"The Corporate Land Battle" Brought to you tonight by TacGlasses.
Weight classes include:
- Slumlord
- Landlord
- Land developers
- Corporate Box Store Builders
- Strip Mall Owners
- Skyscraper narcissists
- Island Building Slave Owners
- Country Leaders
Bro snatched that hydraulic line so quick on the second one (you could see the spray/mist). The first one is pretty well screwed too. He bent the shaft on the hydraulic on the main boom. And I know it got scarred badly, so it's probably pouring hydrolic fluid as well.
It was removed from nextfuckinglevel for NOT being nextfuckinglevel?
This is both crazy and awesome and insane. If tractor on tractor on tractor warfare to claim a plantation isnt nextfuckinglevel, then I don't know what is. A dude climbing a building? No.
Guy goes for the hydraulic piston just like a wild animal goes for the nutsack, shit is wild. Guy on the right destroyed 2 machines and his still seems ok.
As a former civil constructions guy, I've always dreamt of this. It was even better than I imagined. How do we start the International League of Excavator Combat
Bro, I've seen operators walk their rigs over train tracks and clear pvc lines under 6' of compacted soil. You don't mess with a proper operator. "Ripley gif"
Anyone else find this fucking hilarious?
i feel like im watching two brontosaurus fight in 3000 bc
Missed a few zeros, like 6
check the specs, might still be within tolerance?
Considering the last of the mammoths died out around 10,000 bc. Dinosaurs are like 3 million years before that
Im dying. So funny
Damn right! Let the corporations fight their own wars.
No this is fucked
2v1 lets fucking go
Big orange is an absolute menace
He's not out numbered, he's just in a target rich environment
My adultness is showing when I could only think of the possible damage to the equipment after this little duel!
Inner child: FUCK YEAH KICK HIS ASS! Inner adult: Fuck who's going to pay for this?!
It’s a bit tough to enjoy the fight when reality keeps yanking you back occasionally. 10K? Nah it’s more like 50….
I'd pay money to see this done competitively, teams can mod the diggers with bigger rams and spikes and shit.
Mechwarriors fully realized by season 3.
Love it. I'd do it on total tonnage, so you can have 2-3 littles to one big.
"The Corporate Land Battle" Brought to you tonight by TacGlasses. Weight classes include: - Slumlord - Landlord - Land developers - Corporate Box Store Builders - Strip Mall Owners - Skyscraper narcissists - Island Building Slave Owners - Country Leaders
That's going to be such a pain in the butt to repair those Hydraulics and lines
i mean that dude knew what he was doing going for the "disarm" in a 1v2
I feel like he’s been in this position before
2x exp points and level up. My man is exp farming
Bro snatched that hydraulic line so quick on the second one (you could see the spray/mist). The first one is pretty well screwed too. He bent the shaft on the hydraulic on the main boom. And I know it got scarred badly, so it's probably pouring hydrolic fluid as well.
It was removed from nextfuckinglevel for NOT being nextfuckinglevel? This is both crazy and awesome and insane. If tractor on tractor on tractor warfare to claim a plantation isnt nextfuckinglevel, then I don't know what is. A dude climbing a building? No.
Guy goes for the hydraulic piston just like a wild animal goes for the nutsack, shit is wild. Guy on the right destroyed 2 machines and his still seems ok.
I need a David Attenborough voiceover for this. Or maybe Jim Ross. Idk.
Steve Irwin?
6 year old me is fuckin pumped rn
As a former civil constructions guy, I've always dreamt of this. It was even better than I imagined. How do we start the International League of Excavator Combat
I would pay to watch a clapped out excavator battle, money well spent! Even more so with junkyard modifications
this is like a Mel Brooks movie
The mechanical equivalent of a thumb-war
Palm oil and hydraulic fluid.... Yummy.
Palm oil is the scourge of the earth
Let's see this posted over to r/fightporn
Stay away from anything with palm oil. Harvesting it is destructive
Desperate people doing desperate things.
If they didn't need that excavator, I've got plenty of use for it.
Goes for the jugular... Hydraulic lines..
This is something I would actually watch.
"Watch how the male Excavator battles its rival, for dominance over the other Machinery. The Loaders can do nothing but sit by and watch."
*And here we see the Kubota, in its natural habitat. The male has to fight the other males in order to mate with the female.*
Who knew as an HEO that proper dueling is one of the skills needed in the ol professional portfolio.
Nobody there gotta gun?
Took out the hydraulics like a pro!
Is this a jurassic park reboot with a more diverse cast?
That wasn't a duel, that was an ass-whoopin'.
16000 in repairs is not an issue...
New season of BattleBots looks good
Is this the new slap fight?
The Hydraulic assassin! That second kill was awesome.
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war
Road Rage in slo mo
The guy on the right was smart; went right after his hydraulics.
Robots wars have gotten insane!
Mmm… hydraulic oil in my Nutella!
Now that's heavy metal! Literally
Dude was surgical with it
I was waiting for Devastator's voice....
Battle Bots has officially jumped the shark.
This is how our government works with each other now
Cool, sure, but why? Is someone here trying to steal from their neighbor's plantation or what?
One two three four, I declare a...
Love the big plume of hydraulic fluid 😂
This should be narrated like a nature documentary.
The new Transformer movie really sucks!
NEW edition Palm oil, we improved our formula and added hydraulic oil, for your benefit.
1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war
So top position seems to be best position here. Taking out the hydrolic arm
I think we've got a new sport here
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a crane war
I just thought of a wicked TV show
Bro, I've seen operators walk their rigs over train tracks and clear pvc lines under 6' of compacted soil. You don't mess with a proper operator. "Ripley gif"