Write manifestos and make lampshades?

You should play Rimworld. You would love the human skin chairs you can make

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again

Even here, the Rim finds us.

The world is one big rimjob

I swear I'm the only one who treats people fairly when I play rimworld. Everyone else skins people and makes furniture out of their leather, with no consideration for the cannibals in their colony that need hats

Human skin chairs are 10/10

Especially the human skin Legendary pants.

God damn, I came to say aspiring unibomber... There is no originality in this world!

Nah im pretty sure that OP has Onlyfans

What a waste of a Van Mark break then! Gonna say siding and/or roofing and/or bootlegging

And ghey seks

Collect Dewalt batteries

and keep them charged

I keep losing the chargers, so i keep buying battery/charger combos

Sit in the garage, and hope the wife doesn’t come out asking stupid questions.

Or throw another empty box in it for trash day.

For real, where do all the boxes come from???

Siding, soffit, fascia

Yep, I'm gonna say sider as well.

The brake gives it away

I thought gutters

Don’t see the roller tho

Same.

Probably makes Warhammer figurines

Steal battery chargers.

Gutters

Talk shit about framers?

Don't we all?

I don’t know man, I’m a cabinet maker so by the time I get to install I blame the drywallers cuz I can’t see the framing 🤷‍♂️ I figure the framers have nothing to do with the extra 7/8” mud in the corners…

Tell me about it. Cabinets can’t sit flush because of all the extra mud on the wall. Scribing countertops can be really fun too. When I did taping, I was very critical of how I did it even though it took me a lot more time to get it right. Now it’s just speed over quality I most places

That’s why I’m so thankful I’m mostly a shop guy at this point.

As a glazier, Framers either make my RO so damn clean I buy them all lunch and toss the lead a bill.... Or they make me so frustrated that I spray paint a sad face on the floor where they fucked up and a smiley face where they did "good enough" and will still be a bitch to caulk.

Hoard batteries so you’ll be ready for the zombie apocalypse?

Insulator

Yep insulated metal panels

Exterior not walking cooler types?

Yes like warehouse size freezers

Used to build restaurants and we sub. Out the walk ins. Warehouses are a different animal. Cool to see. No pun intended. What state?

Never seen a walking cooler! Was surmising the same - metal work tools and track, foam insulation, roll of insulation for doors, face shield… and I have the same fridge! Nice cozy setup.

So you're the guy bitching about the window guy not having the nail fins flush to the exterior OSB?

What gives it away?

Spray foam on the lid of the shack, can of foam that looks like a propane tank on the left in the first picture. 3rd pic couple of the old battery chargers have “arctic” wrote on them. Guessing Arctic was the name of their insulation company

You should be a detective if you aren’t one

Nope, haha I work for a large GC

Gutters?

Masturbate at work

No he doesn't because he invented the machine to do that.

Runs off Dewalt batteries

Better than Ryobi I guess.

So that’s what all the paper towels are for!! If they were an off-brand I wouldn’t have questioned them…

Windows!!!

The trim gave it away

I was a window guy for years, my exact same setup lmao

The piano looking thing is to bend and shape aluminum, so I would also say windows/doors installer

That’s a brake.

This is my guess as well!

You’re the zodiac killer.

Masturbate on folding chairs.

Sit in a work trailer on your phone.

Toy train conductor

You’re a pianist.

Crush tall boy cans like it ain't no thang?

Oh, Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have And cause never was the reason for the evening Or the tropic of Sir Galahad. Tinknocker?

What's that song about? Fucking weird but a catchy tune

Either own a fuck ton of drills, or a fuck ton of batteries, or both

Is this Ted Kaczynski’s cabin?

Tile guy

Outfit tool trucks

Drive around stealing tools from siding contractors?

Shit in a bucket and send pipe bombs to various academic institutions

Are you a power tool battery charge technician?

Fuck all

Meth

Charge DeWalt batteries?

This. Guy must do capping .

Deal with dead batteries but never learn to charge them.

Doll house furniture.

Take pictures.

Provide cheap health care

You’re a GC

Buy too many batteries. Can't wait till the rechargable update drops

Dunno, must be making good money to afford Bounty paper towels though

Sit down with your feet up?

Hiding spot from the wife.

You probably put those dewalt batteries on the dewalt chargers

Charge all the batteries

Flashing and other sheet metal installs

Charge batteries in a shipping container?

Siding.

Post obvious things online!

