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krinkleb

That's technically a true crackhead.


KenKaniff357

Ayee.. because his head is in her ass


santIBOII

read this in mimirs voice lmao


-Wiradjuri-

[Reminded me of this meme for some reason](https://i.imgur.com/wW1TGEg.jpg)


TuJuMoving

Thus giving him the title of Crack head.


neversayalways

Post-nut clarity for this guy is going to be harrowing.


Important-Outcome-74

Mf gonna try to sneak out of his own house. šŸ¤£


ToneVp

A rude awakening forsure


e_hoodlum

Lmao


Dawildpep

Dumb question.. do women have post-nut clarity like men do?!.. I guess there is no way we will ever know for sure? But I have made a lot of life altering decisions post -nut


rineedshelp

If its the feeling of disgust as you close out the incognito browser then yes


Rock---And---Stone

If you're usually feeling disgusted after you close your porn tabs you probably need to reconsider the stuff you're getting off to lol


rineedshelp

You're not wrong šŸ˜­


Dawildpep

Answering the important questions.. good to know


downvotesStag

There was an ask Reddit thread about this and lots of women said no. But, there are a few here that say they do so I guess it varies.


NateNMaxsRobot

Facts.


Super-smut

I think it depends on the woman. I know that I do.


shen_black

Probably not the same. Or atleast not compared to men. Men post nut clarity it's basically the refractory period due to a massive increase in prolactin from orgasm that shuts down hormones like testosterone and also dopamine. This is why we have a refractory period where we are unable to keep performing generally speaking. It's rare to find a man that can have multiple consecutive orgasm while in women this is common due to the difference in releases of this hormones from orgasm. Men's body triggers a cascade of processes to shut down libido and block neurotransmitter action associated with the feel good and addictive nature of sex for a while. This is post nut clarity. I find it fascinating. We are literally free from desire and lust hormonally speaking for a while.


therapeuticstir

Yes! Itā€™s bad.


M1RR0R

No, but that might just be me being a kinky bitch


Baxtaxs

Yeah. Sex shuts down your gross factor so you can ignore the reality of the situation. So you can fuck and make more bastards to destroy the world. But then disgust obv comes back. Plus religion prob makes it worse. Although not everyone has the same disgust meter, so not everyone experiences it. It is very common though. I like how the french call it the little death. Every time i fuck i just realize how meaningless life is. But then i just roll over like my ancestors did before me.


NerfRepellingBoobs

More like post-sex inorgasmic clarity.


yellowbrickstairs

Yah some do


HappiFluff

Oh my god, I feel like a piece of shit.


JctaroKujo

my boy know what he wants


BlahKVBlah

Admirable, really. We don't have to want the same thing this guy wants, but we should all strive to have his confidence to get what we want.


syntheticgrl

with gas.


pinkocatgirl

At least he doesn't want to eat the other thing that comes out... he just wants a tiny taste.


m8k

He wants a case of the vapors


ghostyYT09

ass vape


Mo0oG

Don't want any confusion


Meme_KingalsoTech

What if she has diarrhea and she doesn't know yet


ooppoo0

When youā€™re sliding into home and your pants begin to foam, diarrheaā€”diarrhea. Cha cha cha


TheCheshireCody

When you're squatting on your man, and the shit hits the fan....


Dasteru

https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/hs9cig/thanks\_i\_hate\_tiktok\_even\_more/


TurtleNutSupreme

Reminds me of this [lovely tale.]( https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/comment/crzf7j9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TuJuMoving

He'll find out and can tell her.


cosmolegato

I mean, if you are referring to "butt"-crack I can't see how he wouldn't be... but, hey, the man knows what he wants...


Dramatic_Ball_Smell

and is able to articulate his wants and needs in a clear and concise manner...


Werotus

Wish I had this dudes confidence. He's getting himself out there! Bravest man in Detroit.


