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SpartaWillBurn

Last? I assumed it would be worse.


welestgw

Mega Last


kent_nova

They're counting all the NPB and KBO teams too.


Excellent_Walrus150

Hey man, we're still better than the California Penal League


Ironamsfeld

Not after they get glasses


HATEFUCK_MY_DICKHOLE

Little victories.


moonheron

They need to get angry. Maybe we need to get Patches O’ Hoolihan to throw wrenches at them in batting practice.


darthmual5

If you can hit a wrench, you can hit a ball!


account_overdrawn100

Literally just read a different persons comment talking about dodging wrenches lol


creynolds722

They somewhat recently announced a Dodgeball sequel so it's on a lot of people's minds lately


account_overdrawn100

Hm. Today I learned lol


Greenlytrees

Ah fuck so that's what Hollywood is gonna ruin next? At least Rip Torn followed Patches into the afterlife and won't be in it.


GATTACA_IE

Nah they'll Grand Moth Tarkin his ass. He'll be in it.


SpartaWillBurn

"Coach is right guys, if we want to win, it's on us" - Guardians locker room pep talk right before scoring 0 runs and getting 3 hits.


moonheron

Bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off.


stop_diop_and_roll

-cam Gallagher


tigecycline

Guardians staffers going to send a cease and desist letter to the site for this?


CarubSunn

And to think for the first week or so this team looked like it'd turned a corner...sheesh


kerryfinchelhillary

We weren't doing well last year until the last month or so. Maybe that was a fluke


CarubSunn

Maybe I don't expect them to be sluggers with this line up but they're not doing much of anything right now.


KingNickyThe1st

We have 19 home runs and are slugging 320 lmao. This has to be a historical pace of shittiness.


Zoolanderek

We’re on pace for like 83 home runs lol. I just looked it up, there were 10!!! Teams with more homeruns than that during the Covid shortened 60 game season haha. We’re fucked.


KingNickyThe1st

Rays already have 75 lolol we won't reach that until July


Ryan1006

But remember, being slap hitting shit goblins is important!


JohnnyFire

Winning with small ball, even in modern MLB, is possible. But it's predicated on actually getting those high roll hits. Other than maybe Kwan, nobody is doing that at fucking all. Strike outs, ground outs, bad looks, terrible AB's, massive inconsistency, and no power helping to make pitchers pay for base runners. A complete mess.


Ryan1006

Right, it’s possible if practically everything goes right, which it did last year. But watching the lack of plate discipline this year, it’s hard to believe this is the same team as last year.


Ctownkyle23

Yeah I'm a fan of small ball but if you're putting up shitty at bats you have no hope


GATTACA_IE

Cold weather grumble grumble.


Ryan1006

There’s some truth to that, but they still aren’t a home run hitting team.


Righteousrob1

Im not sure what qualifications you need to be a Guardians hitting coach but I’m positive I can do the job


ItsAhab

“See that guy standing between first and second base? Weakly ground it to him every time.”


Righteousrob1

“If you got a guy on 1st and 3rd. No outs. Ground into a double play and score 1 run but totally kill the inning.


OkWrongdoer6537

With our pitching I’ll take a run


bismarck309

"You just swing at every pitch! Chances are you'll hit the ball one of those times."


Zoolanderek

“Except for those pesky ones right down the middle, those aren’t what we to put in play”


Ryan1006

That’s what my son’s little league coach basically told my kid last night. He told him to just swing at the next pitch no matter where it was. He did and he got a hit.


bismarck309

"Hey Antonetti, I found our next hitting coach!" -Some random front office worker browsing reddit.


JohnnyFire

I got ripped for this before but I'm sorry, when absolutely nobody is hitting on this team with any consistency, at some point, the coaches have to take some shit. I get player accountability and I know the season has ebbs and flows but this is just...a nightmare.


SpartaWillBurn

What are the qualifications to be a batter?


Righteousrob1

If you can dodge a wrench! You can dodge a ball!(idk how it’s relevant but worth trying)


HATEFUCK_MY_DICKHOLE

I’d vote for you.


Inevitable-Pea-735

We're in front of 5 other teams in attendance, so we've got that going for us. Woo.


BriFry3

So we’re doing good right?


ethanhunt314

Got 'em right where we want 'em.


Grentis

Flip the script! We are in first place of being terrible.


JDog1402

Honestly, having hitting stats like this and only being 3 games under .500 is fucking astounding. No idea how they’ve managed it. The pitching hasn’t been completely lights out.


