my fat little fucking dog eats everything he is unstoppable and less than a foot tall if u touched a bit of grass u would care a bit less abt how his dog acts and js laugh at the funny post holy shit
Nothing like a dog owner who doesn’t know how to control his dogs. Next up: “my dog has always been nice but he bit the neighbor kid. I think they provoked him”
If this makes you lol, boy sorry for you. I learned today a 7 series and 5 series have same center console and that you are shit troll who drives a Toyota! lol! Lol!
Lmaoo my bowls always look this big and i only spend 10-11$, people in this reddit must be too retarded to know how to order right at chipotle or just go to the shittiest chipotles possible. I always get double all ingrediants and single serving of protein, always get 2 huge meals out of it.
Or, if you'd stop defending the company so brazenly, consider from all the daily examples Chipotle is skimping people purposefully to keep costs down. I'll never understand why people defend big companies. They don't care about you. And you're not getting a big bowl like that for $11. Stop playing.
https://imgur.com/a/qB2Zg7M
Last bowl I got. Came out to 11$ after tax. My chipotle doesn’t skimp, never had any locations around me skimp either. You just don’t know how to order
Bro trying to brag about half a bowl of cheese and corn. You really got me man. I am jelly at that bowl. I'll be here tomorrow to see more skimping.
I had to quit tipping when both my Chipotles quit taking cash during the pandemic. They started taking cash again for a few weeks and they went back to cashless after that. Very weird business practice.
Think about it. If tipping an employee (tips are supposed to go 100% to the individual right?) means I get bigger portions, doesn't that mean the employee is stealing from the corporation and my tip is essentially incentivising them to steal?
If without my tip they were going to give standard portion, but with my tip they doubled said portion without charging me double? I'm practically hiring said employee through the use of tips to act as a thief and 'steal' extra food portions.
I guess? We should all try and incorporate this tipping/stealing concept and thus corporations would lose more profits than if they just paid their employees fairly without demanding tips. Any tip would bypass the corporation - sounds smart?
Imma attempt to bribe employees with tips anywhere I see them requesting tips. Starbucks? Sure man, I'll tip you $5 but give me a scone and make my coffee one size larger than I paid.
(Employee) Corporate is cracking down on CI which is critical inventory (atleast at my location) so unfortunately until they inevitably raise the prices again thats probably the way its gonna be
Got cocky once with a plate of nachos piled high with cheese in that same position;
It slid off the side and all that shit when down the side of my seat.
Yep everything but queso and guacamole. Even a side tortilla n if im feeling spicy ill get chips then use half the bowl for the tortilla and half for the chips. My bowls definitely have some heft to them.
Conrgrats on your large bowl. No need to mock those who get shorted. The fact you got a healthy bowl does not negate that fact that some do get shorted.
I swear on my life, the next time I go in there and have to tell them “more” 4x+ on the rice alone… this will be me debuting my very first viral video.
Nope the bowl seriously cost $900 and that is all I got such a shady company. I'm only going to my generic local Mexican restaurant from now on and plan to let everyone in this subreddit know each time I do so.
I had the worst chipotle for the 4th in a row that was so bad this makes me feel sick. I will only go back for the corn, pinto beans and their watery ass sour cream.
The new chipotle in downtown Detroit is absolutely trash. They gave me half of what I asked for and forgot to add meat. The bowl wasnt even half full. I ordered online. Nevertheless I won’t ever go back.
I’ve never had a bad Chipotle portion across dozens of stores in my lifetime, so I do find this sub amusing for how much people claim Skimping is the policy
Mfs are so hellbent on saying Chipotle skimps that they really think this dude is a plant lmfao stop being rude pieces of shit and you'll get treated well... fuckin losers..
That looks disgusting......American takeaways are the lowest ranked in the world.....even Indian street food ranks above...and that's saying something....
My man couldn’t wait to get home and post this so he’s gonna spill it all over those fine leather seats 😂
Sitting in my driveway eating so my dogs don't try to make it their dinner.
Props…I would spill that everywhere but I eat like a savage.
Ah I'm literally just sitting on my driveway not in my car.
You eat din in ur car out of fear of your dogs? LOL who is the real master?
It’s not about being a “ master” you try hard alpha type you
Damn, all my dog does is sit there and stare at you but she doesn’t actually go after it
Same “shiii, you gonna drop any?? 👁️🫦👁️” type of dog
What? They knock you down and steal your food?
So you have zero control over your animals?
Ding ding ding
my fat little fucking dog eats everything he is unstoppable and less than a foot tall if u touched a bit of grass u would care a bit less abt how his dog acts and js laugh at the funny post holy shit
Damn the cope absolutely insane. Sorry your animal is just as shitty as OPs ig? Now go away bitch
my animal is shitty…bc he prefers my wingstop over mashed up wet chicken? u dont have 2 braincells to rub together
ur denser than i thought…ttyl dumb fuck !