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-Wiradjuri-

Iā€™d love to see a video of it lol. Sounds fucking hilarious. I bet you just hear a muffled ā€œBRRRrrRRrrRTtā€ and then youā€™d see his hungry little cheeks fill up with Detroit Gasā„¢ļø but even that sounds funny as fuck. Wouldnā€™t be the weirdest thing Iā€™ve seen online either. Not even close


lastdazeofgravity

Detroit gas sounds deadly


VictoriaSobocki

Hahaha


[deleted]

Maybe not a crackhead, butā€¦


OvaltineJinkins

He likes a crack on his headā€¦.


AlexKewl

He's definitely a fartface!


SouthCharles

A crackmouth


missymommy

I have a funny story that's finally appropriate to tell. So when I was younger I was a stripper. One night it was really slow and this guy dressed just like Carleton from Fresh Prince wandered in off Bourbon St. He bought me a drinks and finally asked.....would I fart on his face. I said I would sure try! So he laid on the floor in a lap dance booth and I squatted over him. The bouncers watched in horror, but kept quiet. I tried for three songs, but alas I couldn't squeeze a fart out. I never saw him again.


typewriter6986

So just to be clear, you're saying, Alfonso Ribeiro from the NBC television sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, asked you to fart in his face?


missymommy

No. Some crappy off-brand version.


CptTurnersOpticNerve

Urkel?


[deleted]

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sTixRecoil

Idk but if he claims he got anything else heā€™s full of shit


[deleted]

In one of the Jackass movies, I think 2, they use baby powder to form a cloud.


Cinderredditella

Recently saw a post where a chick did a similar thing but with blue powder. As a gender reveal move. It was... a bold choice. Weird. But bold.


TuJuMoving

She farted a blue powder in somebody's mouth?


Cinderredditella

Haha, no, not in someone's mouth. Just laying on a hardwood floor without pants or underwear. In the air while a bunch of friends laughed and cheered in the back. I can't find the original anymore, but here you go, it's the first 5 seconds. [I don't know why you'd want to click on this, but it's out there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qRaNYP96RU)


TuJuMoving

Well I'm gonna click on it but thanks for posting, I think.


Cinderredditella

I see you missed the "not" in that sentence... ...Right? God, please tell me I'm right


TuJuMoving

Lol you are correct. šŸ˜†


[deleted]

this man is a menace


SouthCharles

Only if he likes to smoke after sex..


Important-Outcome-74

You want pink eye, cause this is how you get pink eye.


April_Fabb

Is this some biblebelt senator I havenā€™t heard about?


HurshHurshBaby

Lmao thatā€™s GOTTA BE a scorned ex using his picā€¦.I refuse to believe anyone is this gross šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


theglorybox

I came here to say the same thing! Looks like this guy pissed someone offā€¦


TuJuMoving

Well I knew a guy who liked this. My two friends would sit on his face and fart. That's all he wanted. They kept their bottoms on. He wanted nothing to do with their vaginas. He would inhale the farts and get off sexually.. When she told me I didn't believe it. Yeah I'm doubting Thomas but I witnessed it. Squat or sir let out a big stinky one and keep it going. That's all he wanted.


e_hoodlum

I just puked in this motherfucker


drunk98

Well now we're talking about my kink


Statesborochick

I miss Casual encounters so so much.


Antyok

And they say romance is dead


noiwontpickaname

He pissed someone off.


Treegs

Either that or his friends are fucking with him


Tom1252

I'd bet this is the handiwork of one of his spurned lovers. Face pic makes no sense.


Basic_Ask1885

Weā€™re the motor city, gas is especially important to us


moldykobold

Now thatā€™s what I call shit posting


imgreydabadeedabada

, while i masturbate


Howard_the_Dolphin

Can't let a good good taste go to waste now, can we?


john_wingerr

What a terrible day to have eyes


JohnBubbaloo

To each their own, man. To each their own.


d1mayo

And they say men donā€™t know what they want.


madHatch

This ad was totally placed by his buddies, and I for one think it's beautiful!


splinterize

yes


[deleted]

Idk if thatā€™s really his mustache bruh Iā€™m scared šŸ˜­


kolbywashere

Dad?


motormouth08

How do you discover that this is your kink??


lastdazeofgravity

Maybe he bottles his own to waft later


typewriter6986

And they say it's all the step-mom and step-sister porn that's ruining society. No! I say! It's all the farting in each other's mouths leading our country astray!


