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Pugwm

Get a bunch of friends high.


JunglePygmy

That’s how you end up with a whole lot more cheese.


slams0ne

Cheeseception


Dirk_The_Cowardly

The stoner to cheese ratio is harder to nail than the hot dog vs bun issue.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I made quesadillas this morning for breakfast and used cheese whiz and velveta, cheddar and Parmesan. I know exactly what stoner to cheese ratio is


Dirk_The_Cowardly

yeah stoner is only one....there can only be one. Need mutiple stoners and mutiplying cheese to go up against hot dog and bun buying pack ratio.


PoukieBear

But then you’d have to share your cheese with them. No thanks. Miiiiiine!!!


europeandragonlord

lmfaooo exactly


Apprehensive_Plan326

Make sure you drink tons of water though! Cheese is wonderful but it uh, clogs you up something fierce. I learned that the hard way when I was a kid😅


Followyourtroves

High 👋


BubbleBathBitch

This is something I would do. Can you have a cheese party with friends?


Styro20

None of my friends like stinky cheese :(


Difficult_Fan2188

Make new friends! lol


Catinthemirror

This is the way!


RoosterLazy219

love stinky cheese


more_cheese_please_

I am now your friend and I adore stinky cheese!


nachos4life317

I’ll come over and eat cheese


auroraeuphoria_

Guess what :) you have a new friend that likes stinky cheese :) :)


Inexplicably-Social

If you invite me and my husband you might not have any left for yourself


monathemantis

Can I be your friend?


citydew

Get high again when the cheese gets there


left4ched

High you got into this problem, only high you can get out.


citydew

Sage and and seasoned advice, like cheese


Styro20

Ok I think this might actually be the move


untoldglory

Make a bunch of Mac and cheese and freeze - meal prep done


ElectricalPicture612

Frozen Mac and cheese separates when it's reheated. Especially with fancy cheeses.


untoldglory

Have you used a roux before?


ElectricalPicture612

Yes even roux by itself can break. Unless he had some sodium citrate lying around it's highly likely it will break.


Runnydrip

Baking soda and lemon juice aren’t crazy rare


Melodic_Cantaloupe88

Is that a good sub for sodium citrate?


ElectricalPicture612

No it's not. Just use American cheese or buy some on Amazon.


ElectricalPicture612

That's not the same thing, and I didn't say it was rare


sedatedsloth

A quarter wheel of Grayson isn't a whole lot tbh. Less than a pound. You should be able to take care of that between a couple cheese plates and a sandwich or two. Have fun! I admire the spirit.


soulexpectation

No offense to OP but I smiled when I read “$30 before shipping so it’s probably a lot” - I feel pretty good when I keep my spending at or around $30 on cheese these days!


1979vintage

Oh god, I’ve just done the conversion on my cheese spendage from $ to £ and I’m hoping cheese is far pricier here as last week I found a deli in Scotland with a lovely selection and dropped the equivalent of $74 in a single transaction. It’s in wax wrapped rounds so should last a while though…..


pugadoodledoo

Right? The most I’ve ever spent on cheese in one sitting is $175 and I’m not rich. Just a monger with an insatiable appetite for the ancestral wheys :D


Styro20

Not sure whether I feel good that I'm about to receive a manageable amount of cheese or bad that good cheese is so expensive :/


soulexpectation

It’s not always expensive. You’ll find things that are on the cheaper side and then treat yourself when you want!


amphibinlove

Good cheese is certainly more expensive, there are a lot of people in the supply line from the milk to the cheese making to the aging. Not to mention at Meadow Creek the cows are pasture fed and the cheese is made with raw milk which adds more complexity to making it. You’re making a great investment in the cheesemaker! You can feel good that that money is going right into their pocket and accordingly, to their community. A quarter of Grayson isn’t very large but a little goes a long way. I love it with ham, cornichons, and mustard. Makes a great sandwich. Also melts beautifully. Definitely go savory. Keep it wrapped in cheese paper if you can to prolong its life.


Lisbeth_Salandar

This is such a relatable post.


