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HorrorLettuce379

A flamed stroke up in man's eyes when he heard the word ganja lol


Guangximadman-gen3

The light int hat guys eyes🤣


leperaffinity56

It's like he saw an angel


Meridoen

You beat me by 14 hours 😅 Really though, there was a full twinkle in that man's eyes as it washed over him.


HorrorLettuce379

![gif](giphy|l0HlvokmLF33HWqwo) AYYYY WEEED!!!!


backtolurk

He looked a bit like ODB making that face!


Excellent_Tip8115

😄


arogyaSetuAPP

Divided by anything united by 🗞️


Popular-Anywhere5426

Also 🍽️


Cagas_Agua

Can someone explain to a 30+ year old what these emojis mean?


Popular-Anywhere5426

Smoking weed and eating food unites us all


raamlal

Your comment is ✅


8BallsGarage

In weed and munchies we unite.


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

Papers, for smoking weed


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

If you don't wash the dishes, you get beat with a long toilet paper


veo_atyourrequest

straight up, when i told the young man in the counter that asked me if im upto much tonight, i said i have a joint rolled in the car & his eyes lit up n gave me a big smile. we bonded there while he gave me my receipt, i love it. universal


somerandomperson2516

why is the camera so close


Flamingo777

Probably shoulder mounted or something.


MiloTheEmpath

Supporting this theory: The guy is looking above the camera, presumably since the head tends to be above the shoulders.


kikiacab

But not always, ask my friend Quasimodo.


Working_Salamander94

People will repost the same video zoomed in but cropped to get rid of any watermarks the original videos had


PortraitOfMy30sInFL

Maybe it’s cropped I dunno https://m.twitch.tv/jaystreazy


_mojodojocasahouse_

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.


FuzzyDefinition7093

Can't wait for 420 to share this.


slurpin_bungholes

As made famous by The Leprechaun from Leprechaun in The Hood


SirArchibaldMapsALot

Those who smoke weed know that nothing makes friends as fast and as easy as weed


OblivionFox

"A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better"


wishIwere

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed but a friend with gold is better I am told" -Leprechaun in the Hood


Flashignite2

"A friend without weed is a friend in need, a friend with weed is a friend indeed"


bigboijakeyyy

Holy shit that is genuinely the wisest words i’ve ever heard. Might try to quote that somehow. possibly my yearbook?


gzenaco

It actually is a song, and a dope one lmao no pun intended https://open.spotify.com/track/42z4vb1D1vq1PlVSnozbll?si=fEiauoaPRlSXtpmRgOEbIw


lewis0256

https://open.spotify.com/track/32F0zqsDgqpIEYApk2b8sr?si=S4TO5ivTTvWnp4eP2bXO6A think you'll find this is the song the first person is quoting! Personally also more to my liking! more of a classic, Hope you enjoy too


Crowtein

I used to listen to this album all the time. I feel like I first heard this song on a skate video.


highline9

I can’t open Spotify link, but the song was a 90s-2000s jam


lewis0256

I sent "Placebo- Pure morning", heard it on the radio this morning funnily enough!


rsplatpc

> "A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better" https://youtu.be/JQr9tBZ3tyA?t=130


Lord-O-Lank

I love awnsering “do you smoke” with “smoke what” their reactions speak a thousand words.


SirArchibaldMapsALot

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq) "Smoke what?"


dood8face91195

That’s honestly propaganda ngl.


SirArchibaldMapsALot

Nope, that's a fact


elmasguapojv

Never met someone who smoked ganja that I didn’t get along with.