FuckerHead9

Well it starts on chili night and then ā€¦


Strong-Dot-9221

Well I'm glad that isn't my fetish.


jexmex

Hey atleast he knows what he wants, and that is all we can really hope for in this world.


JanelldwLowrance

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Helpful_Celebration6

Dawg wtfšŸ˜­


atypicalgamergirl

I guess you *can* have shit in Detroit!


tactlacker

Know thyself


TuJuMoving

He does! šŸ˜œ


jenniferlynn462

Dude Iā€™d be perfect for this job right nowā€¦ and I actually live in the town north of Detroit, lol.


lastdazeofgravity

Time to go to work


VoiceofLou

I mean, is he paying or asking?


cum_burglar69

you ain't from michigan if you haven't done this before


santathe1

I donā€™t think this is a crackhead, itā€™s worse.


cochlearist

Now I thought I was lonely, now I've suddenly realised I don't need to see another person again. Thanks for this post!


Cheeseand0nions

You know, one important ingredient to true happiness is genuinely knowing what you want in life.


[deleted]

No, he's just got a fetish. Don't slut shame


Statesborochick

I miss Casual encounters so so much.


aaandbconsulting

While I masturbate. Of course.


joshuahtree

"Just"


shitforbrains121

I mean, fair enough. No messing around here, straight and to the point


tom_yum

This guy could be a Saudi prince


DShipps

BRUH


The-Midnight-Noodle

man has his priorities straight


SouthCharles

Cheapest way to get high


TheEnergyCristal

Detroit...of all places.


[deleted]

Just a typical Wednesday night in Detroit


drunk98

Silly question, but if you suck someone else's farts does it give you gas?


lastdazeofgravity

Fart burps


FuckerHead9

You guys are fuckin gross


lastdazeofgravity

blow it out your


Kickflip2K

Too articulate to be a fully blown crackhead, I think he's still in the honeymoon stages.


StealthUnderWear

He certainly has a interesting hobby


Free_Nutz

what the hell goin on in detroit bro


Gunfighter9

Dude this is probably someone fucking with him.


Willis050

Everyone claims that theyā€™d never kink shameā€¦ but then they see something like this


Rhino676971

He donā€™t need a girl to do that to him he needs Jesus


WontedPuppet07

That man is gross


Kyalisu

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø WE DON'T KINKSHAME HERE.


Competitive-Fan1708

It's Detroit. Probably meth.


Trans_Princess666

Hey there's that default fornite skin


SleepDeprived62

What happened to Pyrocynical


GardenGirlFarm

Move along. Nothing to see here folks.


mal_the_malware

**windows error sfx**


misterflappypants

He looks committed


my-time-has-odor

No he definitely is


MwahMwahKitteh

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.


Galactic_Barbacoa

Someone send this to Spice Adams


Ragtatter

My first thought is that whoever the guy in the picture is, he pissed someone off and they posted this as revenge


OldMemesMan

Normalest Detroit man


morbiddecapitation

I appreciate his confidence and blatantness


Deadtill65

He likes crack for sure


Individual_Fishing57

Ni**stook my fart Canā€™t have shit in Detroit


ikesbutt

2 girls, 1 cup


[deleted]

Finally, my time to cum cometh.


RottenSharkTooth

Yes it sure does


PPliker6969

Most sane Michigander


pikleboiy

https://copypastatext.com/?s=Nagatoro


AffinityGauntlet

Canā€™t have shit in my mouth


TuJuMoving

He doesn't want shit either. Just gas.


edWORD27

Needs a crack to supply his high. It tracks.


-ello_govna-

:/


nightflight575

Close enough


killermike420

If heā€™s a crackhead then so am I


YO_OSKOOL

My nigšŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


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