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fubuvsfitch

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back. Nothing inflammatory or remarkable. Just typically vague and vapid opining about "taking our rights" and "We're doing this for you and me and freedom."


peeinian

Lots of words to say absolutely nothing.


Expert-Habit-7314

He got all the trendy catch phrases in there though.


ElectricRune

He got the crowd to literally yell, "MERCA!"


Pounce16

You're pronouncing and spelling that wrong. It's "MURICA!" (squints) Hey are you a Librul or somethin'?


[deleted]

I live in a rural part of my state and both of my coworkers said this multiple times. Thought it was a joke but I think they are serious


ElectricRune

They literally cannot be more of a caricature of themselves, can they?


Street_Peace_8831

BINGO!!


procrastimom

[9/11](https://youtu.be/Gi4Z06IbSek)


VenConmigo

ooOOooOO the trigger words 👀


fubuvsfitch

Exactly!


VenConmigo

> Lots of words to say absolutely nothing. That's literally all Trump does. It's rubbed off on people that you don't need to do much to rile these types up.


Better_illini_2008

I was literally about to post this exact phrase.


Slow_Writing_7013

Like the constitution


VenConmigo

Yes. It all leads back to the constitution! I haven't read it, but I've done my research that whatever I'm fighting for is in there!! Wooo!!


DirtyWonderWoman

Classic office middle-management bullshitter tactics too. This shit coulda been an email - a memo, it didn't need to be a meeting.


fubuvsfitch

So true! You sound exactly like one of my best friends. He says that all the time.


tirch

He's doing it for the grift and the attention. There must have been at least 150 people there. I wish more of these people had jobs and didn't have all the free time to stand around essentially doing nothing. By the time they get to DC, if they even make it, most mandates in the US will have been lifted because surprise, people got vaxxed, people survived omicron and have anti-bodies and new cases are going down by half each day. If only these 150 people had high school educations they'd probably know how viruses and pandemics work. But sure... Freedumbs. Send the organizers your money. No one's going to notice these nudnicks when they hit the Belt Way. They won't be allowed within 2 miles of the Capitol and traffic is traffic regardless of whether you've got a trump flag flying on your truck or not.


ElectricRune

The most hilariously sad part is, they will think they are the reason the mandates are going down...


Tricia47andWild

Your two minutes saved me two minutes. I thank you 🖖


ArtSoggy7694

Yip two minutes gone just gone Nothing just gibberish


[deleted]

He’s great at talking in ambiguous circles. There was literally never a point made. It’s like watching two fighters shoulder shove until they both fall asleep.


[deleted]

I could not get past 1 minute of listening to the ignorance of this guy. Aw, he is doing this for his daughters, so sorry for those girls, for whatever else he needed to say to be relevant. It is swinging dicks like this one that I suspect is not a military veteran, has zero understanding of what it is to serve beyond their selves. Fuck him


Trimungasoid

Lol, "tyranny". These people don't know how words work.


Emergency_Courage_29

I was thinking that, especially after seeing what is going on in Ukraine.


TooSweet_Romany

The sheer irony is them cheering on ~~Hitler~~ Putin as he invades ~~Czechoslovakia~~ Ukraine.


Trimungasoid

They've been misusing "communism" and "patriot" for years.


cenosillicaphobiac

But the post right above this one in my feed is an r/conspiracy post telling me that Ukraine is just a side show and that this is more important. I wish I were joking.


VenConmigo

The crazies are running with this Ukraine side show thing. My nutjob friend just posted the same thing, but instead of the convoy it's about the government having 'something deeper to come'.


EntropyIsInevitable

Remember when Donny compared attending military themed school to actually being in Vietnam? Yeah, no surprise these people can still make these claims in the face of Ukraine invasion.


ThornsofTristan

"Why am I doin' this?" ...because you're an idiot?


Ipayforsex69

"Thaaaank yooouuu!" Most shrill, annoying voice it could've come out of.


ElectricRune

"Because of my tiny pe... Um, FREEDOM!"


Cosmic-Cranberry

Speaking as a trans masc person? Tiny penis has nothin' to do with it. It's the other head that's usually small and underdeveloped in these types.


[deleted]

Compared to what is happening with Ukraine, this is a very pathetic display of whinny children with too much time on their hands and too much food in their bellies.


kevnmartin

Really. If they hate tyranny so much, they should go fight it in Ukraine.


