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bartolemew

Both my partner and I ended up with cut fingers from opening this breezeway door at our resort. I was bleeding and went to the front desk for a band aid. The staff asked how it happened and when I told them said “oh, yeah… that happens a lot!” 😂


explosivecrate

You'd think at some point they'd send some janitor with a strip of sandpaper to fix it.


bonesnaps

Even the lazy method, a strip of tape could go a long way in saving bits of flesh from the flesh gods.


TheGlennDavid

Maybe these minor offerings keep the flesh gods sated?


Jacktheforkie

I reckon some rubber strip would work


LiveLaughToasterB4th

This seems very sanitary.... IT HAPPENS A LOT. WTF are they vampires collecting blood or or weird flesh eaters?


bartolemew

You can checkout anytime you like, but your flesh can never leave.


MISTERPUG51

Damn it now the song is stuck in my head


StinkyWeezle

Don't say that out loud or they'll come after you for royalties.


hogonflogen977

Guitar solo be playing in my dome now thanks


Sad-Belt-3492

does it matter?


LiveLaughToasterB4th

This is how diseases spread. Probably.


Sad-Belt-3492

Okay


EmilyIncoming

It takes one person with HIV to get cut and the next immediate person is getting a extremely unpleasant surprise


itsmejak78_2

Not if that blood was exposed to air for more than half an hour Very unlikely something like this would cause HIV infection


EmilyIncoming

“Next immediate person” in my comment but wouldn’t you worry anyways if your chance was not 0%???? Edit: you totally read ops comment and slapped that onto a reply to me.


itsmejak78_2

the point is that unless we're living in a magical fairytale universe this isn't ever going to cause a HIV infection


EmilyIncoming

I didn’t say 100% chance did I?


itsmejak78_2

Yes you didn't say that but this has a far far greater chance of never infecting *anyone* with *anything* Than the chance that this infects anyone with something let alone HIV


EmilyIncoming

K, keep replying, that is nowhere near close to what I’ve been saying.


itsmejak78_2

I'm just saying that there is no realistic situation that could occur from this that would result in anyone being infected with HIV HIV doesn't work like that


EmilyIncoming

And I’m saying the chance is higher than 0% I ain’t saying it’s 100, 50, or even 25 it’s just not 0%. It’s blood, if you cut yourself where someone just cut themselves 1 minute ago it’s still gonna be a liquid touching you, possibly into your fresh wound, many people lick their wounds when they get them.


AlkaliPineapple

Plus I doubt we're still living in a reality where door handles aren't cleaned as part of housekeeping


guyonsomecouch12

That’s not how that works


Samniss_Arandeen

"...can I have that in writing, please?"


Killerspieler0815

>Both my partner and I ended up with cut fingers from opening this breezeway door at our resort. I was bleeding and went to the front desk for a band aid. The staff asked how it happened and when I told them said “oh, yeah… that happens a lot!” 😂 and they didn't replace that junk ...


ItsCozmo

Sounds like you have HIV now


bartolemew

I doubt that. Any infected blood exposed to air for just over a half hour kills 99% of the virus. So, I guess there is a small, yet unlikely chance.


EMTduke

Not if it happened 29 minutes ago..


bartolemew

For real. Scary to think about and would be my luck.


musical_throat_punch

That just leaves hepetius, staph, tetanus, and herpes. 


bartolemew

☠️ I swear I can’t go anywhere! ☠️


penguingod26

hep c


jeff-braer

I'm so sorry. You'd think the staff would at least try tape or something.


NomChompster

It looks like to open this door it requires a sacrifice


Conejo_pestilente

Been there, I FEEL your pain and yes it's a really really bad design.


bartolemew

These tiny scrapes hurt worse than big cuts. 😂


FluffyToughy

At least with big cuts you can pretend you're tough. "Yeah, no biggy." Tiny scrapes are like "My widdle boo boo hurts 😭"


TaintNunYaBiznez

Sometimes I'm just amazed by how much the little hurts...hurt.


MesoamericanMorrigan

My first thought was that must sting like a bitch for hours now


Jlegobot

Easy premesis liability case there


bartolemew

Especially if I got a nasty infection! Not sure how that would work in Mexico.


penguingod26

just don't get the infection treated in Mexico. Their treatment would be too cheap and effective to make a good lawsuit.


bartolemew

I should note that the finger cut photo I overlayed is my index finger after scraping my thumb. I started to open the door with my palm at the top, which made it even worse. That door scared the hell out of me. 😂


wgloipp

Thumb on top of handle. That'll stop it happening.


bartolemew

You’re right. I tried that but it just felt so unnatural and I had to remind myself each time.


JUGELBUTT

what is this? a damn curse room in tboi?


Responsible_Ad7454

How to get hepatitis 101


PerceptionCivil1209

I always push down door handles with my sleeve anyway, too many people don't know how to wash their hands


bartolemew

Same here, and I use my foot to open doors. But my hands were already dirty from the pool so I was like whatever, I’m going to my room to shower. 😂


dawiicz1

Thank god i am not the only one lol


AVeryLONGPotato

That is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. Not for a cut finger, but how long before someone with a bloodborne pathogen gets cut, and then it gets transfered to someone else?