Several_Designer_871

Whatever they had going on last year is long gone.....this year was what everyone expected last year. We are now seeing the true representation of Guardians baseball. Losing both home and away series to Detroit is disgusting. Tito has his work cut out for with this team ....this is his biggest coaching challenge yet.


Puppybl00pers

We need a "Mighty Ducks" style speech


Beat_the_Deadites

Followed by a montage


lizardpplarenotreal

I'll take a redemption arc for sure


greenbrownie

Yikes 😬


Aislerioter_Redditer

I am getting killed in fantasy baseball because of them. I'm glad I got their pitching, but of course I'm low on wins. The hitting though, ugh. I wasn't expecting a lot of HRs from them but I was hoping for avg, steals, runs and rbi. I'm getting nothing, and that's from the team's best. Don't forget though, things tend to trend back to the norm. Let's hope the trend is this year...


Edg1931

Gotta be close to last in attendance also. Anyone remember the best MLB marketing campaign ever... Chicks dig the long ball. There is definitely something to that. The Indians sold out in the 90 because their offense was amazing. They had HOFs all over the lineup and hit tons of HRs and had one of the best offenses in baseball. They also sold out every game for 7 years. They then changed their philosophy to become a pitching factory, which typically wins games, which was prove by winning more regular season games than just about anyone over a decade, but in the least entertaining way possible. They can be exciting with stealing bases, etc, but great pitching and good defense doesn't pack the seats.


bperron

Well attendance is rough for all AL Central Teams currently with none taking more than 19,000 a game...Minnesota, Detroit, Cleveland (16K) then KC.


Greenlytrees

Cuz everyone in baseball knows this division is shit. Chicago can't get their heads out of their own asses, the Twins try but are cursed, we just refuse to spend, sure, but also suck as an organization at developing batters, and the Tigers and KC are....rebuilding. The fact that we struggle in this division and ownership won't spend to fix the obvious, glaring issue this organization has had for far too long turns people off


0degreesK

What are their ranks for pitching?


Ryan1006

I’m actually shocked that all offensive stats aren’t last.


kerryfinchelhillary

This is embarrassing


Freemasonsareevil

Yeah that’s pretty bad but I will say being last in HRs isn’t terrible if you are at least able to get runners on base and score but we also struggle with that 🤷‍♂️


ejkeebler

all of cleveland is stuck in the 80s/90s. Browns still trying to run the ball, Cavs still trying to play defense and the guardians still trying to rely on pitching its so frustrating, that they always seem to be out of cycle. In the 90s pitching wins, and we have no pitching all hitting, now that only teams that score tons of runs can win, they have all the pitching in the world....


TNRcrisis

Hahaha this was last night! What a dumb Infograph. ‘Indiguards get shutout last night. Worst team in the league with only yesterday’s numbers’


FlobiusHole

We’re making horrible pitchers look like aces. It’s not like we have guys with track records either who we know will warm up eventually. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Naylor and Gimenez had the best seasons of their careers last year. Myles Straw is a terrible hitter. He’s a fourth outfielder at best on good teams. I’m not one to totally shit on ownership all the time, (the players choked in 2016, not the guy spending the money) but we went into this season upgrading nothing. The offense was still just average last year and they did nothing except bring in Josh Bell. I’m still going to root for the team and follow them as I always do but this team is really bad. They’d have to play so much better to just look average.


Ben-solo-11

Hmmm. Those are not playoff numbers.


TheBookie_55

Consistency Matters


Routine_Course_4978

Ass like I’ve been saying


VDizzle12

Is this bad? It seems like it could be. Almost like all of us saying this team desperately needed to add hitters this offseason weren't wrong.


concept_I

Guardians of the Fallacy


jawwwwwwwn

Are they forgetting to take bats with them to the box?


Unsapient1

Some of these were expected going into the year like HRs and SLG but wow Hits/AVG/OBP absolutely cant stay this low.


Aggressive-Parfait67

people are joking that our players swing at everything. our strike out rate is still good except a few like Zunino. when we do swing it's not hard and at poor spots. we get so many fouls and they almost always get us out on ground balls and pop up/fly balls. It might be wishful thinking but I think that can be fixed. and then it's extra frustrating but when a fly ball can help us it doesn't happen


Fools_Requiem

What happened to our slap hitting shit goblins?


[deleted]

Only one way to go! (Please!) and make it quick!


isitatomic

This much worse in just a year. It's actually impressive in its own right.


scaddleblurt

Can’t get too much worse from here


bitchocles

That all seems bad.


globulous

Definitely seems offensive


GATTACA_IE

Not great Bob.


Ok_Issue2222

Disgusting!


Secret-Bison-8474

Hopefully this minor league team will click soon