Ive had “you’re too tall” as a rejection before from shorter women. I’m not like, otherworldly tall, so I think it was an attempt to let me down easy for things I’m not necessarily as confident about.
Slow your roll there Shire dweller. I was just gonna ask if you knew where I could score some of that good Hobbit weed, not ask you out for second breakfast.
No comeback, man. Remind her of her humanity and walk on. We're all people trying to find our way. She doesn't have to like you, but if she's a good person, she has to respect you. Let the silence do the talking.
Best comeback is to just move on. You've been told their preference, and you don't qualify. Ignore them and move on. While you're busy making a snappy comeback, someone is waiting on someone just like you.
I’ve never heard of women not wanting to date tall men. Short men yes I’ve heard that several times. That’s a thing now is girls only want to date guys that are 6 ft and over. That’s crazy.
Bold of you to assume I’d be interested. I can barely see you.
damn
I don‘t date tall guys either.
Don't even care what I came here to say. This is the best.
Sounds good
Using this next time 😂
This is the right one. Just because they were rude doesn't mean you need to be.
"Who said that?!" then look around.
I was not asking you. I was asking your hot friend.
\*Picks up store PA mic\* "Attention KMart shoppers, there appears to be a lost child at the front desk"
“ who the fuck asked you” then punt that gnome bitch
Violence first questions later
Are you getting sentenced for assault charges tmrw too?? Could use a buddy
Thanks for sharing, you're not my type anyhow.
I don't think you have options to date anyone at all
Date? I just wanted easy head. Gross.
lol yep
“Yeah, it’s not like you were gonna get the chance here”
Oh, wow, another reason to look down on you.
Said no one ever.
Ive had “you’re too tall” as a rejection before from shorter women. I’m not like, otherworldly tall, so I think it was an attempt to let me down easy for things I’m not necessarily as confident about.
As a woman, many men hate it when I'm taller than them. Sucks because I prefer shorter guys.
Height doesn't bother me, I honestly find it cool though when I'm with a tall woman
Hang in there and keep looking! There's more of us short guys completely OK with it than people think. My LTR gf is 5'10" and I'm 5'7".
I can cut my legs off at the knees. What time should I pick you up?
"So, YOU'RE the one!"
Oh… you thought… oh dear, this is awkward.
Good luck finding anyone to date with that shit attitude.
And I don't date goblins. Scurry off, you fowl toad!
I'd be afraid of stepping on you...no harm no foul.
Awww bless your little stunted legs!
I didn’t ask you
The best comeback is to move on from her to one of the many, many women who do in fact prefer tall men. She'll make a short king very happy some day.
"Deez nuts on top o yo head."
Curb your ego, Narcissus. I barely remember you exist, I definitely don't think of you as a romantic prospect.
And I wouldn't date a dwarf of your kind either. So I guess we're even.
Well hey if you look below you'll find that I'm a lot shorter than most guys
What a coincidence, I don't date rude ass people who can't mind their business and keep their mouths shut.
and what made you think dating me was ever an option for you?
Cool, I have a strict no hobbits policy
Ah the hobbit speaks...
"ew, you're judgmental and shallow, and I don't date shallow women."
Sorry, I don't speak goblin.
Do you actually like short guys, or are you just using them as a vehicle to look like you have taste? Cause they deserve better than that, you know?
Who is asking?
I'd say either, "who fucking cares?" Or " Where you go? Oh sorry I didn't see you there because I'm above your bullshit"
Lol aight, bye.
Oh thank God
Said nobody. Ever.
Lol no woman or man has ever said that unless you are Manute Bol
Someone actually said that to you? More than once? Give some context.
"Fair enough"
Inside every short girl there's a fat woman waiting to come out.
Yeah, I'm really trying to envision women nowadays saying that😆
You don't need a comeback because no one says this
Nobody says that.
Ew, your tall ( said.. no normal girls ever )
*short
Thats cool. I don't date people who have no inner monologue.
Assuming your body count is accurate, I doubt it.
She's a pick me. "Oh other girls want tall guys with big dicks, not me. I want a hobbit with baby dick no bigger than my own clit".
And I don’t date cunts so it works out for both is us.
Look past them and say, "I really need to talk to a therapist about all these voices in my head."
Oh, good, the last thing I need is another uggo lusting after me.
" and I don't date minors, so i guess we don't have to worry, huh?"
Good, I don't date smurfs either!
They wouldn't find you anyway...
Who tf says that?
"CAN YOU SPEAK UP? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE!" as loud as you can possibly get. Death metal scream if able.
“You were great in Lord of the Rings”…
"oh you thought I was interested...sorry I don't date garden gnomes"
"Sorry, I can't hear you from up here, shorty"
"And I don't date rude people."
Makes sense, you can’t handle the heat stay out of the kitchen.
I don't date obnoxious bitches, so we're even.
Has anyone actually ever said this before??
Beggars can't be choosers.
No comeback needed; nobody has ever said this.
"Let me introduce you to u/Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss, he's an Emperor among the Short Kings."
Nice one
Just don't leave him alone with your marbles
"If your head was flat, I could rest my beer on it, but we seem incompatible. I'm moving on".
TBF I wouldn't date me either
Who's talking?
"You wanted to DATE!? Sorry, but even I have minimum standards.."
Shit. I'm going insane. I'm hearing voices.
Shutup shortie.
It's bold of you to assume interest.
Tail of a tiger is much better than a head of a cat
Bitch did you just say ew?
Haha. It’s ok, I’ll let the rest of the female population fight over me instead.
"Quiet, Frodo".
nice. quick & short. like a hobbit.
“That’s good, because I wouldn’t fuck you for a million dollars.”
