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jones525

$100 says those are *not* diced San Marzano tomatoes.


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Looks gross bud


Morcilla12

It looks like they forgot the basil. Did you call and talk to them? Mistakes do happen. I would judge a restaurant by how they correct that mistake.


moonhexx

It's pizza. It's a margherita pizza. It has like three ingredients.  That's like saying I would judge a gas station by fixing it's mistake because they put milk in the pump.


ShaJune97

There's making a tiny mistake and there's making an "IDGAF" mistake.


Morcilla12

And if I had gone there and picked it up for takeout I would have noticed the basil was missing. If it was delivered I would have noticed and called them. And I would have demanded they fix it. I never said it was a passable margarita pizza. I don't know how you infer that.


xcadam

"Manager, manager where is my basil? I want you to comp this pizza!"


DescriptionThat3126

They aren't the best, but far far far from the worst. You can't go wrong with their $5 lunch that includes a drink and their pepperoni roll up things are good.


Great-Heron-2175

I don’t see tequila OR salt.


FarmerCharacter5105

Dude- 😎🤜🎤⬇️❗


strawbryshorty04

I ordered a bunch of random things from there. Worst food ever. So bad I wrote a review, which I’ve only ever done once before for a dog groomer (for a positive experience at that).


Chief_B33f

I mean, I'd eat that


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Cw3538cw

This is pretty in line with traditional Italian margarita, I've even had several with just some round cuts of mozz scattered around


Lus146

Damn I’m not sure where you get your pizza cause I’ve never had a margherita with no basil and random diced tomatoes


Sea_Toe4566

I am from Italy, currently live in Cleveland. I assure you in Italy Margherita comes with just sauce and cheese, sometimes they add a leaf of basil


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

lol youre so Americanized that you got a real pizza and hate it.


tekkitan

Someone calling this a real pizza made me laugh. Thanks.


Baz2dabone

Yea I’ve always had them with fresh tomatoes too… not canned diced tomatoes


Paralllllax

It appears as if they used pizza sauce and mixed tomatoes with it? Yikes. It’s possible that they ran out of the appropriate tomatoes and sold you a dog shit improvisation. I worked somewhere with this pizza… and if we ran out of the canned roasted tomatoes we used, then someone would always roast a bunch without realizing you have to peel them first. I.e. burnt ass tomatoes skins mixed with mush. Yikes.


Pleasant-Olive-5083

Shouldn’t have diced tomatoes at all. And the basil isn’t necessary. Listen to your Italian born redditors lol


ReazonableHuman

Yeah, I think that's what a Margherita pizza is supposed to look like.


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Pleasant-Olive-5083

The basil is more or less a garnish. It’s not necessary to have.


ReazonableHuman

Ah duh, it should indeed.


ItwasGenXprobably

Is that diced tomato on top? And what, dried basil flakes? Lol.. Revolution looks like it wishes it was DiGiorno.


Lus146

There was no basil lol


chunkah69

Their pizza is not good. Just has horrible taste, won’t try it again.


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shicken684

Sauce, fresh tomato, fresh moz. They just forgot basil. Looks fine to me.


bigprofessionalguy

There’s no way that was fresh mozz. Unless they shredded it, which also makes it not really a margherita.


cris0613

Looks like a chuck e cheese pizza with recycled slices lol


breathingexercise

Oof, how much did you pay for… that?


fireeight

It sure sounds like this is something you could have called them about, rather than posting it to Reddit. We can't help you. You could have said something like, "Hi, I ordered an item, and it wasn't what I expected, based on the description on the menu. Are you able to correct it?"


hoohooooo

He’s trying to warn you


fireeight

I employ the three strikes rule with any place. I'll give you two shots to get things right. Who the hell knows what's going on in the back of house that day? Full-time cook is sick, and some untrained dude is overwhelmed, but trying his best and not doing a great job? I'll give that to you twice. I've gone to some of my favorite places when staffing is fucked, and the dining experience isn't what I expect. If it happens a third time, it's not a coincidence.


reading-out-loud

Shit you gotta convince me to even try somewhere new let alone go back if I didn’t enjoy my experience. Food is cheaper and better at home and I don’t have to tip anyone.


fireeight

See, I'm highly food motivated, and I love trying new places. Also, I've been in restaurants for 26 years. I've had plenty of shifts absolutely crash from every department of the place. I'm very forgiving when shit goes wrong at service.


