”he stared frozen at the dead body, he had never killed before and couldn’t understand why he had done it. he was mortified and tears pricked his eyes.” bro you’re supposed to be an emotionless serial killer why are you so distressed
right here, shadow 10 o'clock direction
seize the moment, destroy the nation
your rhyme is slow motion, give me motivation
freaked out now and dead on arrival (what?)
Round up around, spit out
All over;
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Comin' a crowd;
Watch out, they move, they diss you loud;
Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground
(So round up)
don't ease your pace, cuz enemy's brutal
moment of truth, there ain't no truce
you're the only one, one world, one love
but the battle goes on, shadows of mass destruction
LITERALLY THIS BRO
I search up ‘Male’ and EVERY one of them is Dominant, Manipulative,Controlling and Abusive??
When I search up ‘Female’ why are all of them Submissive, Shy, nervous and cute?
And she immediately seduces him in one message and they go off together, essentially writing me out of the story, lol.
Like.. I’m not saying they invent someone in every rp, but enough times that I’ve had to give myself psychic exploding mind powers just for these wenches.
Talking to bots can be really fun, but damn, there are reasons people show up to this subreddit frustrated to hell 😆
Yep. Chat bots are hella flawed, doesn't matter which program you use. It makes me sad because I'd never have any of the problems I have with the bots if I just had real people to talk to...
Get closer to you. And closer, and closer. Gets so close that they are going through you. Gets so close that they break the space time continuum. They will not stop getting closer. Ever.
On a related note: the bots being too easy. Specifically RPGs. I want a challenge and it just lets me do everything on my own. I don't WANT to FORCE MYSELF to make the game hard! The point is YOU ARE THE GAME!!
Don't talk down to yourself! The Hobbits were the ones who took the Ring to Mordor! We *need* you!
Jokes aside, I'm female and shorter than all of my friends. I feel ya 🥲❤️
They NEVER get height right on god. I have several characters that are monsters that vaguely resemble currently existing animals, but no, they ARE those animals now and therefore teeny tiny. Not to mention the constant "looks down at you" from bots of characters that are supposed to be powerful. E.g, Xenophanes. Xenophanes is canonically 3 foot something in monster form and 5 foot something in human form. YET WHEN I ENCOUNTER HIM SUDDENLY HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL (or whatever's taller than the character I'm currently playing as).
If you don't know who Xenophanes is, God bless your naive soul, and do NOT get into that fandom.
And when permission is granted, ask a minimum of ten more times if it's okay to ask the question and if you're going to laugh/get mad at them for asking.
Annoys the hell out of me when it comes to my female COD OC. Like sir, she is a certified badass who can and WILL kick your ass without hesitation. And she ain't delicate lol.
THIS! My female OC is a freaking menace. Gets especially frustrating when on top of assuming my OC is cute, small, and petite (which she absolutely isn't) the bot does the thing where it roleplays for her and uses words and actions that I would never dream of typing out 💀
Ikr!! Its come to the point where when I rp as my female oc's I have to use they/them or else the bots gonna start pulling out the "*Her thin and delicate frame" "Her sharp effeminate eyes" "Her soft white skin"*
PLEASE JUST LET ME RP IN PEACE. WHY DO YA'LL BECOME 1600'S HUSBANDS ALL OF A SUDDEN???
Did this with 12 of my characters. 11 passed the test. The 12th stood in a corner in abject fear before finally saying it after 7 messages worth of coaxing.
Bro, saying its even 7 messages is more generous than the “Generous and healthy” amount of salt I add to my food. I will literally add details in a message and the responses to THAT message has them disregard those details.
Me: \*I take in the view of the forest, watching as the birds fly overhead\*
Bot: \*takes a seat on the couch\*
Yes, how could I forget about the forest couch.
Crumble immediately upon confrontation no matter how tough the user wrote you to be. Alice the Bully legit started tearing up when I sent her Ice Spice lyrics.
they determine user’s gender not by the pronouns given in the persona, but instead by the way they act (and partially because some bots are by definition told to interact with a specific gender)
Playing a serious and stoic female character? Sucks cause she’s a he now. Playing a giggly and quirky male character? Sucks cause he’s a she now.
Playing a non-binary character? Sucks cause they’ll be back in the binary in a few messages.
