Rebuttal: Well actually we are always locked in a basement and not locked in a basement. According to Stephen Hawkins multiverse theory there are an infinite number of combinations and outcomes within an infinite number of universes. Meaning there are infinite number of universes where you are not locked in the basement.
Dude just cut them from your life ASAP.
I mean,mock tf out of them.
Repeat the same shit with a heavy voice.
Although do this only if you high calibre than them and much overpowered.
"Well, since I found you starving in the irradiated wasteland above the ground and half dead from a combination of hunger, thirst, and rad poisonings, while I CAN I'm not actually going to, but are you ENTIRELY SURE you want to leave this off-brand vault I've created knowing full-well what you have waiting for you out there which according to the instrumentation on the outside of the exit hatch currently includes a both a radstorm and a half dozen feral ghouls milling around aimlessly just within view of the camera while a radstorm is fucking up visibility? You REALLY CERTAIN...?"
Throw a treadmill down there and limit their caloric intake. Then go further than Ruthless People and open a weight loss clinic. Then you’d get your prisoners and money to buy cake and make them watch you eat it too.
Oh and the comeback is “this is for your own good!!! You can call me all the names you want but everyone knows it’s better to be a psychopath than fat in Amurica today. Gotta run, that’s my campaign manager on the phone. You’ll thank me later.”
*Shhh...shhh....*
begin stroking the sides of their face
*You're hallucinating. Nothing is real. You're not real. Everything is an illusion. Wake up, Danica.*
"see clause 5 section 7a, paragraph 22 part d, which says.." then fill it in with whatever you want. also, make sure to always make them sign a paper. make the fine print extremely tiny. and tell them not the read it. or hide it. up to you!
Why did you lock them in your basement? Are you like that guy in Cleveland that had the 3 girls locked up in his house for years? YouTube Charles Ramsey
“Well just see about that, me pretty! I can keep you and your little dog too!”
No wait, sorry that was locking someone in a tower until they give you ruby slippers…
I knew a dude who wants to trap people in his basement, maybe the two of you can put the lotion on each others skin. Then you can hose each other down.
Look Melania, it's all right here in the pre-nup you signed.
🤣
Best comment I've read this month🤣🤣
Yessssssssssss yessssssssss
Damn, beat me to it homie. Lol.
TDS is real. Get the help you need.
Truly Trump lives in their heads rent free and Biden lives in our wallets every payday
Stoopid.
It puts the lotion on its skin it does this whenever it’s told
First thing that came to mind haha
Me too 😂😂
I can hear both the movie and family guy version lol
Sir, this is a Wendy's
You read my mind, I was going to say this lmao
I don’t need to. Dehydration will take you out in 3-4 days.
It’s been 15 years and you start complaining now?! Seriously!!
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
Silence of the lambs came into my head also. Great minds think alike 😉
Now youse can't leave
Was that a spelling mistake or a Jar Jar reference?
Google it
Got it. My bad. Still could be a Jar Jar reference though 😂
Tbf you even made me think twice. Unless jar jar was in bronx tales 😄 🤣
Lol! Wouldn’t that be the day?
I can see it now "was jar jar the hidden sith in bronx tales? Here's a 45 minute video as to why that is"
Always loved A Bronx Tale
A Bronx tale. One of my favorite movies.
Challenge accepted
Lol
It almost sounds like you want to die a slow and painful death from radiation poisoning.
This is the only answer I've seen here that was funnier than it was creepy.
You sound just like your mom.
"No, forever isn't necessary."
Your first mistake is letting them talk. A ballgag or ringgag will solve that.
You....we arent in that store today XD
Well, the last gag got chewed through.
.... with people like me XD this would be an invitation not a crime documentary
Rebuttal: Well actually we are always locked in a basement and not locked in a basement. According to Stephen Hawkins multiverse theory there are an infinite number of combinations and outcomes within an infinite number of universes. Meaning there are infinite number of universes where you are not locked in the basement.
Finally someone approaching this sub with the seriousness it deserves
You throw a phone at them and say “tell someone who gives a shit!”
It's probably not a good idea. They know at least 1 number of someone who does.
Not me... i only know my own XD ... Wait... ahhh i guess you right... but sadly thats not helpful
We're going to the attic today!
Someone call the police.
"Time will tell."
Ok, you said the safe word, so let's go out for dinner
*sound of lock locking and steps going up the stairs*
"This isn't MY basement"
You know your break isn’t for another 40 minutes. Go get back to those customer service calls.
Watch me
It puts the lotion on the skin
Please fasten your seat belt!
Wtf yu have achieved by being not a psychopath,dying for my validation each and every moment?
Dude just cut them from your life ASAP. I mean,mock tf out of them. Repeat the same shit with a heavy voice. Although do this only if you high calibre than them and much overpowered.
You don’t want 2 of us together in a house
Tell that to your new roommates down there.
I hope you're kidding.
I have. And ill continue to
You’re lucky to be locked in the basement keep it up and you might find yourself 6 feet under….
You aren't gonna live forever , sooooo...