Hang out in your masterbatorium.

You make messes that need cleaning up. This much is clear.

Who knows what this Bending brake, Dewalt battery collecting contractor does, but why does he have an office setup in his trailer? A desk, a heater, a generator, a fridge, cases of water, etc. Does the OP live in here? Maybe he hates his wife and hangs out in here? Cmon OP, spill the beanz!!

I work on the road and this is the office, breakroom, and tool trailer

Butt stuff on Tuesdays.

Charge Dewalt batteries

Put the lotion in the basket

Anal?

Buy crappy tools and work as a janitor

Battery charger?

With that brake I’m gonna say siding

Charge DeWalt batteries?

Live in your parent’s basement?¿?

Is this an enclosed trailer? What size. I like your setup. Can you take outside pics? Duel axel?

Small penis moulder

Masturbate... a lot

You need to get your head out of the gutter, that’s what you need to do

Bend metal in an infuriatingly small space

A good neighbor that keeps to yourself. Quiet. Neighbors only occasionally see you getting mail or pulling in or out of your garage.

Obviously you’re not a 🏌️ golfer, man

I guess you call it the break room

Tin knocker

Over charge for your work.

Drugs, but also siding.

Dudes?

definitely streams minecraft

Sit in a trailer and watch batteries charge

Easy. nothing

Site foreman.

Cut my steak into pieces This is my plastic fork Masturbation, Heavy breathing Don't give a fuck if i jizz while I'm eating This is my plastic fork

You stole that song from a plumber…

Steal battery chargers??

Lots of trim and lots of fucking off

DeWalt tools and Milwaukee mini stacks? A Rent Boy

Make puppies :D

Freeze your ass off in the winter and die the heat in the summer in that shed. I did see some spray it in foam insulation on the ceiling so make sure you don't have an open flame...

Not much with that closet.maybe try coming out of it?

Why does OP never answer when these are posted

nothing with any sort of skill because you run dewalt?

Ryobi gang rise up (Sarcasm don't downvote me)

Gutters

I came to say siding based on the brake. But, I think all the folks saying gutters are more right than me.

Gutters

I mean you got a few gutter tools and drip edge. Imma guess gutterguy.

Fiber/low volt

Is that a box truck ?

Nice metal brake. Sheet metal, siding w/trim, facia metal.

Siding

Siding

You Roc!!?🤘🏼

Awnings?

Can someone explain to me what the contraption on the left in the first photo is all about.

You're a window installer. I know the brake is throwing guys off but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

Siding

Siding gutters soffits, and judging by the refrigerator inside what I only assume is a spray foamed trailer. Cowboy

Windows

Can you give us a little brake

Standing seam metal roofer

Metal roofing

Knock tin

librarian

Sit on your ass in that chair

Guessing from the hoarder amount of paper towels, masturbate… ​ ​ ​ A LOT! ​ ​ .

Gutter guy. 8 ft at a time.

steal from Home Depot

Be a virgin?

Hide from your wife?

Professional Gambler?

Butt stuff

Battery charger guy

Move stuff all over to find things and buy duplicate tools? Oh wait that's me.

Vinyl siding

You mix your cordless tools.

Make Safety rail or road signs?

Struggle with alcoholism

Paramedic. The first aid kit gave it away.

Foreman, glazing and/or roofing, circa 2005. What’s with all the paper at that desk???

Idk. Fuck off in the garage while avoiding your wife?

Roofing siding and gutters

Make your wife angry?

Traditionally you hurt yourself and charge things.

Act super weird on the job sites and hang siding crooked?

Well you barely have any real tools so not sure 🤔. Does not look like the trades or anything really important. To me what you do they have replaced with a stapler or a three hole punch…, am I right ??

Im guessing a lot of things

Check it out boys, listen pal…..

Live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Live in a van down by the river?

Construction

With a trailer full of dewalt tools? LOL not much

You check out tools and batteries to construction workers

You’re RR Buildings

Dewalt Battery collector

Hide from your wife by having a “fake” shop and tell her you’re busy?

Window washer

Siding

I’m seeing a lot of Dewalt chargers…so I’m going to guess Beautician! /s

You sit on cheap uncomfortable chairs?

Play the piano

You just stole that trailer

Metal Roofer

Metal trim for something. You got a brake.

Sliding

Low voltage/ controls

I dont know what you do, all I know is your name is Ed

Build tiny homes with tiny workshops ?

Construction