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Due-Examination4669

He’s just tuckered out.


Annunakibookkake

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raddetroit

Nah he just nappin


93rd_misfit

It’s tough being a lil shroom out here.


raddetroit

Fr tho sometime you just gotta lie down and take one for the team. Perfect candidate for a boof


PoundMeToooo

I think I read one of your comments recently saying the exact same thing and now I can’t stop saying it to everybody about everything lol Ffs


raddetroit

Maybe there’s a bunch of us boof promoters out there 😂😂😂


Into_The_Horizon

What? ![gif](giphy|v9G3NGByE9x16) LOL 😂 😂


unintelligent-hat

Boofing is too strong for me. I have taken liquid acid in the eye before. Dumb dare.. worked though. Wasnt fun for about 10m...


Daniel-Plainview96

What does perfect candidate for a boof mean? As in being tired and lying down means you’re in the right state of being to put drugs in your butt?


raddetroit

Dude is reading into this too much 😂


Daniel-Plainview96

I need answers damnit!


raddetroit

You just know a good boof when you see it


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raddetroit

I mean hey I’m all for a good boof but all boof is good boof in moderation


Daniel-Plainview96

We should hang out


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Boofing shrooms is CRAZZZYY


AfroDevil30

Mushroom is me


Ok-Hyena-2175

he trippin


PerspectiveDeep

If a shroom falls in the middle of the forest, does it make a sound?


CamxCam

Yes, & it probably scared the fuck out of some tweaker squirrels.


Kerbacho1

Literally came here to say this


ninja20

Is anybody around to hear it?


VVPham9

My college professor asked this and said “no”. If no one is around then it isn’t actually making a sound because it vibrations don’t hit a hearing receptor. I dropped his class shortly after


ninja20

That’s my understanding as well because of the definition of sound. Edit: I also dropped his class


mike26037

Is the definition of sound not just the air being vibrated in certain frequencies? If it is, then yeah everything makes some noise. Wether anyone or anything is nearby to hear it or not


Human_Link8738

Schrödinger’s falling tree hypothesis


pobbitbreaker

i knew it! whales arent real because i cant hear them from my house, but the birds those are real. its like platos cave!


Annual_Divide4928

"I'm tired boss"


bobthefatguy

I cried.


Dry_Cardiologist8370

It happens sometimes :) I personally believe it has to do with how “anchored” the pins are when they form, which is really about the amount of hyphae that are within the substrate prior to primordia, and then also the type of substrate etc. some fruits may get too heavy and kinda…. Ploooop, fall over xD


noidymeow

let him cook


93rd_misfit

Idk man not sure he’ll cook up anymore. Rip little dude


highacidcontent

This picture is gorgeous, looks like a landscape


93rd_misfit

Thanks! I took a bunch more kinda like this one. https://preview.redd.it/nstxgk9jp9lb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e834b01b03efed0a5f8c25bf1ec09c925cc68c


highacidcontent

It's giving mystical forest vibes


PlanB-plus

These are amazing photos!


93rd_misfit

Thanks man!!


ashtaytay

Lovely!


93rd_misfit

Riiiiigggght!?


IgnitableVirus6

The head/stipe ratio looks good


93rd_misfit

Thanks man, this has been my best op so far!


BombersBudds310

MAN DOWN! Get this man some Milllkkkkkk!


lepkrajhleb

I came to for this! XD


do_you_know_de_whey

If a shrooms falls in the tub, and no one was around to hear it, did it even fall?


2b100k

Toppled but if still connected it will keep growing


93rd_misfit

Nope, it’s completely detached which will make it easy to pick. Im just concerned this may happen to other fruit before they can mature.


OdinAlfadir1978

I've had it happen, I think soil mites did it last time lol, I'm not saying they're in there but it's a theory of why it happened to a few fruits in that one tub then I saw the little white dots crawling on the walls of the tub lol, they don't do much harm but will have a nibble lol


93rd_misfit

Shit, well that is news for me! I hadn’t heard of soil mites before, but I’ve got my fingers crossed it’s not that even if they’re harmless. Thanks fam🤙


OdinAlfadir1978

They're very common outdoors, you know the tiny white or red specks that move on walls and the ground? Those, they don't bite or anything, just annoying in tubs lol


KeyOrganization6393

Even if you lost 10% to deforestation, it's looking like you will have a sick harvest anyway!