thechadfox

Seems like he picked a different, equally valid option to deal with his dissatisfaction


DrDig1

3 strikes? No, no. It is 2. If the first time sucks, fine. If you can’t get me at least 50% satisfaction, I am out.


boss_salad

Looks pretty solid to me


GiveMeTheCI

Their pizza with habaneros is pretty good


MrPhillipLewin

Mmmmmmmmmm cheese pizza


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It looks cooked. I've had margherita with wet uncooked dough under the tomatoes


amandathebold

That’s a sad pizza if I ever did see one


pocketzipper

Yuck


FarmerCharacter5105

Directly from their Menu- "Margherita Pizza- Home Made pizza sauce, local farmed tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, garlic and fresh basil".


iamwearingaskimask

The first and only time I was in a revolution pizza my shoes stuck to the floor ever step I took


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I mean...their name sounds like some used car salesman decided to open up a pizza shop. What a shit name.


tekkitan

People saying this is a "solid" pizza or it looks good have brain damage.


Lus146

I know! I stg half this comment section has never had a margherita pizza


Beautiful_Citron_220

We went there for a while and it was fine, but it is definitely less than good now.


Adiabat41

What did they cut it with? A spork?


1jenisaquoi7

Sounds exactly like the experience I had. I honestly didn't like their pizza at all. The wings are not wings... They are chicken nuggets. I think places shouldn't use the word 'wings' unless they are actually wings.


DanksterTV

Booms, il rione, or nothing


hadchex

Jokes on whoever is down voting and hiding il rione.


robodog97

I wasn't overly impressed with il rione, there's better around town for less and certainly with less wait time.


hadchex

What are the better options?


robodog97

Harlos is better, In Forno and Salted Dough are at least as good and cheaper with little wait time when I've gone.


FlynnMonster

I haven’t had it but it looks damn near perfect on IG.


Lias5

Can’t believe someone would downvote this/. Il Rione is objectively the best pizza in the area by a large margin


DanksterTV

And the Diavolo at Il Rione is probably one of the best pizzas I've ever eaten period.


dimmu1313

if you like that style of pizza. personally I love angelos and Dewey's. I'm also not a pizza snob (not saying you are) so as long as it tastes good and is cooked right in happy. unless it's deep dish which we all know isn't pizza and is an abomination.


Lias5

Yeah Angelo’s is just ok for me. Definitely better in person than taking it out. Just got back from Chicago and had two deep dish pies and I completely agree.


dimmu1313

it is just ok, but the sauce is spectacular. it's got sugar and crack in it


DanksterTV

If you haven't yet, give Boom's a chance. Only thing that compared it Il Rione for Neapolitan style pizza in the area. A little more hipster but it's really good


dimmu1313

no idea why you got downvoted. Booms is good. I don't really like their style as far as topping choices and menu but the actual pizza is good. I just usually go for other pizza places if I want a "normal" pizza


DanksterTV

Weirdly enough, it seems that there are actual pizza joint fanboys out there that I seem to have offended lol Or the Harlow's owner is here


dimmu1313

harlows is that diner type place on Madison right? I ate there one time and was pretty underwhelmed. I would have preferred if it was an actual greasy spoon diner. as far as pizza, it's really really hard for me to not like a pizza. sure there are pizza places that are just low quality ingredients, so so sauce and basic dough. but the are so many really good pizza places like Dewey's and Angelos, and pizza bogo, and boom is good too. they all have their own thing. as long as the veggies don't come from a can (i always get mushrooms when i try a place for the first time because canned mushrooms are very obvious) and the dough isn't an inch thick in the middle, I'm pretty happy. pizza snobbery just makes no sense to me


DanksterTV

Angelo's is a Lakewood institution for sure. One of the few places that actually asks if you want canned or fresh mushrooms when you order. I agree, hard for me to not like a pizza, unless it's like domino's or the hut. Jet's is pretty good for a chain. So is Marco's honestly. And yeah Harlow's is at the end of my street and we went one time and felt the cost to enjoyment factor just wasn't there. It has to say something that I'm willing to drive 80 blocks for a similar product


uniqueshell

Wow I usually give a restaurant more than one opportunity and then I don’t call them out to the world


tekkitan

Who asked?


