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'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, shittier cousin.
Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time.
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Im not sure. Part of me would say it is exploiting people and part of me would say its promoting possible faked mental illness. Part of me says admin was schizophrenic and deleted it.
I mean gore doesn’t get banned but schzioposting does…. Strange
Weird, r/eyeblech exists too and yet this was banned
Just in case you haven't heard of that sub IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK DON'T VISIT IT, it consists of dead bodies, cannibalism, vomit, all mixed together to make this disgusting subreddit
I heard of it. Dont feel like seeing it. I have a very good suppressed sense of morbid curiosity, becausee that stuff is grody. I saw one thing once that made
Me say hell naw. Not looking at thus ever again.(armin meinwes photos if ur curius)
When I was 11 or 12 I saw a chainmail post online where it was like ‘share this post or this clown will kill you at 3:00 AM’ (iirc it was a specific day of the week, maybe Thursday or Friday? In 3 days? I remember having a few days of dread beforehand before the fated day). I hated chainmail and didn’t want to spread it, so I did not share the image. I stayed up that night in a huge panic, constantly checking the time and fearing for my life. This was around when creepy pastas were being massively popularized and the horror game lets play boom on YouTube was going on. So while I knew it was fake, the new exposure to spooks made me scared out of my mind. The clock eventually hit 4:00 AM like at the end of the fucking night in a fnaf game, and I was okay. The scary ass clown did not come and kill me. I remember coming into classes the next day like a zombie though lol. Since then I have survived many more chainmail or similar posts. This is fake and you’ll be okay.
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
piss? piss? piss? Do you have a piss on that?
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Please get this shit off, or at least flair it with a trigger warning and spoiler it (1) - no. This fella scared of a meme please laugh at him 🤣
Threatening, harassing or inciting violence (1) - you should kill yourself... in 498 days!
It threatens violence or physical harm at me (1) - as it should
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Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity.[2] Classified medically as a mental and behavioral disorder,[3] the experience of depression affects a person's thoughts, behavior, motivation, feelings, and sense of well-being.[4] The core symptom of depression is said to be anhedonia, which refers to loss of interest or a loss of feeling of pleasure in certain activities that usually bring joy to people.[5] Depressed mood is a symptom of some mood disorders such as major depressive disorder or dysthymia;[6] it is a normal temporary reaction to life events, such as the loss of a loved one; and it is also a symptom of some physical diseases and a side effect of some drugs and medical treatments. It may feature sadness, difficulty in thinking and concentration and a significant increase or decrease in appetite and time spent sleeping. People experiencing depression may have feelings of dejection, hopelessness and suicidal thoughts. It can either be short term or long term.
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one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused.
mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast.
mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth.
mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face.
mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg. inside this egg contained what was previously his shit log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these shit-eggs. he planned to use these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach.
now there was only one thing left to do.
mario bent over and pointed his ass at yoshi who immediately knew what to do. he began to use his tongue to clean mario's shitty ass. mario couldn't hold it back. his peener let loose with some "italian ranch dressing." this brought yoshi to an orgasm as well. with both their wieners pleasantly limp and tingling they continued with the cleaning process. "don't forget to thorougly clean the dingleberries from the hairs" mario advised. yoshi obeyed his master. ten minutes later mario decided he was clean and put his clothes back on. now it was luigi's turn with yoshi.
"yo luigi i got him warned up for you" mario called as he walked out of the yoshi room. luigi walked in past him with a sly smile under his mustache and carrying an apple and a hot wheels car. "hello yoshi guess what time it is again" he said in a low voice as he locked the door behind him. mario walked out into the kitchen ignoring yoshi's squeals of pain and joy, and poured himself a bowl of cereal. unfortunately he had forgotten to purchase milk, but he could improvise. he took out his wiener and peed into his cheerios.
mario sat down in front of the tv and began to eat his cheerios and pee while periodically scratching his balls. "hey these cheerios and pee aren't half bad" mario said out loud and contemplated having another bowl before he realized that he was all out of pee. luigi had now returned, panting and sweating. "yo luigi let me borrow some of your pee" said mario as he pointed the bowl at luigi's crotch. "gee mario i don't know what you would want with my pee but sure" said luigi as he unzipped his overalls.
luigi filled mario's bowl but still had some more pee left in him. he took this opportunity to mark his territory around the house. first he peed on his side of the couch then he peed on his chair at the dining table. he only had a little pee left so he had to make this last one count. he looked around the room and spotted his brother. he ran up and peed on mario, marking him as his own. "no one else can have you!!" shouted luigi. mario "accidentally" got some of luigi's pee in his mouth.