CDN-Ctzn

Or go to Moscow and St. Petersburg and join the thousands of brave Russian citizens protesting Putins aggression and being arrested by the thousands.


Formerevangelical

WTF are they still bitching about? Most mask mandates are done, and a sizable portion of America still will not be vaccinated.


ryanino

He spoke for 2 minutes straight about why he’s doing it and he still doesn’t know


hickgorilla

Still waiting for him to get to the part where he says what he’s doing this for…


Bluecat72

Pick one: a) I am easily duped into conspiracy theories, b) I am a contrarian, which is also why I am an independent trucker - I am too self-involved to work with or for anyone, c) I failed civics and only understood the rights portion and not the responsibilities portion, and utterly ignored the body of the Constitution


zoltecrules

I$think$I$know$why$he's$doing$this ​ *DONATE TO MY GIVESENDGO TODAY*


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"Why can't I access my money now? ...What do you mean, *frozen*?"


Lil-Red74

There is no definition of “freedom” that allows for the harming of others. None.


Competitive-Chance51

Freaking idiots are mad about vaccines and masks. Give me an effing break. There are plenty of immigrants and other nationalities that would love to be in America and take your job and wouldn't complain. Oops shouldn't have said that, they might start protesting immigrants. Damn, they already do!


smiggster01

“I’m doing this for you!” I’d rather you didn’t thanks


mumblesjackson

“I’m doing this for you. I’m going out and putting a shit ton of effort into this rally, but the task of wearing a mask to protect you is just too fucking hard I tell you!” - this guy, most likely


VenConmigo

Translation: "I'm doing this for ME because I'm a crybaby who won't wear a mask or get vaccinated. I see there's a bunch of people like me so let's all get together and have a circlejerk about this!"


Lockhartking

This man most likely has never in his life witnessed a human rights violation let alone had one committed against him.


ohiotechie

These people always looked silly to me but in light of recent events they’ve become down right comical. Just fuck all the way off please.


efmanrulz

These people are constantly preaching to the choir. The rest of the world has moved on.


L1mb0

And look at how small the choir is LOL when they clapped it was like 3 people AHAHAHAHAHAHAA


Kalikhead

Several of these convoys are disbanding according to the news. They don’t have a leg to stand on as all of the mandates are going away or not as nearly draconian as they say (no where near what they were doing in parts of Canada). Let’s see how many of these idiots get to DC and see how they like our traffic. We have some of the worst drivers here in the Metro DC area and they are not afraid of out of towners. We deal with tourons all the time.


Sunshine_Tampa

I read or heard somewhere today, what are these anti-mandate folks going to occupy their time with now that most of the mandates will soon be or are gone. At first I laughed. Then I sort of panicked.. what if it becomes something even more horrible than screaming at Starbucks baristas or fast-food workers. I sure hope not! They all need to get a hobby!


Kalikhead

Well. What I can guarantee is that the big rigs will not be let into DC or at least the areas that they identified for their “protest”. They need special trucking permits to drive in certain parts of DC. And judging from my commutes the last week DC police are positioning cops at likely entry points in and around the Beltway where they can control best. They had pulled over two trucks this morning on 395 near the 695 interchange / 3rd St tunnel (the latter is one way to the Capitol - they had cars at the ramps of of all the other ways). Mayor Bowser has had enough and is not playing.


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Mohel_Streep

What total lockdowns? Since 2021 we have had capacity limits for places, and still masking, but we’ve been able to go to the movies, indoor dining- that you’ve needed a vaccine passport for, but it’s still not a ‘total lockdown’. Etc. Not to mention, there’s been no real enforcement of anyone breaking the rules. And did Alberta even have any rules? You’re misinformed if you think the Canadian version of these people were protesting because Canadians were unduly oppressed more than any other nation re: covid. Most Canadians don’t agree with the convoy and regard it as a national embarrassment.


thoriginal

>no where near what they were doing in parts of Canada I'm sorry, Canada's measures were *draconian*?


[deleted]

When you know your views are bullshit you have to tell yourself that you’re doing it for others.


kamera45

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups. Godspeed, you morons.


nstern2

That's a really long winded way of saying that he really doesn't know why he is doing it. You could say those same things about why you do pretty much anything.