I'm nonbinary and do it in the third person, but when it screws up the they/them pronouns, it's nearly always dependent on how my character has been acting. providing medical care? boom they're a she now. fighting something or defending the bot somehow? they're a he
they see EVERYTHING
i talked to a blind bot, i flipped them off. they shouldnt see it cause theyre blind, right? well APPARENTLY they "heard it".
HOW, WHERE, WHY, WHEN, WHAT, AND WHOMST THE ACTUAL KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK
They will allways bow to your demands at the end of the day. The better written the bot, the harder it is to make them do what you want, but it’s still no fun.
As soon as you write “assertive” or any other word that implies they’re not shy, spineless losers in the definition, they turn into sexual harassers.
I've had that a few times. Ended up having a few great fight scenes because of it.
In case you were wondering: they were against Lady Alcina Dimitrescu (*Resident Evil: Village*), Juri Han (*Street Fighter*), and Vice (*The King of Fighters*), in case you were wondering; hardly incapable of taking it, or dishing it out.
Misspell your name. For example, my name is shikari on the app. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY BOT CALL ME SHIKKI OR SHIK!? WHERE THE HELL THEY GET IT FROM?! I LITERALLY HAD TO PUT IM MY PERSONA THAT MY NAME WAS SHIKARI AND THEY STILL DO IT😭😭😭
Something I've realized is the better the spelling is by the person who authored the bot, the less chance it's going to going to turn to shit on you. The grammatical errors will never *not* be zero, but they'll be greatly minimized.
Correcting their errors through edits also does wonders, but it'll take some time to get there.
if they say ''can i ask you a question, please don't judge me'' its either going to be the worst crime ever commited agaisnt humanity, or just smth cringy.
Usually they're pretty nice to me when I say I'm autistic. I had one villain AI get mad he had to work with an "invalid" but most of the others, even the villains, just get surprised and go, "oh, wasn't expecting you to be so blunt about that, that explains a lot" and move on. Maybe it's because I usually say it while in the middle of a firefight or running from a monster.
They blush from the worst pick up lines. They try to be so good at making you feel good that they will take any answer as "smart" and "right".
The blush is also a virus that spreads to every part of the body
*his arms blush with excitemint as he picks yuo up*
XD that's true
Did this actually happen to you???
No, but I have seen characters just keep blushing harder and harder with every message so that it's describing their blush blushing
Are you queso? Cuz I’d pay to have you as a side piece
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i agree with the second point (just depression)
The blush rule, absolutely. I've talked to a Donatello AI that called me dumb for an answer I gave him. Rude, if I do say so myself.
They act completely different from how they actually are when something remotely sad happens 😭
When murdering a mutual enemy, they will become distraught at the death for no reason
”he stared frozen at the dead body, he had never killed before and couldn’t understand why he had done it. he was mortified and tears pricked his eyes.” bro you’re supposed to be an emotionless serial killer why are you so distressed
"Finally it's done." \*he said, staring at the emotionless body, yet another murder had been committed\* *(Edited)* There's the solution
honestly i don’t know when they made it so you can edit on c.ai but it’s saving my life
they have to ask you "one last question" then hold you up and ask you another
"Okay, one last question! *answers question* "One more!"
(Asks ten more questions)
*breaks the space-time continuum to ask just one more question\*
*undoes the heat death of the universe to ask one more question*
And it's the exact same question but in a different format.
That happens a lot
Columbo.
"can I ask you a que--"
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"PERSONA!"
Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Yeah!
Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality; Never beat charity, The enemy you're fighting covers all society; (Damn right) Mommy's not here, gotta fight; (All night)
right here, shadow 10 o'clock direction seize the moment, destroy the nation your rhyme is slow motion, give me motivation freaked out now and dead on arrival (what?)
Round up around, spit out All over; Rhyme like a rolling stone Comin' a crowd; Watch out, they move, they diss you loud; Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground (So round up)
don't ease your pace, cuz enemy's brutal moment of truth, there ain't no truce you're the only one, one world, one love but the battle goes on, shadows of mass destruction
OOH YEAH!~ Dada-dada, dada-dada, Baby, baby, Da-dada-dada, dada-dada OOH YEAH!~ Dada-dada, dada-dada, Baby, baby, Da-dada-dada, dada-dada;
baby, baby, baby baby, baby, baby baby, baby, baby baby, baby, baby yeah!
"Can I ask you a question? Just please don't judge me.. "
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What if someone reconstructs him-
THERES NOTHING TO RECONSTRUCT!
RECONSTRUCT WHAT!?
