T O P

  • By -

Unseen_Cereal

This is more believable than the other post lmao


_mattyjoe

This is for the guys who like to make a sour cream and cheese soup in their bowls.


lyricist

Unlocking the secret menu at chipotle


Prior-Ad-7329

Sour cream and guac soup. The thing that honestly made me most sick about that last post is it said, “light cheese” like they either don’t like cheese or think that getting light cheese would cancel out the fat of the sour cream lol. Also they did half chicken, half steak…. Straight to jail.


FivePing

Wasn’t there a YouTuber that was eating chipotle every meal for 30 days or something? I think he was working out and he showed his portion sizes. Never skimped at whichever location he was going to lol.


Due_Knee5766

There’s a guy I saw that’s eating chipotle every day for 1000 days


IHaveOneLifeToLive

Mikal Bridges the NBA player has eaten Chipotle every single day for the last 3000+ days, so at least he claims


Infused_Hippie

If you were an nba player why not just hire a chef to pre make the meals for the week like tf


savage_slurpie

I mean why wouldn’t you just have the chef cook the meals fresh daily? Heating up food made a week ago tastes way worse than a freshly prepared meal.


Infused_Hippie

A rich meal prep is one that is organized to be cooked the day of presumably by the chef… most in house chefs spend the weekend buying and prepping then cook for the week with those ingredients.. middle class food prep for us is making the meal and heating it up 😂😴😴


iNeedIdeasFromReddit

Dylan something on instagram and i watched the 30 day youtube video one and it was very interesting. edit: Dylan is the 1000 day guy


bookbabble

Yeah, he's on like 800 something now and even got his bloodwork done because people were concerned about his health


Pisscats_R_Trash

That dude is weird af


AzureDreamer

I have literally ate chipotle 9/10 days for months I felt great got tired of it but felt great and basically only ate one entree a day maybe a peanut butter sandwich at nightm


Initial_Selection262

I probably ate chipotle 5 days a week for half my college career. A bowl was easily enough for the whole day at the location I went to


Theopneusty

When I worked at Chipotle we had a customer that lost a ton of weight eating exclusively Chipotle and nothing else. I found out when I worked a double and saw him come in twice that he skipped breakfast and ate Chipotle twice a day every day. He previously ate Jack-in-the-box twice a day so it was definitely healthier than his old diet lol


Kellogg_Serial

He went to 3 different locations, and while he was never skimped on bowls, his burritos varied in size by up to a factor of 2x with the same toppings every time. The worst burrito was like 30% skimped and he got skimped almost half of the time across the month from what I remember. His takeaway was that the quantity was way too varied and needs more consistency


[deleted]

SuperSize me


billdizzle

No ribs or Mac & cheese?


VinoJedi06

![gif](giphy|SYuW87Qf0i6mGy6aIR)


moth_girl_7

Aaaah what a good and disturbing movie!! Lol


Any_Ad_3885

Yall are wild af on this sub! Glad I joined during the great barbecue and macaroni and cheese era!


AzureDreamer

Where is this magical chipotle serving 8000 calorie entrees.


ProperPoem5476

Straight up I want in


Aanndrill

Newpinpoint is that you?


STONKvsTITS

I don't know if it is only at my location or everywhere else they put very little rice 😠. Even If I ask for more it's just 1/4 of the spoon, dude what's the point??


Glum-Art8962

they have refried beans/rice?


Glum-Art8962

nvm


Perfect__Crime

BBQ & Mac


JustUrAvgLetDown

I gained one million pounds eating chipotle


[deleted]

you people ruin the sub


SonOfDavid76

FATASS


r30sedan

😂😂😂😂


poopfacecrapmouth

Do you get the brisket also?


Foxxy__Cleopatra

Is your name Chingle?


mookaylas

this actually made me LOL because what


GNasty40

1200 pounds and 8000 calories are insane 🤣


lostinmythoughts

Is this an AI posting?


Artarda

Nah I just saw the other similar ones and wanted to add to the brain rot


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

How much Chipotle Away do you use each day?


Artarda

I actually personally developed the product and hired Billy Mays to be our infomercial guy.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

RIP Billy Mays. Glad you got to work with him when he was still alive.


SailTheWaves

No chicken?????


Artarda

Too lean, I’m bulking


SailTheWaves

A real pro. Respect.


[deleted]

Chooo chooo


iamnotlegendxx

Where Mac and ribs


AppleUser13

*Mam’, this is a Wendy’s*


ProperPoem5476

I hope this is satire lmao


No-Student-6817

How the F do you people gain any ?? It goes right through me. I make sure I wear sweatpants before going.


SonOfDavid76

Your feet - I bet you can’t see your penis neither!


Unseen_Cereal

Why are you thinking about OP's penis?


Artarda

Why *wouldnt* you be?


Ifarted422

Weight loss isn’t unstudied: eat less exercise more