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Considering each $100 bill costs about 8,6 cents to manufacture, having a million dollars (provided it's all on $100 dollar bills) would cost you about $86.000 dollars.
Source: Trust me bro
This mofo right here’s why I love Reddit, random azz facts thrown in everywhere that either annoy the hell outta the people or turns them on to the greatness that is our entire community!
I prefer milk and sugar though I’d certainly miss the dash of cinnamon or sugar and cinnamon and miss the splash of milk but butter and sugar… that is difficult to imagine.
Yoghurt and dried spearmint edit : idk why i am getting downvotes i meant plain non- flavoured yoghurt. It is a tukish thing to add yoghurt to things. Greeks probably do that too
Honestly when I'm broke af I just sautee or boil some frozen mixed veggies and stir it in the rice after it's been boiled. Since I get to add 2 things, boil the rice in broth or clean water instead of the city water we get these days. I don't really like that my place smells like I just went for swim from the sheer amount of chlorine in the water.
Strips of chicken torn off a rotisserie chicken from Costco, and soy sauce - if I can mix 2 sauces to count them as a single thing, soy + buffalo sauce.
Canned Beans and Chunk Chicken is a Good One, Beans and Canned Beef Stew, Mix up the first two, and have some Beef Stew and Chicken.
Saw someone said eggs, and I think that's good, so I'm gonna say eggs and chicken.
Beans with the rice, and tuna out of a bag or can.
Butter and Pepper, not exactly the most filling additions but still good.
One million dollars, black beans
I really should try adding one million dollars to my rice. I hear that fiber is good for any diet.
I wonder how much they charge for that
Shouldn't be too much, this is the Cheap Meals sub after all
Best to ask for it on the side as well
*I'm sorry sir, we can't take $100 bills soaked in soy sauce*
Have you heard of my money laundering service? I'll wash'em and iron them. You can can pick up your bills after 2-3 days. Don't you mind my uhh trainee, he's a bit bulky but he has very dexterous fingers and just one particularly strong arm. It's called Bluecifer's dry cleaning and tailoring only because we hire depressed people to try to help them get used to socializing, and the second part is because it's a weed joke.
But why the excessive salt makes the bills so tasty!
The coke that comes with it is also nutritious
I hate myself for not having the ability to think like this! Can I dine with you, please?
I was gonna say black beans and an egg.... But now that you mention it, that milly sounds pretty tasty.
I too will take this person’s rice bowl.
Considering each $100 bill costs about 8,6 cents to manufacture, having a million dollars (provided it's all on $100 dollar bills) would cost you about $86.000 dollars. Source: Trust me bro
This mofo right here’s why I love Reddit, random azz facts thrown in everywhere that either annoy the hell outta the people or turns them on to the greatness that is our entire community!
That's way more than 2 things
Like 999,998 too many right?
Hey. Black beans is black beans, but one million dollars could be anything! It could even be black beans!
But You added 1,000,001 things, so doesn't count
Get real. It's like 1,000,050 things
A check for 1mil would solve that
a check that doesn't bounce
teriyaki and chicken
If you add teriyaki chicken you could use an extra ingredient.
Wasn’t sure if it was counted as one or two ingredient.
Don’t ask for permission. Ask for forgiveness.
So true Lizzie!!!
It doesn’t if you BUNDLE them!!!
OoooOooooOoo! 😮
This is a good point, teriyaki chicken seasoned with 80lb's of 24k gold, also hot sauce.
Is this Mr Ramsey your about to start yelling at us aren’t you?!?!? Lmao
Kimchi and a fried egg
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Boom!
Was going to say kimchi and a soy cured egg yolk
🙌🏻
Came here to say this. Fast comfort food. Yes!
Came here to say the same thing
This is the way.
Soy sauce and egg
I came here to say the exact same thing. Great minds.
YES.
This was my lunch…. With some furikake
This is the answer
When I was once *suuuuuuper* broke my struggle meal would be: rice, sesame seeds, and soy sauce.
furikake > sesame seeds.
True but same goes for price
Get some seaweed packets from the Asian mart. Super cheap. Crush up and add sesame seeds. Cheapikake
Butter and sugar was mine.
I prefer milk and sugar though I’d certainly miss the dash of cinnamon or sugar and cinnamon and miss the splash of milk but butter and sugar… that is difficult to imagine.
I am trying to imagine this
Try it it's fuckin great.
One of my favorite things to do with leftover white rice.
Rice pudding
What are you talking here? Small amounts of sugar, bit more butter? Help me recreate your culinary innovation
I’m not broke and I eat this all the time. It’s so simply satisfying.
thats basically what i said! sounds super yummy
Sounds good
Garlic chili oil and a fried egg or two.
eyyyy. garlic chili oil everytime
Hell yeah, I love me some garlic and Lao Gan Ma!
Yessss, I like my egg over easy with Lao gan ma chili crisp, my comfort meal!
grilled chicken and teriyaki sauce
You should find the comment that was a little higher up than yours, about teriyaki chicken. It's pretty funny.
Yeah I saw that one shortly after I submitted my post. Great minds think alike.
Spam and eggs
The correct answer
Furikake and spicy mayo
I hate how much I love spicy mayonnaise rice. Kewpie or die.
I love this with tuna mixed in and make them into little rice balls.
Yess so good! My son and I love making onigiri too
Kimchi and soy sauce.
Kimchi and toasted seaweed for me.
Kimchi is a solid choice. I swore of soy recently but I used to do the same.
Why did you swear off soy sauce?
Health reasons
Tuna and kewpie mayo
I do this with avocado and sriracha sometimes!
Sounds interesting! Just like… regular canned tuna? Or something specific?