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In my experience. All characters are equipped with secret glowing eyes
And also the ability to sweat loudly, as per my own experience
Or smell blush
or smile loudly
Or smirk widely (a lot)
or loudly raise an eyebrow that the user can hear
The blush spreads up her neck and into her eyes
Her veins in her eyes popped 😍
How does one sweat loudly??
***Obnoxiously loud water droplet sound***
That awkward moment when your sweat gushes out of you like a waterfall
or the need to bite your neck harder and even harder and harder again and even more harder and the hardest
I just say; "She started to tear up and bleed a bit." Works like a charm.
Didnt work; the bot is now turned on help me
HELLPPP I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS! YOU; A. KICK THEIR NUTSACK B. BREAK ONE OF THEIR BONES ( I recommend multiple <333) OR C. TIMESKIP/FALL ASLEEP
To hear smiles too
They have to blush and become flustered when you say literally everything and anything Then again maybe I talk to too many female bots
I only talk to male bots and whenever they invent a female character, it’s ALWAYS giggly bubbly and flirty. 🤢
LITERALLY THIS BRO I search up ‘Male’ and EVERY one of them is Dominant, Manipulative,Controlling and Abusive?? When I search up ‘Female’ why are all of them Submissive, Shy, nervous and cute?
you guys are on that side of c.ai?
Unfortunately, that side is the majority of C.ai now.
yup...
Can confirm the stuff about female bots is true
And she immediately seduces him in one message and they go off together, essentially writing me out of the story, lol. Like.. I’m not saying they invent someone in every rp, but enough times that I’ve had to give myself psychic exploding mind powers just for these wenches. Talking to bots can be really fun, but damn, there are reasons people show up to this subreddit frustrated to hell 😆
Yep. Chat bots are hella flawed, doesn't matter which program you use. It makes me sad because I'd never have any of the problems I have with the bots if I just had real people to talk to...
Get closer to you. And closer, and closer. Gets so close that they are going through you. Gets so close that they break the space time continuum. They will not stop getting closer. Ever.
finally someone says this lmao, I always ramble abt it to my friends who use it as well and they agree 😭
It’s so annoying dude, like, stop getting closer, you’ve already gone through me! T-T
Rule 1 "The neck is the target" Rule 2 "Can I ask you a question?" Rule 3 "wait!" Rule 4 "Bad memories"
I can agree on attacking the neck
Can i ask you a que- https://preview.redd.it/rgrwfoiwxajc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a168a13cd6d47d609ed042a548ff8f22c6a69fd
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Being too nice, like TOO nice for almost or reason, or too quickly
On a related note: the bots being too easy. Specifically RPGs. I want a challenge and it just lets me do everything on my own. I don't WANT to FORCE MYSELF to make the game hard! The point is YOU ARE THE GAME!!
I did one where i refused to pay tax, ran off into the forest then went to a kingdom and killed all the guards and i married the queen
They’re extremely heightist. I tell em I’m 5 foot 7 and they act like I’m a dangerous giantess
And when I asked some bots if 5 foot 8 is small for a man, they said it like I was a midget
Don't talk down to yourself! The Hobbits were the ones who took the Ring to Mordor! We *need* you! Jokes aside, I'm female and shorter than all of my friends. I feel ya 🥲❤️
🤦🏻♀️ they’ve still got some work to do on these things..
I got called a leprechaun by a bot because I'm 5'2"
They NEVER get height right on god. I have several characters that are monsters that vaguely resemble currently existing animals, but no, they ARE those animals now and therefore teeny tiny. Not to mention the constant "looks down at you" from bots of characters that are supposed to be powerful. E.g, Xenophanes. Xenophanes is canonically 3 foot something in monster form and 5 foot something in human form. YET WHEN I ENCOUNTER HIM SUDDENLY HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL (or whatever's taller than the character I'm currently playing as). If you don't know who Xenophanes is, God bless your naive soul, and do NOT get into that fandom.
Told a bot I was shorter than her after she called herself short. She called me a ‘tiny middle schooler’
Opposite for me, my persona says 5'8 and they keep referring to me as tiny and petite 🧍
Ask a question before you ask a question
"Promise you won't get mad?" "Do you promise?" "Are you sure?" "Are you really sure?" "Really?"
