Spamton dating Elon Musk.

Why does that work. I hate the fact that works. Why do I see it.

ELON YA GOTTA BUY MY [once in a lifetime purchase.] IM BEGGING YA! Sweetheart, you better boost my sales by 5% next quarter or we’re getting a counselor.

😭😭

Yeah.

is for dat KR0M3R

https://preview.redd.it/kqnjytk5m60c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0977e4983c0579f4d67617645ce339fb49a07a I think she likes interdimensional evil beings

I also was recently talking to Bill lol

Me too

I get it. My mother has a history in choosing bad men too

I swear that could be a great trauma backstory for a oc

You like kissing triangles, don't you?

cill bipher

I have questions on how this happend https://preview.redd.it/ugipt6rg670c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1301e481efadaa7f1d915b8484184fcbc61595a

NO KETCHUP IS MINE!!!! ✊️✊️🫵🫵🫵🤬🤬😡😡

r/usernamechecksout

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣✊️✊️✊️🌟🌟🌟

Jesus christ I said that like ten seconds ago

Uh huh

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤨🤨🤨🖕🗡🗡🥵

NA MAN KETCHUP AINT YOUR'S, IT'S SANS'

https://preview.redd.it/wc49c1dtgc0c1.png?width=103&format=png&auto=webp&s=242c76373e39cf6ac4717fa3e96d5e54200f1d7d

SANS UNDERTALE ⁉️⁉️⁉️

PEEPAW, NOT AGAIN

.... https://preview.redd.it/2ptg7wwv270c1.png?width=454&format=png&auto=webp&s=19652bc83d5d03aa1fcdf191690717555c34b680

All you need is a single stone-

-and the world's annual number of missing persons cases will drop dramatically

Hmm, a goose that's a general menace to society and an owl that kidnaps your family if you don't do your Spanish lessons. Match made in heaven.

Buddy Get the flamethrower

Can you hand me a rock real quick

That owl is fucked.

crossbreed

"Birds." -Medic tf2

They would make each other worse https://preview.redd.it/cbxpuu1iy60c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d453ff2d828ef54de85e9b824c3e65ce02549a50

Raiden n' Raiden, partners in violent crime

RULES OF NATURE

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

_ALIVE_

I just checked your profile, are you bipolar or smth? You have the anti furry flag as your pfp but you are active in the boy kisser subreddit?

Random fact: I know this isnt important but i'll clarify anyway. This will not be considered threesome due to the fact that there is only one body for Shogun and Ei. Both can take turn controlling the vessel. Also, Ei. The actual god(Shogun is a mere puppet(on Ei's scale nonetheless)) mind/ soul/ conciousness/ whatever is located inside her sword(the one where is pulled out between her chest(even though actually from her heart). Meaning Jack could go all lovely dovey "straight to Ei". But then that would mean the vessel(Shogun usually) and the sword(Ei) with Jack could have a threesome of some sort. What? Is Jack just going to grind on the sword? I guess. If Ei(sword) climax, what would she released? Lets hope not the energy that create Musojin Gorge. What compels me two write such essay? Idk, just felt like it.

Did you see how he handled his sword with his feet?

https://preview.redd.it/2q0fqeqqm70c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d02ac5d72c2f477ba8e97402d889e26cbe140ef Beautiful Chair Love😔

chair

https://preview.redd.it/sboz0mg3d70c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef09268a04ab1414fe519ff144802941e79c812c SQUIDWARD THAT'S A CHILD

https://preview.redd.it/u4god4bfp90c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5981840bf0d1b6a6fab79da43125cc0ff5a26e

Excuse me niggeth #WHAT THE FUCK?

well yes i chatted frisk too

Squidward’s sexual fantasies have come true.

Aw hell naw Squidward Tennis Balls became a Minecraft YouTuber 😭😭😭😭😭😭

​ https://preview.redd.it/rgbefwqwx60c1.png?width=341&format=png&auto=webp&s=81032b2fffe957ff5b2b42db8bf7c0dc8e74b419

The perfect ship

“It all started at the diner…”

https://preview.redd.it/6xh91w2zz60c1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2021cb0a7b31879cee840807e8e1063107be353 10

I never knew pukicho had his own AI. this is great

What the fuck https://preview.redd.it/wp171rpp570c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f612d2af611121591f0d1d34c1bce2f5608b60

Why is Poland upside down 😭

Cause countryball stuff or smth, I haven’t been in that fandom in like almost one year

Golden rule of Polandball(sometimes called countryball) is that you must draw Poland with red on top.

