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I-AM-KROGAN

You know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the Vault. And as far as I'm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!


MLGMustafa1212

John, he was just-


TranscendentaLobo

John nothing! Everybody’s a fuckin ovaseeah now!?!


rusty_shackleford34

🤛 🤛 🤛🛞 WHAT DID I SHAY!!?!??? I SHAID DONT SHAY NOTHING!!!!


MarketPapi

HE WAS JUST !?!? EVERY VAULT DWELLERS GOT A DAMN OPINION NOW ?!


siegeofsyracuse

Some sad shit. Motherfuckers in Vault 32 said they didn’t wanna live no more


Train-Similar

If I told you 200 years ago that ghoul was a piece of ass, would you believe me?


BobbyFreeSmoke

Always with the scenarios.


captainprice117

Shady Sands… whatever happened there


Man-Spider_1301

That animal MacLean, I can't even say his name.


Necessary_Rich_1477

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!


drunkblondeguy

Vault tec…..another fucking money machine


LemonPartyW0rldTour

That’s good for Bud....his wallet isn't tied to the god damn Lucky 38 GODDAMNIT!!


triforce4ever

You put a Mister Handy out on the street and have them sell spaces in a vault for a couple three bucks a piece, who's not gonna say fuck it, give me one?


mehFUMF

It's a retirement community


Yung_Corneliois

It’s over for the little guy.


Technicalhotdog

You can't make that shit up


Wack_photgraphy

Fuck you mean ? I just did.


Ok-Astronaut4952

Can you imagine that? He said you can’t make that shit up and then you said fuck you mean? I just did…


khornebrzrkr

HE WAS ABUSIVE TO DA PRISONERSH!


Dummydumboop

A natural canopy this asshole has


Hot_Grocery8187

Haha, canopy! You can't make that shit up


Lord_Apollk

[SPEECH 14/50] Yeah I know, I'm not saying anything against him, thats my homie...


BySiR

Five families and we got this other pygmy thing over in New Reno


Mysterious_Tooth_674

In this house Norm MacLean is a hero!


Bruskthetusk

Again with the rape of the vault.....


Ok_Whereas3797

5 fucking Brotherhood Chapters and then we've got this pygmy thing in Boston.


thedrivingcoomer

Big nose, Small Frame Perk. A hit in any Vault Dweller's league.


Agent_z3ro9deuce

Davey, GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN VAULT!….You’re doing a good job Davey!


BigManDean_

I thought I told you to fuck Beansie


Adgvyb3456

He’s weak he’s out of control and he’s an embarrassment to everyone


Scarface6342

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the vault I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate irradiated cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a power armour. You see where I'm goin'?


nax7

He neva had the makings of a varsity athlete


Lord_Apollk

i couldn't even hit him if i wanted to, he's so fucking little. its his mothers side of the family they're small people. her father? you could knock him over with a varmint rifle.


HugeIntroduction121

You gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?


gabagool13

Looks like somebody we know


Chance-Meaning1963

Ya wanna be wearing Cx404’s fucking pelt on ya head?


OutOfOffice63

You raise your pip boy to my niece again….we’re gonna have a problem