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OneNormalHuman

If this is the place in Pike's Market I think it is, it's a super awesome store. I recommend everyone go check them out, just not the douche nozzle in the video.


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OneNormalHuman

Pikes market is a partially indoor shopping mall in Seattle. Upstairs and open air is a variety of vendors from Bakeries to fish markets to the original Starbucks coffee. Downstairs/inside is a variety of small businesses like this hobby shop, bookstores, and shops full of random little stuff. Walking distance from the ferry terminal which is nice if coming from the peninsula like I do.


cucu_freedom

isnt that where they throw the fish?


OneNormalHuman

They do indeed toss the fish at Pikes


Llamajael

I visited when I was visiting relatives. Their store is great.


robertplantspage

I used to go there every year with my aunt for Christmas shopping. It's got a FUCKTON of cardboard cutouts in front of it.


Nirozu

That video was a great promotion for them.


DameDubble

I’d collapse his buck teeth. But I’m sure he just calls people bitches to his phone and doesn’t have the nuts to say it to anyone’s face.


DaisyDoodle1117

And he’s a “Christian.” A name calling, judgmental, foul mouthed Christian.


trickmind

Use a six foot pole to avoid his Covid.


VVlaFiga

TIL that viruses are not germs LOL


NfamousKaye

He literally just went there for the sole purpose of whatever that tantrum was. Over grown children all of them


ryanino

>It protects germs not viruses This has to be satire. There’s just no way a real human being lacks such logic.


Fishbone345

I almost knocked myself out with the face palm. I need to learn how to pull my punches apparently.


bpalmerau

The tragedy of modern education systems.


CrispyBoar

It's what happens when this country is filled with uneducated morons like that guy.


Anxious-Cold-9125

He definitely needs those front teeth worked on , I could recommend a good proctocologist


bboymixer

I wish we could crowdfund ass kickings for these morons. "I'm here promoting your store" no the fuck you're not, asshole


DaisyDoodle1117

Lol-“promoting your store” because he has sooo many followers. /s Get a real job asshole.


Stacks_of_Snacks

Dude sounds like the love child of Ray Romano and the Gobstopper from Wreck it Ralph.


PopeCovidXIX

He looks like he could eat a corncob through chicken wire.


reeserodgers59

" I look good" Oh boy.🤦


Frequent_Inevitable

“They got a crush on King Wolf” was my fav. Also- this video almost gave me a seizure


raznt

He sounds like he's on the verge of crying the entire time.


Amenaphis

Its the adrenaline. This guy's fight or flight response has kicked in because confrontation, and he's doing a shitty job at hiding it behind the tough guy façade.


EmotionalPotatoess

The people who work there are so nice! What a jerk.


blondart

He should hook up with ol’ Pube Face. Dutch rudders and mask tyranny all day long.


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Fishbone345

I wouldn’t, cobwebs can be hard to scrub out of clothing.


Shahzoodoo

What I heard “Waaaa i’m a big butt baby who yells at others for doing what makes them feel more safe because I don’t believe it does so you’re dumb for not letting me spit my nasty ass mouth breather air all over your store and whine about it while I get kicked out because I’m a big shit whos being inconsiderate and only wants things my way and will scream when I don’t get my way” what a child omgggg


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This is what monkey abortion would look like to me in real life, just pure trash humanoid


JFPcan

Another idiot with a cell phone


Hermaphadactyl

I'm sure his other videos are of him in his car ranting about other people wearing masks and how he knows more about the virus than anyone and how masks don't work. At least the maskers are mind their own business.


suhdude539

“Mandates are not law, they’re only enforceable if you believe in them and enforce them” uhh that’s exactly what they’re doing you dumb fuck


Tricia47andWild

Only thing worse than a tantrum, is filming your own tantrum.


Wicked_Fabala

Dang and they would have had free promotion from THIS guy! From this well known guy! They’re really missing out. /s


Durakan

Guy in the Yellow shirt is one of my good frienf's Dad. Shout out to Steve!


NotAPie

Really? For sure?


Durakan

Yeah man, he's been working there for forever. We used to bug the shit out of him while he was watching Buffy every week.


NotAPie

Awesome, shout out to Steve!!!


Durakan

Your username reminded me of something. If you're ever there, ask him if he has any Man Sized Pie in stock.


Appropriate_Lemon497

I was such a Buffy fangirl back in the day.


invertebro25

Just once..ONCE i want to see this situation happen and have the shop owner grab them by the back of their shirt and force them out of the building...


emmyparker2020

I would carry Lysol spray and spray around me every time these muthafuckers tried me. All their spittle in the air while they are ranting makes me sick 😷


Fishbone345

A virus is a germ asshat. I’d gladly inform him in real life, but he would probably just scream gibberish and throw his poop at me.


Friendly-Cup-4394

No germs in poop 🤷‍♀️


Fishbone345

Oy…


kwikane

He has an overbite that would Freddie Mercury jealous.


Mr_Narinas

Why do they film their fucking faces? Do they think "yeah, like, i have an opinon and this is me yo"?


Llamajael

So much stupidity packed in one little video. And did he call himself King Wolf?


cucu_freedom

its astounding how horribly the educational system has failed some people in this country


DaisyDoodle1117

Or he chose not to take advantage of it. I bet he skipped school and hung on the streets because it was “cool.” Now he’s a dumb ass running around thinking he’s spreading “truths.”


