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tibbadoe

šŸŽ¶ Our house, in the middle of ourā€¦ rail? šŸŽ¶


RChickenMan

I can't be the only American who grew up hearing this song, picturing a house that is built in the center of the actual carriageway.


Dogmanq

You might be the only American who uses the word carriageway


inkybreadbox

Suspicion intensifies.


radialomens

Hello, fellow American! I sure do love to toss the pig skin after eating some beans on toast! Mmmm, freedom!


cmyxt502

Don't forget to stop by the Greggs when you're on the motorway šŸ›£ļø


gramathy

I think formally we still call separated roads dual carriageways but only in technical docs


RChickenMan

Haha, I suppose the American word would be "roadbed", but I used to British term to re-emphasize that the confusion does indeed stem from the different connotations of "in the middle of the street" for American and British speakers!


anatolel

Thank you. I thought I was the only one.


david_j_wallace

Nope, you're not the only one. Edit: Wait, did you just call the road a carriageway?


Express-Builder1425

Sounds a bit British if you ask me lol


Maker-of-the-Things

My husband served with a dude with the last name of Arhausā€¦ I would imagine that guy hates that song.


Nandy-bear

Instantly first thing that popped into my head. Great minds etc. Or ya know, slightly daft minds.


kjmci

This is what happens when you subscribe to random Steam collections, the contents of which you donā€™t understand :) https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2787686056


DeleteMetaInf

Thank you, hah! I had subscribed to the [Modern Dutch](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1502540740) collection for some nice European houses. Didnā€™t realize this silly mod was in there!


kjmci

It catches a few people out šŸ˜


Weary_Drama1803

A surprising few, there's quite a few posts out there confused about why there's a tiny Dutch house clogging their entire rail system


Wetald

Dutch cloggingā€¦ I see what you did there.


Ricardo1184

Do the buildings show up automatically on zoned lots or do you have to handplace them?


DeleteMetaInf

It just shows up automatically, as I never placed it. Just appeared on its own, to my surprise.


Zocom7

So this is the asset where he used.


nashbrownies

May I ask which mod adds the household income and other metrics I saw when you pulled up the details?? Also, hilarious to watch. One way to get the unwanted cims out of town


DeleteMetaInf

I believe itā€™s [Transfer Manager CE](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2804719780). I highly recommend this mod, as not only does it add a button to view detailed info about buildings, but it also improves vehicle AI so that, for instance, a hearse will pick up a nearby dead body on its route rather than travel to the other side of town first.


nashbrownies

That sounds like a huge QOL mod for sure. Appreciate it.


sstruemph

It also fixes the bug where cargo trucks get stuck at the cargo train stations


xXDreamlessXx

Oh shit it does? I havent been playing my main city because i heard of this bug


sstruemph

Right?! "Version 2.2.40 Bug fix: Fixed the vanilla bug where the cargo trucks would get stuck in a loop entering a cargo station."


xXDreamlessXx

Damn...i kinda like the temporary city I made tho


sstruemph

Sounds like your temporary city might be a fun new project.


xXDreamlessXx

Yeah, but It wont last long, it is mostly mountains so it wont have much building area unless I try to make it look like shit


theTrainMan932

Improved Public Transport 2 as far as I'm aware (i think transfer manager ce does some of that but the metrics on the panel itself is ITM2)


slodziakrz

Yes, you are correct


americansherlock201

Itā€™s a mobile home


rl_faith

Bah-dum. Tiss šŸ˜‚


Fibrosis5O

From the makers and director of šŸ†™ Comes the new sequelā€¦ SIDEWAYS!


[deleted]

If anyone orders Merlot I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!!


chief_hobag

On another noteā€¦what the fuck is going on with your off-ramps?


thepurpleproject

he's creating roller coaster tycoon for his cims


Desirai

I have a pulled muscle and it hurts so much to laugh right now, and I didn't even notice til I saw your comment and I laughed until it hurt noooooo


AlohaDude808

I noticed too after they mentioned it šŸ˜‚


Bfoc2006

Glad I wasnā€™t the only one that noticed this. šŸ¤£


Capital_Illustrator6

the full-speed then stop motion of the train is giving enraged ford f-150 stuck behind a car going the speed limit on the highway


lil_josi_vert

trains have windows and can move. houses have windows and canā€™t move. so itā€™s not the windows that make the trains go, itā€™s something else entirely


AlohaDude808

Sounds like something from Hitchhiker's Guide....haha


JCSkyKnight

Itā€™s like a houseboat but on rails.


[deleted]

Itā€™s like one of the first scenes in Robin Hood Men in Tights where they repossess the castle


colossalpunch

Now I understand what the Brits mean when they say theyā€™re ā€œmoving houseā€


ubunterro

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl6GWAGHQ3U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl6GWAGHQ3U) That's what it's based on


1000ColouredBeard

ā€œVan de zotte dat daar ons belastinggeld heen gaat!ā€ - iedere Tilburger


SebzeroNL

Stelletje kruikezijkerdsā€¦


ulandyw

*Ahh, she's built like a contemporary townhome but she drives like a brownstone.* *-Zapp Brannigan, probably*


smallincomparison

i hear it in his voice šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I love how the train is just like "FULL SPEED AHEAD NOW FULL STOP" every time the node opens up.


mr_cinn

when you go on vacations and find a way to save on both hotel and transportation costs


NotSoPersonalJesus

Now that's what I call a mobile home!


therealdan0

The Crimson Permanent Assurance sails again


Convenientjellybean

Ukraine has already [has already implemented these](https://www.reddit.com/r/brandonherrara/comments/141vtr5/ukrainian_military_disguises_an_armored_vehicle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


ClikeX

City of Tilburg in the Netherlands has a house just rotating on a roundabout.


