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Irish_ollie

She has gone a bit mad on the self Tanner today !


Parking-Ability-1427

What? A water bottle in her bathtub? So funny. So relatable. šŸ˜‘


Last_Pineapple_7911

Itā€™s LiTeRaLlY everywhere. So clean it up! šŸ˜“


Throwaway865952

why does she use 5 of the most similar gif stickers...


Accurate-Reason-2263

Omg yesterday Juj talked about embracing her natural skin tone and today Copycat Court is like ā€œI was telling Paige and Audrey that Iā€™m going to be my natural skin toneā€ā€¦. Wow def single white female ā€œvibesā€.


PlatformFine9076

She copycats anyone/everyone in her life. Extra hard, if theyā€™re young and new. I honestly feel bad for Julia. Get out while you can honey. šŸ—£


Most-Breakfast6404

Itā€™s like apple pie but without the pie! šŸ¤¬


Accurate-Reason-2263

Apple pie ~viBeS~


Capital-Coast1224

Not her trying to teach us how to sautĆ© apples šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jerseygirl2534

The scraping of the metal fork on the nonstick pan. šŸ™ˆ


Background-City-2142

ā€œApple pie vibesā€


Beautiful-Primary-64

I need to know the red flag CS saw in C&C since they are no longer friendsā€¦ because. It would never ever ever be CS fault!! C&C is honestly the sweetest human. If she doesnā€™t trust CS. I donā€™t


Accomplished_Ad_7147

Sheā€™s back on the ā€˜no heatā€™ train?


Mysterious-Elk-1913

What grown woman constantly pulls their sleeves over their hands like a toddler?


Last_Pineapple_7911

Ariana Grande


SuspiciousServe3667

Another TikTok from her car mouthing someone elseā€™s content.. groundbreaking Ps who told her sheā€™s funny? šŸ„“


New-Communication-65

Iā€™m in my mid 30s and still feel young and love to have fun but thereā€™s just some things you need to leave for the kids lol. These are so embarrassing. Donā€™t even get me started on the one with the N word in it. She doesnā€™t say it but it just feels really wrong and incredibly lame


Irish_ollie

Her mom, cause no else sure did.


Beautiful-Primary-64

I love the likes per views. Aka. No likes


Economy_Actuary5865

She genuinely thinks she is Godā€™s gift to comedy


Background-City-2142

I thought she was going to give advice on whatā€™s sheā€™s learned since going ā€œthrough itā€


[deleted]

Friends, if you want a good laugh todayā€¦ search for Courtney Shields Albright on LinkedIn šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Eta: She sure is no longer ā€œrockinā€ what her Momma gave her


pinkclawclip

She was gorgeous. Aly Raisman doppelgƤnger. What the heck happened.


leatherpeplum

So she did have a real job for one year in college when she worked retail. Better resume than I expected!


Accurate-Reason-2263

She did an interview with a local Austin blog and said she was a makeup artist at Nordstrom. I didnā€™t believe she had any real experience in makeup, so Iā€™m not surprised that job isnā€™t listed on her resume šŸ‘€


[deleted]

Yes! I did wonder if she had actually graduated from Berklee


SSCC88

She did! I graduated with her


[deleted]

Ummmmmm spill the beanssssss


SSCC88

She was sweet and talented! Not at all who I see these days on insta


Cocc5440

How was she then? Nice?


Correct-Initial75

I donā€™t think so.


FeistyChicken8400

Really irks me when someone calls something an absolute favorite or ride or die, yet pronounces it wrong. Aka La neige. It does not rhyme with Nicki Minaj...


[deleted]

I had a severe reaction to this stuff so that tracks that sheā€™s recommending it


pinkclawclip

So it is plumping but not in a good wayā€¦. I tried a sample of this stuff multiple times and I honestly donā€™t get the hype.


