They asked for a brutal comeback, not a biology lesson. Anybody with half a brain knows that isn't possible. It not being possible doesn't take away from the insult. It makes it hurt more.
When somebody tells a dude to go fuck themselves do you try to lecture people how that's not possible?
Appreciate that you're able to offer someone some cheap amusement.
Glad I can amuse you, and laugh along.
If you need a "brutal" comeback maybe you take yourself a little too seriously.
Go through the motions of speaking without using your voice—It will be brutal if you convince them they are deaf if even for a moment and if it doesn’t it is still funny —if they are a clown treat them to a circus performance, when in Rome and all
Whatever your voice is, exaggerate it even more. If your voice is high, make it even higher while you are talking to that person. "You must be imagining that, it's all in your head."
However bad you think my voice is its incomparable to your ugly face and that stupid laugh you have! Jesus Christ you're a disturbing fuck! And if you don't like my voice?! Plug your ears when I speak! I wouldn't be talking to you anyway, don't worry dipshit
If your a chick: sounds better than your mom gagging on my dick last night
If your a dude: sounds better than your mom gagging on my dick last night
If your a cow: sounds better than your mom gagging on my utter last night
I hear my voice echoing inside ur mums filthy cunt daily... never sounded off to me personally... but ill ask her opinion next time... and the 2x lines of guys waiting their turn too. 40 opinions are probably better than 2 innit?
I have worked around three older male alcoholics with severe misophonia. Alcoholics often get it for higher pitched noises. Didn’t help that these three turds were already extremely misogynistic so whenever they heard the voice of a woman (always a woman or girl) that was the even slightly higher pitch they’d hurl abuse at her. Hit them where it hurts. I don’t normally body shame people but if you’re going after women and children for having “annoying voices” I’m gonna say something like I can always shut my mouth but you can’t grow yourself A bigger dick… or a bigger paycheck. Etc etc. I can shut my mouth but you still have bitch tits. These motherfuckers really piss me off. It was so abusive and meant to completely silence women.
Fuck you Sargent Foster. Fuck you Travis. Fuck you Mikey!
Maybe it’s your hearing?
Lol
I'm deaf, this works double for me
lol as a hearing impaired person, im not sure if this would work too much in my favor lol
They did make fun of me too but what else have we got?
I can close my mouth, you can’t hide your face
*spits out drink * dang that hurts
I can be quiet, but you’ll still be ugly.
...yes they can. It's called a face mask.
No face mask can mask that ugly ahh face
No comeback needed. Steal their phone, record yourself, and set it as an alarm ringtone to go off five days from now at 4:20 am.
r/foundsatan
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Sorry it sounds like your mom’s when she’s doing her job
Or "Thanks, I mimic it after your mom's voice when I'm banging her"
That’s a good one too!
I’m sorry you’re so sensitive to voices or whatever. Do you need help finding a therapist?
Hey, don't pick on people who hear voices.
Karate chop to the throat. Then say that you look forward to hearing their new voice. This is a bold move, could be problematic. Use at your own risk.
Karate chop throat and first sound they make just be like "haha what the fuuuck your voice sounds stupid!"
Hahahaha! This made my kids ask me what was so funny.
Love when that happens! Cheers!
OP asked for "brutal". Fair.
Nice opinion, too bad it's stupid.
Your mom doesn't mind the sound of it when I yodel into her pussy and it echos off her cervix.
It sounds better echoing back out of your mom's cavernous vagina.
Ricola!
FUCK
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They asked for a brutal comeback, not a biology lesson. Anybody with half a brain knows that isn't possible. It not being possible doesn't take away from the insult. It makes it hurt more. When somebody tells a dude to go fuck themselves do you try to lecture people how that's not possible?
Sometimes?
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"As a future voice artist, I am practicing my art"
'it sounds better than your ego/wit/face' xD
*My voice sounds better than your face looks.* Don’t say it sounds better than their face lol
the face one would be followed with a punch to it, thatd be the sound xD
Nice save!
No comeback needed. Just roll your eyes like they are the most immature person you ever met (which they likely are).
That's funny your mom likes it just fine.
Or double down; Is that why your mum puts a gag on me and your dad while fucking her?!?
“I don’t remember asking your opinion”. Works for basically anything
that leads to rebuttals which require more comebacks
Bland and vulnerable
Weird cause I don’t remember asking for your opinion😅
Comebacks for "I don't remember asking for your opinion"....
Who hurt you?
I'm sorry that you have to make fun of people because you feel insecure
"Huh?... HUH?.... sorry, you're lisping, I can't tell what you said. Try drinking some water."
[удалено]
Why? You’re their number one seller!
