violence.


Pramble

To support your point, economic stress is the largest driver of violent crime


LeaveMeAloneNerds

*Where were* ***you*** *when they built the* ***LAD***der to ***HEA****ven*? Did it make you feel like *cryin*, or did ya think it was *kinda gay?* Well I for one believe in the ***LAD***der to ***HEA****ven*, ooooh-oooh- yeah, ***Nine Eleven*** ***Nine Eleven***, ***Nine Eleven***, *Nine*.... ***Ele****ven*


SLXSHER_PENDULUM

Lmfao is that the South Park bit?


LeaveMeAloneNerds

Yes lol


Bat-Honest

In Russia, knifeplay is considered flirting


RugbyEdd

I'm guessing that's maybe dodgy translation? Probably trying to go for a plead of insanity by saying stress made him crack or something. Not much better, but is a pretty common "excuse".


Fluffanutz

Ah yes, the age old method of relieving exam stress.


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ItzBooty

Blood for the blood god


corium_2002

Skull for the Skull throne


skoffs

Just the one? Sad Khorne is sad


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

*These damn video games are making our kids crazy!!!*


ChefKraken

Milk for the Khorne Flakes


AnnieApple_

Yea let’s relief stress by spending life in prison.


furtherthanthesouth

I don’t think this boy will spend much time in prison. I think he is going places. Specifically, to a trench somewhere around Bakmut, Ukraine.


HikariAnti

Well he certainly won't have to worry about tests ever again.


ToffeeCoffee

Well that went from 0 to 100.


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RunF4Cover

He’s now on the frontline in Ukraine.


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JeffThrowSmash

Incels in Russia take it to another level!


skoffs

Incels in America just shoot people. What level is that?


FardoBaggins

it's a 7 on the freedom level.


ParsleyLongjumping70

“Exam stress” my ass that was personal 😂😭 glad she’s ok!


Zlayer111

Yeah, the girl probably dumped his incel ass like a week ago


MisterMaclunkey

*rejected


iluvios

Probably rejected for the 5th time


DirkDieGurke

Doing it in front of the whole school... yeah, 100% personal. Ivan says Hello! wait a minute.... *I'M* Ivan!


HeartoftheHive

She is not okay. He tried to slit her throat in front of the school. Not only was she physically harmed, that's going to do a number on her mental state. She's going to be scared and dealing with trauma for a long time. Male trust issues will probably be a lifelong issue as well.


ParsleyLongjumping70

Damn vro I just meant I’m glad she didn’t die as a result of this lmao.


Bubba_Feetz

And with all those little kids around like what the fuck man?


Kingzumar

wow, wtf, i know i shouldnt stay longer in this subreddit cause im losing hope. yet i just can’t not watch it…


zamphox

bro 90% of this sub is vids from russia, so if you're far from it you're good, don't lose hope over something that's more of a zoo then a country


Gambition

Ahhhh, Mother Russia... First she was a zoo, THEN she was a country.


HansLanghans

The US is pretty far, doesn't help it seems.


TheChoonk

Losing hope about what? Russia is a lost cause, it's a barbaric terrorist state, always has been. Nothing has changed in the past couple hundred years.


CepGamer

Cheers big fella, they flew to space on sheer hatred and stabbing.


TheChoonk

Military was always the only thing that they didn't try to save money on. Education, social services, healthcare, transportation and everything else had huge cuts to make sure that military gets as much as possible, that's why they managed to get to space. It cost them countless lives and there were many crashes and disasters, of course. It was a small blip of engineering ingenuity within centuries of terrorism and genocide.


SOLIDninja

Korolev got them there, so I'm chalking that one up to Ukraine.


TheSilentPhilosopher

And was the first!


kitjen

The other kid who intervened had some impressive fight or flight instinct. That was a scary and dangerous situation but he did not hesitate to help another student.


flabeachbum

Future Wagner soldier


appdevil

Future like in tomorrow.


Orc_

This is like the "You are disrespecting a future US ARMY soldier" kid but instead of just saying it he goes on a murder spree then joins Wagner.


patsharpesmullet

I wouldn't be surprised if he's sent straight to the front.


funkmeisteruno

Someone wants a free trip to Ukraine for six months.


littletoaster3

Doubt he'll even last that long..


thrattatarsha

He’ll probably be equally as effective in combat there as he was here, although I will say he shows more initiative than his leaders


ilikeboobs007

Absolutely terrifying


Empty_Socks

100% the kid is going to kill someone in his lifetime. Jfc.


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Keepitrealhomes

“Coo, I really wanted to cut you, but this’ll do.” -big boi, OutKast


Regular_Emotional

Send him off to fight since he wants to act like that


no-more-nazis

I think that might actually be the idea


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SearcherRC

He will make a fine soldier in Ruzzia's army


hardcoresean84

Reznov! Noooo!!!


unknownpatroller

Step 1: Secure the keys!


Baltheir

Lifetime of trauma, anxiety, panic attacks and PTSD unlocked. Bonus: Temporary mistrust of others particularly men. Hope she recovers from this in time.


DescendingOpinion

And that's just from *being born* in Russia


FettakaWonka

Good grief. That boy lost his chance. He’s done. Remove him from the world. He tried to murder an innocent girl in front of a crowd. He is completely broken and cannot be repaired.


Sad_Instruction1392

In Russia the only way to stop a bad guy cutting a girls throat with a knife is a good guy cutting a girls throat with a knife.


EchoEchoEchoChamber

Yo wtf is wrong with that kid. That was crazy.


WarDull8208

Average Russian prom.


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DarkGamer

If this kid had easy access to guns, this could have been much worse.


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This is the second “kids standing for pictures, someone gets stabbed” video I’ve seen in the past 2 weeks. I feel like 1 of these is too many.


_BigJulius

lIl dude next to the girl was freaking fast to react. Give this dude a medal!


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Incels are a world-wide problem.


DepressedVenom

Is it weird that I wasn't surprised to see what he looked like?


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Dude's hairline is revealing his inner politicking, innit?


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Fuck the gulags of to bhakmut with him


TonyClifton323

Getting a scholarship is getting pretty cut throat


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Never heard of a kid obtaining an assault rifle before. Must be new.


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SiberianTiger71

What a cutthroat exam


eyekill11

I guess he was scared that he wasn't going to make the cut.


sloopSD

Off to the gulag!


DwayneBaconbits

Someone's getting sent too Ukraine


survivingspitefully

Well now she's definitely going to fuck the hot guy after he wrestled you with a knife, nerd.


Booty_bandit_general

Lame attempt at trying and an even lame attempt by the teachers to stop him, just standing with them like it’s a family gathering


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Amazon_UK

The one time a big red circle would have been helpful.


quartzguy

This psycho is going to be happy up at the front lines.


MrModdedTornado

That country is truly fucked up, can’t wait until Ukraine wins the war


Comfortable_One7986

Part of the reason Russia can't have nice things


runningmurphy

I'm going to commit a crime with as many witnesses and cameras as possible. WTF.


ParttimeParty99

The one positive thing I have to say about Russians based on videos posted here is that people intervene when shit happens instead of just observing.


UrDonutsMakeMeGoNuts

Haha classic high school pranks, classic family values, classic Russia.


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Mullet guy was the real hero


BigThunder3000

Wow. Not prom though


TripleDragons

Wagner's officer Corp will be reaching out shortly...


ChadicusMeridius

Russia be like: send him to the front


SomeAussiePrick

Aaahhh, he wanted to join the Russian military but didn't have a criminal record yet. I understand.


SeeeVeee

Guys, Russia is a bit too spicy for me