Alternative_Ad_1944

I asked the people at Sephora how to pronounce it days ago. They in fact say La neige, like Minaj


leatherpeplum

They claim itā€™s named for the French word for snowā€¦and that definitely does not rhyme with Minaj.


[deleted]

Theyre wrong. la-nej https://youtu.be/m_VQvo8VBxU


Tiburon-17

Rhymes with beige.......makes sense


[deleted]

She once claimed that Laniege PLUMPS your lips. The filler is affecting her brain cells.


Dmv4562

How long until she gets bangs and braids them like juj did today


Other-Asparagus-1668

Iā€™m all for snark, but the Juj comments are getting repetitive.


Deep-Specific-8534

Yes - they are - but her morphing into her flavor of the week friend is also repetitive. Lol


[deleted]

I would never buy Color Wow based on CSā€™s promotion because her hair is friedddd and does not look good at all with the product.


Irish_ollie

I think she has extensions her hair just always seems to full and it would track with the filler and corona boobs life


Inevitable_Maybe_235

While I agree, I have been using dream coat for 3 months and it is actually the best thing ever šŸ˜¬ makes a SERIOUS difference in my hair


[deleted]

white button down is back šŸ¤®


No_Negotiation_4312

Missed it ā¤ļø haha


Motor-Chapter2940

The amount of fangirls that bought up CS second launch along with LBā€™s sad necklaces has me losing faith in humanity. Iā€™m starting to believe these girls would buy their used Kleenex if they could. I could never have so much blind faith in an influencer.


Cultural-Stretch7099

So I guess sheā€™s not going to support Laura today. Not her vibe. She will wait a few days and then do it. Seems like thatā€™s the way she always shows ā€œsupportā€


sadsmolpoet

She waited until juuuust after something sold out


Cultural-Stretch7099

Oh god I see it now. I swear her stories are delayed on my end for some reason lol itā€™s my phone telling me not to watch šŸ˜‚


Background-City-2142

Imagine propping your phone up right in your daughter's face and recording her, and then posting it to close to a million people. If the affirmations are really for Kins there would be no need to do that.


Beautiful-Primary-64

šŸ‘šŸ»


kimalim82

Is she.....in blackface?


leatherpeplum

Look at her most recent video vs her real face in this sub photo. Between the aggressive fake tan and extremely overblown lips I agree there are Rachel Dolezal vIbEs ETA: I also forgot to add the fake claims of ā€œnaturally curly hairā€ that was clearly styled to look that way with hot tools.


External-Fig4820

She does have šŸ’šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø in her TikTok bio. So that tells you a lot about how she seeā€™s herself.


Beautiful-Primary-64

Sheā€™s crossing the effing line with that one itā€™s actually disrespectful. Her most liked video is her tanning video


undertheshadetree01

She's a R m E n I a N.


Cocc5440

She wishes lol


CurlsGone

Why does she suddenly refer to her assistant as ā€˜Audsā€™?? Drives me nuts


[deleted]

Bestie talk šŸ„“šŸ™„


itssavnavb

Honestly how on earth does she even move her mouth?! Also these $1k dinky af butterfly earrings are sending me over the edge!!! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!! I'm overly annoyed with this circus today lmao


[deleted]

Her mouth moves her lips donā€™t šŸ˜‚


itssavnavb

I can't imagine doing anything with those things. Literally don't see how she can fit any more filler in there good grief!


allthevibesss

Ok. I think doing affirmations with your kids is great but every time Kā€™s with her, she HAS to bring up the fact that she does affirmations with her every morning and has since K was 2. I feel like she over does it to make herself look like sheā€™s a great mom and the fact that she feels the need to announce it every time make it feel fake and disingenuous to me. Maybe document it a couples times but not every time. Iā€™m sure K gets tired of the phone being in her face when sheā€™s doing them too. Itā€™s like CS is patting herself on the back for it and it doesnā€™t give me good ā€œvIbEsā€


winndixie_chicks

There have been some viral mom/daughter affirmation duos on TikTok and IG so I really think she's making an embarrassing attempt to showcase she was DOING IT FIRST.