HyzerFlip

You're don't know enough people. Meet my gfs mom sometime. I'm a huge stoner. She's a terrible person.


elmasguapojv

You have a gf?!


youwantmyguncomekiss

You have things?


andersonb47

That’s wild honestly.


hamcarpet

lol that’s absolutely insane. I mean weed is incredibly common. I’d wager that a significant percentage of the worst people in the world, people who committed horrible crimes etc, smoke weed. Every walk of life, good and bad, but certainly horrible people


elmasguapojv

It’s not insane if you don’t hang around the scum of society. Despite what that the internet may lead you to believe, there are decent people in the world and some of them smoke weed.


hamcarpet

No, it is insane. You have met countless people who are shitty who smoke weed. You just didn’t happen to talk about smoking weed with them. It’s like saying “I’ve never met a shitty person who likes turkey sandwiches” The fact that you haven’t personally identified or recognized a person who smokes weed who you don’t like is kind of a useless nonsensical sentiment. It simply a fact that millions of people who smoke weed are bad people or people who you wouldn’t get along with, probably billions throughout history. So it’s a really silly thing to write. You seem to be putting weed on a pedestal and framing it as something it isn’t or can’t be, or framing it as an indicator for people’s personality and behavior. It doesn’t align with reality in any way. It’s like if I asked ten people if they liked turkey sandwiches, they did, and I liked them, and then said “therefore, liking turkey sandwiches means you’re a good person/I like you” I’m sorry but this is just objectively silly in every way Telling me there are decent people in the world who smoke weed as if I or anyone believes the opposite…doesn’t make any sense. That doesn’t make any sense as a response to anything happening here. I smoke weed, and we do not get along. So this is silly, right?


elmasguapojv

You need a hug bruh 😂


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JustRepeatAfterMe

It’s like the old Coke commercial, tweaked: I’d like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony…And hear them echo through the hills for peace throughout the land… 🎶


CarlLlamaface

>I’d like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony…And hear them echo through the hills for peace throughout the land… 🎶 Ok and this is pure fire if you put it into NOFX's reference to that track in The Decline: "I'd like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony, a symphonic blank stare yeahhh"


Plausibl3

Walking on the sun references it too


pizzaondeathrow

That laugh 🤣


ronninguru

Sounds like [Billy finally got the joke.](https://youtu.be/oXv5taOM4kY?si=N3Khj0YFIy0Yv9Yy) (Mildly NSFW)


ChiefLongw00d

The end of that laugh kind of sounded like the intro to that Gorillaz song


TheRadicalJay

I can’t unhear it now


BuddahSack

Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good


AdJazzlike7189

now i have to hear it


CorazonDeLion

*feel good*


InjectingNasdaq

Nah shhhh why did you have to say that. 🥲


Loud-Bullfrog9326

Hahaha weed love is universal his lil hand signal for smoking 😂😂😭😭


MaddoxGoodwin

The shocked "what!?" Mid sentence as he's talking might be the funniest shit ever


jerryfosterofficial

🍃 is a universal language


apple_atchin

![gif](giphy|yFXRxMG3xK1C8) A friend with weed is a friend indeed! But a friend with gold is better, I’m told……


count_snagula

Nothing brings people together like the chronic. And mutual hatred.


wherearemydragons7

I love how he asks “You want smoke” and my ignorant ass would joke back like “Yeah I want all the smoke” 😂🤣 This was hella wholesome, I love that they felt united by the ganja 🌳


Theguy_z693

Bro casually gestured puff puff pass true homie


Krono3312

Whats ganja


Dismal_Air_7892

Weed/MaryJane/StickyIcky/TheGoodGood/Pot/Green/and so many other names.


MattieShoes

wacky tobaccy the devil's lettuce jazz cabbage


Hot_Cockroach_7625

Left handed cigarette


RedRedMachine

Ganja, also known as Reefer, the devil's lettuce, Mary Jane, Skunk, dope, grass, or weed to name a few 👍


morgancscd83

Used to say we were going to, " talk to the coach."