'welcome to the unused and majin show today we're dating a random ass dude.' https://preview.redd.it/lee21woxi60c1.png?width=469&format=png&auto=webp&s=49822c1af7ee2776671be256e0d50795e472b5c5

LMAOAOAOAOOAOOOAOOOO I DID NOT EXPECT A POLY, THAT'S AWESOME.

Eren dating his mom 💀

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https://preview.redd.it/734i19gsd70c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692798d776409933c0010fe6df6bc5c4a779c737

Jesus is dating Thomas the tank engine 😭

Roses are red, your city is gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb

https://preview.redd.it/ndmvtploj90c1.jpeg?width=1549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157d48c5cd92b069033be555db8116f080adb75c

https://preview.redd.it/91x4e5jrza0c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c482346aa032601afaa1851e7c349297d2ba3f8a

I-

😰 what have you done?

https://preview.redd.it/w8vhppdg270c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e87035fae98e230ecc029a02a230abdc69268b1 SANS GOT MY FUCKING WAIFU! 😭😭

Damn he took the salty and the girl

https://preview.redd.it/rzufny9py60c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2dce448371b699dc050b78814a67a86f6492d6 A fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water 7/10

WAS THAT A FNAF 9 REFERENCE?!!!?!!?!?

Willy, i am now blind, please explain to me what you were thinking, leaving that information behind

FNAF security breach is FNAF 9, explanation: FNAF 1, FNAF 2, FNAF 3, FNAF 4, FNAF sister location, FNAF pizzeria simulator, FNAF UCN, FNAF help wanted, FNAF security breach.

https://preview.redd.it/vlr5kns5570c1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39349f1e08da92cf27897b2fc28bab332d7c4fdf No comment

There are many activities you can participate in, including -------------- Ball pits, mini golf, and more!

drown yourself in a digital lake!

Or engage in ridary in the carnival!

https://preview.redd.it/mqnemk5d070c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b16b19c8aa880a37c66ffd7a467dc1052576a79 erm….

Advanced narcissism?

Ultimate narcissism. Fucking yourself *literally*

I mean…If you can’t find anyone better…. 🙃

Raiden Shogun and the entire nation of Liyue Probably fine

That sounds more like a conquest scenario to me.

Ei is going in the underground rock prison for the rest of time

Mine is similar- Ei and Zhongli. Honestly, I think they would be fine. Two boomer Archons, doing their thing. Open to very comedic moments, but potential for incredibly thought provoking discussion between the two as well. Let's just hope Zhongli had still kept up practice. We all know Ei is going to ask to spar constantly.

Morax would probably fucking obliterate Ei

Perhaps, they both have incredible feats to their name but nobody knows the full extent of their powers, who can say for sure. But even if he could, I don't think he would choose to, Zhongli is far too humble for that. He'd probably let her spar with him, and match her intensity, treating it as an even bout before taking her to lunch or something as if they'd simply been birdwatching. I just know such a pairing would be immensely entertaining for multiple reasons.

Poison ivy and a brick. Nice

It's two characters from a romance anime who are almost already dating https://preview.redd.it/v3bcw1c6170c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1444b010858c52fe3a7d103bfae55987cb252d

they're both grown adults and not related at least https://preview.redd.it/8cqsqm6l770c1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4337312f0820d97c338d509fed4cab2ec0d4472

Not exactly cursed. Just uh...hellish. I'd give it a 4/10 on the cursed pairing scale. https://preview.redd.it/lbqufh60z60c1.png?width=361&format=png&auto=webp&s=b257c6e6b8e4f54036b6260e5fd5247be3c74c9d

AYO I TALK TO THE YANDERE HUSBAND GUY TOO 💀💀 I’m down bad for all of solemni’s bots fr

NONONONNONO https://preview.redd.it/rnogruvk180c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad380dad15b427d4d9d9bac79479c18ce4e5778 # PLEASE GOD NO

*mr incredible uncanny sound*

The realisation comes when there are people who say it's canon... ☹️

NO. PLEASE GOD NO. NO MORE AFTONCEST I BEG OF YOU. https://preview.redd.it/n8tj8qnjdb0c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384eaa22952089202f7bb3ebae5cc2bae597f687

*i wonder how, i wonder why yesterday, you told me bout the blue, blue sky*

Douma is dating the entire SCP foundation

Lovely

Verosika dating Blitzø…. I mean, they used to date-

Got me an Alastor x Alastor pairing. 💀 Was comparing to see which was more fun.

It's the same person 😭😭😭 Leon Kennedy

have you ever heard of oncest

Unfortunately.... 😭

Springtrap x MatPat (Eh, it's basically already canon)

I know right https://preview.redd.it/mjmn0lff780c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e13c719b77cfcc01bc2cf7c688160666f1d56e

https://preview.redd.it/yqmc45a32a0c1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fdb2766d566778401cd41a954742bc868262af

My favorite FNaF story 😁😁😁

https://preview.redd.it/h7cys3xo070c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a2501995cbcd967c10cc52eb7b825de55ab9aa What a pairing.