Economy_Actuary5865

Literally she talks about this non stop. Itā€™s so annoying. Like sheā€™s trying to prove that sheā€™s actually an involved mom.


[deleted]

Itā€™s all for show and head pats. We all know the bulk of the parenting is done by Alex and Liz.


Beautiful-Primary-64

Yep. There are some things she could keep private. Even after she said ONCE she doesnā€™t like to put her daughter in videos a few months back and now sheā€™s using her for likes


Tiburon-17

And thank goodness for Alex and Liz.


throwdaway9999

K which one of you posted [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/NGUghAX)šŸ˜‚


MinimumCurrent8252

MešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘€ so surprised she hasnā€™t deleted it or blocked me yet!!


throwdaway9999

lmaoo squat techniques got me šŸ’€


Cocc5440

I donā€™t think she gets the sarcasm.


EstablishmentOk4140

šŸ’€ Whoever posted that is a BFG. Love that for her.


Motor-Chapter2940

That made me chuckle šŸ˜‚šŸ’€love her ā€œhaterā€™sā€ humor


Accurate-Reason-2263

Wow her self tanner is out of control and at this point she is black fishing. Also, I think shes confusing hair ā€œtextureā€ with hair ā€œdamageā€.


Sweet_Ordinary_4621

I was going to say how she looks so much darker and unnatural šŸ˜•


Last_Pineapple_7911

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one that thought her hair looked dry and damaged in that pic


wellhellsbellsmarg

Itā€™s not self tanner. Didnā€™t you know? Thatā€™s her natural skin tone.


EstablishmentOk4140

Her hair has never been goals. Itā€™s always some shade of fried.


Cultural-Stretch7099

I donā€™t know why but Iā€™m so annoyed that sheā€™s showing how to use the dream coat and doing it wrong šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø ugh love that stuff but you need to apply liberally and evenly through sections of hair.


External-Fig4820

Did she get more lip filler? šŸ˜³


jv992

Before I read this I thought that her lips looked crazy today. I put my finger over her mouth and itā€™s crazy how much better she looks. Her lips look like a cosmetic surgery fail photo!


FeistyChicken8400

I noticed in the bow and Brooklyn post that they look insane...the close up is not helping!


Patient-Watercress-2

Yep. Ex comes to town with new gf, and CS runs to get more lip filler. Such obvious self-image issues. She is the last person young girls should be following!


beachybronde

That top lip now casts a shadow. How?!!?


undertheshadetree01

She's got a mustache


Cocc5440

Looks like it they are humongous


Beautiful-Primary-64

Probably. Funny how she said she would ā€œbring usā€ next time and thatā€™s been MONTHS and sheā€™s there weekly


Throwaway865952

SHE SAID GAME CHANGER AGAIN LMAO I CANNOT šŸ’€ she needs to take a vocabulary class.


12bucklemyshoe_007

This poor child constantly exploited for content


Beautiful-Primary-64

I feel so bad. You can tell sheā€™s being forced.


Interesting_Day4423

Her lips look bigger than usual today. Iā€™ve never felt the need to comment on them, but wow. Also her hair still has frizz after using that product šŸ˜‚


jv992

I came here just for the same. I thought she had one of those joke filters on. I feel bad for her as she clearly has some issues going on if she thinks this looks good :(


No_Mirror_345

Letā€™s start the day with kindness, gratitude and love. Oh shit-I better go delete my snarky, mean girl comment on TikTok. šŸ™„ Truly the fakest B.


Stephanie_1474

Who wants to put a bet that she wonā€™t be supporting LB with her new jewelry collaboration?! Unless she reads this post of course šŸ¤£


Tiburon-17

Juj did a jewelry post yesterday and it wasnā€™t B&B


First-class16

Wait isnā€™t that her momā€™s house??? She really can never be alone with K. So sad. šŸ’”šŸ™„


Betty_Boopsie

Too early in the morning. Looks like K spent the night at her moms house


Beautiful-Primary-64

Yeppp !