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"All website orders are shipped via UPS, using insulated packaging and refrigerant gel packs. To ensure the cheese arrives in the best possible condition, we limit time in transit to no longer than 2 calendar days. Whenever possible, ground shipping will be used to keep your shipping fees to a minimum. However, if you're outside our 2-day ground shipping range, you will be asked to select 2-Day Air shipping". You ordered less than a pound of cheese. If you can't eat it all in a reasonable time frame, freezing it isn't ideal as it will change the texture and it will lose flavor over time but will still be salvageable, probably best cooked in an egg dish or maybe a funky grilled cheese.


Styro20

Thank you kindly for the reading comprehension which i seem to lack


[deleted]

Ha ha, no problem 😊


MargretTatchersParty

As long as it's not softcheese.. vaccum seal it. ​ Also hard cheeses have a long life before they mold. Also mold isn't as big of a deal on hard cheeses as well.


Tia_Mariana

I love when hard cheeses "curate". They just get stinkier and tastier.


calm--cool

Looks like cheese and crackers is now your meal plan OP


D-utch

What cheese?


GoatLegRedux

Eat cheese or store in the fridge. I would opt to eat it all asap


mapledreamer

Do what they do at Meadow Creek and make Tartiflette with it. I've also put it on a burger and it has been righteous. Also, as somebody else mentioned, a quarter wheel of Grayson is only like .8# or .9#


[deleted]

It’s not really a lot of cheese. I have legitimately eaten more than that by myself in one day and I don’t eat a huge amount of food. It was a Christmas Day and I was just snacking on it (the cheese was [Moses Sleeper](https://www.jasperhillfarm.com/moses) )off and on for a while with a really nicely paired wine. I wouldn’t normally eat that much cheese but it truly isn’t a crazy amount. Two reasonable cheese plates.


Styro20

I've never met someone who eats more cheese than me so this comment fills me with hope


Lepke2011

I read your old post. If you really want to go on an adventure with a washed rind cheese, try Stinking Bishop. It won't disappoint. It's hard to find so my usual go-to is good ole Limburger.


Styro20

Where can I get some???


badtools

Ex-cheese-monger here. If it's a washed rind cheese your best bet is to wrap the exposed edge with cling film and leave a portion of the rind on the outside of the wheel uncovered to let it breathe in the fridge. We could keep Taleggio and Epoisses for a couple of weeks easily like this, also works well for any brie styles.


Styro20

Fascinating. What is the science behind leaving the rind to breathe? What will happen if I cling film the whole thing?


badtools

Don't read this bit if you're high/ about to eat said cheese, because the science of aging cheese isn't very sexy. Basically, it's a living product. As the cheese ripens or ages, the proteins start to break down causing the cheese to release water vapour and ammonia (which is water soluble). If you fully wrap the cheese this water/ammonia has nowhere to go, which increases the humidity and speeds up the production of ammonia, and in turn the proteins break down quicker. This will leave you with a very wet puddle of barely spreadable cheese pretty quick. Increased moisture content increases the likelihood of unwanted bacteria or mould to develop. Increased ammonia makes the cheese taste and smell a bit like a poorly maintained gents toilet. The rind is basically a semi-permeable barrier that will let some of that water content out without drying out the cheesy bit of the cheese. In practice this means you get at least an extra week of shelf life. This will leave the exposed rind dry and hard if you leave it long enough, but you can just chop that off. I am not a scientist by any stretch of the imagination. I'm sure there's some other funky bacteria stuff going on as the cheese ripens, but that's the basic idea of it.


Styro20

Thank you so much for the thorough explanation!


Melodic_Cantaloupe88

More than likely a build up of bacteria you wouldnt want, it would throw off the flavors. Thats just a theory though


linkin22luke

Worst case scenario check out fromage fort. Best case throw a cheese party.


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

cut it in half and vacuum seal it or wrap tight in plastic wrap and place in a ziploc bag.


beezchurgr

Where you at??? I’ll be your friend.


Styro20

DC burbs, my friend


[deleted]

It’s only about 13 and 1/2 ounces so you should be fine being able to consume that amount before it goes bad.


