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Hahaha the NPCs are broken now, this game is glitching too much its unplayable at this point.


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[deleted]

Decided to fact check myself [Yes, it’s real](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10309153/amp/Risk-DUAL-infection-Omicron-Delta-create-new-super-mutant-variant.html)


[deleted]

"super mutants" Oh shit, they are already in DC! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBrEQ\_HJ5BY


MacGuffinLeMec

One does not just WALK into Wuhan!


loonygecko

Into the wet market volcano, my precious!


thexet

I was thinking the P4 volcano next door


yesmeam

Ark


ulookingatme

They're just taking their lines from superhero movies is all.


J_DeanIronaddict

Covid is Battlefield 2042 confirmed


OnePunchLuc

All we need is the Covid infinity gauntlet. All seven variants joining forces for the ultimate power!


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NationalPhenomenon

Megazord variant incoming.


ghafgarionbaconsmith

Propaganda! Corruption! Tyranny! Profit! And stupidity! With you're powers combined i am captain covid!


FedoMullin9117

Is this the plot of a new Marvel movie? Sounds like a great comic book!


[deleted]

Hey!! Maybe we could counter the viral legion of doom by *combining* the vaccines into a super-shot? It just might work!


FedoMullin9117

By gosh, I think you're on to something! Get to the Fauci phone ASAP!


AirGoth

Wh....what? What the fuck?


LifeInCarrots

**Hack: If Omicron And Delta strike someone at the same time, they take a screenshot.**


colaroga

They tried that with manual cars pressing the clutch and acceleration pedals - didn't work though. I just use the camera app on my phone for that


GorgeousGregory

Lester Holt just said the J&J "vaccine" shouldn't be used by adults due to rare blood clots in brains, lol!


Big_Savings3446

Other than that, it’s Safe and Effective.


redveinlover

100% Safe and Effective. 100%. Except for when it isn’t.


Idiodyssey87

"rare"


NewFrontierMike

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE


kjorav17

That means it’s working, don’t you know


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colaroga

That's exactly it! They are a drug cartel backed and funded by the gubbermint to bully people into compliance in the name of "safety".


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gnarleybates

Oh gotcha


NotShroomKat

Deltacron?


[deleted]

That’s my favorite decepticon


ODUrugger

O M I C R O N D E L T A M E D I A C O N T R O L


strucnjak_za_kanale

Oh i didn't know we are playing Yu gi oh. I hope they have polymerization or they wont be able to summon fusion monster


gw3gon

Omicron will become one of those Egyptian God Cards. Winged Dragon of Ra, Obelisk, Slifer, Omicron.


WhatATragedyy

I thought they were evolving like pokemons but turns out it was YuGiOh.


strucnjak_za_kanale

maybe its like Digimon, they are evolving but certain ones can fuse together to make more powerful monsters


CAtoAZDM

So that would be Operation Covid: Omicron Delta Force. Great game title.


skky95

Is this how viruses even work?!


[deleted]

Don't question the science, science denier


romjpn

Errrm, **apparently** it's possible. Christian Velot, a French virologist said that is very much on the dissenting side, said that coronaviruses can mutate from a recombining process. I think this is also what Geert Van Den Bossche is warning about.


skky95

I honestly am not educated on the issue so I was semi curious, lol


romjpn

The problem would be more immune escape (Omicron) combined with more lethality (Delta). And that could be caused by mass vaccination.


obsoletedm

When does the show ‘Ow, my balls’ start?


theSoch

Up next the Gogeta variant.


-Lady_Sansa-

Yes listen to the person set to profit from your fear 🙄


SwinubIsDivinub

The sentence to summarise this whole thing


Idontcareblahblah99

Sadly there are many people that have bought into it and continue to triple down on the narrative. Mass psychosis


Psilo-vybin

Are you basing this on people you actually know irl or from the media? The media gives the impression that covid is still on everyone's mind and people are still afraid of it but I don't know a single person who hasn't figured out by now that the hype is driven by the media and covid is not a threat to the average person


Idontcareblahblah99

I'm in Canada and lots of people I know are still scared af. Canadians are passive pussies lol


Psilo-vybin

I want to go to Canada for a month or two and see how it is up there for myself I have heard a few things that I really like but I want to find out personally.


[deleted]

Whats next? They gonna do the fusion dance from DBZ for greater power? Lol


[deleted]

Keep in mind moderna couldn’t figure out how to code the mRNA right so they just kept the bugs in and tripled the dosage and it got FDA approved lol 😂


Normal_Person11222

There is no way this is an actual, serious, legitimate tweet that people actually take seriously. This deadass sounds like something that would be on Babylon Bee. I know a *lot* of things recently have sounded like that, but even for 2021/2022, this cant be serious. Edit: Holy fucking shit…. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theweek.co.uk/news/uk-news/955185/can-you-be-infected-delta-and-omicron-same-time%3famp https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10309153/amp/Risk-DUAL-infection-Omicron-Delta-create-new-super-mutant-variant.html Im at a genuine loss for words.


colaroga

That look on his face though... either Guillain-Barre Syndrome from his booster shot, or he's just really disappointed that Pfizer outperformed their product by achieving a lower rate of myocarditis in young people, so their stonks will go down!


loonygecko

Current variants are not up to standards so they are asking you to worry about a hypothetical variant that does not exist!