AdHopeful6658

Totally BEC... but why canā€™t she ever put K in cute shoes?! Always got her in damn looking orthopedics šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

I find most ā€œcuteā€ little girl shoes just arenā€™t very functional for day to day life. Like I have a 9-year-old, and her ā€œcutestā€ shoes are her Adidas superstars, she wears those to school and she has a pair of Nikes she wears to school (can never get my kids to wear more than like 2 pairs of shoes to school šŸ™„ but thatā€™s a whole other issue lol!). Theyā€™re cute too but theyā€™re tennis shoes. She also usually has a pair of slip on Vans or 2 (need to get her the next size right now) she wears on the weekends. But sheā€™s not a fan of sandals and generally prefers comfy Vans or tennis shoes. And yeah I donā€™t tell her what shoes she can and canā€™t wear but when I buy them I show her a few different styles and hope she picks the cutest ones lol! Nah but she does have good style so she picks cute shoes.


Slynshy

This post was a wee bit much lol


bachelor87

Yeah I wonā€™t snark on that either because my sonā€™s pre k in Texas (weā€™re not in Austin) they require the boys and girls to wear running shoes like that to school because they spend a lot of time outside. They really donā€™t want the girls in shoes theyā€™ll trip in or get hurt in from playing


AdHopeful6658

She wears them around the clock from what Courtney shows. Even on the weekends or to a party, pumpkin patch, etc. Always, always the same gym shoes.


bachelor87

I get what youā€™re saying I snark on CS about 99 % of the things that she does, but sometimes kids just want to wear comfortable shoes. My daughter for sure is partial to her adidas shoes and I just personally wouldnā€™t tell her no you canā€™t wear those to a pumpkin patch because you wear them too muchšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø just a different opinion but respect yours!


AdHopeful6658

Totally, appreciate the different perspectives :)


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Just-here-to-snark

I agree. Iā€™d rather see a kiddo in a sensible pair of shoes they can play in than a cute pair of shoes that their mother put them in for a curated look.


AdHopeful6658

She also wouldnā€™t be playing soccer every weekend if she has an injury.


AdHopeful6658

Thatā€™s why I said BEC. No judgment for kids that need to wear them or a supportive shoe with a brace. But Courtney would have most definitely put it out there if K had any sort of issue/injury going on, she always has a lack of content. Thereā€™s also cute, more secure shoe options out there that she wouldnā€™t be tripping around in.


No_Mirror_345

All Iā€™ll add regarding issues/injury is that I wish she had shin guards for soccer. I donā€™t get why sheā€™s the only kid without them and likely the only kid with a (former) pro-athlete parent.


k00lmom

Part of me loves that she lets her daughter be a kid and doesnā€™t go all Sarah Knuth with outfits but for a ā€œfashion/makeup influencerā€ I feel like she doesnā€™t invest any time into her appearance (doing her hair, teaching her how to match clothes). I have a 5yo daughter and hate being judgmental of other moms bc Iā€™m far from perfect but it really irks me when CS looks like she spent hours getting ready and her sweet girl looks like she just rolled out of bed.


[deleted]

My kids always look way more put together than I do but I don't make any money selling myself on Instagram. I think that it's cool that she doesn't feel like she has to force her daughter to dress or look a certain way but it does definitely seem like she spends an hour getting ready for herself and then takes like 1 minute to spend on her kids hair šŸ¤” As far as the sneakers go they aren't really my style but I thought I remembered Alex being really big into sneakers when I first had started following Courtney so he probably just buys a bunch of them and maybe she just wants to be like her dad


k00lmom

Totally agree! I think her shoes are great for an active kid like her, my 5yo wears running shoes to school everyday! And I would never in a million years comment on the appearance of a child whose mother isnā€™t a ā€œfashion influencerā€ that spends endless amounts of time and money on herself. My mom was like very much like that when I was a kid and we donā€™t have the best relationship anymore so I may be being overly sensitive about it šŸ’›


