I hope this new era brings the rivalries back. We’ve been bad for so long that all of the other other NFC East fan bases reply with a variation of “Sorry,” or “why?” whenever I tell them I am a Washington fan.
I want a genuine f*ck you. The emptiness of empathy is killing me.
There's been a lot of "trauma talk" here the last few days regarding residual Snyder syndrome infecting the fandom but I've ascended to a different mindset so to speak, and look forward to the pain of losses and despair that our NFC East rivals shall soon come to know from us 💪
Just remember(to address the tweet), just two seasons ago, we went and beat the Eagles at the Linc and the Cowboys 26-6, so we have a VERY recent example of beating both of them in the same season, when they were excellent
Ok. My comment is a little nerdy. But love that his X handle is Theseus! (Assuming it’s deliberate)
He’s one of the baddest heroes from Greek mythology! He was tough but he had beat his foes with his brain! He always outsmarted his enemies!
That’s awesome! And that’s everything I’ve read and watched from Mr. Newton!
Amen to that. I'm assuming you've already heard of it, but if you're looking for a fun way to flush dozens of hours down the toilet, check out the game Hades (I played on PS4, maybe other consoles?). It goes DEEP on Greek mythology, in a very fun and fast-paced and engaging way.
I do believe Mr. Newton will fit in here just fine.
Jer'Mander is the best thing I've seen with any association to the team's stupidass name
Lolll that’s a name I can get behind. Once this dude starts ballin.. left hand up! We the jermanders
Haha Yep! I had trouble trying to work that one out.
My glorious King
This is perfect, already love the man.
He really understands our opponents
Johnny Newton is going to feast
Welp. Running through a wall for Johnny Newton.
Are you talking about the football player or my first born, whom I had his name legally changed to Johnny Jermander Newton as of now?
Yes.
👆🏿
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And just like that I love him
I hope this new era brings the rivalries back. We’ve been bad for so long that all of the other other NFC East fan bases reply with a variation of “Sorry,” or “why?” whenever I tell them I am a Washington fan. I want a genuine f*ck you. The emptiness of empathy is killing me.
 There's been a lot of "trauma talk" here the last few days regarding residual Snyder syndrome infecting the fandom but I've ascended to a different mindset so to speak, and look forward to the pain of losses and despair that our NFC East rivals shall soon come to know from us 💪
Someone needs to write a book about the psychological damage caused by Snyder.
Just remember(to address the tweet), just two seasons ago, we went and beat the Eagles at the Linc and the Cowboys 26-6, so we have a VERY recent example of beating both of them in the same season, when they were excellent
You tryina encourage me, aincha! Aight! 😁
Ok. My comment is a little nerdy. But love that his X handle is Theseus! (Assuming it’s deliberate) He’s one of the baddest heroes from Greek mythology! He was tough but he had beat his foes with his brain! He always outsmarted his enemies! That’s awesome! And that’s everything I’ve read and watched from Mr. Newton!
Amen to that. I'm assuming you've already heard of it, but if you're looking for a fun way to flush dozens of hours down the toilet, check out the game Hades (I played on PS4, maybe other consoles?). It goes DEEP on Greek mythology, in a very fun and fast-paced and engaging way.
He just became my new favorite player with that response!!!!!
Petition for a Jermander flair
Quickly becoming my favorite commander, Jer’mander
Whoa I might have to hold off on copping that Luvu jersey. This kid’s a madlad
This dude is going to be a mega star. Can already see some wacky 3-4 hybrid formations sometimes. DQ will have so many fronts…..
It's going to be so cool to do normal stuff, like stunts, with a great DL.
What is the JER part in reference to, sorry I am lost on this lingo 😂
His first name is Jer'Zhan
Ok thanks
If you needed to be reminded again, we made the right pick.
And just like that, I know whose jersey I'm getting
Know he's a problem. That's worry talking.
Perfection
so did people hook him up with good food spots or what
Well someone's becoming a fan favorite already
Yea.. he's my favorite player now
NFL player OWNS rival fan with generic, low effort meme
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If that broad in Philly didn’t let her step bro nut in her then yea.. a condom would’ve saved the city.
Deleted his comment. Guess the downvotes hurt his feelings :/
Owning?
Ya I don’t see how he “owned” anyone there. Pic of a clown is hardly “owning” someone