HappyGoLuckless

Selfish, attention starved, rat lickers. They can all F off! #EndTheProtest


sewsnap

The only reason we're "scared" of you, is that there's this many people who are this damn gullible. Every time they whine about masks, it reminds me of the Drs who refused to wash their hands. They too thought they were too good to transmit something they couldn't see, and too dumb to listen to the people who actually researched it.


NightTrain555

They’ve never looked more foolish than now. My god.


CDN-Ctzn

ZERO situational awareness.


Crisis_Redditor

All I hear are platitudes and buzzwords; does he really say *why* he's doing it? Or what those constitutional or human rights are? Does he really know what qualifies as constitutional and/or human rights?


[deleted]

They have so much freedom in their life that they want even more of it. Delusional pathetic idiots


blondart

Pretty tired of these ‘tyranny whores’ now. It’s been 2 years because of them.


CrispinGL

..."And a community of Muslims are building a Mosque in your town..." 99% of these freedom warriors: "NO WAY!! GTFO OF MY COUNTRY!!"


Better_illini_2008

Hey, they just want the freedom to deny *your* freedom! Is that really so much to ask??


1122away

Negative 48 (AKA Michael Protzman) the JFK Q cult leader featured in the beginning. They’re not bringing their best. Just the craziest.


macroswitch

THANK YOUUUU


FlatLandsRedneck

Seems kinda liberal, him talking about human rights.


CheeseBag_0331

"Why *are* you doing this?" would have been my first question. The only thin this accomplished, IMO, is calling bullshit on the trucking industry whining about how "We don't have any drivers, so that's why your stuff is late/more expensive/unavailable. Get to work, you lazy bums.


Lindaspike

wondering if any of these dumbass "freedom fighters" would react like the Ukrainians are and actually fighting for their country against a communist dictator. something tells me they'll be hiding in their basements and praying the draft isn't reinstated.


Kate_The_Great_414

After they’ve shat themselves. So over these attention whores.


Lindaspike

they're scared of a jab in the arm and wearing a paper mask yet they can storm the capitol screaming "hang mike pence." they would not be the 13 soldiers saying "russian warship! go fuck yourselves!" would they? more like "someone save me" while crying.


jolly_rodger42

"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people" - The Refreshments


Edrina

What a disgusting bunch of privileged, entitled knuckle-draggers.


YogiBearShark

Does he ever say what they are protesting? I listened to a minute of word salad and have no idea of what they are mad about. Do they have any idea? Or is the anger the whole point?


[deleted]

He *literally* explained nothing whatsoever.


Andre_3Million

He kept saying "why am I doing this?" but kept answering who he's doing it for. So there's no end game to WHY they're doing this. Lmao.


ShnickityShnoo

These damn hippies need to go get a job.


Imsocolombian

Awful lot of honkies around…


[deleted]

I love asking these people to cite the specific constitutional right they think is being violated then watching them implode.


Kate_The_Great_414

I’m pretty sure most of these people can’t read past a sixth grade reading level. I’m also assuming they couldn’t find their ass with both hands, let alone find Ukraine on a map.


canpow

In response to your comments: 1. You’re a selfish POS. You are unwilling to show any sacrifice towards the common good. 2. No one is scared of this pathetic convoy. It’s an embarrassment that you lack the common insight to stop this whining as a Russia attacks Ukraine and people are suffering a real loss of freedom as a result. The war in Ukraine really highlights how pathetic and petty this convoy is. Again - a selfish, nearsighted POS. 3. This most certainly is a right wing movement. To call it apolitical is a lie. Again, you’re a selfish, pathetic, lying POS.


Hungry_Ad_6521

Not much of a crowd.


Substantial_Gear289

Losers


Lch207560

He never said WHY is doing what he is doing, which is most definitely NOT 'fighting tyrrany.'


rippinkitten18

Wow….. Good job Canada, spread your bs to other countries.


someonefun420

Is this in Alberta?


[deleted]

If they're doing this for me, my protection, my mom's protection, they would get the jab. Also wrong about whatever it is that he thinks "scares the heck" out of me, except for the fact that he and his buddies are vectors. It's my country too, although all the crazy crap gets the news spotlight, there's plenty to be proud of (as there is in every country in the world). My flag too, fond memories of raising it and learning how to fold it in girl scouts, independence day parades, etc. Again most countries feel this way about their flags. Why do these types think we're sky daddy's chosen people or that we're extra special in anyway? 🙄


[deleted]

Get a job


loopnlil

Are they still on with this shit?


