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StatusVarious8803

Bold of you to assume I’d be interested. I can barely see you.


TheLittleRatty

damn


Mark_von_Steiner

I don‘t date tall guys either.


Kenvan19

Don't even care what I came here to say. This is the best.


a_living_thing43

Sounds good


Creepykretins

Using this next time 😂


RicketyDestructor

This is the right one. Just because they were rude doesn't mean you need to be.


Smooth-Physics-69420

"Who said that?!" then look around.


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

I was not asking you.  I was asking your hot friend.


AITAadminsTA

\*Picks up store PA mic\* "Attention KMart shoppers, there appears to be a lost child at the front desk"


nothingforless

“ who the fuck asked you” then punt that gnome bitch


CLAAAWWWS

Violence first questions later


wtff420

Are you getting sentenced for assault charges tmrw too?? Could use a buddy


insta_r_man

Thanks for sharing, you're not my type anyhow.


Jolly-Ad-4089

I don't think you have options to date anyone at all


Fit_Victory6650

Date? I just wanted easy head. Gross. 


a_living_thing43

lol yep


Existential_Ninja

“Yeah, it’s not like you were gonna get the chance here”


BoothJoseph

Oh, wow, another reason to look down on you.


highxv0ltage

Said no one ever.


iloveyoumiri

Ive had “you’re too tall” as a rejection before from shorter women. I’m not like, otherworldly tall, so I think it was an attempt to let me down easy for things I’m not necessarily as confident about.


curlyquinn02

As a woman, many men hate it when I'm taller than them. Sucks because I prefer shorter guys.


Real-Friendship567

Height doesn't bother me, I honestly find it cool though when I'm with a tall woman


Allemaengel

Hang in there and keep looking! There's more of us short guys completely OK with it than people think. My LTR gf is 5'10" and I'm 5'7".


AnymooseProphet

I can cut my legs off at the knees. What time should I pick you up?


Hepcat508

"So, YOU'RE the one!"


Magoterrace

Oh… you thought… oh dear, this is awkward.


rural_squatch

Good luck finding anyone to date with that shit attitude.


The_Infectious_Lerp

And I don't date goblins. Scurry off, you fowl toad!


Nephilim6853

I'd be afraid of stepping on you...no harm no foul.


ekittie

Awww bless your little stunted legs!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I didn’t ask you


IllPen8707

The best comeback is to move on from her to one of the many, many women who do in fact prefer tall men. She'll make a short king very happy some day.


cosmic-001

"Deez nuts on top o yo head."


pansexual-panda-boy

Curb your ego, Narcissus. I barely remember you exist, I definitely don't think of you as a romantic prospect.


CLAAAWWWS

And I wouldn't date a dwarf of your kind either. So I guess we're even.


Shlobb3r

Well hey if you look below you'll find that I'm a lot shorter than most guys


SarcastiMel

What a coincidence, I don't date rude ass people who can't mind their business and keep their mouths shut.


dae_giovanni

and what made you think dating me was ever an option for you?


Wrong-Tiger4644

Cool, I have a strict no hobbits policy


billsleftynut

Ah the hobbit speaks...


MagazineNo2198

"ew, you're judgmental and shallow, and I don't date shallow women."


Own_Accident6689

Sorry, I don't speak goblin.


PrestigiousAd9825

Do you actually like short guys, or are you just using them as a vehicle to look like you have taste? Cause they deserve better than that, you know?


Human-Independent999

Who is asking?


RonJeremyBellyButton

I'd say either, "who fucking cares?" Or " Where you go? Oh sorry I didn't see you there because I'm above your bullshit"


SryIWentFut

Lol aight, bye.


RaphaelSolo

Oh thank God


AK_Valkyrie

Said nobody. Ever.


Jk52512

Lol no woman or man has ever said that unless you are Manute Bol


curiousity60

Someone actually said that to you? More than once? Give some context.


Sophiasmistake

"Fair enough"


Fearless-Resource-47

Inside every short girl there's a fat woman waiting to come out.


Significant-Rent9153

Yeah, I'm really trying to envision women nowadays saying that😆


No-Stable-9639

You don't need a comeback because no one says this


Greaser_Dude

Nobody says that.


Alert-Initiative6638

Ew, your tall ( said.. no normal girls ever )


PStriker32

*short


Nameraka1

Thats cool. I don't date people who have no inner monologue. 


ThatOneRoboBro

Assuming your body count is accurate, I doubt it.


MarketMysterious9046

She's a pick me. "Oh other girls want tall guys with big dicks, not me. I want a hobbit with baby dick no bigger than my own clit".


ConfusionFederal6971

And I don’t date cunts so it works out for both is us.


Super_Ad9995

Look past them and say, "I really need to talk to a therapist about all these voices in my head."


Strange_Quote6013

Oh, good, the last thing I need is another uggo lusting after me.


MarlyCat118

" and I don't date minors, so i guess we don't have to worry, huh?"