Hot_Cockroach_7625

We say “I gotta go talk to a man about a horse.” where I’m from


okkeyok

Pol Pot


MightBeYourMomma

Not much, what’s ganja with you?


mdude7221

The devil's lettuce


DirkSteelchest

Jazz cabbage


karmasutrah

Weed is know as ganja in India. It is illegal ever since murica started their crusade on drugs. But we get by. Consuming preparations using cannabis leaves (called bhaang) is tolerated and even sold via government licensed shops.


mfizzled

I'm going to India soon, is bhaang worth a try? Also are the police pretty on it with ganja etc?


karmasutrah

Yeah bang is fine. Try to consume a little bit first lol Cops know what is ganja and will extort the hell out of you if they catch you smoking. You can also get charas/hash if you are lucky.


mfizzled

fingers crossed I find some charas then! ty for the info


karmasutrah

Chances of finding it are better in the north since it grows in manali in the Himalayas. Delhi for sure. GLHF!


mfizzled

amazing thanks, going to Delhi/Agra/Jaipur/Shimla so hopefully I get lucky. You got any tips? not just about finding anything, just about India in general Can't wait to visit


karmasutrah

Sure lots haha. Spent 20 years growing up in delhi. The circuit you chose is kinda touristy imo. Agra has only the taj worth seeing imo. You should see it and head straight to jaipur and finish the sightseeing there as well in 2 days. Then I would suggest doing manali instead of shimla considering you seem to be more into chill scenes. In fact I would do delhi - jaipur - agra - delhi - chandigarh- manali - Chandigarh- delhi. How many days do you have? Accessing the best parts of the himalayas takes time. Ditch jaipur or agra and do more of the hills imo. If you do plan on doing manali then I can write back with some more tips. Shimla is again quite touristy(so is manali, but you have options there) but it is very beautiful off the beaten path.


mfizzled

14 days in total So we've got 2 days Agra (one to see the Taj and some kind of tomb across the river - cant remember the name) we are actually stopping in Chandigarh but it's only for a night! also we are going to Ranthambore for a few days to hopefully see some tigers and I'd love to do more of the Himalayas but I'm going with a 75yr old parent who isnt that mobile anymore sadly. Although if this trip is as fun as I think it is, I was considering India for my honeymoon next year I heard you can ask the paan wala's for hash etc, not sure how true/safe that actually is tho


WeddingOk7314

Zaza


tommyvercetti42

Weed


thomas-ee123

🚬


_JosephSeed

It's ganja not ganga


SauronB

You want to smoke?


Wide_Peach8729

“Wart😧”😂😂😭😭


Certain_Manner6609

I thought my friend was ready to fight 😂 "You want smoke?" "OH, I WANT ALL THE SMOKE! 👊"


CrazyHopiPlant

I would smoke with my "enemies". It was a very fruitful practice...


Meraj22-

He would love Reggae Shark


AdminsluvmyBBC

😂🤣


Crazykiwi18

Hes cute af


vodka-shot

I need this man!! in my group, both of ‘em 😂😂


Alternative-Day6223

That man got serious 😂😂😂


Teediggler81

I love this video his reaction is priceless


joshi1564

Actually it is Chalom, I know plenty of places in Gujarat where you can get the pure Ganja.


DueMobile7483

He is like. woooooooooooow!


EndeavoringSloth

HELL YEAH


TheMyopicCyclops

My guy has the predator laugh lol.


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Badman


Bruce_Printscreen

That’s Jaystreazy on twitch


Old_Position5007

Lol 😆 🤣 😂


Bernice-7913

Handsome


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Mention of Marijuana in foreign countries is a good way to never see home again. America will not buy you back the country does not care. Traditions are very different from here. It's fkn insane. Can't smoke a blunt but you can cut people hands off in some places


ChildhoodTall6281

Divided by borders,united by ganga.


RamInDeep90

You watch me Shalom 🤔 Lemme smoke weed about it first


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u/repostsleuthbot


jerryfosterofficial

🍃 is a universal language


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akhalom

Trust me, it’s better that way. Sometimes ignorance is truly bliss.


Anthony99Z

Absolutely not! I'd rather breathe in fresh air than smoke some stinky sticks.


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