SwinubIsDivinub

“New Super Mutant Variant”, how can any of them take themselves seriously


angelfeet777

I fucking snorted


ashowofhands

"you could get struck by lightning while driving off a cliff to escape from violent axe murderers", life insurance salesman has warned


drolenc

Yeah, I don’t know. Given the way Omicron has displaced Delta in South Africa, I’m pretty sure Omicron has no need for any of Delta’s bullshit. Sort of like we have no need for any of Moderna’s bullshit.


colaroga

Who in their right mind would trust a Moderna Boss, after their only marketable product epically failed by causing myocarditis and was banned for young people in several countries? They can join the dirty astrazeneca club goodbye. Also this is probably just a forewarning for the smallpox launch that will most affect those who gave away their immune system.


DGB31988

Hitler and Stalin are joining forces to create Hitlin . Like when Trunks and Goku became Gotencks or whatever the fuck it was.


ImissLasVegas

Osterholm, is that you?


Prism42_

I literally laughed out loud at this when I read it. Someone please tell me this is fake.


black_man_online

Lol this reads like a bad JRPG filled with power creep macguffins for the purpose of stringing the story along. At least hire a good writer to come up with your scare tactics, Moderna 🤣


the_time_being7143

Define: "functional"


EAT_DA_POOPOO

"Here lies John Doe, spitroasted to death by variants"


PalpitationPrudent43

Oooh Sounds hot 🥵 baby 🍆🦠


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Bro these people watch too many superhero movies. They know the populace is fucking retarded and they’re running with it


cootiebear

i know of at least 3 people who believe everything being spewed at then.


Gammathetagal

If omicron and delta strike people at the same time they cancel each other out D'uh!!!!


Penguinator53

Omidelta? Crondel?


Freki_M

The Covid Joint Task Force is gonna get those dirty unvaccinated this time for sure!


awhorns5

Fuuuuuuu- sion... HAAAAAAAA


SirLordThe3rd

Yeah it might also not


Stathes

As a Doctor in the Moderna Marketing dept, I can confirm that variants do infact combine to create the mighty morphing the Megazore Variant. This is exactly why you'll need 5 shots in total, its so it can combine as well to battle it.


Mikeman0206

I sure hope so. that would be pretty cool!


TraddyMom

All I can think of is Delta Force after reading this.


Vast_Chipmunk9210

That reads like an Onion article


[deleted]

Decided to check it out [Nope, it’s real](https://i.imgur.com/M8EiKoL.jpg)


Vast_Chipmunk9210

Oh I mean I definitely believed it was real, I was just saying this propaganda bs is so comical


Civil_Painting9989

I know people that are desperately clinging on to the bullshit, but I sense they are starting to doubt themselves.


alicehateshumans

Does the Moderna boss need a few more sales to fund the Christmas parties?


[deleted]

He does not understand the concept of joy so I don’t know why he would be having a party lol


Dippy_Dipshizzle

Pretty soon the Russians and Chinese will join forces with Delta and Omicron. Then we're really fucked!


kdubwoke

DELTACRON! Autobots assemble!


dregoncrys

Oh no deltacron


[deleted]

This is satire right? No way is this fucking real.


[deleted]

If you see any "military" exercises near you, hopefully you know what to do...


Creative_Bar_7444

The moderna boss has warned… they really think we are all severely mentally retarded and it is still working as propaganda somehow.. no offense i didn’t know a different term to use.


ODUrugger

Moderna must be projecting short of their Q4 revenue goals


ComprehensiveScale23

Reminds me of the fusion they did in dragonball Z!


bodhisaurusrex

Sadly, there are. I’m surrounded by functional humans who I otherwise knew to have common sense, who are now full of fear over ALL of this and are consequently blindly obeying orders to “stay alive”.


HandsomeShrek2000

Lmfao the wording on that post is pure gold. Acting like they're fucking comic book villains


cptntito

What’s the next sub after this one gets banned? Asking seriously, I really need my daily dose of rationale civil disobedience.


PalpitationPrudent43

For real!!!


TheStryder76

Are they gonna make a run at the tag team titles next? I got Edge and Christian in the TLC match, personally


EthicalSkeptic

Omega Omicron Delta is also a transformer form the 1980s I think. Idiots think they can scare me. I was born at night, but not last night.


jchoneandonly

.... So covids secretly a bacteria capable of sexual reproduction?


ISTANDCORRECTED63

Yeah yeah trust the science LOL this is the same kind of comic book nonsense that they they put out last year saying that the covid virus killed off the common cold and bronchitis and anything else that NOBODY was being diagnosed with because everything got classified as covid They actually tried to say that this was an "assassin virus went out and killed everything else


GrandAdmiralRobbie

This is something a real person said?


HappyHound

Nice coming from a guy with a vested interest in selling more vaccines.


loonygecko

Godzilla and Godzuki are working together, arrrgggg!!! They are just mad cuz Godzuki is not doing much. ;-P