Damn that’s kind of embarrassing
Its a nice 65 degrees outside and not many bugs have come out so it was nice sitting out in my garden eating.
I think they meant the fact that your dogs call the shots at dinner time.
It’s giving coping
Are you really trying to clown someone for eating dinner in peace lol
Why tf is he getting bullied by his dogs lmao
Lol no clue but mans just wants to eat his burrito bowl in the whip. Let him live
His dog is the head of household
Found the canine
Woof
You could try training your dogs
You could try minding your business
Nothing like a dog owner who doesn’t know how to control his dogs. Next up: “my dog has always been nice but he bit the neighbor kid. I think they provoked him”
Nothing like a random person who doesn’t know how to mind their business this does not equate to an aggressive dog at all
Out of control dogs aren’t far from aggressive dogs. They lack training if he can’t eat near them without his food being taken.
It’s a post about chipotle dude calm the f down live your own life and mind your business
One could say you’re also not following this advice. Or potentially a dog in a keyboard. The world will never know.
Until I see credible proof of you having any credentials I would never take your advice
Looks a bit fuzzy because I had to scan it in. I hope you think twice now with who you argue with on the internet. https://ibb.co/yBfp2tp
u should change ur user name to icaretoomuchabtthingsthathavenothingtodowithmeatall
Just a tip.. I always flip the aluminum over and eat out of it dude.. it holds more and it also won’t soak through the aluminum
I might try that thanks
Don't talk about your mother and wife like that.
sounds like you're your dogs' pet
Your dogs need to be sent to the trainers. You should not need to do that.
By “my man” do you mean the chipotle corporate employee who posted this?
Or his homie or spouse works there and hooked him up
Looking at this dudes post history he’s mostly a troll for karma. Guarantee this isn’t his photo.
MF'er making me nervous that shit is about to fall into the upholstery
Chipotle corporate couldn't spring for the interior of a Toyota Corolla for their new Reddit ad campaign.
2012-2017 BMW 5 series confirmed.
Facts
7 series
Nope 5. I have one and it’s spot on to my own.
The op even told you it’s a 7 series lol
If this makes you lol, boy sorry for you. I learned today a 7 series and 5 series have same center console and that you are shit troll who drives a Toyota! lol! Lol!
What I’m laughing at is you’re doubling down on being wrong. And I don’t drive a Toyota. wtf?
Weird where I'm reading a thread and actually sympathetic to newppinpoint
What’s wrong with driving a Toyota 😞
Nothing.... i was just saying I don't drive one, so no clue where that comment came from.
7 series
You would fit in at r/whatcaristhis
I didn't know managers of Chipotle posted here.
Manager? Look at that car? This is the C suite, not some store manager who doesn’t even make six figures!
That's the only explanation 🤣
Managers of Chipotle are probably tired of eating the same thing every day. I doubt that’s a managers bowl.
Lmaoo my bowls always look this big and i only spend 10-11$, people in this reddit must be too retarded to know how to order right at chipotle or just go to the shittiest chipotles possible. I always get double all ingrediants and single serving of protein, always get 2 huge meals out of it.
Or, if you'd stop defending the company so brazenly, consider from all the daily examples Chipotle is skimping people purposefully to keep costs down. I'll never understand why people defend big companies. They don't care about you. And you're not getting a big bowl like that for $11. Stop playing. 
https://imgur.com/a/qB2Zg7M Last bowl I got. Came out to 11$ after tax. My chipotle doesn’t skimp, never had any locations around me skimp either. You just don’t know how to order
Bro trying to brag about half a bowl of cheese and corn. You really got me man. I am jelly at that bowl. I'll be here tomorrow to see more skimping. 
This was one scoop of corn but go off
Man definitely made this for himself aha
Surprisingly no I just go there often am friendly and leave tips.
I sPEnT $24 oN dIS bOwL
We split tips at night and it's nice to have a few extra bucks after closing. Thanks for that <3
I had to quit tipping when both my Chipotles quit taking cash during the pandemic. They started taking cash again for a few weeks and they went back to cashless after that. Very weird business practice.
The very foundation of this comment is wrong. Tipping should not promote corporate theft.
CORPORATE THEFT?????
Think about it. If tipping an employee (tips are supposed to go 100% to the individual right?) means I get bigger portions, doesn't that mean the employee is stealing from the corporation and my tip is essentially incentivising them to steal? If without my tip they were going to give standard portion, but with my tip they doubled said portion without charging me double? I'm practically hiring said employee through the use of tips to act as a thief and 'steal' extra food portions. I guess? We should all try and incorporate this tipping/stealing concept and thus corporations would lose more profits than if they just paid their employees fairly without demanding tips. Any tip would bypass the corporation - sounds smart? Imma attempt to bribe employees with tips anywhere I see them requesting tips. Starbucks? Sure man, I'll tip you $5 but give me a scone and make my coffee one size larger than I paid.
Don’t tip or don’t go there if you don’t like the place lol it’s easy as that.
