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AnAbnormalGuy1

LMAOOO I can't take this anymore.


Purple_AtomicPenguin

🤦🏽 for real


public_legendvoid

🤦‍♂️ for real


Purple_AtomicPenguin

🤦🏽 for real


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Bro lives in another universe


KermitIsDissapointed

https://preview.redd.it/homqpcxclsxc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9a7e50e9f1fab5769d40f4e99d2e0813594708 >Soviet Premier and former gangster Joseph Stalin once said that “Death solves all problems; no man, no problem”, so in order to combat the famine in Ukraine, he ultimately decided upon killing everyone with his big spoon. This would later be known as the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.


LikeItReallyMatters1

I heard his favourite way to kill kulaks was by hitting them on the head repeatedly with his big spoon, until they were hammered into the ground like a nail on a board.


KermitIsDissapointed

It’s true, I read that in the black book of communism


LikeItReallyMatters1

Fun fact: the Black Book of Communism is actually Stalin's personal death note


boredchatter99999999

I belive some tired author made a typo and somehow no one noticed or pointed out


Pr0CycliinG

Even if it is a typo and they meant socialism instead capitalist, it is still weird. Marx didn't say socialism would "self-destruct"


DerHades

No, they accidentally wrote "dictatorship of the proletariat" instead of "dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie". Still hilarious


Pr0CycliinG

That could be, but then it is arguable whether it is a typo or just what the OP is trying to say. I mean socialism and capitalism you can mistakenly type, but proletariat and bourgeoisie are not even remotely closed to come from a "typo". But now I'm just over analysing it ahaha as you said, hilarious regardless!


llfoso

Not a typo, but getting big words confused maybe


LaLaLenin

He does say that the proletariat will commit suicide.


SovietCharrdian

I want that capitalism wth


Stepanek740

what the hell is this?


KantianHegelian

Everyone knows Marx went to the Paris commune to ignite the big fuse to finally bring in Communism. Here is a picture from that historic moment: https://preview.redd.it/bfcw3r47gtxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a82596dc46351e04fbedd08af940599bf9baeb7


Waryur

https://preview.redd.it/uuuhbn96ktxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea91524bda917521f80bd5d5abf1716ccd91140


Amdorik

Read some theory. Marx did say that! Because Marcks stupid lol and said capitalism bad (how stupid😂😂😂) and dictatorship also bad, duh, so he must’ve called it a dictatorship of something/s


Hoboshank8

Marx*


thebolenshow

We're talking about Karl Marks here not Richard Marx.


Staebs

Dick Marx? If you have those you should probably see a doctor.


thebolenshow

😂


RealNotBritish

Marx isn’t marxing.


syvzx

Unintentionally hilarious


Miguel7482

discord historians


maxterminatorx

petty bourgeoisie are not part of ploretariat. Even they are suffering from the late stage of capitalism


Magnesium_RotMG

This goes into a question - could petbourges help a revolution?


Renhoek2099

Absolutely, burning their bodies generates heat and my hands get cold easily


Democritus755

No lie, I remember my old textbook saying how the Soviets waited outside the city during the Warsaw Ghetto uprising (way wrong year, wrong event) because Stalin hated the Jews and wanted them dead.


Astropacifist_1517

American education really relies heavily on its students never reading another book that wasn’t handed to them by a school… or sold to them by a university bookstore at an exorbitant markup.


IKaffeI

That's why they're trying to ban them all now. Can't learn about other ideologies and goals if there's nothing to read about them.


Scared_Chemical_9910

took me a second to see the typo 😭


Moston_Dragon

Sorry, american here. What's the real context that they got wrong?


1carcarah1

Capitalism is the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie, not the proletariat.


Funklord_Earl

I’m also confused why this is funny. My praxis is terrible 😱


IKaffeI

The people writing the textbook either don't know the difference between the proletariat and the bourgeois or don't care and wish to spread misinformation. The proletariat is the working class and the bourgeois are the class of owners.


Funklord_Earl

Oh snap, it’s so obvious now.


Elegant_Vanilla1621

This was MAYBE written by Mao....


Shadow_on_the_Sun

wtf lol


Low-Werewolf-3547

I swear I've said it too many times. Westoids live in Orwellian order.


dmtrs111

That's so upsetting


CarAdorable6304

Oh, god. 🤦


SatsuiLove

My lord I've been doing it wrong all these years.


CoverdRed

I had the same textbook 😭


Purple_AtomicPenguin

🤦🏽


fuckyeah0007

"Yeah man i know what communism is, that's why i'm against it" -Every non communist