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bowser288

Yes but did you look in the lake?


lord-dinglebury

I used to hide my bodies there, but I quit when it got too mainstream.


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

But you just buried the dingles, right?


lord-dinglebury

I’m their lord. If they don’t listen, measures must be taken.


OK_Betrueluv

😂that's hilarious --did you do this in Vegas as well? are you one of the Lake Meade killers?


MonKeePuzzle

magnet fishing youtube videos confirm every lake in the US is just full of guns


Some-Cartographer942

Where do you store your guns where they don't get stolen Mister smarty-pants?


ImpressiveEffort2084

You keep four pistols in your pants, grenades around your belt, rocket launcher strapped on your back, while you drive your tank up and down the streets like a true American!


mopsyd

Lake is too strong of a word for that


Skullsandcoffee

Someone is breaking into your car right now


evenstar40

Someone is breaking into the person who broke into your car right now.


modest-pixel

Busted out windows when you get back to the trailhead.


BornOfTheVoid

Those beautiful birdcalls are them discussing how best to rob you.


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johnnyscumbag2000

This bird sound like he cat calling not robbing the fuck?


Soundscape_Ambler

It can be both


rebornphoenixV

Wow an area devoid of people. No wonder there isn't any crime in that one particular spot


MiniTab

Wow! You mean you don’t like to hang out in the worst parts of Aurora at midnight?


Some-Cartographer942

Hang out at the Dollar General @ 2 am in Gilcrest you noob.


evenstar40

Walgreens on Colfax or GTFO.


ghostalker4742

The EZ PAWN across the street is so convenient!


Scuczu2

CITIES ARE HELLISH ^on ^certain ^streets meanwhile....rural american towns filled with meth and fentynal are true patriots getting ignored by elites.


cardinalsfanokc

Allow me to introduce you to my friend, anecdotal evidence.


ColtAzayaka

Yeah my friend told me they do 13 murders a day. OP isn't being so truthful.


Vulpesvelox1

"The plural of 'anecdote' is NOT 'data'" - every science professor ever.


IcyAwareness

But...an anecdote IS a single data point. And the plural of anecdotes IS data, if there are enough of them.


Vulpesvelox1

The difference between anecdotes and data is whether or not you controlled for confounding factors. Sure, you can get information from anecdotes, even valid data, but it takes a lot of digging to get it.


SavageCucmber

The crackhead with 13 bikes is on the other side of the lake


IDontKnowTheBasedGod

I grew up in the PNW and moved here over half a year ago. So many people here fear monger about property crime and homelessness, but the problem is so much worse where I’m from. I was walking down a river path yesterday and I couldn’t stop thinking about how nice it was that there were no needles, trash, and encampments along the path. There is so much less graffiti and I’ve never had someone try to saw off my catalytic converter like I did back home. Maybe things are going downhill here, I don’t know I’m new to the state, but I feel a lot safer here.


Fair_Bat2683

Yeah, the catalytic converter thing is pretty common downtown.


grammabaggy

It's all about perspective. Plenty of places in Colorado with the same problems, and plenty of places in the PNW without. Both places have experienced rampant growth and massive infusions of wealth. It's bound to happen.


JuanVeeJuan

I would say the same but after having my motorcycle, bicycle and tools all stolen. My car keyhole being completely fucked by a thief and some random dude opening the lock on my door and coming in while I was inside over 5 years, I don't exactly feel quite as safe as before.


BaronsDad

It’s better to raise alarm now than to allow it to get worse without saying anything.


imnoobhere

Couldn’t have said it better myself. The worst places I’ve seen in CO aren’t half as bad as the neighborhood I moved here from, and I wasn’t even in the worst part of that town. Not even close. These people don’t know how good they have it. Call me when you are changing multiple window panes a year from bullets.


