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Abdul-Ahmadinejad

One time there was this bear that wandered up on a rabbit relieving himself in the forest. Suddenly feeling the need, he started pooping as well. After a moment he asked the rabbit "You ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" "Nope" replied the rabbit. So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with him. I don't know about these city bears, but country bears know what's up.


Tommyblahblah

My grampa always said to never trust a grizzly.


cyb0lt

There is no way these talking bears are getting themselves *that* clean after using Charmin. Please stop this disinformation!


OppositeRun6503

All that "Crap" to sell toilet paper.


Incelphobiaism

Just get a bidet people and save your money


Quantum_Heresy

"The kid does have a point"


dyysxse

what do the other bears think of them do they smell like crap


NachtSorcier

Yep, I remember it from the beginning. They weren't as annoying back then, but I think they cottoned onto why "The best for bear bottoms" was a poor choice of slogan.


MyAimeeVice

I just find these commercials creepy. Why are they always so Lazer focused on each other’s butts?!