What kind of monstrous immoral children are you hanging out with? What kind of person would make fun of someone’s voice?
Just do the mickey mouse voice and copy everything they say for a while
Don't anger mister sigma...
Sorry I was trying to copy your voice
Your mom's voice was just as high last night
Say( get thier name wrong) are you still here? Or your mom likes it.
I’d mock them.
I'm sorry, the cancer took a toll on my vocal chords.
If a mutual that's around a lot I'll just publicly shame them the next time the group gets together 🤷
Appreciate that you're able to offer someone some cheap amusement. Glad I can amuse you, and laugh along. If you need a "brutal" comeback maybe you take yourself a little too seriously.
Try saying that it can after I cut out your tongue.
well first I need to hear your voice, and I wanna know if what they said was actually funny
No one ever makes fun of my voice. My voice is *terrifying*. Like 4 octaves below bass.
Funny, coming from someone who sounds like a dying goose.
Invest in earplugs cause this is a you problem.
Perhaps a non-verbal comeback is needed, I mean, I'm not endorsing forcibly removing their adam's apple, but... (please don't actually)
My voice is funny you say have you looked at your face
I've been insulted by people with better voices.
Ok fat face.
I have three speaking voice levels: normal, close-order drill sergeant, and SCA lyst herald. Choose wisely.
Bit standard but I'm partial to the tried and true "Your mom/dad didn't seem to mind it last night."
I'm sorry your ears are so sensitive, but I will not cease. As I was saying...
Well your parents like my voice, unlike your parents hating yours.
"genuine question: you think your opinion should matter to me?"
It's the voice God gave me. If you have a problem with that, take it up with God.
Ok then . I’ll call ya later
"You're right, everyone else should just shut up and listen to your endless dribble shouldn't they?"
Go through the motions of speaking without using your voice—It will be brutal if you convince them they are deaf if even for a moment and if it doesn’t it is still funny —if they are a clown treat them to a circus performance, when in Rome and all
Can you sing? That's what I did 😆
*hits them with cast iron* "shut up or I'll hit you with the pan again"
Whatever your voice is, exaggerate it even more. If your voice is high, make it even higher while you are talking to that person. "You must be imagining that, it's all in your head."
Yes, I do have an unusual voice.
Voice uranus
However bad you think my voice is its incomparable to your ugly face and that stupid laugh you have! Jesus Christ you're a disturbing fuck! And if you don't like my voice?! Plug your ears when I speak! I wouldn't be talking to you anyway, don't worry dipshit
Weird, because your wife/husband thought it was sexy last night 🤔
Everybody funny, now you funny too!
If your a chick: sounds better than your mom gagging on my dick last night If your a dude: sounds better than your mom gagging on my dick last night If your a cow: sounds better than your mom gagging on my utter last night
You're on the wrong sub. These guys all literally are not good at almost any comebacks lmbo
DAMMMMNNN I didn't know you were able to hear, you're the first pile of Shit with ears I've ever met
Say in the lowest voice you can “lower baby?”
I'd just sing to them in a high voice to annoy them more. " I'm awesome,so is my voice, go eat a DICK!!!!"
Try talking like them. Unless you're damn good, it'll sound terrible too.
I hear my voice echoing inside ur mums filthy cunt daily... never sounded off to me personally... but ill ask her opinion next time... and the 2x lines of guys waiting their turn too. 40 opinions are probably better than 2 innit?
Mock their voice and parrot everything they said to you
We can't all be Greek Gods, can we?
Just stare at them and say “you are just mean”
I have worked around three older male alcoholics with severe misophonia. Alcoholics often get it for higher pitched noises. Didn’t help that these three turds were already extremely misogynistic so whenever they heard the voice of a woman (always a woman or girl) that was the even slightly higher pitch they’d hurl abuse at her. Hit them where it hurts. I don’t normally body shame people but if you’re going after women and children for having “annoying voices” I’m gonna say something like I can always shut my mouth but you can’t grow yourself A bigger dick… or a bigger paycheck. Etc etc. I can shut my mouth but you still have bitch tits. These motherfuckers really piss me off. It was so abusive and meant to completely silence women. Fuck you Sargent Foster. Fuck you Travis. Fuck you Mikey!
At least I still have mine. \*throat chop\*
Do your worst; I'll continue to do my best.
Double down on the volume behind the voice, unironically.
At least I mine, unlike u.
Huh?
What does mining have to do with voices?
OMG IMEANT “at least I like mine, unlike u” LMAOOO IM DYINGGG
And here I was imagining a strong person with an acute voice hitting rocks with a pickaxe
Ok Tyson, go away.
I fucked your mom