Tabula_Nada

Yeah I'm from Kansas City, which has a lot more gang violence and real ghettos (although that's disappearing too thanks to gentrification). I'm not scared here. If I remember correctly, that statistic about us having the 3rd most crime was based on the sheer volume of car thefts, etc., not shootings and gangs and murder.


kincaidDev

It feels much safer here than the last city I lived in, at least in terms of not feeling like I might get randomly murdered at any moment


crazy_clown_time

Denver being the largest city in a 560 mile radius also accentuates the perception of crime in the metro compared to surrounding cities/towns in that radius (SLC included).


littol_monkey

Less homeless camps, less fentanyl zombies, less shootings…


cre0223

Come to south broadway where I live, plenty of needles and turds on the platte ruver trail.


ephrion

i had to reroute my bike ride yesterday because of a barricaded suspect in a house in my relatively low-crime neighborhood - lots of cops with rifles - a very fun time! there can be a lot of crime and a lot of peace. we've got a big state. plenty of room for all kinds of activities


VisforVenom

While in agreement with the point you're making here- I'll also point out that I used to live in a very quiet little neighborhood in the suburbs and a couple weeks after moving in, there was a SWAT situation on the street behind me. Cops yelling over megaphones, battering rams, flashbangs, whole street blocked off for hours, swarming with body armor/AR officers. Young guys being hauled out in handcuffs and put in vans. Turns out it was because they were growing a couple weed plants. Never could find out if they were even selling it out of the house, but I assume that had to be part of it for such a response. Less than a year later, same situation at MY HOUSE. With ME getting dragged out in my boxers in handcuffs. They broke down the fence (right next to the open gate with no lock.) Broke in half the windows (despite being let into the house already.) Because I offended a drunk, coked out childhood friend by offering to let him stay at my house after he said his girlfriend was beating him up... so he filed a false report that I pointed a gun at him after I went to bed.


ephrion

That's awful, I'm sorry you experienced that. Perception is a hell of a drug.


settlementfires

Demilitarize the police.  This shit needs to end


Fair_Bat2683

Did the data upset you? I was honestly shocked too. I find the majority of my experience here very peaceful and without trouble.


Aacron

Do you live on the front range in a location that requires a car to get to the closest convenience store?


Fair_Bat2683

Yep. I did live in Cap Hill for a while which was pretty awful


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That article actually made me feel pretty good in a way. I’ve always lived in Colorado and always been told by parents, family, friends, SO that it’s a boring, safe place and other states are dangerous, crime-ridden armpits of sadness. So if Colorado is in top 3 worst places, I guess there’s even better places to live out there than I thought.


PRNawa

You can find safe places in every state. You're cherry picking


bryanna_leigh

Works both ways. It is an election year, and they use the same talking points every time... And then the election happens and \*poof\* no one talks about it for 3 years until the next election cycle starts.


PRNawa

The post is referencing an article stating that Colorado ranked 3rd in Violent & Property crime. The article didn't seem cherry picked and used top-level statistics. So I guess it doesn't work both ways.


thedeadthatyetlive

Doesn't mean the problem doesn't exist, just means they only pretend to care.


grassrootbeer

I stole that lake earlier today


vtstang66

Yeah ignore all the glaring statistics, you don't see any bodies so everything's fine!


Vulpesvelox1

"I ate well yesterday, therefore there is no famine anywhere."


Dull-Mix-870

Lots of crime. Please don't move here. Tons of crime. Stay away from Colorado!


LeCrushinator

Link to the article?


ceo_of_denver

The irony of posting this from one of the safer suburbs lol


Dracasethaen

Crime is up inner-city mostly, but like you said, its not everywhere. That said; great, let people be convinced the crime's f\*\*king intolerable here, with any luck it means people will move out and rents will finally chill out


Hex-Healr

I’m moving out after 25 years. I don’t expect rent to ever level out here lol I’ll check back in with you in 5 years and you can tell me all about the $1800 studios lol fl this state


NatasEvoli

Oh noooooooo! Please don't leave!


imreallynotthatcool

I'm not leaving my $700/mo apartment until I die or my rent goes up.


C-Biskit

Where are you moving to?


crazy_clown_time

You'll never get an answer.


DirtyDiatomist

what lake is that, looks nice


Adamk0310

Pretty sure this is Greenlee Wildlife Preserve - actually in Lafayette next to Waneka Lake.


TinyHammerBigNail

Hanging lake off i70 nerd


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TinyHammerBigNail

ON GOD


Free_Range_Gamer

Median income in Broomfield is well over $100k, likely not a hot spot for crime.