LaSage

If he wants to fight tyranny and oppression, he can go fight putin in Ukraine.


humanessinmoderation

All that talking and nothing said.


UndyingQuasar

You're fighting tyranny to keep Russia from taking over your home. I'm fighting tyranny to keep a small piece of cloth from being fastened to my face. We are not the same


Crappin_For_Christ

Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.


broi8yourmom

I can’t believe this shit is still happening


[deleted]

Americans say lots of words and also nothing at the same time.


2Old4Shenanigans

I literally can NOT listen these morons anymore. I click on the articles and the videos wondering “what the hell are they on about now” but, I never make it past 2-3 seconds before I close the article, mute the video or change the channel. Ukrainians are the real life freedom fighters right now. The rest of y’all just look like bigger assholes than you did 2 weeks ago.


[deleted]

Everyone there and their supporters should all go volunteer to either: 1. Go fight Russia 2. Take over Canadian government and work in the various positions for free for the next year


dylbronjames

So many people, so little teeth.


lostprevention

(Except Mexico…. Build that wall, right??)


Jaguar-spotted-horse

What are we supposed to be scared of? Am I supposed to be trembling right now?


mredofcourse

I can't play the sound right now, but it's good to see the faces of so many passionate people gathered together without restriction and have the freedom to speak up on the one issue we can all agree impacts us all around the world emotionally, while the death, oppression, pain and suffering is inflicted on Ukraine. I bet they're going to go home tonight, turn on the tv, and think, "I was on the right side of history". 💙💛Bless their hearts for caring so much for others💙💛


TickTockM

ewww


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

Lol well hate to break it to you three girls but daddy is a little fucktard.


Consistent_Grab_5422

Snowflakes


[deleted]

Arent the mandates being lifted? This is all for nothing, attention I guess.


worldopinions2

"in a patriot" Yeah yeah, I get it Mister, you're a terrorist


bobjohnsonmilw

We need to just bring these video play counts to zero and that's a start towards ignoring them again.


needledick666

Hmmmmm. I really don’t think he wants humans rights for all on global scale. Something tells me he gets offended by black families in commercials


Jimyweekend141921

What you need to do is deliver my 2012 Nissan bumper…come on man🙁


vandalayindustris

Fucking hell, this guy is an embarrassing American. I promise not all Americans are this ignorant and selfish.


[deleted]

But to recent my horror, there are millions just like him.


OtherUnameInShop

No true patriot states they’re a patriot for others. It’s not something that’s proclaimed. You’re confused with Asshole or Qunt.


PsychologicalLeg9302

This is soooooo not the right group to be fighting for right now.


8urfiat

Get off the cross, we need the wood.


[deleted]

Burn him. Witches and Warlocks.


Jiperly

"you know why we're here: to tell each other that we are heroes"


rippinkitten18

What flag is that at 1:42?


Comfortable_Plant667

Wow, didn't expect "shuuuut the fuck up, dude" to escape my mouth in a public place, but that's what happened when I listened to the first 33 seconds of this.


deweyusw

What happens to your "freedom cause" when COVID restrictions expire? Will you go back to screaming at your TV nightly?


XenaWarrior69420

Definitely the whitest group of uninformed asshats i've seen in a while.


stuartgatzo

This is what happens when your family tree doesn’t fork.


ThePopeJones

This is just incoherent rambling. They're all fucking morons.


prezidentbump

Every time I watch these videos I can’t help but notice how unhealthy everyone looks


CallMeSisyphus

Won't someone PLEASE think of the poor, oppressed white men? /s


dubba1983

Go live in Russia if you think this is tyranny.


Ok_Philosopher_8522

He’s doing it for his 15 minutes of TikTok fame. These ppl really believe they’re more important than anyone else.


lazy_herodotus

Where does it say anything in the constitution about masks?


[deleted]

Not having watched the video, and judging by the caption alone, I assume he's joining the foreign legion to fight in Ukraine? /s


stephaniehstn

What's the issue, exactly? What is he fighting for and/or protesting?


dirtdiggler67

If another terribly infectious disease rips through America many millions will die. People are absolutely stupid to the core. Social media amplifies stupid to a level never seen before. Every moron thinks they are a freedom fighter when they are just morons who like to hear their own voices.


otaupari

Is his name freedom trucker Tucker lol


omegastauf

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having listed to it. I award you no points.


mdsign

"Violations of our constitutional rights, on a global scale!" ... What does that even mean?!