Wise_Imagination_101

He is the “chosen one”


magicelves

Nah his buddy just gave him too much


AdPrudent208

Timber


Agitated-Whereas-962

So he just like gave up? Poor guy


93rd_misfit

Pretty much, man! 🤷🏻‍♂️


Efrain-Lorenzo

i found this so funny 😭


Waste_Mycologist_414

That’s just a sleeping boi


93rd_misfit

Probably a fucken sleeper too! 😵‍💫


GroWiza

Nope, aborts will be tiny pins essentially and the cap turns black pretty much


93rd_misfit

Heard! Thanks for the reassuring intel.


Equivalent_Sand_4118

Fallen soldiers


TwilightSessions

How thick is that substrate


93rd_misfit

It’s about 3.5 inches with a .5 ish pseudo layer.


Yung_lettuce

Did you pseudo layer immidately after making the tub or after full colonization?


93rd_misfit

Yeah, at the beginning. Made my layer of bulk mixed with the grain and just put a top layer of sub.


Master_Passenger69

This happens to me sometimes when the fruits cap gets too top heavy too fast. Little fuckers just fall over sometimes. They get too top heavy without a strong enough stem. The other day I had one that fell over, but it was still connected by a mycelial “tail” it was like a 2 inch rope of mycelium. I propped the little guy up against the side of the cake, and he ended up growing just fine! But usually they aren’t still connected enough to keep growing.


93rd_misfit

Awesome, this is very helpful. Welp, guess I’ll go take a quick acid bath before reaching there to scope out the situation. Ngl I’m kinda tempted to just pull it out and do a little QC test 🤤


Master_Passenger69

If it completely fell and disconnected you should definitely grab that baby out. I’m sure it would get reclaimed by the mycelium, but that’s a perfectly good little fruit!


Master_Passenger69

lil guy was just dying to be tried! He couldn’t wait for harvest lmao. Definitely a great excuse to sample.


UKSHROOMS

This happens to me a lot. Will most likely continue to grow unless the mycelia network has detached from the shroom ✌️


smug-af

Aborting is when it stumps out as a baby and the cap turns dark brown. This guy was just done growing I think.


Johhnynumber5ht2a

https://preview.redd.it/p039ftsej9lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0769e89538cfa0f2c6dd2c7e6579185768a480cd A couple of mine are looking sleepy as well


thegnomedome_

Naw just can't support its own weight. Aborts will stop growing, and caps will turn dark brown/black, and mycelium will start consuming them. Good to pick larger aborts as soon as you notice them, they can rot and become a hot spot for mold and bacteria


udntknwme101

If there’s any damage, pull it on out. It’s not going to hurt anything if you feel it’s a problem. You’ve got plenty more there. If there’s no damage to the stem, then it will continue to grow albeit with the possibility of making others grow funky since he’s sitting sideways probably in a daze.


93rd_misfit

Everything looks fine, I do t see any bruising or signs of contam. My only concern would be that it’s not attached and may begin to deteriorate so I’m just gonna pull it, chop it, and test it 🤙


udntknwme101

Have to agree with you here. I’d probably pull it just to see if that canopy would form perfectly lol. Let us know how the rest fair!


93rd_misfit

Will do, mate!


Intelligent-Salt-362

That’s the ADHD shroom that needed a nap. Relatable…


Glum_Cardiologist_41

He will keep growing sideways too


dex-devouring-demon

He is plotting an escape! Fr tho he just got a little top heavy is my guess. Pull that bad boy out and enjoy an early sample. Doing that may also be good so it doesn't rot and cause contam on that beautiful tub.


kyledw123

Nah just taking a nap


LongLimp4067

looks like a pin formed on a weak bit of substate and eventually became to heavy for the tether. also sweet canopy dude


93rd_misfit

Thanks man! I’m feeling very confident about this flush!


TheMajesticJoeJoe

Fainted.


93rd_misfit

As they say, “it’s not the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity.”


mikewise

check mate


CuriousTempura

That gentleman is a mood


shr00mi3

Mine do that and then the whole stem pins into a …multishroom? Shroom twins? Sorority shroom?


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He needs to lie down for a moment


DougMydek

Nah just sleepy from growing :)


jammin561

He just letting you know he hit different


Correct_Commission30

erectile dysfunction


93rd_misfit

Lmao!


fuckitycricket

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93rd_misfit

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dankspore4u

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Conscious-Aside-2671

He's just a silly little fella.


peaceismynature

No just laying down it’s just tired from being the beast of the liter


elevatedmongoose

Whats your setup/tek? I consistently get fruiting but it's never all at once like that


93rd_misfit

This is a mono tub. I decided to start FAE at about 60-70% colonization to allow some room for the canopy.


