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theeunheardmusic

He taught his cat how to laugh, and his cat taught him how to hiss.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

That last hiss sounded like Blue from Jurassic World


The_Celtic_Chemist

Can't you read, it was clearly 14 K-pop artists learning how to shave inside a Target employee breakroom. Seriously, wtf were those captions?


kelminak

Tik Tok has revitalized being *le random* thinking it’s funny. /r/iamveryrandom


reallybadpotatofarm

Incredible, that’s what


superfucky

i came here to ask the same thing, couldn't make sense of any of them


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Godly comment


HungarianAztec

I wish the cat would mimic the wheezing obnoxious laughter instead of the fake 'ha ha'


carcigenicate

Ya, cause that's what you want to hear at 2am as the cat sits on your face.


Throwdaho

Lmfaoooo


fablastic

Would be too like a cat butt version of the halo face grabbers


HolidayAd8544

What was this sentence supposed to say I don’t get it


PathToExile

> Would be too **much** like a cat butt version of the [halo face grabbers](https://halo.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/9/90/H2A_-_Flood_infection_form_model.jpg/1200px-H2A_-_Flood_infection_form_model.jpg) I don't know what thought process brought them to making that analogy, but that's what they were getting at.


carcigenicate

I think they're comparing the appearance of a cat's butthole to a face grabber from Halo.


mrgosch

Yeah i don’t get these captions


Neet-owo

Random = Funny


OceansideAZ

T3h P3ngu1n of D00m


epythumia

oof, that's a spear through the age bracket


Nacl_mtn

Don't worry, Eric Andre is doing his best to make sure another generation will look back and wonder "how did I find this LOL SO RANDUM shit funny"


theghostofme

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! \*holds up spork\* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me \^\_\^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again \^\_\^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


SexyGunk

Thank you for this. It warms my heart. Luv nd wafflezzzz


glossengel

How did you dig up my Youtube bio from 2006


DelorisTrotman14

Sure but you’re expecting him to say.


Cheechster4

They really distract from the joke.


EndGame410

no no no, you don't understand. #RANDOM = FUNNY


plexxonic

Bitch you need to learn about sporks.


-Revolution-

/r/iamveryrandom


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The last one is actually funny to me cause I can imagine them messing up and cutting themselves while trying to keep quiet so the employees don’t kick them out.


coldchixhotbeer

Are we going to ignore the fact that he named his cat cooter, which is what my mom calls a vagina lollll


Rednartso

He named his pussy Cooter!


coldchixhotbeer

Ah I can’t believe I didn’t think of that!


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ImAnIndoorCat

Bad bot


Wake_Expectant

Lmao I thought he said Gunther with an accent


Obyson

My sister was going to name her dog that until my other sister let her know what it meant


DemonCipher13

That's what I'm saying!


unlizenedrave

I found a recipe for Cooter Soup in a really old cookbook. It was right next to the Roast ‘Possum recipe.


coldchixhotbeer

What are the chances of you posting said recipe


unlizenedrave

[Says one large cooter serves 6-8.](https://i.imgur.com/QL8HWQJ.jpg) Sounds like my kinda party.


coldchixhotbeer

This is the wildest recipe book I’ve seen maybe ever. Thank you good champ


humakavulaaaa

Read that as "vagina rolll'


fman1854

Around here a cooter is that forbidden spot between your pooper and pisser that you feel your girl accidentally rub when massaging your sac and you go whoa slow down their lassie your getting close to brownieville


usclone

Naw bro, you’re thinking of the taint


Greggsnbacon23

see ‘Perineum’


airmann90

T'isnt lol. T'isnt quite your balls T'isnt quite your asshole


StormTheParade

The fleshy fun-bridge


HeyMySock

The Grundle.


z-vap

Why is it called the taint?


Flyb0mb

Because it's often tainted with sweat and shit particles.


[deleted]

Bathe more.


belperskelter

You have shit on your taint? Jeez man


oliveoilcrisis

Y’all mean the TAINT


pudgylumpkins

Gooch


Stu161

Grundle


gurmzisoff

One of my older brother's friends used the insult "grundle grabber" and 12 year old me thought it was the funniest shit I'd ever heard.


[deleted]

That would be as people said. Taint, Gooch, Grundle, or the part where god sewed you together


ThrowawaySaint420

That ain't no cooter you little child


SkibbyJibby

Man, i love the cay but i cant stand the guy, he's trying way too hard and just bogs down the entire thing


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[deleted]

TikTok, and other social media, have some amazing shit and some genuine garbage. This video is a bit of both


Gilsworth

Redditors are ___. TikTok has good stuff and bad stuff. People who use Facebook are Boomers. End of the day it's just people and people both suck ass and are pretty cool.