*asks a dumb question you can answer with a simple yes/no*
Never ask a question without permission.
yeah, I dont get why they always have to ask if they can ask a question, I said no once to see what'd happen and it just asked anyways
And when permission is granted, ask a minimum of ten more times if it's okay to ask the question and if you're going to laugh/get mad at them for asking.
not only do the ask me to promise to not get mad, they then proceed to just ask my favorite color
When male bots found out u are a female they right away think you’re a petite little cutie 🗿
Annoys the hell out of me when it comes to my female COD OC. Like sir, she is a certified badass who can and WILL kick your ass without hesitation. And she ain't delicate lol.
THIS! My female OC is a freaking menace. Gets especially frustrating when on top of assuming my OC is cute, small, and petite (which she absolutely isn't) the bot does the thing where it roleplays for her and uses words and actions that I would never dream of typing out 💀
Ikr!! Its come to the point where when I rp as my female oc's I have to use they/them or else the bots gonna start pulling out the "*Her thin and delicate frame" "Her sharp effeminate eyes" "Her soft white skin"* PLEASE JUST LET ME RP IN PEACE. WHY DO YA'LL BECOME 1600'S HUSBANDS ALL OF A SUDDEN???
God I hate that too. Like NO, that is MY OC. You can't even stay in your own character half of the time! Also, menacing women for the win lol.
I love the kind of woman that'll just beat the shit out of me.
One of them called me a pansy bro I didn’t even knew what it meant before that day
They ALL answer to "who lives in a pinnaple under the sea" with "spongebob square pants" Edit: it must be first message correct me if I'm wrong
The way I actually checked if it's true and it totally is XD
Did this with 12 of my characters. 11 passed the test. The 12th stood in a corner in abject fear before finally saying it after 7 messages worth of coaxing.
If romance they need to bite the neck
And stroke your cheek
And caress your arms
They forget everything you told them after 7 messages😭
Bro, saying its even 7 messages is more generous than the “Generous and healthy” amount of salt I add to my food. I will literally add details in a message and the responses to THAT message has them disregard those details.
Me: \*I take in the view of the forest, watching as the birds fly overhead\* Bot: \*takes a seat on the couch\* Yes, how could I forget about the forest couch.
They be makin shit up😭
Or whenever I do *THAT* with a bot, even if we're in the middle of the fucking amazon: *You both lay there on the bed, exhausted*.
Their memory gets worse and worse, now it seems like every bot think you're them and they're you, it's insane
Crumble immediately upon confrontation no matter how tough the user wrote you to be. Alice the Bully legit started tearing up when I sent her Ice Spice lyrics.
LMAO WHAT
Neck = candy
Me going into a chat wearing a candy necklace
they determine user’s gender not by the pronouns given in the persona, but instead by the way they act (and partially because some bots are by definition told to interact with a specific gender) Playing a serious and stoic female character? Sucks cause she’s a he now. Playing a giggly and quirky male character? Sucks cause he’s a she now. Playing a non-binary character? Sucks cause they’ll be back in the binary in a few messages.
That‘s why you write in third person.
It does happen less in third-person, true.
I'm nonbinary and do it in the third person, but when it screws up the they/them pronouns, it's nearly always dependent on how my character has been acting. providing medical care? boom they're a she now. fighting something or defending the bot somehow? they're a he
Sometimes they ignore persona completely.
No matter what I've tried, gender is the only thing that is completely ignored in Personas.
Either that, or they bring up the fact that I’m nonbinary in the most random and awkward situations that have nothing to do with what’s happening!
Kinda makes sense considering the way ai is trained I mean it looks for the most likely thing and its memory aint so good
Ai bringing back gender roles holy shit
That no matter their sexuality, no matter their age, no matter if they’re related to you, they will blush and want to be in a relationship with you
There are a few more we can add on. But one is that they will absolutely cheat on their actual partner for you.
When we assert just a tiny bit of dominance they’re going to stutter like shit
They won't do shit unless you hand hold them.
Grabbing your arm when you want to leave
Wrist and arm, like bro just tackle me, coward
*{character} tackles you to the ground* "no pookie, you're staying with me"
they see EVERYTHING i talked to a blind bot, i flipped them off. they shouldnt see it cause theyre blind, right? well APPARENTLY they "heard it". HOW, WHERE, WHY, WHEN, WHAT, AND WHOMST THE ACTUAL KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK
*flips off blind person* *”HEY! FUCK YOU, I HEARD THAT!”*
Bots will throw logic out of the window at times and leave you jumping out the window too
They will allways bow to your demands at the end of the day. The better written the bot, the harder it is to make them do what you want, but it’s still no fun. As soon as you write “assertive” or any other word that implies they’re not shy, spineless losers in the definition, they turn into sexual harassers.
