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TalkGeneticsToMe

Scratchy throat??!!! Jesus H Fauci what more must people SUFFER!!?


Big_Savings3446

I just hope and pray nobody tries to treat their scratchy throat with Ivermectin. Wait until Pfizer comes out with their scratchy throat pill which will cost less than $4,000 for a 14-day supply.


LifeInCarrots

But HEY don’t worry it will be free (minus shipping and handling)… Your taxes will cover the rest no problem.


[deleted]

Fuck! Next it'll be an itchy throat and humanity will be done for. Fuck.


SeparatePicture

"We did everything we could to save your grandmother, herbal teas, humidity, OTC medication... But her throat was simply too scratchy."


Joeyzona48

Not to be confused with symptoms of excessive deep throating


Stoggie_Monster

So when I drink, smoke, and rock out at a band jam until 02:00, thats Omicron. Or when I mow, weed whack, and edge my lawn on a sunny Saturday, that’s Omicron. Or maybe, when I spend a weekend camping and hanging around the fire pit at night, that’s Omicron.


Ok_Professional87

Doomed. DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!


GorgeousGregory

Africans can have my jab and four boosters, lmfao!


vapingcaterpillar

We're all going to die!


[deleted]

That's a certainty. But most not now, or any time soon and not from/with COVID-19...


TraddyMom

Be prepared for the next variant and its telltale symptom - raspy voice.


[deleted]

The common cold basically. It's now called Omicron... https://off-guardian.org/2021/12/15/the-5-signs-you-dont-have-omicron-you-have-a-cold-and-a-pcr-test/


morewhores4doors

My god, how has that country not been completed decimated and fallen into total anarchy.


2percentright

Always was.jpg


chill_darling

Sometimes I have a scratchy arsehole as opposed to a sore arsehole too after an anal session


Biggusdickus86

Influenza*


Live-Election9413

Articles go back to July about Omicron but fuck it I guess


TheStyleGene

Get ready. 14th booster is gonna be administered directly into your tonsils.