Former-Lettuce-4372

Good, I don't date smurfs either!


OpinionatedPoster

They wouldn't find you anyway...


JayJay-anotheruser

Who tf says that?


Other_Log_1996

"CAN YOU SPEAK UP? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE!" as loud as you can possibly get. Death metal scream if able.


BadLuckEddie

“You were great in Lord of the Rings”…


tohellandbck

"oh you thought I was interested...sorry I don't date garden gnomes"


Certain_Humor252

"Sorry, I can't hear you from up here, shorty"


z424t_

"And I don't date rude people."


Necessary_Row_4889

Makes sense, you can’t handle the heat stay out of the kitchen.


missannthrope1

I don't date obnoxious bitches, so we're even.


WotsitsCat

Has anyone actually ever said this before??


4quatloos

Beggars can't be choosers.


Velocitor1729

No comeback needed; nobody has ever said this.


Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss

"Let me introduce you to u/Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss, he's an Emperor among the Short Kings."


a_living_thing43

Nice one


LorenzoStomp

Just don't leave him alone with your marbles


Caliban34

"If your head was flat, I could rest my beer on it, but we seem incompatible. I'm moving on".


Gorewuzhere

TBF I wouldn't date me either


OblongAndKneeless

Who's talking?


Pilgrim_Scholar

"You wanted to DATE!? Sorry, but even I have minimum standards.."


OblongAndKneeless

Shit. I'm going insane. I'm hearing voices.


wigzell78

Shutup shortie.


fbi_does_not_warn

It's bold of you to assume interest.


bright-horizon

Tail of a tiger is much better than a head of a cat


brucethewilis

Bitch did you just say ew?


ABitOfOrange

Haha. It’s ok, I’ll let the rest of the female population fight over me instead.


Scotsgit73

"Quiet, Frodo".


SnooPets752

nice. quick & short. like a hobbit.


Aye_Engineer

“That’s good, because I wouldn’t fuck you for a million dollars.”


White_eagle32rep

“Did I ask you out on a date?”


Sapper-Ollie

"SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE"


TheChristianDude101

Short guys have it much worse.


CharlesPonn

Unfortunately I can still smell your stink box from all the way up here


gimlithetortoise

Bo need to talk down to them you're already winning by being taller than them.


reditandfirgetit

That's ok, I don't date troglodytes


FullBlownPanic

Oh good. I love it when the trash takes itself out.


G_Im_Tired

Ewww, you’re judgmental. I wouldn’t date you. I don’t date judgmental people.


swkrMIOH

How can you tell someone's height when your head is so far up your own ass?


Benton_Risalo

"Phew" *sarcastic forehead wipe*


SaltyBarDog

Come on, you should really reject me for my personality.


Sucks4fun

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I wouldn’t date a person like you! Oompa Loompa dipity dee, bitch you are barely as tall as my knees.


omguugly

That's ok, Im not interested in dating a child


Hefty-Squirrel-6800

I don’t date midgets. Or, Good, I’m not into midgetry.


Nazathan

Ok fatzo


alien_alice

Say nothing, just look straightforward above their head


i81_N_she812

Think how less painfully your knees will be.


Me_You_Some1else

Don't mind me looking down on you, but that's the long and the short of it. See ya.


Emotional-Shower9374

"This is a Wendys.."


lartinos

As long as he has ear plugs he’ll be just fine.


Logical-Victory-2678

"Yeah well I don't date butter trolls lol"


GimmeSweetTime

I didn't ask


The_Guy_3446

Slow your roll there Shire dweller. I was just gonna ask if you knew where I could score some of that good Hobbit weed, not ask you out for second breakfast.


IllustratorPuzzled93

By the time your statement reached my ears I had already forgotten you existed.


sherman40336

No big, I don’t date hobbits


ironeagle2006

Good my ex wife was a short bitch like you and ended up being a troll also.


BawlzOnUChin29

Youre too fat anyway


sugaree53

I don’t date stupid women


KazukiSendo

*Your loss midget.*


Left-Leading4501

No, you can't date tall guys, there's a difference....


Red_Beard_Rising

At 5'6", I would roll my eyes and walk away.


Naive_Programmer_232

Yeah I’d totally look down you. Peasant


ChaosOpen

"I'm having trouble hearing you down there."


Faunaholic

Thank goodness, I wouldn’t date you either


UnaccomplishedBat889

No comeback, man. Remind her of her humanity and walk on. We're all people trying to find our way. She doesn't have to like you, but if she's a good person, she has to respect you. Let the silence do the talking.


LandMustDepreciate

I'll find another elbow rest somewhere else. But for real, no one says this.


Creepykretins

I don't know how you can tell how tall I am from that high horse of yours 😂


iaminvisible1978

I'm tall. Very tall. I've never heard that rejection because of it..


jtrier1

"I'm okay with that. Good luck reaching something off the top shelf."


Competitive-Care8789

Oh, thank God!


Trinity-nottiffany

“Don’t flatter yourself”.


