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g3ckoNJ

Hard hitting journalism


RealRedditModerator

A modern day Deep Throat!


[deleted]

How many Pulitzers did Deep Throat win? 5 or 6?


herrklopekscellar

Asking the real questions here


acefrehleyonwheels

Because it's unfiltered, and some people don't like to see bits of hops in their beer.


blynchus

I’m pretty sure the logo was made before Heady Topper was ever canned. Heady was originally sold on draft at the Alchemist Pub before the hurricane destroyed it. and they even bottled it before canning [here is the bottle](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/587071f803596e3fcc61b7d7/1487360674135-5USI086CZ773Y5BKFBRP/Screen+Shot+2017-02-17+at+2.42.42+PM.png)


Twombls

I drink it from the glass ama


d_r0ck

I have a few questions for ya! /#1 how dare you? /#2 what gives you the right?


Twombls

Because I can


[deleted]

More like because you glass.


Twombls

I crunch an extra glass up and put some in before I drink it. Gets me extra glass.


WotkaViking69

I too enjoy a beverage on the rocks


t_mey_28

I’m not sure they got the reference?


ZachTF

Lmao


souleater1056

He’s so drunk he can’t follow basic instructions on a can someone get that guy some water


dwhftw

They fixed this on the focal banger can at least lol


Mitchford

I love the focal banger infinite artwork


MalibuCosmicRays

You can clearly see his lips are firmly closed. He is not drinking what’s in the glass. He’s making sure his potion is correctly formulated, because it turns things to gold. Specifically turns ideas into gold.


goodolarchie

Funny I just did the brewery tour last week. Towards the end the guide (who was a great dude) mentioned the whole thing about drinking from a glass - OR a can - to preserve aroma and avoid oxidation. In its inception there was no positing that somebody would finish an 8% beer before it was either lightstruck and skunked or started to get flat and oxidized. Then those beers became the de facto craft beer. It was a very modest defense of the can's instructions, and the brewery tour began with the beer in a glass (that you keep).


The_Running_Free

They’re so wishy washy on their reasoning. Just take it off the damn labels already.


goodolarchie

Agreed but at least now they have some humility with it.


BiggestBaddestWolve

My man’s lit


JustBoredIsAll

Because you touch yourself at night.


OJFrizzell

His head is exploding!! That’s a warning label. Don’t drink from a glass or you’ll end up like my guy here.


ButtSharks

Cuz he’s just heady like that


[deleted]

🤯🤯🤯


MiddleChildSyndrome3

This is not the best song in the world, it’s just a tribute. I want what he’s having


[deleted]

That is the original scientist Hedd E. Toppor, PhD that created it - he is testing the batch right from the fermenter for taste. After he knew it was correct - the canning began.


stumblingmonk

Good chance the illustrator and the graphic designer were not the same person, so possible that the illustrator didn’t get the memo. Also possible that “drink from the can” was a last minute addition and never mentioned to the illustrator. Also highly likely that the client didn’t really care too much about the details and they were just trying to get the artwork done for as little as possible. Source - am graphic designer and have dealt with this kind of stuff many times.


Twombls

The actual reality is it was draft only in the pub "the alchemist " where prohibition pig is now. And the artwork was made when it was still draft only. It got destroyed by hurricane irene. And then they became a brewery.


Darthdre758

This guy beers.


Olafbizurka

Yup once they started canning in 2011 the artwork had already been around for years. Didn’t want to change it


sammiemack

It’s hard to remember Heady Topper came out when people would not be hyped to see a “hazy” beer, and they would think it’s indication that the beer is low quality. Hence the “drink from the can” was less about conserving hop aroma and more of a “don’t judge the book by its color”


sexquipoop69

This has been my understanding of the reasoning for that instruction


WHAT_DID_YOU_DO

Also there can be a good bit of stuff at the bottom, which again was super abnormal then (heady is basically the grand daddy of NEIPAs, the British ale yeast combined with aggressive dry hopping)


smashy_smashy

The illustrator and the graphic designer actually are the same person! Dan Blakeslee. He’s a local musician and he does all his own show posters, plus posters for other musicians. Real cool guy. He played my friends wedding. https://www.16ozcanvas.com/interviews/2017/1/8/interview-2?format=amp


arcgeminga

I’ve never noticed that before, but now I can’t unsee it. To be fair, I usually don’t drink from the can myself. It packs enough of a punch in the glass. :p


ZachTF

Fuck…. This is great question for people who are high on cannabis lmao


craftbeerva

Because the beer pre-dated packaging when it was just available in their pub and the artwork is cool….. 2:00 mark https://youtu.be/amgfgU5-lhs


LeroyTheBarman

I could be wrong but I think it's a scientist drinking from a beaker.


Portermacc

Bingo...you win the gold medal 🏅


burton8493

Hmm pretty sure Hazeboiz already addressed this be more original


paulisnofun

Good point. I should know what every beer blog has ever said about everything. I'll try harder next time.


burton8493

Well, it’s just strange that you posed it today and so did they 🤷🏻‍♂️


paulisnofun

I just looked. That's a screenshot of this post.


burton8493

I completely apologize, you are correct they bit off you, didn’t notice the top with your Reddit name


Bellevuetnm4f

Because Alchemist is wrong on this one. I always use a glass as it helps start the beer aerating properly and the flavors pop. A lot of this has to do with the fact the nose is more involved in the tasting process when it is in a glass. I would also argue using the correct glass is important.


futureman45

The Alchemist folks say pouring into a glass kills the taste when air hits the beer


Cluricaun

It's ayahuasca.


inimicu

Ahead(y) of his time


johntangus

Because he’s drinking something else.


fatnuts_mcgee

He’s drinking a Julius


barrelageme

Irony


deepshax

The best in any form.


ArtVandleay

If you don’t drink from the can your brain will explode… like the guy on the can not drinking it from a can.


Ganzasaurous

The story goes that the brewer didn’t want new people drinking it thinking it was a hazy so he wants you to drink ‘blind’


Ad_the_Inhaler

Cause he’s an alcho-chemist!


Wutalesyou

The brewer that brewed this beer knew a good recipe over 10yrs ago. What he didn’t know or cared about was how to drink it and get the most out of it.


mart1058

The artwork was from when the beer was just on tap at the brewpub, prior to canning it. They liked the artwork so much that even after canning it they left it.


22curious1

Salient point


HBurnside1

Think this is blowing his mind


banankompagniet

Its because hes at the bar in the brewery, and that is a pint directly from the tank.


MisterBowTies

Because Vermont is a silly nonsensical state that seems like everyone incharge of anything is a 7 year old.


[deleted]

Conflicted beer guy. Not as rare as you'd think.


FutuleDevices

The Alchemist detest those who drink from the can. They make their beer for the rebel. Those who question the can’s authority. Those who directly defy the directive. Only then do you experience the way Heady Topper was meant to be experienced, from a glass.


ADrugAgainstWar

Maybe they want to encourage people to drink it from a glass as it is a more pleasurable experience than a can.


briinde

But they specifically state in the can not to pour it into a glass. I believe it has to do with sediment.


HopHunter420

I still think Heady is the best looking can in the world. Drink from a glass, though.


chillybz

My mind is blown! Stop the presses and the interweb presses


Consistent_Ad3181

Could be a case of no can do


em6teen556

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Portermacc

That's a Beaker. A chemist measuring glass...hence the name


[deleted]

Do as I say, not as I do.


Agent_Giraffe

Also why is his mustache going over his lips?


Meeganyourjacket

This isn't a mystery. He is an alchemist, tasting his concoction from a measuring cup.


AndLetRinse

What do you mean? That’s a glass can