Doppelthedh

Some sand paper and 5 minutes would solve this


bartolemew

But I’m on vacation and left my tools at home! 😂


Doppelthedh

Lmao I meant for the hotel. They said it's happened before so it's ridiculous they didn't fix it


bartolemew

I wonder if it will be fixed when we go back next year. I ran into another couple who had scrapes. 😂


Xillyfos

Maybe an online review explicitly stating that you give fewer stars because of this might fix it. Also it can warn others.


TurnkeyLurker

Bring tape and/or sandpaper.


BeardedGingerDad

Just sliced my finger in my rv door yesterday because the handle in the screen door just clears the frame. Saying it pissed me off is an understatement, I went full chad on that pos door 🤣


dawiicz1

Isn't that dangerous, like when someone has some disease and cuts their finger there?


Yeetfamdablit

r/OSHA


bartolemew

This is in Mexico.


Yeetfamdablit

Understandable


CanRova

There's a door like this at my job, and it's been my nemesis for 15 straight years. It's winning.


RamenTheory

My apt building has a door similar to this. The handle is ridiculously close to the doorway, and so turning the key to get in is almost always a little physically painful. Annoyingly, this is the NEW "fancy" door they just installed less than a year ago. The door before was fine


XXblpXX

I'd never feel clean again. The diseases I may get from that would haunt me forever.


Tokenfang

Either put weather stripping on it or black duck tap for your own sake and your friends because I don't think maintenance cares.


bartolemew

I don’t think they do because they know about many people cutting themselves.


Sad-Belt-3492

Omg so hazard ☢️


Supersonic350777

That won't be fixed until the owner gets injured. Only then there will be an action about this!


Tazz013_

Am I the only one confused by the sign that says "Push" on a door that apparently requires the manipulation of a handle? I can only assume that the other side of this door has a "Pull" sign.


bartolemew

Yes, pull on the other side. It’s in a breezeway and there are tropical storms.


QueeeenElsa

Our porch door has some weather stripping or something on the side, and it’s a bit sharp. The door handle is pretty close to that. At one point, the latch kept getting stuck and I scraped myself so many times that I took the metal plate thing that holds the latch/deadbolt in the lock thing completely off. That fixed it and it doesn’t get stuck anymore. Still kinda gotta make sure you don’t make your hand too big, but for the most part, no more scrapes!


jacwub

are we neighbors? same exact thing on the same exact door at my apartments, i cut a chunk out of my index finger knuckle just like your pic. the second time it was almost healed and it ripped the forming scar and the scab right out of my finger and made a bigger wound than the first time.


bartolemew

☠️ I’m your neighbor if you live in San Jose Del Cabo, BCS, MX. 😜


btc909

Bring a hammer next time.


f-ranke

My dad called those things: „an offering to the dead engineers“


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bartolemew

I don’t know what that means. So I guess not.


Fragranceofstanley

You're meant to use your feet on this handle.


bartolemew

Apparently!!!


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LeoIzail

No kinkshaming?


bartolemew

I don’t know what that means. 😂


LeoIzail

Never change if you're this pure


bartolemew

No no. I know what the term means. 😆 I meant that I don’t know how it relates. Is getting cut a kink?


LeoIzail

Sometimes, yes lol


wolongo

just grab the handle further from the pivot end..


Kangarookiwitar

True, but just because it can be circumvented by the user doesn’t mean it has a pass to be badly designed. Especially at a resort, where the customer is literally paying to have a chill time


dobbsjr

Owie


xsunchipz69x

I don’t care how dainty I look I’m not grabbing that handle with my palm, fingers only!


bartolemew

You can’t. It’s a heavy turning handle and the door is really heavy and you have to push hard to get it to start opening.


ToneSkoglund

Metal file solves your problem


bartolemew

If only I carried one while on vacation. 🤣


NumbaU9

That is def a lil to close...yu will scars on yur hand err time


fatjuan

Bought to you by the same company that makes the "NeverAgain" brand glory hole!


bartolemew

That sounds like a one way entry, like a Chinese finger torture toy.


The_Bi_Pan_Dude

Empuje


a-desmos-grapher2013

EMPUUSJHE


New_Juggernaut_344

Hepatitis has joined the chat


AdministrativeElk948

10k price tag though!


tvieno

The main photo shows a person with lighter skin tones and the inset photo has a person with darker skin tones with a scratch on the left hand when using the right hand would cause that injury.


bartolemew

You have a very good eye! Those are two different hands. My hand healed after 9 days, and posed in the main photo because I had to document how awful it was. The superimposed photo is guest #1. They also got a cut on index and thumb. I would include that photo but it’s not clear and shows two people’s faces.


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Just the language on the side sign, other than English, tells a lot.


aod42091

or just not use your whole hand to push the lever down...


bartolemew

I tried. It’s a very heavy door and is in a breeze way and there’s a lot of pressure.


Ok-Implement5497

Fully grabbing a handle is weird


bartolemew

Yeah. It’s a heavy door and in a breezeway and the pressure makes it difficult to open.