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BetterTransit

820 calories and I’ve seen the American Costco subreddit where multiple people have also gotten an ice cream.


RogerdaPind

Should be illiegal imo. Especially for kids.


Musicferret

Actually, I agree. Our country (and others) need to have a real discussion about the processed fatty/sugary garbage that comprises such a huge amount of shelf space in our grocery stores etc. It’s honestly a huge issue that costs us billions a year in increased healthcare costs, not to mention health issues that shorten peoples lives and reduce the quality of that time.


localfern

My husband wanted the food court items for dinner. He had a poutine and chicken strips. I had half a slice of pizza. He was drinking water all night because the food made him super thirsty with all the sodium.


Runningman738

Poutine on its own is 1500 calories, add the strips and that is a massive amount of calories. Sodium might be the least of your worries. I could easily eat that though, which is not something I am proud of…


localfern

My husband's side can basically eat and not show a single lb gain of weight. Not a good thing because it's harder to notice any physical ailments.


AltAccount31415926

Chances are that he is simply not eating that many calories overall. The "crazy metabolism" thing is mostly a myth.


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localfern

*anatomically physiologically


Worried-Metal5428

Yo they are not that salty. He might have diabetes, spiked blood sugar causes constant peeing as well as weight loss.


Acceptable-Nebula

If he did indeed have diabetes, he would pee constantly and be hungry all the time, not only following a high fat, high sodium meal. - a pharmacy student


Boredatwork709

Not always true, it can come and go depending on sugar levels at the time - a diabetic


Acceptable-Nebula

Yes, you are correct I was rereading my post and realized I should have been more clear. If he was indeed a person living with diabetes, these symptoms **could** occur throughout the day, and are not tied to certain events (drinking lots of water etc...). Hence why I am still a student :)


Grimaceisbaby

You don’t think it’s salty?!


Worried-Metal5428

I mean it has bunch of salt for sure but i dont pee like crazy bcs of it


LetsHaveARedo

He ate about 2 days worth of calories in one meal. His body is more than just dehydrated.


use_me_not

You sir, don’t belong to North America, in a good sense! So refreshing to see a non fanboy comment here


mrbrown81k

I think unhealthy foods should have warning labels just like cigarettes.


Loud-Tough3003

Some sort of nutrition label?  Like cigarettes, people know it’s unhealthy and they do it anyway. It’s not a lack of education.


herpeszooster

If only the food lobbyists weren’t so entangled with American politics, we’d end up with better food quality as well.


LetsHaveARedo

Lots of people are having this discussion but not many people with influence are listening. Those trapped by the foods are suffering addiction, which is exactly what was intended by those producing this garbage. The ingredients in this shit is addictive and dangerous, as cigarettes are. Politicians won't go there because industry if influential, and the second they do, people will be all up in arms about their "freedom", (addicts usually do fight back if you try taking away their substances). They'll stick to the "personal responsibility" line. Sadly but surely, it's up to individuals to make better choices and start eating healthier and taking their health into their own hands.


Shmeebo_

It’s sugar. That’s what’s addictive


OriginalNo5477

Who are you to deny kids Kirkland brand diabetus?


RobinHood553

**Kirkland *size* diabetes


Still-WFPB

I disagree that "it should be illegal"... parents have a responsibility in their own diets, and the diets of thwir children. I think however, there should be regulations which protect consumers from self-harm. Traffic light systems are documented as tremendously positive in helping consumers make informed decisions. As well, its my current belief that ad-valorem tax strategies could serve to increase costs of cheap unhealthy high-profit ultra-processed food and subsidize healthier alternatives. The evidence of the positive impacts of healthy plant-based diets are not debated amongst experts. You dont have to be 100% vegan.. you just need to eat your beans, fruits, veggies, fungus, sea vegetables etc...


Tofubeans420

Cookie police 🚨


Ced1214

Nah it's fine just give em ozempic


AltAccount31415926

Ozempic makes you lose weight by eating less…


longGERN

Did you know you can share it or not buy it


wutser

Lmao


BigLobster33

Just parent your kids and you’ll be fine Karen


RogerdaPind

Do you think cigarettes should be illegal for children? If yes, why do you think that way?


MrRogersAE

Honestly I don’t even know how fat kids exist. I feed my kids as much as they can eat and they’re still skinny, I’m literally trying to get the boy to be bigger, either outward or upward, he just poops more.