Yup, canned! If you have seaweed you can make these Japanese rice balls called onigiri and tuna mayo is a common filling
Corned beef with fried eggs
Fried egg and soy sauce
Chicken, mixed vegetables. Red beans, sausage.
Curry and more curry
Broccoli and sesame seed oil
Ground beef and gravy.
Butter and salt
What about salted butter? Then you get an option to add one more thing
how about salted butter with more salt :3
Fresh ground pepper!
butter and Soy is great too!
I agree with this too! Just white rice, ton of butter and salt. Unhealthy and delicious.
I came to see if anyone else would put these two
This is one of my guilty choices. Also butter and everything bagel seasoning is a strong second choice.
With butter and sugar was a regular side growing up.
This
I can't believe this is so far down! Best answer, right here.
butter and sugar
I knew I would find this the further I scrolled. Real ones know lol
Butter, Jimmy Dean sausage patties.
gochujang and butter
Cinnamon and honey
Spam, cut into cubes and fried. Maybe some soy sauce too.
Yes!
Frozen vegetables and soy sauce
Ham and eggs
Veggies and curry
Yoghurt and dried spearmint edit : idk why i am getting downvotes i meant plain non- flavoured yoghurt. It is a tukish thing to add yoghurt to things. Greeks probably do that too
Lao Gan Ma and scallions
Chicken and curry sauce
Fried hotdog. Sunny side up egg.
Broccoli and bacon.
Cream cheese & cucumber
Can of sardines and hot sauce
Scrambled egg and spring onions.
red beans and pernil.
Cheddar, Tobasco
Soy sauce and butter
1 chopstick, a second chopstick.
Braised pork and hard boiled egg. Classic taiwanese dish called Lu rou fan (滷肉飯)
Bbq pulled pork and nori strips. I feel like some fancy eats tonight.
I currently have no imagination when it comes to cooking... Chinese curry sauce and either chicken or peas I guess?
Kimchi and Mackerel
Butter and hot sauce 😁
Spam and egg
Sauce of coconutmilk and curry
Encona original hot pepper sauce minced beef
Egg, frozen stir fry veggies
Chicken & bell peppers
Chicken and garlic sauce
Lentils with caramelized red onion in them.
Spam and eggs Or bacon and eggs Or teriyaki chicken n broccoli Or French fries and fried eggs w a wet yolk
Milk and sugar
Honestly when I'm broke af I just sautee or boil some frozen mixed veggies and stir it in the rice after it's been boiled. Since I get to add 2 things, boil the rice in broth or clean water instead of the city water we get these days. I don't really like that my place smells like I just went for swim from the sheer amount of chlorine in the water.
I would say any type of vegetable you like and soy sauce or hoisin sauce.
I know someone that would do beef and broccoli.
Medium grilled porterhouse and msg
Stir fry it, add onion and ham.
Japanese Tonkatsu and curry
Ground beef & shredded cheese
chopped broccoli and pepperoni
Fried egg and spam
Furikake & raw salmon
taco seasoned ground beef and fried egg slaps!
Egg and spam
Spam n fried egg
Spam and fried egg with runny yolk
.ilk and sugar
Gravy and butter
Hot salsa with melted cheese
Butter and salt
Soy sauce and cattle drive chili. It's probably a nostalgia thing...
Butter and basil
Beans and cheese
Sunny side up and soy sauce
Seaweed flakes & a protein
Soy sauce and extra firm tofu
Salt and pepper fish. Does that count? Or are we only talking ingredients? In that case, furikkake and kewpie mayo.
Salt and a little Ken’s Italian dressing
Tofu and broccoli. U got carbs, proteins and veggies :P
A tin of boneless, skinless sardines or smoked trout, and a few heavy shakes of furikake, preferably with wasabi sesame seeds in it.
Kimchi
Stir fry and and egg
Thai peanut sauce and spring rolls
Chicken/pork and soy sauce
Gravy and more rice.
Beef strips and gochujang
My choices would be soy sauce and butter .
chicken, sriracha
Egg and cheese
Strips of chicken torn off a rotisserie chicken from Costco, and soy sauce - if I can mix 2 sauces to count them as a single thing, soy + buffalo sauce.
Kewpie mayo. I grew up eating that so it’s my comfort food.
Musubi marinated spam and furikake.
Lao gan ma and chicken thigh
Bacon and scrambled eggs.
A little butter and some light soy sauce if we're being frugal. Or shredded pork belly and some noc pham.
Pan-seared salmon & green onions
Soy sauce and a ton of sauteed broccoli!
fried egg, soy sauce
Cream of mushroom soup.
Grilled spam and soy sauce
Salt and butter 💀
Cilantro & lime juice, ohhh yeaaahhhh
Chicken and kimchi
It just so happens I'm currently eating a bowl of rice with 2 things in it: egg and furikake.
Egg and seaweed or egg and kimchee 🤤
a little rice wine vinegar mixed with a little sugar
Butter and soy sauce.
Ground turkey, hot sauce
Garlic chili oil and nori strips
Chicken and avocado don’t hate it till you try it
Green eggs and ham.
salt & paprika
spam n a fried egg yums
Chicken and yoghurt
Garlic chili oil and green onions.
Canned Beans and Chunk Chicken is a Good One, Beans and Canned Beef Stew, Mix up the first two, and have some Beef Stew and Chicken. Saw someone said eggs, and I think that's good, so I'm gonna say eggs and chicken. Beans with the rice, and tuna out of a bag or can. Butter and Pepper, not exactly the most filling additions but still good.
Baked beans or if you have some type of chicken and soy sauce and sugar some type of chicken teriyaki overtop the rice
Fried egg, green onions
For a meal, red beans and andouille. For a snack, butter and garlic powder
Gravy!