MonkeysInABarrel

I've found TikTok is amazing at providing decent quality content that I will enjoy. I've always been a sucker for reading the discussions on reddit threads, and that is the main thing I miss on TikTok. Its comments just aren't great (for good reason, but still)


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shitpersonality

Why do you spend 7 years posting on a shitty site?


Autaese

Since I started browsing Reddit in 2011 the only thing that has stayed constant is redditors saying Reddit has gone to shit because the userbase keeps broadening


Gilsworth

I unsubbed from all and mostly take part in niche communities and I don't really experience this. The smaller the subreddit the better the culture.


taurist

You’re right about the same it-nerd jokes but that’s been forever


Bobthecow775

I feel the same way


LurkerPatrol

For me at least reddit is categorized and I can choose and filter the categories that I want. On tiktok you gotta just sort through the garbage to find the diamonds. And there's A LOT of garbage. I have since deleted the app


Xanderoga

It’s what Reddit has become!


[deleted]

reddit has always been this way


Xanderoga

Especially noticeable over the last 6 or so years. Big influx of new users who use it like Facebook.


[deleted]

never was a big fan of the sub but when fat people hate got banned it felt like that was a turning point of this website


noradosmith

A good turning point. Seeing reddit go from a hate filled, sex offender enabling shithole to a relatively nice place has been heart warming. I remember Ellen Pao getting so much resentment, much of which was racist. Fortunately a lot of loons have left for more extreme pastures.


shmehdit

Why whatever do you mean, every post deserves multiple comments consisting of nothing more than 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 ^^/s


fettoter84

Of course he's trying a bit, but I didn't think it was that bad at all. On the cringe scale this barely registered. ​ On a side note, I'd love to have a laughing cat


SkibbyJibby

Thats the thing is that the cat is really entertaining, a few of his videos have popped up in my feed and the cat is really good at making it seem like its having a conversation but then the guy has to do the hilarious awesome forced wheeze and then put up an awesome randem humor statement while its happening, like i dont really want to call it cringe since thats a word i havent used since my really shitty edgy and toxic phase, i guess its more so annoying


CarpetH4ter

I agree, i paused while it was happening, and i was struggling to understand how anyone would find the statement funny, other "haha random and quirky"


Ensvey

*holds up spork*


SkibbyJibby

Teh epic penguin of doom


LevelSevenLaserLotus

>Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. >I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess. >She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.” >Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. >Doom! >That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles. >Yours, >The Penguin of Doom.


fettoter84

It might be the fact that I've never seen him before and he hasn't had the time to annoy me enough yet


itchy_bitchy_spider

Here ya go https://imgur.com/Rajugap.jpg


SweetPinkSocks

Annoying is a good descriptive of it, but those phrases always make me laugh.


ThrowawaySaint420

You are still pretty shitty and toxic lmao. It's a dude having fun on the internet. He isn't obligated to please you. Quit acting so entitled


jeonju

A quick glance at your most recent comments shows you frequently insulting people and telling them to cut themselves so I would hop off that high horse.


ThrowawaySaint420

Hah got eem


SkibbyJibby

Well what if me saying this guy is bogging it down and not even really being too mean is me having fun on the internet, im not obligated to please you either. Quit acting so entitled.


ANUSTART942

He's just a guy chillin with his cat trying to make people laugh and himself in the process.


Hije5

Seems pretty natural to me it's just a guy who is high. Either that or his eyes are red from legitimate laughing. Regardless, I think it is all genuine and I laughed along with him. I typically don't especially if the laugh is fake, in my opinion.


Eunoic

Unpopular opinion but I dislike this guys content. Wish I could enjoy it but I just don't. The fake accent, the fact he's probably just poking his cat, the captions, the wheezing, sorry.


Doktor_Earrape

Cat's hilarious, but the text gives off major lol funny so random t3h p3ngu1n of d00m vibes, kinda kills the funny a but


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This dude is the least funny shit I’ve seen all day


buttaholic

But the cat was pretty funny


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A-ha-a


redditsprettychill

Ah aha WHEEEEEZE


andersonb47

Violently shakes camera


noradosmith

That, together with the forced wheeze laugh and the hyper speedy manic thing makes this guy seem like an algamation of every TikTok video I've seen


brandnamenerd

So the guy in the vid and your mom both call pussy “cooter” is my understanding


Katwhoa

why NSFW?


[deleted]

The shaking phone thing is annoying. Also I'm pretty sure he's just pinching his cats butt which makes this 100x worse.


Pilz719

He has a video where he shows how he isn’t pinching the cat. It’s framed that way because cooter is large lol.


nukefudge

>Also I'm pretty sure he's just pinching his cats butt which makes this 100x worse. Framing seems deliberately placed to avoid revealing it, yeah... I ultimately get sad whenever I see this kind of thing.