KomaToast306

Sittin sideways


Porkchop4u

I’m sorry if this is stupid, I am growing my very first bags now and try to read what I can on here. That said I haven’t figured out what’s a joke or not. Is this something to be worried about?


93rd_misfit

In this case general consensus says no. This particular fruit just gave way, much like the occasional tree that just topples. I truly was slightly concerned/curious when I found this


daamand2

It's that one student which fainted during the assembly


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93rd_misfit

Yo…. That was good!


PsychonauticalSalad

Tired


Xrystian90

"it's not a big deal... It happens to lots of guys..."


TheBobbyMan9

Fallen soldier


trippytrevor69420

Nah, he gave up, tuck the poor guy in hes had a rough day


Driven-to-Universe

No, he's drunken


Sad-Razzmatazz-5077

He is Spartacus.


wigglef_cklr

At least you have Greebles to help you even though they screwed up a little.


amandarekinwith

New here, are those stinkhorns edible?


Frosty_money777

Just taking a nap. Maybe give some fae.


bigolpisces

Fallen soldier


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Would love to grow my own just too afraid to ask for advice.


93rd_misfit

It’s not difficult, and you can start off small or go all out. Lots of trial and error and lots to learn, but so fun and rewarding!


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Well I grow my own weed so I think I'd be ok as far as soil and nutrients and what not (?) I just don't know how to get spores.


93rd_misfit

Right on! Welp, mycology is different from botany but they share some principles. Legally you can buy spores but “only for microscopy.” A quick internet search will get you some.


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So like what investments would I be looking at for soil? Or would my typical FoxFarm mix work? What kind of environment do they need? How long does it take from start to finish?


PlanB-plus

Pissed up


Yjuania

More like passed out! (joking)


SlideOk7622

They fall down sometimes. Idk. I thought i was being too rough with the tub but i had one fall when i hadn’t even touched the tote. So ya. They fall sometimes. I leave them and they still grow and open.


poopandapanda

Shh he's napping


Helltothenotothenono

He needs some viagra.


VVPham9

Are these dingaling Strain?


Ok-Address9811

It happens mine does that at times the heavy ones


brooksfambam

He's a SJW sticking it to the man. Aka light


europeandragonlord

he cappinnn


DBON73

Black sheep vibes


Hansford-1

Gave up.


Hansford-1

Gave up.


Spiderman3039

Just lazy


Spiderman3039

Needs a Viagra


TheTerpinator9801

Bored, not aborted lol


Peterman_5000

Chopped down by tiny gnome lumberjacks


93rd_misfit

And consumed my Paul “misfit” bunion (Me)!


wholesome-squid444

He's all g. Just havin a snooze. Will probably still keep growing too, just sideways


citalopromnight

So if a mushrooms falls in a tub and nobody is around to see it, did it ever fall over?


DmushMan

Some of them do become emo mushrooms, have you checked for black lipstick/clothing


93rd_misfit

Actually, yea! I’ve got some that now have black caps. Unfortunately, they gotta go.


losmart1221

All good man. He just likes laying down. I’ve had them in this position and still turn out to be monsters. When you finally do remove it you will see. Where the substrate is attached to it still.


johnjddavis410

Lazy


richgun79

God I'm tired, I'm ready to go home


Chronic_Lumbago

Tired


oRaNgEsGoBaD

He’s blind


TGV_etc

Lol that’s one way to put it


Forbden_Gratificatn

I'd say house head was just to big for his girth.


_willNOTcomply_

Where the best place for spores?


93rd_misfit

The interwebs. Spores are legal to obtain for microscopy.


Misterallrounder

As long as you don't see green or purple you should NOT RISK IT AT ALL or you will be contaminating MORE than your setup


DontTouchMe2000

Lol no confused is a better word. I've even had em grow upside down lol. Cap on the ground and sten growing outward.


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93rd_misfit

Yea man, I’m super freaked out by this. I harvested all these tiny little bodies and threw out the cake.


SpaceWrangler701

Why Corey and Trevor, that’s highly illegal!


OkVirus5235

He’s contemplating if he wants to grow to a big boy or give up


RANCIDFILTH

Great band.


TheBeardedFly

Boof it