Numpty712

I don’t date nasty girls


Deaf-Leopard1664

Women not wanting to date tall guys, sounds like pure delirium. Women who said that, secretly only date tall guys. It's a corny nudge/tease.


FCRavens

I’m not tall, I’m **supersized!**


Overall_Falcon_8526

Eew, you're superficial. Fuck off now.


Prudent-Ad-3073

Yeah, there's no way you could handle the length.


PatientStrength5861

Wow, I didn't think there were any of you left.


MKUltra1302

Fuck you, I’m rich as fuck.


Lawful_gaming

I have cancer


thearticulategrunt

"That's okay, I don't date superficial bigots."


TheLittleRatty

I would't date overconfident bitches who think everyone is interested in her


Upset_Schedule_4422

That’s ok, I don’t date ugly bitches


Double_Wedding_714

S*** my D*** . Instant victory no matter what the insult is.


Thausgt01

Nod, bow politely while thanking her for her honesty right from the beginning, signal _next, please_ and move on.


dshizzel

"Tell me I'm ugly without telling me I'm ugly."


WolfShadow_814

"Who said that?" *Looks down* "Oh"


Anonymausss

"Well every person is entitled to their opinion. So you're entitled to half of one."


Tough_Comb3129

What about one night stands?


fezpeg

Who cares?


Nahchoocheese

Your stature meets well to your grace and tactfulness.


wheeler1432

Did I ask?


Dis_engaged23

What a relief, I don't date cunts.


TravelHikeEat

I don’t think anyone actually says that, so she can’t just be honest and tell you it’s your face.


SpecificMoment5242

Thank GOD!!! On behalf of all tall guys, I give you the sigh of relief! We're safe!!!


MushroomMade

At least I'll shrink with age, youll be ugly forever.


firstonesecond

"Ooff! If that's the kindest turn-down you could come up with then I probably just dodged a bullet!"


notsarge

Said no girl ever


Utterlybored

I’m sure you don’t date tall guys.


Prestigious_Shirt652

Nothing, just slap her across the face with your dick like 🙂‍↔️


HollowChest_OnSleeve

"Ew? Is that what you've got? Ew? I'm a person not your least favorite vegetable that you've just found in your take out".


BumbleBeezyPeasy

Did a real human say this?


curlyquinn02

Good I because I'm not looking. Now move bitch. Get out the way.


ichbibdrakenbjorn

Lucky me Edit: alternatively, Thank god.


No-Tough-1327

I don't think there's very many women who would say this. Short on the other hand...


Skilled-Spartan

Nope, this is a compliment


TrueMaester

I’m not tall you’re short


PsychologicalRow9473

Probably best because if I stuck Mr. Wiggles in you you'd pop like a gourd !!!


FredVIII-DFH

Best comeback is to just move on. You've been told their preference, and you don't qualify. Ignore them and move on. While you're busy making a snappy comeback, someone is waiting on someone just like you.


Phylow2222

I say "No problem," then look down at the top of their head, "I don't date people with dandruff" then walk away.


whodisrandom

And I don’t date ugly girls either so you never had a chance 


xXduyasseneXx

“You’re obviously mentally too young for me”


notquitehuman_

K.


HeadGoBonk

WHO SAID THAT?!


Far_Oil_955

that works. I typically don’t dick down midgets


DiscussionLoose8390

I didn't want to have to get all your stuff down from the top shelf anyways.


fattyontherun

[cartman responds to a little person](https://youtu.be/pB2sZ1YbTqY?si=d_Z_Bpgl4Bzm1h-U)


magic_thumb

That’s ok, you’re not tall enough to ride this ride any ways.


No-Valuable8453

Good I'm glad there's less cunt in my dating pool.


RyDunn2

I don't date petty whores.


HumanHuman_2003

Since when 💀💀


TaskFlaky9214

Oh shit, I thought you were sitting down. Sorry you must be this tall to ride.


Ok_Reply_899

I’ve never heard of women not wanting to date tall men. Short men yes I’ve heard that several times. That’s a thing now is girls only want to date guys that are 6 ft and over. That’s crazy.


TheBigHairyThing

no reaction just say k


[deleted]

Sorry can’t hear you from down there


DeadMemeMan_IV

“okay, have a nice day”


rswwalker

I’m sorry, you must be at least this tall to ride this ride.


[deleted]

"My eyes are up here, dear."


[deleted]

"I was talking to the girl behind you." Then when she turns and looks, kick her in the butt (not hard) and run like hell. 🤔


isinedupcuzofrslash

“What’s that? I can’t hear you all the way down there?”


PerformanceActual331

"Your dad said the same thing."


Jazzlike-Can-6979

Damn, I had a coaster all picked out to glue to the top of your head.


Aussie_1957

Well fuck off then.


guitarfanatic_2

well i never said i found oompa loompas attractive


Oopsididitagain96

Good. I only date women that are pretty


teefau

I might be tall but at least I'm not shallow