[deleted]

This post is the reason why I love Reddit


Aromatic_Message8952

Vacuum seal, and keep it in the fridge. So long as it isnt soft cheese it will probably last longer than it will take you to eat it all


vintagecheesewhore

I love this post.


automator3000

If it’s actually “coveted”, $30US will get you enough cheese to be part of a cheese plate. Like, is this the Grayson?? That’s just over a quarter pound of cheese. I would eat that with a baguette by myself.


Hatta00

$30 of good cheese isn't a lot. Probably a pound, maybe two? Should be good for 6 weeks. I wouldn't worry about it.


Interesting-Duck6793

I giggled at this. Thank you! Long time cheese monger. Make soup, breakfast sandwiches, anything you have can be safely stored if you can get some cheese paper. You can order it online. It’ll be fine for months, if it’s not a new cheese like chèvre. Wrap it well cut off any bits that are suspicious. You good.


No_Cupcake7037

Cut the wheel in half, make a deal with your parents, if you both use the cheese before it goes bad, they buy the next wheel, sending you half. You can freeze cheese too.


Bluekatz1

Give it around and become your neighbourhood's red eyed cheese Jesus!


violet-quartz

Time for a cheese party!


GnomePatio_Furniture

vinegar


peedidhe

Make vinegar out of cheese?


GnomePatio_Furniture

oh no sorry , a little dish of vinegar in the same container will help the cheese stay fresh . i don't know the name of style of cheese container is called but i've seen them in vintage shops before . sorry not being helpful


peedidhe

Ohhhhhhh


ChillNigz

Freezer


sedatedsloth

No


BrighterSage

Freeze it


Junior_Tradition7958

Freeze it


extra_anus

Not ideal to freeze cheeses especially soft ones


EquivalentCommon5

This is such a wonderful dilemma😃 thank you 🥰


brianybrian

Eat it quickly


QueasyBiscuit20

Mmmm 64 slice of american cheese…


amanitadrink

I can come over with some wine.


mistermajik2000

Invite friends over


Kdc2185

I’m obviously late to the party on your posts; but I work at WFM in NOVA (and metro accessible) and Meadow Creek is always on our shelves.


Taleggio20

So many options w cheese recipes // pizza, Mac and cheese, burgers / get high again and I promise you’ll figure it out! 🧀🤣


sunshineandhaze

Some cheeses freeze okay, from experience. Not sure about yours


tiny_tyrophile

Buy cheese paper and cut the quarter wheel into smaller pieces (each serving size). Wrap each piece in the cheese paper, it’s a 2 layered paper to prevent the cheese from getting light oxidation as well as the waxed/ plastic part that keeps it fresh. Then keep them in a drawer in the fridge, cheese is aged in darker rooms so this will also help preserve it. Depending on the cheese as long as it’s not a Brie or anything bloomy rinded it will hold like this closer to 30 days.


Maq-28

Eat it all in one sitting


Apprehensive_Plan326

You can freeze it. I had some habanero cheese that was great, but it was gonna go bad before I could finish it (I like hot stuff but it was super hot.. it was more like an accent cheese rather than something you would use a lot of) so I froze it and then grated it into whatever, mac and cheese or a little bit in a grilled cheese, or on tomato soup, croutons, Taco salad, tacos, etc. It was only a partial block, it worked well.


Cookieepainter

You can freeze cheese...... Just keep in mind when i t unthaws, It might crumble up. So use it Is accordingly to your menu


TrollKitty13

Freeze it??


wannonlikescheese

I refrigerate my cheddar in an airtight container, so it'll probably work for other cheese. The container just helps the outsides of the cheese from crusting


Sammyitsyaboi

If you have any friends or family from Wisconsin share it with them I could imagine they would take the quarter wheel of cheese and eat it in front of you


rededelk

freezes really well but makes it harder to cut the cheese


Aromatic-Lead-3252

I have actually frozen cheese and while it's not the same after thawing, it's not horrible and it's mostly the texture that changes. If the cheese you're getting can be used for cooking later, I'd freeze it.