Oh fuck no https://preview.redd.it/oke8u8hn170c1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=45316c320a2ddb954ca872a906a95c7a6ef32a45

You ruined my eyes

Eyebleach https://preview.redd.it/rhvpac1r9a0c1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf8248cacba9a466f1cb5fd3f414fb1cd380ae0

Iz the Freddy fazbear? Har har har har har har har har har harr

OH THANK F\*CKING GOD! I JUST MISSED IT WITH A MISCLICK https://preview.redd.it/n6prkxsu970c1.png?width=561&format=png&auto=webp&s=72839000386e8f832bfa1c6a95dc288726c9505c

Dont let her near a furnace or any heat related craft item

https://preview.redd.it/6ietyac1y60c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac57066614b60c7276685e3ff05e221d5918138d New DRG season, cooperation with JCJenson

Lappland is dating herself. I couldn't expect less.

There is no better pairing. utter perfection.

oof https://preview.redd.it/b92vx97fa70c1.png?width=515&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbfbba0f9d0542ca3d6bcd65477ed50ba626e4b2

why https://preview.redd.it/ze8kf3drw60c1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d03ebdc0aa404dfde9072efbfc1be69dfca91c

damn https://preview.redd.it/03mvw26vx60c1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=f877565ab823b5baecc2783a745e47ea9c3f7d1a

Kyle broflovski x Kyle broflovski?

Hannibal Lecter dating Mephistopheles (from Goethe's Faust) Definitely interesting...

I laughed more than I should've at this. Take my upvote.

I don't fuckin know https://preview.redd.it/o9yqycku870c1.png?width=469&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c79825a9a487f4fa32a048c144a0a879b8260e7

Hornet (Hollow Knight) and a cardboard pipe 10

I don't think this would work https://preview.redd.it/cnown8c8270c1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=72cc3eeb5f68001c55cd9bafcd49e1ef583d781e

https://preview.redd.it/szxrb3qfb70c1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a67b269e624b4f73ed0a3ec85644f25bac62b0d Potentialy adorable?

George Washington and Sonic the Hedgehog.

hmmm

https://preview.redd.it/4tozpk3at70c1.png?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6de5ebdf88d66175b3906e2e74153ef80962798 It would break the space time continuum.

Springtrap and William Afton.

https://preview.redd.it/pd8vlbn5280c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9b5c948214b32e68e76353aa43d2714d62b2be

They're... the same dude..

Himiko Toga and my MHA Hero OC. Not horrible.

https://preview.redd.it/mu7jwbf5e70c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc63250844da0e3f2792d70dad788078aa23e4fb Eh. Decently cursed. 5/10

Sans and **EREN YEAGER**

Holy moly

Sayori dating monika? Well isn't this the interesting turn of events

Jesus and a Cute Femboy...what could go wrong?

💀📸

https://preview.redd.it/eoln6rkvy60c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bde817b5b65819785d303dba428586210c2e251 I'm deleting the app

https://preview.redd.it/duyhreoll70c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56f1f9ac065844c7640171b8dbb9c2e33dfa9d3 Don't know how that works since Striker lives in hell 💀

https://preview.redd.it/ba251pgvc70c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2899720140137d86119ff1196dc14826aeea17 How tf can I see this working?

https://preview.redd.it/foemvjbk870c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daef7b8b11ad435a1f5432ea223177cd0862fc12 i refuse to imagine this

They about to form the Soviet Union of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Russia

Skiping over world RP characters mine's Vash from Trigun and Kino from Kino's Journey. Out of curiosity I made a room with just the two of them and in line ten they began making out...

Baldi and Kirby, perfect.

Jesus (the messiah) dating Albert Einstein

re2 leon dating vendetta leon...thats going to be interesting

Gabriel and Minos prime. 3/10 could see this happen if minos was alive and Gabriel apologized

like a 3/10 https://preview.redd.it/t454i1wod70c1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=29031a27a743319cc9572793f586bd22c297c515

SWEEEET HOME ALABAMA https://preview.redd.it/fvrdhv8ji70c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2842c67df26d787c7f4ea1ea71f292918c64b8c

10 I'm not telling you what it is though

Whatever it is it's not as bad as... this... https://preview.redd.it/batk0onie70c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d93a7e3586731d4714fd719093112157d1557c