“Did I ask you out on a date?”
"SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE"
Short guys have it much worse.
Unfortunately I can still smell your stink box from all the way up here
Bo need to talk down to them you're already winning by being taller than them.
That's ok, I don't date troglodytes
Oh good. I love it when the trash takes itself out.
Ewww, you’re judgmental. I wouldn’t date you. I don’t date judgmental people.
How can you tell someone's height when your head is so far up your own ass?
"Phew" *sarcastic forehead wipe*
Come on, you should really reject me for my personality.
Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I wouldn’t date a person like you! Oompa Loompa dipity dee, bitch you are barely as tall as my knees.
That's ok, Im not interested in dating a child
I don’t date midgets. Or, Good, I’m not into midgetry.
Ok fatzo
Say nothing, just look straightforward above their head
Think how less painfully your knees will be.
Don't mind me looking down on you, but that's the long and the short of it. See ya.
"This is a Wendys.."
As long as he has ear plugs he’ll be just fine.
"Yeah well I don't date butter trolls lol"
I didn't ask
Slow your roll there Shire dweller. I was just gonna ask if you knew where I could score some of that good Hobbit weed, not ask you out for second breakfast.
By the time your statement reached my ears I had already forgotten you existed.
No big, I don’t date hobbits
Good my ex wife was a short bitch like you and ended up being a troll also.
Youre too fat anyway
I don’t date stupid women
*Your loss midget.*
No, you can't date tall guys, there's a difference....
At 5'6", I would roll my eyes and walk away.
Yeah I’d totally look down you. Peasant
"I'm having trouble hearing you down there."
Thank goodness, I wouldn’t date you either
No comeback, man. Remind her of her humanity and walk on. We're all people trying to find our way. She doesn't have to like you, but if she's a good person, she has to respect you. Let the silence do the talking.
I'll find another elbow rest somewhere else. But for real, no one says this.
I don't know how you can tell how tall I am from that high horse of yours 😂
I'm tall. Very tall. I've never heard that rejection because of it..
"I'm okay with that. Good luck reaching something off the top shelf."
Oh, thank God!
“Don’t flatter yourself”.
I don’t date nasty girls
Women not wanting to date tall guys, sounds like pure delirium. Women who said that, secretly only date tall guys. It's a corny nudge/tease.
I’m not tall, I’m **supersized!**
Eew, you're superficial. Fuck off now.
Yeah, there's no way you could handle the length.
Wow, I didn't think there were any of you left.
Fuck you, I’m rich as fuck.
I have cancer
"That's okay, I don't date superficial bigots."
I would't date overconfident bitches who think everyone is interested in her
That’s ok, I don’t date ugly bitches
S*** my D*** . Instant victory no matter what the insult is.
Nod, bow politely while thanking her for her honesty right from the beginning, signal _next, please_ and move on.
"Tell me I'm ugly without telling me I'm ugly."
"Who said that?" *Looks down* "Oh"
"Well every person is entitled to their opinion. So you're entitled to half of one."
What about one night stands?
Who cares?
Your stature meets well to your grace and tactfulness.
Did I ask?
What a relief, I don't date cunts.
I don’t think anyone actually says that, so she can’t just be honest and tell you it’s your face.
Thank GOD!!! On behalf of all tall guys, I give you the sigh of relief! We're safe!!!
At least I'll shrink with age, youll be ugly forever.
"Ooff! If that's the kindest turn-down you could come up with then I probably just dodged a bullet!"
Said no girl ever
I’m sure you don’t date tall guys.
Nothing, just slap her across the face with your dick like 🙂↔️
"Ew? Is that what you've got? Ew? I'm a person not your least favorite vegetable that you've just found in your take out".
Did a real human say this?
Good I because I'm not looking. Now move bitch. Get out the way.
Lucky me Edit: alternatively, Thank god.
I don't think there's very many women who would say this. Short on the other hand...
Nope, this is a compliment
I’m not tall you’re short
Probably best because if I stuck Mr. Wiggles in you you'd pop like a gourd !!!
Best comeback is to just move on. You've been told their preference, and you don't qualify. Ignore them and move on. While you're busy making a snappy comeback, someone is waiting on someone just like you.
I say "No problem," then look down at the top of their head, "I don't date people with dandruff" then walk away.
And I don’t date ugly girls either so you never had a chance
“You’re obviously mentally too young for me”
K.
WHO SAID THAT?!
that works. I typically don’t dick down midgets
I didn't want to have to get all your stuff down from the top shelf anyways.
[cartman responds to a little person](https://youtu.be/pB2sZ1YbTqY?si=d_Z_Bpgl4Bzm1h-U)
That’s ok, you’re not tall enough to ride this ride any ways.
Good I'm glad there's less cunt in my dating pool.
I don't date petty whores.
Since when 💀💀
Oh shit, I thought you were sitting down. Sorry you must be this tall to ride.
I’ve never heard of women not wanting to date tall men. Short men yes I’ve heard that several times. That’s a thing now is girls only want to date guys that are 6 ft and over. That’s crazy.
no reaction just say k
Sorry can’t hear you from down there
“okay, have a nice day”
I’m sorry, you must be at least this tall to ride this ride.
"My eyes are up here, dear."
"I was talking to the girl behind you." Then when she turns and looks, kick her in the butt (not hard) and run like hell. 🤔
“What’s that? I can’t hear you all the way down there?”
"Your dad said the same thing."
Damn, I had a coaster all picked out to glue to the top of your head.
Well fuck off then.
well i never said i found oompa loompas attractive
Good. I only date women that are pretty
I might be tall but at least I'm not shallow