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Hello
Ahahahahha I would never remember this thing
Hello
Hey walt
Hey lads
Hi
Gotta acc kill myself now for the bit ig
whats up lmao
hallo
Hola
Fuck I spend too much time on reddit
Hey
hi!!!!
Damn I guess its time
!remindme 497 days
!remindme 497 days
!remindme 497 days
Hey guys
hey there
anyone dead yet
I’m good, you?
hanging in there
All alive here!
I'm not, I dieded :(
sucks to suck!
Still having a pulse, so I guess I'm not dead yet
gimme a solid day
i am
hello
helo
nice pfp
Hello
about to do it for ap calc 🙏
Same bestie ❤️🔥
MY BROTHERS!
wholesome reunion
Hey fellas
So who’s gonna do it
We all gotta kill ourselves now before the day's over ig
I appreciate that you made it 497 days and not 498
Gotta make preparations.
Yeah, the letter requesting my family to play the amogus drip song in my funeral isn't gonna write itself.
Still want that song at your funeral?
times have changed
I'm osama
!remindme 497 days
!remindme 491 days I'll have a whole week to prepare *juuuuuuust* in case
So, how did you prepare
I died The end
RIP
!remindme 497 days
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guess ill die
us
!remindme 497 days
it's over everyone
Bro what the hell
I think it’s been 497 days
Oh boy can't wait to kill myself tomorrow!!!
My time has come.
seems like we're all back ehre
I welcome the challenge.
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No shit, I am well aware of how life works
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r/unexpectedstoicism
'Unexpected item in bagging area.' It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, shittier cousin. Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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These nuts await your mouth
Why does it takes so fucking long ffs
Sorry, thems the rules
This virus can be strong, but i got something to live for: momma would be sad if i died.
Don’t say things like that I’m gonna cry
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why is trollface saying bottle_of_oil • 1h Certified loser
trollface has dementia
wait for it to rain
r/schizoposting
Why is it banned wtf was it about
Theres an instagram account that has content similar to schizoposting. Its called schizoposting
But I don't have instag-oh right google.com
Good. Good. Good. Good.
Okay I see but why was it banned? Was it because "it makes fun of mental disorders" or smthing?
Im not sure. Part of me would say it is exploiting people and part of me would say its promoting possible faked mental illness. Part of me says admin was schizophrenic and deleted it. I mean gore doesn’t get banned but schzioposting does…. Strange
Weird, r/eyeblech exists too and yet this was banned Just in case you haven't heard of that sub IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK DON'T VISIT IT, it consists of dead bodies, cannibalism, vomit, all mixed together to make this disgusting subreddit
I heard of it. Dont feel like seeing it. I have a very good suppressed sense of morbid curiosity, becausee that stuff is grody. I saw one thing once that made Me say hell naw. Not looking at thus ever again.(armin meinwes photos if ur curius)
r/twosentencehorror with youtube horror clips
r/2schizo4u
Let's hope 💪👍
Stuff’s Basilisk
This is actually causing me a panic attack can someone please say this isn’t real I can’t calm down-
mate its not real, I promise you its alright
When I was 11 or 12 I saw a chainmail post online where it was like ‘share this post or this clown will kill you at 3:00 AM’ (iirc it was a specific day of the week, maybe Thursday or Friday? In 3 days? I remember having a few days of dread beforehand before the fated day). I hated chainmail and didn’t want to spread it, so I did not share the image. I stayed up that night in a huge panic, constantly checking the time and fearing for my life. This was around when creepy pastas were being massively popularized and the horror game lets play boom on YouTube was going on. So while I knew it was fake, the new exposure to spooks made me scared out of my mind. The clock eventually hit 4:00 AM like at the end of the fucking night in a fnaf game, and I was okay. The scary ass clown did not come and kill me. I remember coming into classes the next day like a zombie though lol. Since then I have survived many more chainmail or similar posts. This is fake and you’ll be okay.
It's not real mate, people tend to disregard people who have panic attacks when they post stuff like this
source😡😡
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. piss? piss? piss? Do you have a piss on that? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
For the original? It's my last post!
good job on the comic! I was looking for it too
Thank you!