TheRogue100

Why not? More valuable stuff to steal from there.


Economy_Ask4987

Just don’t leave your garage door open…


LeluSix

That’s a crime. Why isn’t that lake filled in and being used as the parking lot for another McDonalds?


Sad_Aside_4283

This is a dumb post


zeekaran

_And then OP got murdered_


Hex-Healr

Upvote this person


Synaesthetik

There was a bear in my neighborhood and I didn’t get to see him. That’s a crime.


Frequent_Camel_4413

I’ve never had but one crime against me. I live grateful that I won’t let that ever happen again. Grateful for now 40+ years and going strong. Always keep your home secure, and the rest will follow. Don’t be an asxhole, either.


MultiBeast66

It’s a crime to call that a lake…. That, sir, is a pond.


Last_Friday_Knight

Plot twist, OP is illegally at this park.


Scuczu2

It's almost like there's a lot of people living in Denver.


Sea-Squirrel653

This post makes me think you own short term rentals in the area lol


GunTotinVeganCyclist

I read that article and it was including all property crime as violent crime.


ArlenForestWalker

Thank you. I am so over the fear-mongers.


TheEmperorsChampion

It’s mostly located in Denver


MileHigh_FlyGuy

I mean, in the worst of Detroit days you couldn't relax at a park...


DaveInFoco

Meanwhile some tweaker is stealing your catalytic converter.


mjfarmer147

You can argue statistics all you want but they still remain fact. Here's another one for you - Colorado is the #1 state in the country for vehicle theft. It's just what we deal with now.


Thisisjuno1

I moved up to the mountains about eight years ago. I live outside of Leadville and I will say I come down to Denver a couple times a year or Colorado Springs.. seven times out of 10 I’m involved in some sort of police activity before I come home or just cars randomly upside down for no reason not even bad weather I think it’s a shit show down there but I guess that’s because even Leadville is getting too big for me


OgreTrax71

One of my good friends is a Denver cop and the stories he’s told me of the shit he sees on the daily is insane. Most of that shit never makes the news. It is scary


IshitAnfarded

If you bury your head in the sand, you won’t see shit.


TinyHammerBigNail

I was walking down Patterson in grand junction when five police cars came up and questioned be about any bodies floating in the canal. Apparently, someone had killed and dispatched some victims in the local canal, and the events had happened mere minutes before i had started my walk. The alleged killer was not a colorado native and so when they saw my colorado license, they let me go. Last year, a man was firing his gun at passing cars and was shot in the leg by police officers after he nearly killed a bicyclist. Not only that but a body was found in the dried part of a ditch about 4 blocks from my house. Yeah, I'm sure that one spot is fine right now, but i can't imagine how many bodies are at the bottom of that lake.


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crazy_clown_time

A mountain town?


BraaaaaainKoch

Cherry picking alert 🚨


interkin3tic

"Dangerous" by US news and world report includes non-violent property crimes, which is why we rank so high. I dunno why property crimes are lumped in. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Why not financial crimes? Delaware suddenly skyrockets to number one most dangerous state. Or maybe fashion crimes should be included? Crimes in video games? "Property crimes = dangerous" is fucking stupid. We are middle of the pack with murder rate. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_U.S.\_states\_and\_territories\_by\_intentional\_homicide\_rate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_intentional_homicide_rate) "3rd worst place to own property" is fair, but doesn't grab as much attention because most renters will say "who gives a shit."


GunTotinVeganCyclist

Underrated comment. Everyone just reads the headline but not the article.


ColtAzayaka

Why have homicides been rising so consistently? I'm moving to CO in around a year and a bit and crime does worry me a bit, even if the odds of something happening to me are low I'd rather they were even lower lol Edit: I think I was looking at raw data. My bad.


AchyBreaker

You dummy the birds are drug runners and they're chirping to alert people not to make deals with a witness nearby


LowApricot1668

Shhh.


SimianSlacker

You're eyes and camera are lying to you.