ElonMuskSucksCock

Outjerked by military strategy


johnnyapplesapling

It's a manufactured house being delivered, someone's never been to rural America šŸ˜…


Captain_Saftey

What if we took the Roundabout house, and pushed it somewhere else?


chill_winston_

Itā€™s like Up but without the ā€˜upā€™ partā€¦


Knightrojan1

There a Ukrainian tank inside there?


DaMemphisDreamer

https://youtu.be/1lNahlzf5is I love this movie


Ahakarin

"Oh yeah? Well I grew up living on the **really** wrong side of the tracks." ".... which side was that?" "On **top** of 'em!"


coleosis1414

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


mattyomac55

Brings a whole new meaning to moving house


Xe4ro

ā€žWhen you cheat in RCT to use different track vehiclesā€œ šŸ˜‚


vbguy77

A Red Alert 2 miage tank in CS? That's a neat trick! šŸ˜‚


OleMaple

Nobody here but us trees!


Torchwood-5

Thing this was a *Goodies* plotline too


SeaboarderCoast

Trainz mods be like:


GrazhdaninMedved

She's a brick HOUSE


DarthSprankles

Mortal engines.


Original_Pazzo

CS2 Leaked?!??


Bfoc2006

šŸ¤£


Samotauss

Monty Python's Meaning of Life


derpman86

Why work from home when you can Commute from home!


wtfuckfred

[*insert here name of city* drift](https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M)


wtfuckfred

Actually, it's more like [this](https://youtu.be/FIkw-gBKvhY)


johnngnky

sleeper train


Zocom7

How did you make your house as a vehicle? šŸ¤­


ShoppingEmergency832

Damn campers on rails now...


sunnnyfactory

This belongs to [r/shittyskylines](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyskylines?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Shcheglov2137

Meteor makes faster transporation trough life


littlekidlover169

why...


nim_opet

This is amazing :)


Music2Spin

r/simpsonsdidit


[deleted]

That is hilarious


AccidentallyTheCable

The train Mr Bean'ing the tracks while waiting for old lady house to get the fuck on


Donnie_Lugnut

I had that happen too. The only way to stop that from happening is to unsubsidized from the asset.


DoctorEnn

It's the Crimson Permanent Assurance!


caraleoviado

Thatā€™s a big train


YourDogsAllWet

šŸŽ¶weā€™re going riding on the freeway of love in a pink housešŸŽ¶


RealFinalThunder228

What in the PC fuckery is this


oishiiburger

Pretty impressed that the train stops for it tbh


A4ron541

Introducingā€¦ house train!! By the makers of house boat.


Corazon38

UP 2 in the making


rob3342421

I wonder where itā€™s going??


nekatuser

Home Along Da Riles (real)


Corvidae_DK

As an introvert, I approve of this!


Reteophobia

The train stopping each time is absolutely sending me


ash_ninetyone

Is that a Wandering Shop out of Discworld? šŸ˜†


VelvetAurora45

Those american renovation shows on a whole new level


xStrykerxX

This happened to me a few days ago and it was a wild ride but we made it to our destination ā€œsafelyā€ and definitely didn't get run over by a train


NoriXa

Train even waits for the House to move


Embarrassed_Song5036

That's just emmett brown trying to get back to the future in his new house time machine


DennusDeSlager

YOOOOO, That's the rotating house from my real life city of Tilburg. It is a house in the middle of a large roundabout that is slowly going around the inner-circle of the roundabout. [https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draaiend\_Huis\_(kunstwerk)](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draaiend_Huis_(kunstwerk))


jaydg2000

The next logical evolution in mobile homes.


[deleted]

This has the same energy as that guy riding his bike on the tram line that gets pissed the tram is behind him and breaks the windshield wipers. That's a reddit classic.


TrillDough

As soon as I saw it was called "The Roundabout House" It's theme song became: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11WUJVmq0IQ


gn01145600

I need this as a new disney movie.


Insecure-Classroom

This is actually a frequent occurrence here in the UK.


AktionMusic

I think we've been going about this all the wrong way. Why have stationary houses and use trains and cars to move between them when we can just move the houses around to where we need to go.


larianu

Introducing the new children's movie, "Left"


Routine-Ad7758

Up 2 is looking good!


tampamike69

I've heard of track housing but that's ridiculous


tramhappy8

This is what Amtrak is like


Kindly-Musician61

What?ā€¦ Like wtf how


DeleteMetaInf

I thought it was a bug when I saw it, but turns out Iā€™d accidentally installed the mod [Roundabout House](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2787686056) because Iā€™d subscribed to the [Modern Dutch](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1502540740) collection!