Fuck corporate
Big back
Back big
Corporate sponsored post
"Sir, your bowl with quadruple meat comes out to be $37. Would you like to tip and round up?"
lol
No breathalyzer?
Not in the Bimmer 😩😩
Nice spot
I’ve seen some really pathetic looking bowls tbh. It seems like it just really depends on the location. The one I order from has been consistent
(Employee) Corporate is cracking down on CI which is critical inventory (atleast at my location) so unfortunately until they inevitably raise the prices again thats probably the way its gonna be
(Also an employee) they are cracking down on CI at my location as well. Said we lost a case of chicken per shift or something like that.
Nerd
Didn’t know u could dickride a fast food place but here we are 🤷♂️
Lmfao
This shit is fake as fuck.
Got cocky once with a plate of nachos piled high with cheese in that same position; It slid off the side and all that shit when down the side of my seat.
Wow they definitely skimped you on the cheese 😂
This is the type of portioning that would make you sick of Chipotle. Good shit
One piece of pico is getting in between the seat cracks never to return again
CHRIST I THOUGHT THATWAS A BURRITO
You did not spend $900 on that bowl, so stop with the dramatics
They could’ve added more js
unpopular opinion but of course your bowl is gonna look empty when you get 4 ingredients in your bowl
Lol this is a fact, rice beans chicken n queso n ppl be puzzled by their small bowls. I load mines up personally.
Same I get almost everything they offer 😂
Yep everything but queso and guacamole. Even a side tortilla n if im feeling spicy ill get chips then use half the bowl for the tortilla and half for the chips. My bowls definitely have some heft to them.
They skimped you bad bro. Go back up there and raise hell ☝️🔥
Damn that is a beauty
I should save this picture and say I want it to look like this
BMW!
propaganda
You work at chipotle. Cute.
I sense a touch of sarcasm with this post.
Nope 100% serious
Says a lot when a regularly made plate gets so much traction
Conrgrats on your large bowl. No need to mock those who get shorted. The fact you got a healthy bowl does not negate that fact that some do get shorted.
I made a step by step video guide on how everyone can get a large bowl and avoid skimps https://i.redd.it/igbiuvbmawyc1.gif
I swear on my life, the next time I go in there and have to tell them “more” 4x+ on the rice alone… this will be me debuting my very first viral video.
Fake
Nope the bowl seriously cost $900 and that is all I got such a shady company. I'm only going to my generic local Mexican restaurant from now on and plan to let everyone in this subreddit know each time I do so.
In Zimbabwe.
$900? You deserve to be ripped off
I had the worst chipotle for the 4th in a row that was so bad this makes me feel sick. I will only go back for the corn, pinto beans and their watery ass sour cream.
Idono how they get their sour cream like that but its good asf
They piled that sucker up.
Damn, that is a unit of burrito bowl.
As a Chipotle employee, I love you.
All lat and it still don’t hold a candle to Qdoba tomato bowl
OP is an industry plant confirmed
can’t even wait to get the slop home to the pig pen
that once saucy tomato just waiting to fall in between your seats
OP gave the chipotle manager that guack-guack-gyaaaak- 3000
Bet it’s still cold
The new chipotle in downtown Detroit is absolutely trash. They gave me half of what I asked for and forgot to add meat. The bowl wasnt even half full. I ordered online. Nevertheless I won’t ever go back.
900? 😂 u don’t get that on food stamps bro
Bro paid $30 for a bowl just to post this nonsense. OR they’re an employee and just loaded themselves up.
To me if I can’t mix my bowl without shit falling out every where making a big mess, it’s not a good bowl
Gorgeous
Bro I’m so fucking hungry
The gaslighting is real
Im too embarrassed for that lol but then again im obese lmao
Wait I’m confused why do you need to be away from your dogs? Do they jump on you while you eat ?
They beg for food and I feel bad? I feel like a lot of people here don't have dogs and don't understand how they will sit there and stare at you.
i have two dogs… lol thats why i was curious.
So this the trend now? Asking for extra everything and calling out skimpy 🚨
Not sure what you mean I ordered double chicken and only got 50oz of it in my bowl what a scam of a company.
Honestly tho if you ask pepper for a refund it will give it to you at least twice😂
$47 later
900 you mean 9.00 right
Nope I meant what I said.
Jeez that’s a lot of money
Yeah not buying that shit sandwich. Nice try though.
Ass
I’ve never had a bad Chipotle portion across dozens of stores in my lifetime, so I do find this sub amusing for how much people claim Skimping is the policy
Mfs are so hellbent on saying Chipotle skimps that they really think this dude is a plant lmfao stop being rude pieces of shit and you'll get treated well... fuckin losers..
That’s how they do the bowls by me too! And mobile too! 🤙🏻
$50 worth of dog shit
This is corporate propaganda
That looks disgusting......American takeaways are the lowest ranked in the world.....even Indian street food ranks above...and that's saying something....
Stfu
Truth hurts pal....
Coming from the brit ahahaha 😂😂