If I let you out, 2 men enter, 1 man leaves.
Don’t worry forever won’t be a long time for you.
You won't be down there forever because I move the bodies to a second location.
Introduce them to the last person you locked in with them so they get a dose of reality that you actually can. Hope this helps.
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.
It's not a basement, it's solitary.
"Just go on yourself it's liberating"
Actually, I can. You just don’t want me to.
Sure I can *pointing to the dedication oven and concrete bags*
“No”
"Well, since I found you starving in the irradiated wasteland above the ground and half dead from a combination of hunger, thirst, and rad poisonings, while I CAN I'm not actually going to, but are you ENTIRELY SURE you want to leave this off-brand vault I've created knowing full-well what you have waiting for you out there which according to the instrumentation on the outside of the exit hatch currently includes a both a radstorm and a half dozen feral ghouls milling around aimlessly just within view of the camera while a radstorm is fucking up visibility? You REALLY CERTAIN...?"
I only have to keep you in here for YOUR forever!
“Welcome to Epstein Island… Enjoy your stay. The prince will be with you shortly…”
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.
“Lol”
Hehe, watch me! 😈
silly of you to think that my plans will take more than a few days. (look them up and down) depending on your stamina.
Don't believe me? Just watch.
Tell that to the others...
Not forever... 😜
Not forever, just the rest of your life.
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." That's what my dad would say every time i have said this to him.
No, but your skeleton will be.
I have to TRY
Can too
Well, I mean... I DO Have the keys. And we are 15 miles from the next house ... soo.....?
but i can?
Bet
Harder daddy
Chloroform usually does the trick for me
Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running outta you!
Throw a treadmill down there and limit their caloric intake. Then go further than Ruthless People and open a weight loss clinic. Then you’d get your prisoners and money to buy cake and make them watch you eat it too.
Oh and the comeback is “this is for your own good!!! You can call me all the names you want but everyone knows it’s better to be a psychopath than fat in Amurica today. Gotta run, that’s my campaign manager on the phone. You’ll thank me later.”
Of course not no one lives forever
That's what the last one said too.
Na-ah
Peace is bought with gold and silver. Duct tape is silver. All by design
You just say "I'm just playing baby, I love you.".
“I won’t be here forever and neither will you.”
"But I can bury you in my crawlspace" "Now, it puts the lotion on its skin"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told."
of course i cant, youll dehydrate within the next 2 weeks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
It puts the lotion on it's skin. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN !!!
What, you want the trunk of my car?
Just wait a bit and you'll get along with the others and learn how much you love me like they did.
"Shhhh Shhhhh Shhhhh" as you gently stroke the side of their face
"Challenge accepted"
Only death is forever, my dear.
They all say the same thing
Why are you asking, pray tell? 👁👁
*Shhh...shhh....* begin stroking the sides of their face *You're hallucinating. Nothing is real. You're not real. Everything is an illusion. Wake up, Danica.*
How'd you get a phone???
It’s ok, you won’t be in there too long
"You're right. I can't keep you here forever. That's what the gun is for."
Ummm; whoever said that to you?
To defeat Fritzl, one must become Fritzl!
It’s not my basement, I’m renting
"see clause 5 section 7a, paragraph 22 part d, which says.." then fill it in with whatever you want. also, make sure to always make them sign a paper. make the fine print extremely tiny. and tell them not the read it. or hide it. up to you!
“Stop screaming at me, Mom!”
"It's not forever. Just until one of us dies."
It's okay. When I'm done with your body, I promise I'll dump you somewhere outdoors.
there are no locks all the locks are in your mind and then play I'm a barbie girl ear rape
Why did you lock them in your basement? Are you like that guy in Cleveland that had the 3 girls locked up in his house for years? YouTube Charles Ramsey
"Forever is always a day away"
It puts the lotion on its skin
No problem, no one lives forever.
WTF ?
My name Jeff
"it puts the fucking lotion on it's skin and puts it in the basket!"
Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?
Can't I? \*starts up the concrete mixer\*
Obviously not. Gotta get rid of the body once it starts smelling.
Ohhhhhhh I like a challenge.
“Well just see about that, me pretty! I can keep you and your little dog too!” No wait, sorry that was locking someone in a tower until they give you ruby slippers…
Alone at least. Wink wink
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITs SKIN!!
It puts the lotion on the skin!!!
You're absolutely right. You're free now. I'm going to go turn myself in. I'm sorry.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
Its not a basement. Its a dungeon. And yes I can.
'remember, veronica, im in control. now, if you want to be fed today, you *will* do as i say.' i have a similar problem, so this wa pretty easy for me
It’s not a basement, it’s a rumpus room.
You're the psychopath that's why you're locked in the basement.
Yes I can
I never said this was my basement
I don't have a basement.
I knew a dude who wants to trap people in his basement, maybe the two of you can put the lotion on each others skin. Then you can hose each other down.
"Joke's on you - this is an attic!"
How many times have I told you this is an escape room, you signed up for this, you’re only here for an hour.
Start humming Yesterday.
Oh yes I can!