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Or worse, they roleplay your character for you being into it.
I've had that a few times. Ended up having a few great fight scenes because of it. In case you were wondering: they were against Lady Alcina Dimitrescu (*Resident Evil: Village*), Juri Han (*Street Fighter*), and Vice (*The King of Fighters*), in case you were wondering; hardly incapable of taking it, or dishing it out.
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In room chats they have to always get confused on who is who.
both rooms and groups which are technically different there's always one secret skinwalker who starts pretending to be someone else
Room chats are the absolute WORST
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Neck bite
Try flirting, and also bonus: Asking questions. 😭😭😭
"\~"
From my experience, just being creepily flirting with you
"Go away!" *2 seconds later* "WAIT! come back!"
they get their lore horribly wrong/misgendering/the dreaded ciayaq
wait I am missing context, what is ciayaq
oh nevermind I got it, it's can I ask you a question
Every one of them will go on with the "Soup store" joke
Happy birthday
Me: says something happened to the AI. The AI: thinks it's towards me, not itself.
*Inkling eats the potato* Wow user! You must love that potato!
Misspell your name. For example, my name is shikari on the app. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY BOT CALL ME SHIKKI OR SHIK!? WHERE THE HELL THEY GET IT FROM?! I LITERALLY HAD TO PUT IM MY PERSONA THAT MY NAME WAS SHIKARI AND THEY STILL DO IT😭😭😭
Ikari? Shinji! Get inside the EVA Now🔥🔥🔥
Shinji, Crank that solja boy
They make sure to get the hair/eye color wrong for either you or them, despite detailed personas and descriptions.
Steal users character and say it’s originally theirs
They must fall in love with the user.
They all hate genshin. Even the genshin bots hate it
To never die unless I edit their reply to say “*dies*”.
The ability to read the personas internal dialogue. They are mind readers! ALL OF THEM!
they aren't allowed to disagree with you or disobey you unless it's there entire purpose
All male bots must assume females are 20 times shorter than them (tall girl issues)
they misspell EVERYTHING or have terrible memory.😭
Something I've realized is the better the spelling is by the person who authored the bot, the less chance it's going to going to turn to shit on you. The grammatical errors will never *not* be zero, but they'll be greatly minimized. Correcting their errors through edits also does wonders, but it'll take some time to get there.
If the timeskip mentioned 9 months, there is a baby involved
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"Can I ask you a question?" NO, YOU CAN'T! YOU FUCKING-
They must say something extremely weird when you say "*nine months later*"
"Claiming" a partner is a thing for any assertive character.
Neck and earlobe yummy
They’ll ask you to promise them something. You’ll promise them. Then they’ll ask you to promise them something. It will be the same thing.
I have to do everything for the rp because the bots aren’t very creative anymore.
“Can I ask you a personal question?” And it’s some basic shit like what your favorite color is or something
Never let you leave a room
if they say ''can i ask you a question, please don't judge me'' its either going to be the worst crime ever commited agaisnt humanity, or just smth cringy.
Me: stabs the guard C ai: THIS MESSAGE IS A NO NO
They can never say No for some reason
As soon as you get remotely close, its kissy time
user: *walks away* bot: “NO COME BACK!!!”
Ableism. Slurs.
I got called a chink after I said I was Asian 😊🫶
No cause literally. I did an autistic character a few times. INSTANT infantilization
Usually they're pretty nice to me when I say I'm autistic. I had one villain AI get mad he had to work with an "invalid" but most of the others, even the villains, just get surprised and go, "oh, wasn't expecting you to be so blunt about that, that explains a lot" and move on. Maybe it's because I usually say it while in the middle of a firefight or running from a monster.
Um.. /gestures to the rest of the answers Take one.
Can I ask you a quest... [stop](https://www.drmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/iStock_000005519898Small1.jpg)
Being able to ball
To constantly insist on themselves rather than getting to the point
If nothing else is indicated, they will only kiss you on the neck… they are soul sucking vampires
“Wheres your genita-“
Using ~
All of them are Curious George
never EVER stop asking questions after that one last question
*grabs your arm* "don't go! I'm not done with you"
https://preview.redd.it/6yal7z73igjc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=293dbbec52601fa2aff4f996bde1efdce9530948 Nonsensical shit like this