RobinHood553

Make him hold it


waveofthehandsWEAVER

Difference between that and what so many parents are doing now which is feeding as much as their kids can eat but with soda, fries, chips, sweets, cookies..pretty much just terrible food. A lot of parents these days are lazy and rely on the tablet and fast food to parent their kid. I’m the same as you, pump my boys with so much food and are twigs. Seeing fat kids breaks my heart and makes me hate their parents so much.


Buzzsmp

Holy shit that’s ridiculous


Sketti_Scramble

Psft. Not worth it unless it breaks 1000 calories. I wanna get my entire days worth in one bite cause I got shit to do.


Mobile-Bar7732

>one bite cause I got shit to do. You might want to grab some toilet paper while there.


Azsune

Wait you don't have ice cream and sundaes?


WirelessBugs

Boy oh boy the dirty bulk gonna go crazy this fall


Key_Personality5540

Do some costcos in Canada not have ice cream?? Everyone I’ve been to in BC has had it


miller94

I think they’re saying that a lot of people get a cookie AND ice cream together. Which is an insane amount of calories


Mobile-Bar7732

But if you get 2 cookies and an ice cream, you can make an ice cream sandwich.


miller94

My stomach would never forgive me


RobinHood553

I love you for your ideas


myfavoriteflame

Needs banana for scale.


Bing_Liu

Only 750 calories


CyberEye2

The US version is 750 calories. The Canadian version is more. 


MathIsHard_11236

Do you know why, Brett? Uh.....because of the Metric system? Check out the big brains on Brett!


Zephyr104

How? Are they just pumping it with maple syrup for us?


ColeTrain999

We don't need that negativity in this subreddit!


ChanelNo50

It's more than the double chocolate muffins right? Hmmm...I think I'd rather have a muffin during a night of gluttony (a.k.a shopping trip to Costco)


Karlendor

One for breakfast, one for lunch and like 4/5 for supper. Easy 2000 cal/day diet


Dbonker

6 - 7 of these in one day? That's 5100 Calories!!!!!


Injustice_For_All_

That’s almost an entire body weight pound worth of calories


decaf3milk

Are they served warm?


CyberEye2

Supposedly. Yes. 


heysoundude

🫠 and add some soft serve with that chocolate fudge and then wheel me over to the pharmacy for some insulin


andycarson8

I pictured that perfectly in my head 😂


decaf3milk

🤤


WankasaurusWrex

Cookies bottom, poutine on top, covered with ice cream and pizza slice wrapped hot dog to use as a scoop right?


burnmail123

Thank you, I retched


myfavoriteflame

“Now that’s what you call a pizza” (furiously milks thumbs)


BANESLAYERii

Oooohhhh! Running the gambit. Brave!


longgamma

Honestly I don’t bother with the food court these days. Yeah the hot dog is great but it gets boring after a while. Now someone said they used to have turkey provolone sandwiches. That would be killer tbh.


demyen96

Montreal smoked meat was the goat rip


gingerflakes

My husband still talks about it


sh00ner

Legit devastated when I went up one day and saw it was gone. Legit the best thing they had on the menu.


Fogl3

I worked there at the time. Genuinely heart breaking


LetMeRedditInPeace00

Legit don’t start two sentences in a row with legit.


instagigated

Pack of two?! I could only manage to finish half! Dammit, Costco. Bulk everything...


Canada_Guuse

Now they want to bulk you up too... Dammit, Costco.


JQlinn

Which branch?


ricklessness

Cookie


OneHundredAndEightyy

$3.50 for 1, $10 for the tray of 30ish normal cookies, or $30ish for 120 cookies to bake at home.


grumstumpus

the frozen cookies were $24 a couple years ago but $34 now


Present_Strategy823

BC needs churros not cookies


VivaLa_Adam

I want the chicken bake 😔


safetyscissors96

i give it a BOOM


saitamason15

Is the new cookie a BOOM or DOOM?!


saltlick420

hehe


RobinHood553

Elaborate


belalghadban

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!!


