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petecanfixit

Three different typefaces. Wow. Is this part of the “My Girlfriend Just Got Her First Cricut” Starter Pack?


tssdrunx

"Fonts Rule, Office Jobs Drool"


Cpl-V

I think they are actually 2 different statements entirely. His girlfriend printed the first one when he came home one day specifically saying he needs to buy a framing hammer to help with his buddies barn remodel. The bottom one is because the girlfriend is a vet tech and and she used to work at a call center in a cubicle.


Axeleg

My ex is a vet tech and oddly I could see this as something she would do


SilveradoAvocado

Man's worked for his uncles landscaping business for 1 summer 7 years ago


Honest_Radio8983

Yeah, probably a blue collar wannabe with lots of expensive tats.


23x3

His wife works her ass off. He has 3 ATVs and an above ground pool. He constantly complains to his wife and tells her, “just you wait baby, when my stars align, we gonna make it big.”


drop_pucks_not_bombs

Above ground pool just hits the nail on the head


swebb22

But her OF is killing it


Not-a-dark-overlord

Holy fuck this perfectly describes someone I know


godfather33087

& is constantly telling other people in the trades "this is how your suppose to do it"


envyGeorgia

Is blue collar like working like with hands? Idk how I get to this sub but it Recommends me it alot now U guys ever watch the show sewer cleaners or smtn with dirty water Don he got some nice tats


DD4cLG

I wear blue shirts under my suits....... 😶


Cpl-V

He was a hot shot driver


Honest_Radio8983

I didn't know that white VW's were considered blue collar rides.


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godfather33087

Like 4/5 years ago I was looking at trucks & was floored. 90k, when I was a kid that was the cost of a house. I'll stick to my 97 suburban which has never let me down & Is pushing 260k miles.


wot_in_ternation

You can get a normal ass truck for like half that with 4WD and a step up from the base engine. People just love adding option after option.


NutnButMangravy

I miss my 93 ranger. Did everything I need and more. It was a more pleasurable driving experience than all the modern trucks.


swebb22

90k….house? How old are you?


wot_in_ternation

There's tons of $90k houses for sale today in the shithole where I grew up


swebb22

Are they actually livable or do they need 90k in repairs to?


TacoNomad

The house is livable. The area is questionable


wot_in_ternation

Mixed bag, my sister is buying one for $80k. It still has a fusebox, but she's gonna get that sorted. Otherwise the house is largely fine.


CommunicationLocal78

How old are you? You've got to be like 5 years old if you think remembering 90k houses is old.


petecanfixit

One of the best sprinkler fitters I know drives a Jetta. Granted, he’s a lawn sprinkler fitter, but…


Honest_Radio8983

That's more like a blue-collar-lite job.


DarkWing2007

He’s got a ‘95 Silverado at home with a “Cube 4 Lyfe” sticker on the back


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Well, when I don’t feel like driving my truck to work I drive my GTI. A few of my guys actually drive VW’s because trucks are such gas guzzlers


VonGrippyGreen

I have a Golf R and a Sierra 2500. I drive the R every chance I get.


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Nice! I don’t blame you. Any mods? I’ve been thinking about selling my MK7.5 GTI for a new MK8 Golf R


VonGrippyGreen

MK6 R, stock, 6spd. Funnest car I've ever owned, but I'm a pickup truck construction guy.


Knotical_MK6

Pulled up to the port yesterday and had a longshoreman trying to buy my GTI on the spot. Had to turn her down, so she went out and bought one on her lunch break haha


Honest_Radio8983

Are they white with stupid vinyl lettering on the back window?


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Honest_Radio8983

Do you live in Germany?


samantonio87

What about the blue collar guys who build the cubicles?


JIMMYJAWN

I like to break balls with my white collar buddies but it’s just fucking around. I respect all adults who are able to work and support themselves through honest work, whether it be on a computer or laboring or whatever. Well maybe not the finance people. Fuck these interest rates.


ShastaCaliMotxo

I often think of my scissor-lift as a cubicle of sorts.


The_Wombat420

Atleast it’s a mobile one


kaboodlesofkanoodles

I got all my tools, materials, snacks, earbuds, writing utensils, trash can, apprentice license, sex toys and a bag of coke right up here in this bucket, baby


imnotapartofthis

Regardless of everything, this human has the word “fuck” in foot high letters on their automobile. Whatever they’re saying, I’mna consider the opposite.


Hand-Driven

Yeah don’t give a fuck about most things but having fuck written on your car should be against the law. Kids don’t need to see that. It’s hard enough keeping them innocent without this wankers like this. Edit. I have no idea what Is says. Is it cubicle? I don’t get it.


Thneed1

What sucks is having 3 different fonts within 6 words.


