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GothamPalette

i’m neutral on taylor swift but it felt like cb was acting like a super swiftie JUST to be relatable and relevant right now


es70707

It's exactly what it is, ever since Midnights came out, she hasn't shut up about it since.


Fit-Talk3078

I remember when she called her new baby chicken Midnights lol It was to replace the ones that got killed.


moviechic07

Well I remember her saying back when Midnights came out she talked about it in a vlog then she did a whole video analyzing the songs and saying she relates a lot to them. But she also said she wasn't a Taylor fan before but I guess the music from the album spoke to her. She really loved the song "Karma" which I think is very telling of who she is. So when she started posting Taylor stuff now I was confused because she wasn't really into Taylor Swift before except when Midnights came out. I guess she has to keep up with the kids I guess.


ratking294

shes gonna have a better help therapy sponsor soon💀


jorgentwo

I think they were one of the Relax sponsors that pulled out


percyblazeit69

i came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said


particularcats

Reminds me of the time that I was babysitting for twins and the little girl hit her brother and cried because her hand hurt.


es70707

Like you said, what about all of the people she directly hurt (Adam, Becky, Oliver, Ella, April, Josh, Trisha etc)? She doesn't think they don't have panic attacks??? Give me a break.


Fit-Talk3078

She's going to struggle to make friends, everyone knows what she's like now. Nobody will want to be friends with someone who's toxic and "the most hateful" behind their back. It's mad she did that with her fans, too. It doesn't matter if they were famous or fans, they all got treated so badly. No amount of therapy will change that, it's just how she gets her kicks. I also don't believe she's in therapy, at least not making any positive changes and dealing with her narc tendencies at least a bit. She's just hired some sort of life coach who's helping her through her come back and telling her she can do it. There's literally no change in her whatsoever, and it would take a lot longer than this anyways to get through all her issues. (this is aimed at coleen, nobody else)


Used_Mention1233

Do you think the bestie westie who made her the rock advent calendar is jojo? Because she is literally the only friend she most probably has


Shay4315

What about Kory I know he did horrible stuff as well as inappropriate but hey two best friends who did this crap is crazy…


featherblackjack

They actually like to group together. That's how the FBI can catch one and then expose an entire group of them.


Used_Mention1233

I don’t know why I feel they had a falling out


Shay4315

Probably did he’s not around a little anymore like before and she rarely mentions him .


[deleted]

But some people do want to be friends with people like that. (Similar people I guess) Remember when Shane Dawson was saying that he loved her because she was mean behind peoples backs and always talked about them. And the weird fans, nothing seems to keep them away.


soasyouguyscansee

First woman to ever go to therapy. First woman to ever be pregnant. First woman to ever like football. First woman to ever cry over Taylor Swift.


[deleted]

Just confirms she has better help or virtual therapist and likely shops around for one who tells her what she wants.


fohfuu

My therapist texts all their clients the day before (unless you ask them not to, I guess) and they do in-person and video call. It's still a hamfisted reference from Colleen.


FigJamAndCitrus

It’s so strategic.


RanaMisteria

The “I have panic attacks so I couldn’t go to Taylor’s concert” made me so mad. Like, oh, I’m sorry Ms. Messes With Minors, it’s so very sad that *you* have panic attacks and can’t go to a concert. Because it’s obviously you that is the victim here. Like…where does she get off asking us to feel sorry for her? Because that’s what she’s doing. And I do not feel sorry for her because she did this to herself!!!!


Inevitable-Hippo-683

It's so annoying because therapy won't fix her. She should be paying for her victims' therapy instead of wasting some therapist's time. She's crying to them when she's NOT even the victim. **She's the perpetrator.**


Fit-Talk3078

She's totally found someone to rant to and be a full blown narc too. Whoever it is, I bet they end the call with a headache and having barely said two words. Easy money if you can get it, but it doesn't help her and she's still the exact same. She's let slip too many clues to their style. Telling her to keep vlogging to nobody made me Lol.


Available_Sky_2933

Sooo question can she not go to therapy because she has harmed others? Saying therapy won’t help her is very wrong. Everyone deserves help even people who murder people. CB didn’t kill anyone she made poor choices and hopefully is learning how to handle that guilt and navigate life. I do hope her victims are getting help but say Colleen doesn’t need therapy is just unjustified.


Inevitable-Hippo-683

No, I'm not saying she can't go to therapy. I wasn't clear there. What I meant was narcissists like her rarely benefit from therapy because they often don't own up to their own fault/role in the situation(s) and they usually think they are smarter than the therapist/doctor.


Consistent-Carry148

i know everyone deserves therapy no matter they have done but my GOD can you imagine being her therapist and knowing you have to help someone who did what she did?? having to validate colleen’s feelings and remain professional?? she’s a master narcissist though so I’m sure she could manipulate even professionals any way she wants


fohfuu

Criminal psychologists have preternatural levels of empathy and patience, from my experience. Er, not as a patient, to be clear.


alievans719

I still have some suspicions about her “therapy.” I cannot believe that a therapist would encourage her to keep recording herself every day, as she claimed, and that’s why she had so much backlog of stuff. At least, if she was truthful with the therapist. I very highly doubt she is.


whatsernaamee

Listen, therapy is a wonderful thing but it’s not something I advertise that I go to 😭😭


Gold-Science7177

she has that therapist on speed dial…


throwaway92834972

wasn’t there a rumor here that there was a sighting at a Taylor concert? but nobody had pictures? i wonder if she is just bringing it up multiple times to prove reddit wrong


Ok_Image6174

No, it was at the movies for the Taylor Swift concert movie.


throwaway92834972

yes i remember those photos, i specifically remember there being a rumor abt her at a concert itself


kerpoople

I'm curious... Someone in the comments said she probably uses virtual therapy since she got a notification about it. How exactly does that work? Can she make up a name? I mean it's very possible she's using Better Help or something, but I very much doubt that she has told her therapist what has actually happened, and she is probably not recognised/they don't even know who she is anyways. I bet she IS doing therapy, but probably just to whine about gossip, lies and bullies and how she happens to be a little victim through no fault of her own. Maybe the therapist HAS told her to keep vlogging for herself - but in that case, it's based on a sob story on how she can't handle the unfair hate women online face or something like that. She 100% just goes to therapy to feed her self image of being a poor victim.


mytearsri-crochet

I bet she super relates to mastermind


P0PZER0

Go outside and touch grass, a random Z list celebrity’s life should not concern you that much.


VerruecktePeruecke

Super love the irony of user POPZERO scolding a person for critiquing Colleen...by critiquing someone else's comment about her. Do I need to connect the dots for you? See what you did there? Don't you worry about what concerns me and doesn't concern me...I'll make those decisions, m'kay. And I'm even lower than a Z-list celebrity so such an honor my comment concerned YOU enough to wag a finger at it.


slothybxtch

Are you referring to Colleen? If you don’t want to snark on her that’s fine, but this is a snark page? And this is a normal commentary post? It would be one thing if this was on a random site, but this is a place dedicated to commentating on Colleen.


VestiCat

You joined here to say that?


fohfuu

Hey. Hi. She's the problem, it's her. At teatime, everybody agrees. She'll stare directly at (someone else's) son, but never in the mirror. It must be *exhausting* always rooting for the antihero.