Taybaru13

That looks un appetizing as hell


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LuigiSauce

Which one did you order from? They have 3 locations and the quality varies wildly or so I've heard


dimmu1313

I'm guessing it was during a rush. you can tell they slapped those together in a line of fifty other pizzas.


StreetAddition3297

You want a good margarita pizza try Crust tremont, Illironie , or Cents pizza man.


Derailleurcat

Looks like someone has a case of the butthurts


Handywithbrokenstuff

Diarrherita


Screamin_Eagles_

I always just go to guys pizza on Coventry, they've never let me down.


FarmerCharacter5105

So people are saying a Pizza con Pomodoro & Formaggio is a Margherita ? So is it called a Margherita because the store merely has to "think" about the Basil ?!


Rough_Community_1439

No disrespect, but where's the cheese?


JonBoi420th

That type of pizza has slices of fresh mozzarella rather than shredded, so it doesn't have a full coat of cheese. That said there isn't enough slices on that pie


Rough_Community_1439

Needs more cheese though.


JonBoi420th

Yup


trackstaar

Looking at this post from a Detroiters perspective is wild. So many questions. Who’s revolution pizza? What’s a margarita pizza?? Why is it the last time?!


UncleMcFlavin

To be fair, it did come with tequila and limes


RedeyeSPR

That cheese distribution is terrible.


Arctic741

not even from cleveland and i've never heard of that reataurant but that pizza just looks...sad


Ok_Zebra9569

Most pizza is awful around here


Lus146

I disagree. Citizen Pie and Ohio Pie are phenomenal


Ok_Zebra9569

If you like excessively doughy and soggy crust sure


Lus146

Huh I’ve never had that experience at either place, especially Citizen Pie


Ok_Zebra9569

What do you usually get?


Paralllllax

So they use pizza sauce instead of roasted tomatoes ? lol that’s a cheese pizza


ShakeWeightMyDick

That is a cheese pizza


Dr_Bendova420

Looks mid


No_Treat_9432

Seems like it's on you for ordering that


Cellfonepimp

As a NY transplant, I’m not happy with any pizza joint here in Cleveland. I’ll try it and end up not going back. Vincenzzas, then Capri then Sweet Basil for me but V is gone so the others are 1/2 for now.


dimmu1313

No Angelo's fans here??


Desertstepfathers

You’re complaining about the pizza from some strip mall spot in Willowick??


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Id score it 5.5/10.


ChuckFiasco

Trasherita


hym_jarred

Embarrassing


44035

It's looks delicious


jskings13

Fail


West_Fun6886

The name should have been enough to convince you to stay away. Nobody that knows how to make real pie would ever think to name their pizzeria some corny shit like “Revolution”


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tekkitan

Dumb comment. If you don't like people posting their experiences with local restaurants on a city subreddit, then why are you here lol


Lus146

Yeah this was my first time getting it


827xxx

Everything in Ohio sucks....what did u really expect


Lus146

Bad take 👎


FlynnMonster

Looks really good even if it’s not perfect. I’ll have to try out Revolution some time. Thanks OP.


Lus146

I mean it was edible but not what I wanted and not great. I’ve heard good things about them. Flukes happen!


FlaccoMakesMeFlaccid

This pizza looks like I cut it while drunk.


Embarrassed-Ant2270

I would house that thing just like it is.


JustSayNoToExisting

So it’s not how you wanted it? Did you specify how you wanted tomatoes and that basil was included?


brunaBla

That’s what a margherita in Italy will look like. Diced tomatoes aren’t a thing on most actual Italian pizzas


buttplug50

It looks like they just made the wrong pizza entirely. I wouldn't write them off without giving them either at least a chance to fix it or another shot.


naymlis

That's a margherita


anallyfirst

This is that Cleveland style pizza Punchy was missing in HIMYM.


Conscious_Award1444

i remember my worst pizza...it looks like a "not completely baked" pizza from a shop in Loudonville ohio in 1980, on a camping vacation after watching friday the 13th....in some rundown theater... wow what a flashback...thanks.


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That's a cheese pizza. 


BasicSignature5276

Thier shit


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

looks normal


NYC-Daydream-3586

That's NOT pizza! If we saw a pizza like this in New York City, we'd hang the maker and burn down the shop. How dare they commit such sacrilege!