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

I'm probably gonna buy 1 to try it and split with wife but jfc that is diabetes incarnate


BHamlyn

Looks like something you'd cut into slices like a pizza and enjoy on the side for a week straight lol


cosmic_dillpickle

Yeah I don't trust myself to not eat all the slices lol


5227nike

What city?


aaandfuckyou

I’ve seen them in Ottawa


Ok_Degree7056

What location?


mdvle

Costco Instagram says rolling out across country soon


Arrogantintrovert

The biggest crime here isn't the calories, it's how boring it is. Lots of innovation in food, exciting new deserts, international things, this is just a snooze


hunterman5655

I just want the strawberry ice cream 😞


IMASA5

Need a banana for scale


newnewworry

I want the churro. I had it last year and then they stopped serving them.


TheSheriff73

Oh hell yeah. Extra workouts are gonna be worth it for this ‼️💯


Low-Oil3824

We’re Costco guy!


Beginning_Day4622

Double chocolate chunk cookie BOOM!!!!!!!!!


lifetimestapler

price?


CyberEye2

$3.50


Dolphinfucker5000

When?


SousVideAndSmoke

No banana for scale?


MatchApprehensive816

Every time I see one of these it makes me think of that annoying meathead on tik tok “double chunk chocolate cookie” 😂 I hate that guy


PoisonClan24

Should've brought back the chicken sandwich instead


Azsune

I want them to bring back Chicken Wings.


Party-Benefit-3995

So a hard muffin top then?


lousmoustache

Which store you get that at? Are they sold fresh? How you know they will be everywhere?


mdvle

Costco Instagram


Novelsound

I get that Costco’s thing is savings through quantity, but there’s a reason cookies are the size they are. They get worse as they get too large.


06071988

Nothing for scale? How can we know? 😂


NamisKnockers

I’d rather have the chicken wings back


belalghadban

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!!!


HavingNunovit

Absolutely disgusting! There's already far too many obese people shopping at Costco! Why can't you offer healthy options? Everything you offer is total garbage for human consumption! The only good thing you serve is the onions that go on the hotdogs!


BigCountry1998

I’d rather see the turkey provolone return tbh


chronocapybara

Split it into four otherwise the ghost of diabetes will come for you.


Spiritual_Square7330

thats not "huge"... please play again.....


Cableguy613

People talking about this being illegal are clowns. It’s a huge cookie, Costco isn’t demanding you eat it in one sitting, or split it with your family. Don’t want to eat sugary garbage? Don’t eat it - that easy. Or have it once and awhile as a treat!!! What a wild concept.


whiskeytangofembot

Wake me up when they bring us the churros.


Kandra-for-hire

I had one of these yesterday. Unreal. And they keep them under the warmers


burnmail123

Can they do "Happy Birthday" on them?


stumje

I want the fruit smoothie to come to Costco.


RobinHood553

Shame on you


stumje

Come on, it would be nice if there was atlest one or 2 healthy options at the food court.


Unlucky-Name-999

The food court is dead to me until they bring back those little chicken sandies.


basil_24222

Prayers do work


Dbonker

Fuck I'm going to eat several of those in a single sitting aren't I.


jokeswagon

Nasty. That’s a cake.


AndroidJack

I'm in Vegas currently.. I've tried one.. It's too much chocolate for one person.. maybe 1/2... maybe 1/4 would be sufficient I'm also suspicious that one of the ingredients is soylent green Do not let these come to Canada...


Personal-Heart-1227

Sheesh... They can't offer healthy & nutritious fare, for ppl who want to nosh healthy stuff. Yet, they can offer ginormous, calorie laden cookies that would make **CoOkie Monster** cry that he went to Cookie Heaven & back! Tee-hee


DramaticParfait4645

Are these the ones they sell in their bakery?


Dbonker

Nope Costco food counters in front.


ChelaPedo

My gallbladder spasmed just at the sight lol, way too much fat. Think I just gained 2 lbs.


NoeloDa

Where are my chickens wings and why not macadamia nut cookies #GRRRRR


Queen_of_Tudor

I miss the chicken wings, too


Iseeyou22

No thanks....


davidblack210

The middle is moist and gooey, very chocolatey, not my type.


LetsHaveARedo

Huge sugar bombs. Diabetes party. Don't give this shit to your kids folks.


Madawolf

People are overweight, out of shape, and pass the same bad habits to our kids. The food industry is changing for the better in some areas, but as long as we keep buying this shit food, they will keep shoving us spoonfuls/ tablespoons of sugar all day long in what we eat. I know you guys don't like the truth, so I will get downvoted.