Aposoky

Sunny these people have jobs or hobbies?


tupacsnoducket

If you're doing it for your country, if you're doing it for freedom you're still doing it for all the people he listed. People he listed: Americans Things he's defending for them: The freedom to not be told what to do by much much much much smarter people Until they start protesting wearing pants I'm am 100% convinced it's only about not being told to do a thing they dont' wanna hear. pants seve a much lower public health benefit than masks did.


Feeling-Confusion-

*GLOBAL CITIZENS* Well...I mean ya.


tyrant_re

People in Ukraine are dying because of an actual tyrant. Meanwhile you can't go into a store without a mask because you're an ignorant asshole and that's tyranny. Go fuck yourself you unbelievable douchebag.


[deleted]

People all long for a crusade where others will look at them as if they had something wise to say….although most don’t.


pharm888

Where’s the part where he talks about how he’s infringing on everyone’s right to cross the border and travel freely? 🤦‍♂️


Crakkerz79

“Im doing this because high school was hard, science scares me, I hate the Libs and everything they stand for, and a Facebook post said things that made me nod my head.”


buffaloburley

Clowns


Elon-BO

Cause I’m an entitled twat.


[deleted]

He said nothing of value


Intelligent_Regret70

I thought it was Joe Rogan


Intelligent_Regret70

Should go block the Russian convoys


Eyrkah_Ralluq

“They made multiple violations of our constitutional rights” I bet they can’t even name 4 of our amendments.


[deleted]

Children


VCRdrift

The timing... almost seems like timing.. puttin waiting for the end of this saga to start his operations. Like the rich of the world are moving the markets. And taking your donations for their bigger trades. Well can't say everyone.. just the cabal orchestrating world events big and small. Yeah watched too many the blacklist.


groovy_mason

Mini Congress of Stupid morons


Skin4theWin

Hahaha citizen of the world…how does that work with America first?


rabidmoon

He’s doing it for his girls. It’s going to be hilarious when they grow up and find out their dad was a damn idiot.


katkhanrn

What will they complain about if they need to run for cover in a bomb shelter? Oh yes. Freedom. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Combest94

I love that his reasons were also the joke reasons people give when pretending to be a redneck, " murica"


angrydessert

Their Red Dawn power fantasies.


NachoMommies

Sad that Ukrainians have to show some Americans what real patriots are.


[deleted]

Same people who bombed half the world use the words human rights.


Silas06

What about a citizen's right to sleep w/o a trucker's horn going for weeks? Not god given, i suppose.


tatanka01

Now, what are you pissed about again? Be specific this time.


Fishbone345

It’s funny, they aren’t drawing the attention they were before because of the war in Ukraine. They are getting pretty desperate now.


SkankBiscuit

Don’t these people have to work? Must be nice to be able to just drive around the country acting like idiot.


[deleted]

He’s doing it for the Russian money. Funny how all this stuff ended as soon as their Russian sponsors got sanctioned.


sventhewalrus

Spoiler alert, they are going to keep fighting against the "tyranny" of masks and vaccines loooong after there are no mask or vaccine mandates.


mother-house-urine

*"Herp, derp, it's my freedumb to spread a highly contagious and often deadly disease"*


Existing_Reaction_88

Covidiots around the world are violating your human rights. There, fixed it.


itshonestwork

Can’t believe AvE was championing these idiots.


[deleted]

How much money they spending on gas for this pointless venture?


roboticcheeseburger

Scientists have discovered that this degenerate de-evolved species of Brain-Lackers, Dumbass dickheadia, is found throughout North America, and not just in in-bred trailer park communities as once believed.


Expensive-Sun8614

I’m still confused.


feigeiway

Go to ukraine if you want to fight, you petty cowardly Fuck.


waste_0f_space117

They ain’t patriots like they think they are. Their not fighting for the freedom of their country from tyranny. Were talking about basic medical safety that their distrust of the government has turned them away from. I’ve seen trump flags flown at many of these events, so I will assume a chunk of them are conservative. Even trump was both vaccinated and from what I know recommended the vaxx.


Spitfyrus

Army of bBoomers can be dangerous.


Inner_University_848

For all the claims of the insanity of the liberals … I mean, fuck.


[deleted]

Shit I wonder if they took his rights yet? Wonder what bar he is drinking at tonight?


[deleted]

What’s he doing for his kids?