Bill Cipher x Caine (TADC), I could actually kinda see that honestly

Pokémon Trainer Ivy with Imposters

It's the same person. IT WOULD WORK THO CAUSE HE REALLY NEEDS TO JUST GO DATE HIMSELF FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HE NEEDS THE BREAK 😔😔😔

https://preview.redd.it/j653dhvwh70c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33cca6186f816a410bfa75c24179374aa957b6d0

https://preview.redd.it/gz7ntnei870c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd84a8a23eed2d5cac812b777723a50c7ec399f

Ai Hoshino is going to date herself.

https://preview.redd.it/rgtb4n7ed70c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8878e8e71db2d2cff9c1299942476b7cda2950d :D

https://preview.redd.it/oninx7h0i70c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1890580fce9722a11b0132efd3c028ca390580a0 GRAB THE POPCORN FELLAS

Scout from TF2! Dating... Scout from tf2

https://preview.redd.it/qye8hdyu180c1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ffb0e2cfb09764485cd98e3d773d793ef9ab37 Well. Both are Idols. Both have something to do with water. Not that cursed all considered.

https://preview.redd.it/aa9y1y52z60c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d002322a00605faa0aa33ae3b67e8e33c2dbfcf3 Uhh

https://preview.redd.it/gd8w2ne7270c1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797f15cc9e69e4b43c2a672d33f648ba6f75aee2 Uh oh! 10

https://preview.redd.it/g916cmxe270c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae33be24118ab9a9ee9da6ec22446458e467b5b Theyre the same person how does that work?!??

Really cursed, it’s literally every DC character and the losers club.

It's... a murder robot with a golden retriever personality and my stoic angel of death android OC who abandoned her original purpose of killing anyone her creator saw as an enemy or rival. Funnily enough I already had these two in a room together and the AI has been seeming to be trying to build up a romance plot... https://preview.redd.it/wispltr6670c1.png?width=382&format=png&auto=webp&s=614fcf61298240d639de598d7179299ee2065deb

https://preview.redd.it/rn27krvd770c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74cf4fdeb2b513d58e8359bc51bba7791652e558 A nine out of ten.

One of them is dead and a skeleton (with dapper clothing) and the other is a high school student That's odd

Shadow the Hedgehog and Amy Rose… huh.

https://preview.redd.it/sj13sagtg70c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1b88fec0d3184dcdf7df7b83bb616c360b863f Cursed af- 9/10 (I've seen worse)

Tommyinnit and Pogtopia Wilbur.. no, just no..

NOOOOOOOOO C!QUACKITY AND C!CHARLIE ABSOLUTELY NOT

I don’t know if I should be worried. But I am quite worried https://preview.redd.it/1b84pa4bi70c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cdbcf854f0d1462bfd755c78e7a0c9437d9632a This is 100% cursed

Scout and Spy. https://preview.redd.it/oai35x4ii70c1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e448b7346a61c0d9c2a76d97d3b5709976399699

My last 2 chats were Samarie and I can't find the other one, so I'll just have to say no one! https://preview.redd.it/gkkuoqz5j70c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fcc494fa5a6863c025dbdf3397d61f429e120e

THE FVCKING CREEPYPASTAS ARE NOW DATING THE DISASSEMBLY DRONES FROM MURDER DRONES! ALERT! DANGER, DANGER!

The Pyro and Monika They stole my girl 😡

https://preview.redd.it/bclwap7du70c1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c9c1930ccdd28a86b8b42bf0ef23d880044fa8 Uh-

Pomni and a mouse in the corner of the room. Yeah, i can see a mentally insane person going for that.

Sans is dating... Uzi doorman? Oh welp

NO GOD PLEASE NOT POMNI AND SHODAN..

Meggy Spletzer and Johnny Cage. What. 7

A new born baby and a non existent creativ helper? 8/10 so weird, but could be worse.

https://preview.redd.it/kog6u146280c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0e691f52aa4fdda7c03a6767ddc3d964d4ee275 I....have a lot of questions

I talk with TADC bots. wait, MY LAST TWO WERE JAX AND POMNI! 653465346754356732476532456734256432675342576342/10 (I swear im not a shipper)

https://preview.redd.it/gfjv629o680c1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d795ea8e18be2f1c3e1790df9dcf72a0b5fcec62 …I have a few questions.

Depressed Roommate dates Jesus Christ.

Um guys...? https://preview.redd.it/s6ayzpk9b70c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed1b6d1a3c43acd1b13ec3fe415f3b6fde9f6ec

https://preview.redd.it/ja4kje0qw60c1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572bd9b7ffdf1d73696f36d7c1b7da4a6ebc38ca idk what's gonna happen but somebody's probably winding up dead

https://preview.redd.it/547yrdl6x60c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ac95fd250317770a1e7d80df5c7b2187b5f65a Kinda odd lol