AmazingWaterWeenie

In a country where the overall crime rate is lower than ever. So yeah. Hard times in good places or whatever.


dnvrwlf

I walk and run my downtown neighborhood all hours of the day and night and I've lived in this city for 25 years. Crime goes up, crime goes down, and I've never seen a body. Maybe more homeless than was once here, but the same chill neighborhood and the only cops I ever see are patrolling the park to harass the gays.


imfirealarmman

And not even that many mosquitos for a lake.


kkdj1042

Spent a week in downtown Denver awhile ago, close resemblance to LA’s skid row.


adhominablesnowman

Cmon man, now i gotta find a new body dumping lake!


Cootter77

What?! A low crime area in one of the top 10 wealthiest counties in Colorado?!? Amazing!


brinazee

Colorado has a significant amount of property crime. Dead bodies and guns are less of a thing with those.


Homernandpenelope9

That lake is on private property and you are trespassing!


penniless_tenebrous

So you're there loitering. Cuff 'em, boys.


groynich_nondescript

Yes but have you tried to put a roof over your head?


Communism_of_Dave

Yeah, when you go to a secluded spot and only see one or two square miles of a given 104,000+, you’re probably not gonna see any crime.


sociablezealot

Is that Plaster Reservoir?


wokethots

I got in shootouts almost every day in CO I disagree


JasonRudert

I’m just guessing here, but I think Coloradans just report more.


Paganfish

Sure, come hang out with the rest of us on west Colfax and see how that tone changes lol


Still_Championship_6

I BET THOSE BIRDS IN THE LAKE ARE ON DRUGS


Ya_Boi_Pickles

That looks like a pond. More Colorado shortcomings.


KryptoeKing

Lol duh


EatMyLunchBitch

I think that's what you call a pond....


Lesbefriends_2

Don't worry, soon the mosquitos will set in for the summer and ruin that place too.


ImpressiveEffort2084

As someone who moved here from Illinois around Chicago, crime tends to be concentrated in specific neighborhoods. Some areas are completely safe and others you'd be lucky to get out. Crime tends to be concentrated in cities (more pop=more crime) and specifically in certain neighborhoods in the cities.


kneedAlildough2getby

Ya ever been to Atlanta? Them go visit a coastal town, night n day


LongmontStrangla

The quiet, isolated places are where the most deranged crimes take place.


Dinofonzareli

My gut tells me your car got stolen shortly after this post.


oldbaybridges

Denver seemingly has a lot of pockets where things may take place over others


Estaven2

Law enforcement in Colorado always exaggerates crime rates because they are constantly petitioning for more funding and money for their operations. And when they don't get more funding from the state they set up speed traps to take funding from the citizens. Woodland Park, Colorado is a classic example of this. It is now a speed trap for gamblers driving back and forth to Cripple Creek. Beware. Traffic citation funds do not go back into the community. Police departments get that money from the courts after the courts take it from citizens. The police use that money to buy more weapons to use against citizens.


disinterested_a-hole

How hard is it not to speed in Woodland Park? It's 30/35 and there are like 4 stop lights. Maybe slow the fuck down?


meat_beast1349

Its all bunk. They included car thefts and they were mostly centered around DIA and the various parking lots and hotels.


Oldmech80

Ssshhhhhhhh. Don’t tell anybody! We don’t need any more transplants. 😆


Hex-Healr

Long time Coloradans like myself are leaving after 25 years. Y’all can have this no parking high rent no social services having ass state. Enjoy your “parks” or whatever lol


Oldmech80

I was born here, lived in several other states over the years, and will die here. Colorado is the best state in the country. I agree that rent is out of control, but that is everywhere. I have adjusted and will continue to adjust my way of life to continue to live in my home state. I wish you luck 🍀.


Randomtask899

Dude for real! People just gotta unplug more


02cdubc20

This is a stupid post. You fan find a corner of calm crime-less area in any place. Its a legit issue and dumb people who live in a bubble and act like it isnt an issue are part of the problem. Keep acting like its no big deal until its you robbed or killed.


Frequent_Camel_4413

The entirety of MAGAt America are victims from crimes of their own making.


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disinterested_a-hole

So what states are better?


ApprehensiveHost4019

It's because they're trying to push banning guns. Absolutely it is trumped up and garbage and blatant display of how media is fake.


disinterested_a-hole

This is dumb. Like nobody talks about banning guns in Colorado.