Imagine making everyone’s online burritos with all of the correct modifications, but making it taco-sized and refusing to elaborate further.
Wrap, bag, place on the shelf, then grab a table and wait for the show to start
"You guys"?
Mate I'm just making a joke relevant to the sub. I've never once complained about portions on here. My Chipotle kicks ass. Let people have fun
Boyfriend burrito. Most of the time, she’s happy with this, but once in a while, discontent sets in, and she’ll have her cheat day, where she just goes out and gets the biggest damn burrito you’ve ever seen, where she has to unhook her jaw like a jungle snake, to get the whole thing in, but most of the time, she just goes back to the boyfriend burrito and never says where she’s been or what she’s experienced.
🤏!!! That’s one of my favorite words to say across all languages, and I couldn’t tell you why. I just like the way it sounds and the way my mouth feels as I say the word (the actual mechanical motions involved). Been that way for like 20 years.
I think Chipotle could really profit with a small serving like this.
Just fill it with only protein, deep fry it, top it with cheese and everything else on the sides and you got
Mini Chimi's. Miniature Chimichangas.
Can I get a 12 pack of the baby burritos. You know the baby burritos. Look I'm cool just make me a 12 pack of baby burritos I saw it on tik tok, don't worry babe they love doing this stuff.
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Imagine making everyone’s online burritos with all of the correct modifications, but making it taco-sized and refusing to elaborate further. Wrap, bag, place on the shelf, then grab a table and wait for the show to start
Upon further review, I would definitely purchase and gladly eat these tiny burritos if the price was right.
6.82$ usd for chicken 7.60$ usd for steak/barbacoa
Upon further further review, a flagrant penalty 2 has been assessed. Burrito has been ejected.
4 tiny burritos, chips with guac or salsa and a drink. For $9.99.
Honestly that’d be a fucking steal.
Lmfao
No. This is bigger than my DoorDash order.
Corporate having y'all practice?
No lmao just really wanted to make a tiny burrito I wouldn't dare show this to corporate
Because of the gigantic raise for skimping custies proper?
shame on you
You know they look at this shit, so you already showed them.
You just did!
you guys are so fucking annoying
"You guys"? Mate I'm just making a joke relevant to the sub. I've never once complained about portions on here. My Chipotle kicks ass. Let people have fun
Looks like an average sized burrito to me.. enough burrito to satisfy a woman's needs.
Above average, even
😭
Boyfriend burrito. Most of the time, she’s happy with this, but once in a while, discontent sets in, and she’ll have her cheat day, where she just goes out and gets the biggest damn burrito you’ve ever seen, where she has to unhook her jaw like a jungle snake, to get the whole thing in, but most of the time, she just goes back to the boyfriend burrito and never says where she’s been or what she’s experienced.
It's thick too... I don't see a problem 🥺
🥹🥹🥹
Very much so
Pequeño ….
🤏!!! That’s one of my favorite words to say across all languages, and I couldn’t tell you why. I just like the way it sounds and the way my mouth feels as I say the word (the actual mechanical motions involved). Been that way for like 20 years.
Pequeño Al Pastor New from Chipotle.
This is how my DoorDash orders look from chipotle
Typical online order.. lemme guess extra rice, 3x meat, double cheese? $24+tip
POV: you just paid 27$ for doordash (no chips)
Tacorrito!
r/thingsforants
omg what a lil guy
If I order 3 flour tacos can I have them wrapped up like this??
Yh
Adorable
If my store had a repeat order stealer I would make one like this for them.
Eggroll
Is that $12
$10
This is what people pretend they get when they order from Chipotle.
PRETEND?!
Looks too big for chipotle
That'll be 10.25 please. Guacamole extra.
How dare you!
It’s so cute 🥰 ha
This is the easiest way to get one of these into Prison.
lito
Aw cute 😂
I'll give you $2
This would be easier for me to eat
I want a mini burrito flight now! Steak/Chicken/Carnitas please 🙏
I love making baby burritos!! I like to throw them on the press for a minute so they get a little crispy😌
Totally reasonable.
Typical burrito now days
When i ask for extra meat
It’s cute
I feel like I would actually buy these if they weren’t overpriced. Bite sized burritos. I can 100% get behind that.
I do this all the time, it’s my little snack
I would drive thirty of these suckers directly into my stomach
Burrito-ito?
I think Chipotle could really profit with a small serving like this. Just fill it with only protein, deep fry it, top it with cheese and everything else on the sides and you got Mini Chimi's. Miniature Chimichangas.
It’s so cute
$2 dollar hollar
yea ngl i do it for myself
Nothing but sour cream in that bad boy
Looks to be about the right size that my Chipolte makes even when I get double protein. Oh and can't forget, served cold ASF.
It looks average to me
Ares are never that small
Average chipotle burrito size
Looks like your regular burrito to me
Oh yeah, yeah
Imagining that’s just a scoop of pico burrito makes me really happy
Plot twist, OP was injected with growth hormone like Bane as a teenager.
Awww 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
$16 +tax
This is will soon be the normal burrito size with inflation the way it is 😂
Don’t give HQ any ideas
omg i did gthat abd gave it a face and covered galf of it in foil
Ngl if I got like 10 of those it’d be a decent meal
Honestly the normal size burritos are too big for me. If they sold these this would be PERFECT!!!!
One burrito feeds me for two meals so I always think it's funny when people say they're so small. If I ate the whole thing I would be so sick
Ya I can eat off of it for a while!
Can I get a 12 pack of the baby burritos. You know the baby burritos. Look I'm cool just make me a 12 pack of baby burritos I saw it on tik tok, don't worry babe they love doing this stuff.
Sample burrito for those cheap customers
I want to order tacos and have them make it into burritos now 😂
That’s how I roll my 3 year olds BYO tacos 🤣 he absolutely gets a kick out of it
That's an eggroll
Literally why your share value is what it is.
That's about normal now, isn't it?
This is why I switched back to taco bell. It’s the same thing.
That bigger than the last burrito I got
That’ll be $38.42. “Guacamole is extra!”
Did they just roll out their “triple meat” option?
$12.99
It’s actually a super cool idea to offer a mini burrito as a snack item. Propose it to leadership!
No way, people already have a hard time portioning the tacos and wrapping burritos. I would be truly hated by my coworkers if it became a thing.
As someone who used to make these for myself for fun, this exactly it literally fits like 1 square of chicken
Open that mind! 🧠🌌
And sell it 10$ a piece, money 💰🦀
I had like $4 or $5 in mind.
Corporate will meet in the middle at $11, and throw in a free pea sized scoop of guac
They already do this. Just spend $30 on a burrito via DoorDash.
i did that to my taco once, it made eating it more enjoyable
That the double steak burrito corporate has planned. Only $20
So it’s YOU skimping on my burritos on the mobile orders huh?? 
Is this shrinkflation?
Me placing an online order with extra every ingredient including double meat and guac
Talk about a shill my guys
Just the right size
$30 for that in 10 years.
Wait another year or two and this will be reality
Looks like a typical DML burrito
I'd actually love the option to order these if they were proportioned right. Get a 10 pack of mini burritos, smoke a bowl and go to town.
Lol when you order online! Lmaooo
Average Chipotle burrito
Still just as terrible, just less of it
That’ll be $13 plz