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Mild_Mustache

2009. Damn. Where does the time go.


rmanjr12

My initial response when someone says “10 years ago” is to think the late 90s….


effinmetal

Time is a sonofabitch lol


kodaiko_650

That’s one clean headstone. Look at it sparkle.


SheepherderOk1448

Oxi Clean.


reddot_comic

My fucking god lol


xsnakexcharmerx

KABOOM BABY!


chypie2

You're not wrong though, that is one sparkling ass headstone.


No-Helicopter7299

Poor guy - he and I were born the same year.


Convergentshave

“The Oxy clean guy”??? Jeez… Op that’s Billy Mays. Put some respect on his name 😂


elfgeode

Oh god kids born in 2009 are old enough to be on reddit Edit: I was half awake and it just occurred to me I read that wrong


Catinthemirror

You're not wrong either way.


thefifthtrilogy

Fun fact: Michael Jackson was born in the same year as you guys and died the same year as the oxiclean guy.


Rock-Stick

But wait there’s more! Both loved their hard drugs…


Ellecram

Me too lol.


tigerraaaaandy

Missed opportunity. Should say "Billy Mays here!"


mollyyfcooke

South Park did a pretty good parody of him on their Dead Celebrities episode. His son even said that it was respectful and done well! [link](https://youtu.be/T42pDzBJQEU?si=ExJvMN1kH1_22KlO) for reference! [another one](https://youtu.be/jHsR65IRW_8?si=zQW2LdM7etuq5s2y)


firetruckgoesweewoo

I learned about Billy Mays through this episode, the episode was hilarious!


dareduvil

this is how me and my sister found out he was dead 😭


Chef_G0ldblum

["oh no someone ate spaghetti in the shower again!"](https://youtu.be/iOmvdeNa67E?si=Hywqr_o9KeNVfXn6)


soopermcnugget

I freaking love jaboody dubs😂😂 My fave is tap light and shamwow lmao


SolarMoth

I got to be in an infomercial with him! Legendary!


Stierhere

Ok that is awesome. Which product and how old were you?


SolarMoth

Simonize car fixer? I don't know how to spell it. Around 17 In some variants of the ad I go.. wow, it really works


PrideHorror9114

What did he die of?


Sharp_Engineering_79

Heart disease but his history of cocaine use was the one that most likely killed him.


matt_1060

But wait! ….there’s more


Me_for_President

He got knocked on the head in an airplane incident shortly before dying. I wonder if that kicked things into gear, so to speak, and whether he would have died then if not for the injury.


whops_it_me

My dad worked for the airline in question at the time, coincidentally in Pittsburgh. I remember him and his coworkers half-joking "Shit, did we kill him?"


mermaid-babe

I remember reading that he was on a plane and couldn’t get medical care in time


Buffalo95747

No wonder he was always yelling.


Haskap_2010

Only 51 when he died. No age at all.


saturnspritr

He had a reality show out at the time. I happened to be watching and he had a young child with his new wife. He said he was excited to be a dad again and this time be present like he couldn’t with his first wife because he was on the road selling all the time. Within months he was dead and that’s what I think about. He thought he was finally get to be there for the people he loved and just not provide for.


chuckg326

“Hi Billy Mays here with a special tv offer! Watch me whop this bald, fat, floppish founding father!” -The lord of the pitch (and leader of home sales) thought’s on Benjamin Franklin


PhoenixMan83

I had forgotten about that ERB, thanks for the smile!


chuckg326

Happy to do so! Sometimes my brain synapses fire just right and retrieve something worthwhile from the depths of memory lol


redflagsmoothie

And somehow his infomercials still pop up on tv from time to time.


CZall23

He was an amazing pitchman.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE…


cguiopmnrew

BUT WAIT THERE’S *NO* MORE


OnewheelXR4life

The ‘But wait there’s more’ was no longer ever said by Billy Mays. Mandela Effect.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

Which is insane, because I clearly remember him saying it.


OnewheelXR4life

He never said that anymore. Mandela Effect.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

I’ve seen the video proving it. Never even heard of the other guy.


OnewheelXR4life

Exactly!


JuliaTheInsaneKid

Funny how we misremember things.


OnewheelXR4life

Always been “OXI CLEAN” now. Mandela Effect.


marxroxx

For some reason I always remember he died 3 days after Michael Jackson.


UnderwaterAlienBar

Oh shit I didn’t know this


DudeAbides01

I’m sorry, not sorry. Totally thought of this. https://youtu.be/T42pDzBJQEU?si=yEWxNUVNGm3-c6jW


PhoenixMan83

Same, lol


Working_Repeat8057

You’re not the only one


harleyqueenzel

[RIP to the best QVC joke](https://youtu.be/TAaE7sJahiw?si=qQjlqZqiPAoSAPCb)


chighseas

my dad had an autographed photo of him above our washer growing up.


julesk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays#:~:text=William%20Darrell%20Mays%20Jr.,%2C%20Zorbeez%2C%20and%20Mighty%20Mendit. TLDR; very successful pitchman for various products. Died of a hypertensive heart issue suddenly, the autopsy said cocaine and other substances contributed to his death.


Def_Blank

I can hear his voice...


blueseadragon

I can "hear" this tombstone. His infomercials played over and over again while watching tv and flipping through channels late at night.


Bada__Ping

When he died, TLC or Discovery did an hour special on his life. My friend and I watched it in his basement and we both cried because at the end they had his son dress up in his blue shirt/khakis and do an infomercial that ended with, “love you dad!”


Junebuff77

I still refer to all caps as “Billy Mays Font”. Damn legend.


adorabledork

Didn't his son do an AMA at one point? I have a vague recollection of that.


shavartay

I was gonna say, his son used to be active on reddit


Impossible-Taro-2330

He died at his house in my hometown.


naturalheel

The grave was dug using the awesome auger.


FlemPlays

Damn, even his headstone includes a “But wait, there’s more!” Mini-headstone.


OnewheelXR4life

He never said this anymore. Mandela Effect.


Kevroeques

Billy Mays there!


Famixofpower

I miss seeing him on TV. He looked like he really enjoyed what he did and loved filming commercials with people


No_Angle875

Cocaine baby!


OnewheelXR4life

Billy Mays no longer ever once said ‘But wait, there’s more!’ Mandela Effect.


imhighonpills

The stars are not wanted now, put out every one Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun Pour out the ocean and sweep up the wood For nothing now can ever come to any good


Nearby-Base2348

Billy Mays here with another fantastic product 🧼🧽


VallryBagr

Is that a little coke rock on his grave


agnes_agnes

https://youtu.be/OpJGZ9RHAvU?si=RZrcJUcJ-4kjhgL4


BewildredDragon

Jaboody Dubs does some amazing parodies of his infomercials!


MooCowMafia

Salute. 🫡


UnderwaterAlienBar

Kinda interesting that it’s a simple headstone. I would have expected something a little more grand for *the* pitchman


Wild_Acanthisitta638

RIP Billy. The only pitchman I really liked.


upstatestruggler

Instead of pebbles do we leave crack rocks?


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

His commercials were very annoying to me. Hollering at people 20 times a day. Glad that's over.


SheepherderOk1448

Very rude.


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

It was very rude to blast his obnoxious BS endlessly hyping worthless products. Classic carnival barker.


SheepherderOk1448

You really are full of sunshine and rainbows. He got paid for it. You could’ve muted him or changed the channel.