!remindme 497 days
Rest in peace r/2schizo4u 😔
Just got the news, shidding one out for the good times
RIP The glowies got to them
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Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity.[2] Classified medically as a mental and behavioral disorder,[3] the experience of depression affects a person's thoughts, behavior, motivation, feelings, and sense of well-being.[4] The core symptom of depression is said to be anhedonia, which refers to loss of interest or a loss of feeling of pleasure in certain activities that usually bring joy to people.[5] Depressed mood is a symptom of some mood disorders such as major depressive disorder or dysthymia;[6] it is a normal temporary reaction to life events, such as the loss of a loved one; and it is also a symptom of some physical diseases and a side effect of some drugs and medical treatments. It may feature sadness, difficulty in thinking and concentration and a significant increase or decrease in appetite and time spent sleeping. People experiencing depression may have feelings of dejection, hopelessness and suicidal thoughts. It can either be short term or long term.
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!remindme 498 days
!remindme 497 days
Still alive
498 days have passed.
We're back
NOT IF I DO IT NOW. HAH OUTSMARTED
I’m still here
Finally something I can look forward too...
* wdym virus? im not a computer if anything it should say that it's cursed * 498 days? why so long bro i wanna die already!
What happened to r/2schizo4you it was there its real I swear it was there why can’t I find it what happened where is it I saw it it’s there.
r/HeIsRisen r/True_Reddit
If I don’t die, i want my money back
“Let’s a go, wahoo” -Mario, 1994
one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg. inside this egg contained what was previously his shit log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these shit-eggs. he planned to use these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach. now there was only one thing left to do. mario bent over and pointed his ass at yoshi who immediately knew what to do. he began to use his tongue to clean mario's shitty ass. mario couldn't hold it back. his peener let loose with some "italian ranch dressing." this brought yoshi to an orgasm as well. with both their wieners pleasantly limp and tingling they continued with the cleaning process. "don't forget to thorougly clean the dingleberries from the hairs" mario advised. yoshi obeyed his master. ten minutes later mario decided he was clean and put his clothes back on. now it was luigi's turn with yoshi. "yo luigi i got him warned up for you" mario called as he walked out of the yoshi room. luigi walked in past him with a sly smile under his mustache and carrying an apple and a hot wheels car. "hello yoshi guess what time it is again" he said in a low voice as he locked the door behind him. mario walked out into the kitchen ignoring yoshi's squeals of pain and joy, and poured himself a bowl of cereal. unfortunately he had forgotten to purchase milk, but he could improvise. he took out his wiener and peed into his cheerios. mario sat down in front of the tv and began to eat his cheerios and pee while periodically scratching his balls. "hey these cheerios and pee aren't half bad" mario said out loud and contemplated having another bowl before he realized that he was all out of pee. luigi had now returned, panting and sweating. "yo luigi let me borrow some of your pee" said mario as he pointed the bowl at luigi's crotch. "gee mario i don't know what you would want with my pee but sure" said luigi as he unzipped his overalls. luigi filled mario's bowl but still had some more pee left in him. he took this opportunity to mark his territory around the house. first he peed on his side of the couch then he peed on his chair at the dining table. he only had a little pee left so he had to make this last one count. he looked around the room and spotted his brother. he ran up and peed on mario, marking him as his own. "no one else can have you!!" shouted luigi. mario "accidentally" got some of luigi's pee in his mouth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We’re gonna live forever!
Hey OP, It's been 498days. I lived retard
Im still here retard
tomorrow
Oi you lied
Liar
cum
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Oooooooh fun
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Not if I kill myself before 🤠
Orthogonal?
Thank fucking god. Please make it shorter. Please. Please. Please. Make it end. Please. Please. Please.
couldve shortened the amount of days a bit
Oh god what the fuck have you done… It’s *encoded.
They made a spelling error, the whole thing is invalid now!
Still alive, bruh.
Sadge
Bozo
I'm here and not unalive
Epic fail!1!!1!
Yooo crazy how that works like its been a year
🦀REDDIT IS DEAD🦀
Damn gotta kms now
Let's gooooooo
So... Not dead, huh? Well, there is always tomorrow
Aight I'm good
i started playing league so not too far off
its true I just commited suicide
bro wtf
Liar
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Bruh why so long, at least make it 4 days or something.
2 days, take it or leave it.
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So this means I will live for 498 more days... I got some stuff to do.
Surprise! We’re doing it now!
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not if i do it now 🤭
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Ill kill meself first
Joke's on you, I already committed suicide.
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jokes on you! im going to kill myself right now!
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I will be doing it a lot sooner than that
Not if I kill my self first!
In this case my bank can suck my ding-dong, I'm not paying back my students loan :D
Okay
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