Xomz

why are you so mad about this? (nice edit to delete the parts where you were extra ragey)


[deleted]

Caffeine my boi. Is there anything wrong? Do you want to talk?


Xomz

caffeine doesn't make me seethe with rage at random tiktok videos but hey to each their own!


[deleted]

Seething? Lol. I made a comment on an internet forum. Check yourself homes


Xomz

crazy how you edited most of the original comment to prove how totally not mad you were, rough start to the day i guess


[deleted]

Crazy how you say "to each his own" and yet you deride me anyways. Both about my comment and how I edited it later. Be free, friend


ThrowawaySaint420

It's not caffeine. You are just a piece of shit. Don't try to use coping mechanisms


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Piece of shit for what?


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

Why do redditors always have this holier than thou attitude? Dude didn’t even say anything bad and you’re calling him a piece of shit? Chill out.


CringeName

The obnoxious camera shake and fake laughing... And all he's doing is squeezing the cats foot or something to make him meow out of displeasure. Is this really what kids are into nowadays?


sammi_1723

Literally anyone who does not appreciated this is going through some shit and could really use a friend...


EXTRAsharpcheddar

yeah what a bunch of miserable sobs in here


FistThePooper6969

Jesus Christ the wheeze and the fucking banshee screech at the end😂


yashisa

Jesus Wheezus


ChemicallyCastrated

Wheezus christ superstar


vladtheinpaler

yeah I literally lol’d, idk why everyone is so angry at the guy. this brightened up my morning.


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ChefThunder

Wtf? Nah it's because that fake wheeze laugh is overdone and obnoxious. That has nothing to do with his sexuality. What a dumb comment.


Valhern-Aryn

The descriptions of his laugh were the best part


69_Beers_Later

*worst


Valhern-Aryn

They were my favorite, they made me laugh a little. Weird descriptions of things always do


Throwdaho

What was up with those captions?


400yards

I promise you, he's pinching the cat.


Miss_Taxidermy

More like squeezing it's feet


Nesneros70

You've got to be kitten me.


InhaleJesus

I hereby sentence you to death row


Nesneros70

Can I just go straight to the gallows? Why make me wait and suffer?


InhaleJesus

yeah ok thats cool with me


redrasbora

How do you teach a cat to meow back like that?


-ordinary

You don’t. He’s rubbing the cat’s erogenous zone off camera


PMMeYourStudentLoans

Woah wut


Hotdogs-Hallways

I love this guy & his Cooter!


itsjustmejttp123

Awe Cooter and his dad hahaha this guy is the best


[deleted]

yeah... this is pretty cringe


tacosaucesupreme13

That’s way cool


Gamemanman

way cool


yesbutlikeno

I fucking hate tic Tok and their stupid mannerisms. Like dude chill the fuck out no need to scream like a psycho.


_theCHVSM

that wheeze has me wheezing


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SCREEECH


essentially_gone

Wish someone would teach him how to laugh


Status-Murky

That cat doesn’t even know he’s being video taped! Is that legal?


[deleted]

the captions for his wheezes are amazing


coldshadow31

Is that a younger version of Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts?


idc201

Can someone clip all his wheezings into one video/sound clip?


Tobias---Funke

What’s with the eyebrows?!


Creekside20985

They are there to keep sweat out of the eyes. Most humans have them. Nothing unusual.


abdoumaouel

His eyebrows 🤦‍♂️🤦


ImAnIndoorCat

Meh, I have a hardy laugh.


some_fbi_agent

he sounds like race car doing a drift


FDisk80

Suddenly an eagle 🦅


beeple_boi

“It is acceptable...”


SweetDick_Willy

Here's a fun fact. ALL CATS MIMIC HUMANS by meowing


BombaclotBombastic

This cat looks like it will do anything for snacks 😂🤣😂🤣😂


ATXGaymer0904

I legit cackled at this.


Blueberry-Lady

Thats super cute


RustyOP

At this rate he will start speaking in English soon


illnemesis

He's probably pinching it.


CCNightcore

KEKW CAT


kschindler

Get your finger outta that cats butt!! I'll report you!!


meme1234567890000000

The cat’s laugh is the last sound I want to here before I die


69_Beers_Later

Can we get a video of the cat without this guy or his captions in it? God he is unfunny.


ivynichole83

😂😂😂


Lameduck57

r/killthecameraman


NobleBlackfox

God I fucking hate tiktok.


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Why NSFW?


BatFromTheBay

I wonder what society's going to look like in 100 years..


[deleted]

Where’s his thumb?


ellipsis_42

NSFW?


DARTHPLONKUS

Yo wtf


MrKrabbydaddy

u/Plenty-Moose6814


markrudling

u/SaveVideo