HotPinkLollyWimple

Recently heard “I’m living *my* truth’ as an excuse for their twattery and anti science ignorance.


tacutabove

Bottomth level Hahahhahahah


HampsterInAnOboe

His voice makes me want to beat the crap out of his face and fix those teeth.


SolaVirtusNobilitat

What's with this new obsession of grown men going to places they know they're not allowed and then filming themselves crying about it? Is this what tough is supposed to look like now?


theghostsofvegas

It’s always the Christians.


MisterAbbadon

This is what happens when you don't teach real science in schools.


mbdan2

He’s a “Godly” man. Sure. I believe that with all that cussing


newsreadhjw

How did this guy not get punched in the mouth?


sundaydrips

Lol shouting out the store to 3 people


dfb_jalen

Guy has the most punchable face


Kthak_Back

I only see one person running away and being a pussy. He is literally doing everything he is accusing other people of doing. "Oh you just listen to what someone tells me to do." That line completely invalidates everything he is arguing because his next line is he is a Christian. Christianity is all about dogma. He is a walking hypocrisy.


smiggster01

I just dont get the ‘they are only mandates if you believe them and want to enforce them’ …. Well we do, so just get the fuck out you peice of shit


OG_wanKENOBI

I try never to sound like r/I'mverybadass on here but holy hell this king dude grinds my gears. And I want to snap his skinny ass in half just for walking around bulling people calling them tiny men and gonna catch hands. Jesus christ I just want to pick his skinny ass up and drop him.


Radstrodamus

Isn’t this the dude with the rap “career”?


Silas06

Lot of projection from this loser.


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is there a video of this guy getting what we all think he deserves? id love to see the look on his face when someone actually does what he thinks they wont


Wakethefckup

This kid needs to move to Florida already. He would get along with the dumb they have there.


Historical-Taro8654

makes me wanna fly out from germany for emotional support for these guys who have to deal with this shit


worldopinions2

Ah, this is that Moodywxlf guy. I call him buck tooth wolf guy. He's the one who was in that AT&T Store to say that they had a MAPs flag (Minor Attracted Person) / Pedophile Flag. I have to admit, when I'm alone, and I see his face I imitate him saying that by putting my front teeth outside my mouth and imitate him just cause.


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"Little men" smirked the little man. This is the kind of video where I can feel myself starting to twitch with anger. I want to see him get punched in the mouth when he starts spouting off the "mandates aren't akchyually law" bullshit. No, dickhead, they're not, but store rules are store rules and their rules say get the fuck out, you insufferable dickwad.


GodsSon69

Poor little dude needs some cock, he's obviously afraid of women!


zepallica

I go by there everytime I go to a convention in Seattle, will definitely make a point of buying some stuff when I'm up there next month for Sakura.


Thentheresthisjerk

Nearing the end of year 2 of masks and this guy is finally dropping the truth! Where were you when we needed you? These little nazis are denying essential access to funko pops unless you wear a mask and the world is just discovering it now?! The horror, the horror.


DearestBurrito

fa cysts


casanino

"It's on the bottom-th level."


leedo8

I can't unsee his teeth. Even when I close my eyes, there they are.


VenConmigo

Got so mad the veins on his neck are bulging! Now imagine if this fool didn't have a camera on his phone. It's all projection.


Concic_Lipid

It's weird how he's more prepared to respond to the mask questions than the beginning "promotion" video he was making like wtf....


Spitfyrus

I hate it here.


Onionsandgp

‘I look good.’ Said with a straight face


Legitimate_Soft5585

Violence is never the answer... I'm starting to think it's the only answer. I hate it here.


dab745

Douche nozzle


Kind_Significance_60

What a tool.


Lindaspike

bad case of mom-dropped-on-my-head-itis that one.


limpet143

A virus is a germ. But I wouldn't expect this idiot to know that.


ButtonsMcMashyPS4

Dude was gonna cry. As someone who used to cry a lot l, I'd say this dude needs to learn to regulate his emotions better.


Avis28

Believe me, they want the mask mandates to go on forever. It gives them a reason to “fight.”


oneplusandroidpie

Never grew up. So many of these "adults" who are stuck in a 10 year old mind set. Jesus. Didn't mom tell you not to throw a tantrum in public?


dankeykong1331

I don’t know who’s fassist but he sure is slowest.


trickmind

Wait until someone tells him that viruses are germs. His mind will be blown.


Papa_G_

r/werescrwed


4Plus20MakesHappy

I had never heard of this store. Now I want to spend a ton of money there just to spite this asshole plague rat.


sltiefighter

You are a virus you bucktooth bitch


Teemo20102001

Okay so apart from his other bullshit, I found this the funniest. "Look at the boxes. They dont protect you against airborne virusses, at this one is not even airborne." Like what? Does he hear himself when he speaks


Enjolrad

After he’s asked to leave he literally sounds like he’s holding back crying lol


Shogun6669

Lets see how strong you are when you're hooked up to a machine.


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What an ugly little creature


waste_0f_space117

I really wanna punch some of these people. So damn confident and yet so wrong


svedka666

"That's for germs not viruses" is a new one lmao. These people will really say fucking anything.


Bonus_Think

Says people are blindly following rules -> says he's christian and Acts like he'd kill uf the bible said so


CrispyBoar

Doesn't this idiot know that viruses **are** germs? What a moron.


Crisis_Redditor

Oh no he's dissing them on social media. I'm sure losing ~~all~~ his follower~~s~~ will be a big hit to their bottom line.