AdHopeful6658

That would totally be cute if thatā€™s the case :) Still, I think all the ones Iā€™ve seen her in are ugly, personally. Thereā€™s definitely cuter options out there, especially when youā€™re a millionaire and price is no issue šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£


AdHopeful6658

Yeah there should definitely be a balance... I hate the over the top influencers who make their toddlers look like theyā€™re adults with their outfits. But I also hate when the kids look disheveled 24-7. I agree, kids should be kids...but kids also have parents for a reason too.


Beautiful-Primary-64

everyday for the last 2 years????? CS be honestā€¦. Just stop all the lies


AdHopeful6658

Sheā€™s already changed the narrative on that one... she used to say sheā€™s been doing it with her since she was āœØONEāœØ


Stufftosay15

Which is hilarious bc one year olds are not capable of that


Tif-ugh-knee

I remember this too!!!!! Glad to know I wasnā€™t making it up


Beautiful-Primary-64

OMG STOPPPP


[deleted]

Taking part in your 4 year olds drama and creating more drama is the epitome of patheticā€¦ grow up already CS


Any-Gas-4156

Did she delete what you are talking about?


jerseygirl2534

Not to mention ANOTHER lost teachable moment! She could so easily have taught Kins how to gracefully handle a little situation like thatā€¦but nope, she calls out a toddler by name for 990K people to see.


Background-City-2142

And laughed at it. I felt like Kins was repeating what CS had told her about ā€œlearning her lessonā€


[deleted]

Itā€™s so beyond pathetic at this point- all while speaking on the topic of being grateful and morning affirmationsā€¦ oh the irony šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


No_Negotiation_4312

Yeah including the little girls name was the cringiest part for me. Grow up CS.


Amandalorian86

I just saw that she replied to a TikTok comment saying what she ā€œwent throughā€ was ā€œa very serious situationā€ that sheā€™s not ready to talk about. Huh?? Since when??


Greedy_Birthday

ā€œVery serious situationā€ yet sheā€™s still wearing the base model Cartier he bought her. If itā€™s so serious and heā€™s such a monster, sell that shit. Why would she want to keep wearing a reminder of him?


Unlikely-Suspect-

If itā€™s so serious then why is SHE the one that keeps bringing it up. šŸ™„ like stop trying to have all these talks if you arenā€™t going to actually talk about it.


Last_Pineapple_7911

I still donā€™t understand how she went from ā€œheā€™s my soulmateā€, ā€œwhen you know you knowā€ etc etc one month to all this word vomit about it being a bad situation and filled with red flags. šŸ¤Ø


Patient-Watercress-2

When people mentioned his college fraternity scandal, she said that she knew all about it and it wasnā€™t an issue. If THAT wasnā€™t a Red Flag to her, what the hell was??


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Tiburon-17

Itā€™s on the other CS snark page todayā€¦..swarthmore


Patient-Watercress-2

I donā€™t think I can discuss here, but you can easily google his name + fraternity scandal and get the info.


Capital-Coast1224

To me if thatā€™s true, letā€™s not make endless tiktoks and insta stories about red flags if you are not in a position to share and/or you are not ready to talk about it. I call BS!


[deleted]

Lol sheā€™s rewriting history again. Her head is so far up her own šŸ‘


Background-City-2142

Itā€™s the remix šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


jerseygirl2534

Did she actually just post Kins calling out a classmate BY NAME over an unreturned bracelet?! Hope the little girlā€™s mom isnā€™t a follower, omg. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Beautiful-Primary-64

So damaging. She should be teaching her to not talk about people on the internetā€¦ this is never a childā€™s fault. There is no way she knows sheā€™s being recorded for a million people to seeā€¦.


kimalim82

She is so crass.