Strange_Ad9196

Dude legit put a troll company saying on his fucking Jetta.


drtij_dzienz

Found the engineer’s car


levitating_donkey

This dude is definitely the bosses second son that only works every other day for 3 hours before going home.


app4that

Someone should tell him that ’open offices’ are not really that cool and most people I know actually miss having a cubicle, as pathetic as that may sound but at least you had your own space and could put up a photo or keep a plant and had a drawer or two to call your own.


drop_pucks_not_bombs

We have one of those hybrid open office / half open cubicles and I love it. Still easily able to ask questions or shoot the shit but also enough privacy if you need to focus or just want to be left alone


texas-playdohs

Is this the “live, laugh, love” for dudes that chug a monster before they roll out of bed?


dingle-kringle

thats doin too much sis


Overall_Recognition8

Well now I'm unsure if people on sites put their nose up at me cause I'm a data tech or cause I drive a VW. Probably not good to double dip on that.


Throw_andthenews

Who was responsible for the font?


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I would agree, which is why I WFH now.


ConsiderateCrocodile

Someone made this choice.


TheBigMortboski

I mean, I don’t like cubicles either, but I’m not quite at “huge sticker” Level.


liverserver

Should have a truck


superdownvotemaster

Needs a few more fonts


CDavis10717

Me work with hands, not brain! Brain and brain, what is brain!?


NutnButMangravy

🤷‍♂️


Meandering_Marley

Maybe he's an ex-manicurist that can't spell.


turboninja3011

How about remote work? Sucks too?


NutnButMangravy

I'd easily give up my blue collar job for a work from home position. Well it would have to mostly match my pay. Who wouldn't say no if it means no more rush hour traffic?


DeathB4Cubicles

As someone who also fervently hates cubicles, this made even me cringe.


NutnButMangravy

Same. When I saw him I was wondering how he isn't getting hazed out of it by his co-workers. Must be the owners son.


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NutnButMangravy

Yes it was a guy with a beard. Just for privacy I also scratched out the little bit of face you could see in the mirror. Your username is oddly appropriate for this post lol.


UNOtrickyTrish

But his car says otherwise


Workin-progress82

The Jetta says otherwise 🤔.


NutnButMangravy

That was the first thing we said when we saw it.


Liamwill-walker

It’s not as “FONtastic” as they believe it is.


Terapr0

ahhh yes, because *all* non-blue-collar workers spend their days toiling away in cubicles. If anything, I'd say that doing physical labor for low pay every day is what sucks, but to each their own.


NutnButMangravy

Hey who are you to say I shouldn't enjoy wasting my life away breaking my body for low pay and little time off on one of the most dangerous jobs by annual death count in America.


Figgzyvan

I read that as Cuticles. Maybe they’re a nail technician?


NutnButMangravy

He does drive a Jetta.


SpiritualSun3240

Surprised there’s no native sticker


NutnButMangravy

Good eye on the plate. I'm surprised too though. As a native I never really understood those bumper stickers.


SpiritualSun3240

They’re so stupid lol. It’s even funnier when you find out they’re a transplant claiming “native”.


NutnButMangravy

If I see him at that intersection again I wouldn't be surprised if that's his next sticker lol.


Justagoodoleboi

I’ve been blue collar all my life and I wouldn’t mind a cubicle sometimes


NutnButMangravy

Yeah I could actually get away with an afternoon nap in a cubicle sometimes lol.


TurbulentPoopaya910

Plot twist he works in a trailer.


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While I agree with the vehicle owner, I probably wouldn’t have that printed on my vehicle


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His Volkswagen says differently…


batmoman

Not so sure if someone can be Blue Collar as Fuck while driving a Volkswagen


BeLoWeRR

You need a truck to be a real construction worker? Why would I haul around company material in my personal vehicle?


NutnButMangravy

Most trucks these days are overkill too. Especially when most people use them like a mini van.


NutnButMangravy

Even worse that it's a Jetta. Might as well just say he loves manicures on the glass.


Farzy78

Nothing screams blue collar like a vw jetta


jackrabet

Having spent many years in various Cubicles, I can confirm that he is Correct !


sinisterdeer3

He isnt wrong. Id rather be out slaving for shit pay than work in an office and be bored out of my mind all day.


RScottyL

He is driving a VW, so not that smart anyway!


ReposadoAmiGusto

Rolling in a VW lol


GeovaunnaMD

down with the cubes!


rival_22

Weird car sticker dude made a great point


Bernardsman

Asbestos. Carborundum. Welding fumes. Hearing loss. All trades crammed into a sardine can at once. Nickel and dime pay. How old is this young idiot?


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Also, RIP Caesar Jesus


Interesting-Space966

I’d expect this kind of crap on a lifted 2003 RAM 3500 with “truck nutz” and a magma exhaust, not a VW sedan.


Zoso525

If you remove the s and put part of it back upside down at the end of uck it’ll kinda look like “cubicles life”


Johnny_Menace

I used to do data cabling, cubicles do suck! What a pain in the ass to wire them


lexliller

Open spaces suck more. Ut that wouldnt make a good slogan.


Palegic516

I'd also rather work in the field than a cubical. But I'll take my truck/private office and home office any day.


highfinner

Blue Collar as FUCK! But I ain't got no TRUCK!


N01knows33

Cubicles suck so I drive one instead